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FamilyRe: My Brother's Wife Has Refused To Mourn Him Because He Died With His Sidechick by Namaster: 7:09pm On Oct 17, 2025
The wife is a REALLY good person.
She went to the funeral.

A man died while actively DESECRATING his marriage why should the SCORNED wife mourn him?

Expecting the woman to mourn a husband who died while frolicking with his CONCUBINE is like expecting a man to mourn a wife who died while giving birth to a BASSSTAARRRRD.

It's MADNESS!
RomanceRe: Is It Possible? by Namaster:
This question is being asked in a funny way!
grin

It's framed like that because it's NOT "proper" to ask whether your husband or boyfriend will know if you just spent your afternoon GOBBLING a strange man's pipe.

NO man is walking around thinking about whether a strange woman on the street just came back from getting freaky with another strange man.

This question was put forward by a WOMAN who has cheated or is planning to cheat on her partner.

I don't like people who try to be TOO clever.
Be a HWH.OR.EE with your full chest.

Now to answer the HIDDEN question:

The answer is YES!
A man who lives with his woman knows when she's been sexually UNFAITHFUL.

Most of them just choose NOT to believe their instincts.

There's evolutionary instincts imbued in EVERY man. They all serve very SPECIFIC purposes.

For instance, hunger is NOT a real thing.
It's just an evolutionary ALARM system telling you that you are running out of energy and may NOT be able to run away from predators and, thus, end up as a picnic for a family of LIONS.

Another one is JEALOUSY.

Jealousy is an ALARM system to warn men that they are about to become the caretaker of the SPAWN of another man.

A man whose base INSTINCTS tell him his spouse is faithful would not miss a beat even if he sees his wife grinding on another man.

But a man whose base INSTINCTS tell him his spouse is UNFAITHFUL would flip out just because his woman LOOKS at another man.

Point is, a MAN knows!

Plus, unfaithful women are NOT as sleek as they'd like to think. There's always things to NOTE.

Some unfaithful women have a funny way of revealing their INFIDELITY.

For instance, some women after getting RAWDOGGED by their affair partner will RUSH home to copulate with their husbands.

Social scientists say this is to reduce their spouse's suspicions in the event of paternity fraud.

They are careful to take a BATH before doing their partner, though. To get rid of the other guy's scent.

Another one is when a woman who NEALRY bites your head off in the morning returns home in the evening with a markedly PLEASANT demeanour.

Lots of ways to detect infidelity.

Best is the UNEASY feelings of jealousy that seems to be constant.
Foreign AffairsRe: Her 13-year-old Son Was Arrested, Then Taken By ICE To A Detention Facility. by Namaster:
These USELESS criminals will leave their OWN crimes to weigh in on audio GENOCIDE of Christians in Nigeria.

Imagine KIDNAPPING a 13-year old child and plotting to TRAFFIC him (not deport) to a country he's NEVER been to and where he knows NOBODY.

The PERPETRATORS of this crime and others like this would have you believe that they have the MORAL grounds to comment on genocide in Nigeria.

Even if there is a genocide of Christians in Nigeria (there's NOT) at least our President is NOT in Aso Rock telling everybody that he's sanctioning the genocide because ALL Christians are a threat to Nigeria because of their religion.

Meanwhile, they have a PDFile President who is actively advocating for the INDISCRIMINATE kidnapping of people because of their skin colour.

This is the EVIL that some Christians and POLITICALLY-ILLITERATE people in Nigeria support.
HealthRe: “I Almost Died”: Lagos Lady Shares Horrific Experience After Fake Surgeon Botche by Namaster: 9:39am On Oct 17, 2025
I HATE people like this!

You are making ACCUSATIONS about a fraudulent or incompetent Surgeon RISKING the lives of people, yet you FAILED to mention the FAKE Doctor's name and the name of the CLINIC.

So what's the POINT of her story?!
AgricultureRe: They Laughed When She Started Mushroom Farming — Now She Makes 7 Figures! by Namaster: 6:04pm On Oct 16, 2025
The most STEWPID thing you can do is laugh at someone pursuing a LEGITIMATE hustle.

It doesn't matter if they have a PhD but run a business packing shiiiiiit, it's still STEWPID to mock them.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Ceasefire Violation-gaza by Namaster: 4:35pm On Oct 15, 2025
CoronaVirusPro:
The only time Netanyahu adhered to a ceasefire was when Iran was on the verge of leveling Israel into a car park.

Iran should have just. Eased that opportunity and finish the job. After-all, they did not start the war.
They launched a SNEAK ATTACK on Iran and felt like gods.
When Iran retaliated, they ran to the US and their Western Sugar Daddies for protection.

In fact, many of their allies HELPED them to shoot down Iran Missiles.

Iran PIERCED their vaunted Iron Dome like it was made of nylon.

Israel is a TERRORIST nation committing GENOCIDE with the blessings and tactical support of US and other Western Nations.

Imagine if HAMAS was the one who violated the PISS deal by killing 52 people. The ENTIRE Western Media and their COMPROMISED leaders would have been up in arms dubbing them TERRORISTS who should be exterminated.

Now that it's Israel doing the violation, every one of them is keeping MUM!
Foreign AffairsRe: I Love Hitler’: Leaked Messages Expose Young Republicans’ Racist Chat by Namaster: 7:22pm On Oct 14, 2025
This is their REAL face!

And they echo the thoughts of the one in the White House.

A group of Republicans being RACISTS and joking with RAYPE shocks NOBODY!
After all, they all SUPPORT a convicted RAYPEEST and a KNOWN PDFile

It's the black people and Nigerians that support Republicans who are DELUSIONAL.

By the way, I can guarantee that NOTHING will happen to them.
In fact, most of them will get JUICY appointments from the White House.

That is how to make AmeriKKKa great again—by celebrating and rewarding RACISTS and RAYPEESTS as long as they are white.
ProgrammingRe: Dutch Government Takes Control Of Chinese-owned Nexperia by Namaster: 6:26pm On Oct 14, 2025
Government of EU countries are being run by MORRRRRONS!

They are ALL acting like US Colonies.
They had ZERO problem with China until the PDFile in the White House decided to wage war with China.

First, the PDFile demanded that they CEASED buying Russian Oil.
They RUSHED to pass a law to stop them buying Russian Oil by 2028.

Now, the PDFile bitched about the leadership of Nexperia and the Dutch have CAPITULATED again.

MOERRRONS!

They are ALIENATING a sane and STABLE country in a bid to pacify an INSANE and UNSTABLE one.

Not smart!
CelebritiesRe: Portable Leaks Babymama Ashabi Simple’s Chat With Islamic Cleric by Namaster:
The really interesting part is that a University Graduate chose to be IMPREGNATED by a RIFFRAFF like Portable NOT once but TWO separate times.

Lord have mercy!

Imagine sponsoring your kid through University just for her to graduate and become a BABY FACTORY for someone that looks like something that managed to escape from the bowels of HELL.

What a WASTE!
BusinessRe: Dangote’s Worth Rises To Highest Level After Making Over ₦600 Billion In One Day by Namaster: 3:33pm On Oct 14, 2025
By the time his Refinery and Fertiliser Plant are listed on the NGX, his net worth would SOAR around $50BN.

Great man!
PoliticsRe: Woke Up This Morning, And They Have Changed Our PDP Ward Whatsapp Group To APC by Namaster: 10:36am On Oct 14, 2025
Everybody gangsta until BULLION VANS show up.

grin

Even admins of WhatsApp Groups will collect their share.
Foreign AffairsRe: I Won't Make Heaven - Trump by Namaster: 5:03pm On Oct 13, 2025
If Heaven is real, PDFiles and Raypeests would NEVER make heaven!

He's both!

His DELUSIONAL followers are the ones who think he's Jesus Christ 2.0.

He knows what he's done.
So he knows where he's bound.
Foreign AffairsRe: Patrick Herminie Defeats Incumbent, Wavel In Seychelles Presidential Election by Namaster: 6:24pm On Oct 12, 2025
The loser has a striking RESEMBLANCE to the Great Akiko Dangote.
FamilyRe: Married But Feeling Single: I’m Losing Myself In This Quiet Marriage by Namaster: 4:52pm On Oct 12, 2025
"I’m not even extremely driven myself, but I know I want to achieve greatness."

I stopped reading this DRIVEL at this point.

The author is trying to VILIFY her husband for the same thing she's GUILTY of!

She's complaining that an EMPLOYED man goes to bed at 9 PM at night.

9PM!

MADNESS!
PoliticsRe: Army General From The North Says Ipob Is Like Boko Haram & Bandits —nigerians De by Namaster: 4:46pm On Oct 12, 2025
So they should be captured, rehabilitated and absorbed into the Military?

Is that what he's saying?
Foreign AffairsRe: Madagascar Army Unit Claims Control Amid Power-grab by Namaster: 4:41pm On Oct 12, 2025
The African Union SCREWED up by letting the Military Coups of Mali, Burkina Faso, etc stand.

They should have MOBILISED their Joint Military and INVADED one of those in a "Peace Keeping" mission from the get-go.

The fact that they FAILED to curb this MADNESS is contributing to resurgence of Military Dictatorship across Africa.

If one Military gets away with it with ZERO repercussion, others will take their cue from them.
And gradually, Military Dictatorships will spread across Africa just like it's doing right now.

By the time it gets to your footsteps, NO ONE will be available to mobilise for a Military intervention because every country would be a Military Dictatorship at that point.

As for people who think Military Dictatorships are BETTER than the HORRIBLE civilian governments we currently have in Africa, THINK AGAIN!

The Military Dictators would do the SAME THING the Civilians are doing right now but with MORE bloodshed.

They will be CORRUPT and expect to be venerated for their corruption.

You will NOT be able to criticise them WITHOUT losing your life.

Weak African Leaders will have themselves to blame when the consequences of their LACKADAISICAL reactions to the menace of Military Coups catch up with them.

Imagine the one from Burkina Faso bumping fists with Leaders in a formal setting and thinking it's a sign of "strength".

MADNESS!
Foreign AffairsRe: 4 People Were Killed And 20 More Were Injured In A Shooting In South Carolina by Namaster:
This is the SECOND mass shooting within a span of 24 hours.

The other one was in MISSISSIPPI.

They are their OWN terrorists!
RomanceRe: Issues In Marriage by Namaster: 3:19pm On Oct 12, 2025
Force a DNA test on the child!

The mother will OBJECT.
You must also OBJECT to her objection.

Get a Court Order if you must.
But get the DNA test done!

And FINALISE the divorce!

Separation is just DIVORCE that one party is unwilling to accept.
FamilyRe: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by Namaster: 2:37pm On Oct 12, 2025
90% of Nigerian men are married to EXTRA DEEP and EXTRA WIDE BOREHOLES!

The Husbands are VICTIMS!
They ERRONEOUSLY personalised things that have been mercilessly BOMBARDED by several men wielding BUNKER-BUSTING instruments galvanized by unholy CONCOCTIONS.

There is NO taking such "wives" to the Promised Land.

It's a WASTE of time and effort!

This BASELESS attempt to make their husbands feel inferior for not NEEDLESSLY toiling at a WRECKAGE is pure MADNESS!
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If You Were The Judge? by Namaster: 10:51am On Oct 12, 2025
There is something called Double Jeopardy in law.

It means you CANNOT be prosecuted twice for the same crime.

If her previous sentence was for the MURDER of her husband.
Double Jeopardy says they CANNOT sentence her a second time for the MURDER of her husband.


I don't believe she'll go scot free.
But a GREAT Lawyer can help her reduce her sentence significantly.
CrimeRe: Traffic Congestion: Lagos To Begin Paid Parking System In 2026 by Namaster: 10:08pm On Oct 11, 2025
There is a reason Lagos is light years ahead of other states in IGR.

They will TAX anything and everything!

The idea that this measure would magically decongest Lagos is LUDICROUS!

NOTHING can decongest Lagos.
People are too MUCH in Lagos.

This is just ANOTHER avenue to make money for Lagos Government and Lagos TOUTS!
RomanceRe: What I Saw Today by Namaster: 8:00pm On Oct 11, 2025
This is the LEGACY of emilokan!

EXTREME poverty in the land.
In fact, a report was recently released that says about 139 MILLION Nigerians are living in poverty.

Nigeria as an estimated population of 200 million people.
Nearly 70% of them are POOR.

And you can bet your balls that that number is HIGHER for the female population.

If you see 10 random women, you can CONFIDENTLY assume that at least 7 of them are living in POVERTY.

Plus, this extreme POVERTY coincides with an era of extreme MATERIALISM.

Which means there are a LOT of poor people willing to do ANYTHING for money so they can show off on social media.

By the way, one good thing about this Tinubu's regime is that the price of hook-up girls is coming down.

grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Administration Says Immigration Enforcement Threatens Higher Food Prices by Namaster: 7:48pm On Oct 11, 2025
The PDFile and his minions are some of the LEAST intelligent people to have ever graced the corridors of power anywhere on earth and in history.

These are lazy RACISTS that bought slaves from GREEDY African Leaders just to help them pick COTTONS.

The same people are KIDNAPPING other people that were helping them to HARVEST their crops CHEAPLY.

When someone ACTS without thinking of the CONSEQUENCES, it's a mark of STEWPEEDITY.

And MANY of the large scale farmers in the US voted for, campaigned for and donated to the PDFile.

By the time they start to pay ACTUAL minimum wage to AmeriKKKlan-first workers, the price of one apple would sponsor a LAVISH wedding in Abuja.

They will hear it today!

Nigerians voted for a DISASTER in 2023 and we are all bearing the BRUNT of it.

Americans voted for their own DISASTER in 2024, let them BUCKLE UP for their calamity.
TravelRe: Man Deported With Wife, 3 Kids From UK After Borrowing N20m To Relocate by Namaster:
"Tensions reportedly began when the woman asserted authority over her husband, threatening to remove him from the visa because he was only listed as a dependent."

grin

The moment a woman possesses even a SEMBLANCE of power over her husband is the moment the marriage becomes a SHIPWRECK.

They CANNOT help it.

This one was NOT even patient enough to settle down before "showing her husband pepper".

Thank God that the man knows how to FIGHT DIRTY. And even more importantly, that he was WILLING to do so.

LESSER men would have allowed the WIIIITTTTCH to BANISH them to the hellish streets of Nigeria while the woman enjoys her life in the UK forming STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN with money that was BORROWED by the man.

Now that she has SCATTERED everything that took time, effort and stress to plan, her eyes will CLEAR!

I TRUST the man will NEVER take her back.
She's going to shoulder her own BURDEN by herself.

By the time she marinates in the Great Tinubulation for 6 months, she'll REGRET her life.

In fact, she's going to REGRET her senseless actions for the rest of her life.

KUDOS to the man in this story!
FamilyRe: Did The Father Do The Right Thing? by Namaster: 1:11pm On Oct 11, 2025
The father sounds like a GENTLEMAN.

Otherwise, the UNGRATEFUL brats would not have had access to him. He would NOT pick their calls to listen to them beeaatch and moan about selling his OWN properties.

Obviously, I DON'T expect them to invite their father to come for Omugwo. But there's NOTHING stopping them from inviting him to come ALONG with their mother.

Since a man with properties worth #500M can clearly SPONSOR his own plane tickets.

Lots of children OVERLOOK their father.
Especially if their father is rich.

And it seems this man's children did it in EXCESS.
The gap between the gifts they give their mother compared to the ones they give their father is TOO WIDE.

You buy a car for your mother and get your father an ORDINARY wristwatch.

That's WICKED!

Let the Baba sell his properties and buy himself a CAR since nobody is gonna do it for him.

Men are NEVER appreciated as much as they deserve.

Despite the fact that this man CLEARLY contributed massively to the success of his kids, they are now trying to VILIFY him because they think they are ENTITLED to his properties.

They've SUDDENLY forgotten everything he DID for them because they think he's NOT going to give them what they deserve in the FUTURE.

Our society has tied the value of a man to his consistent UTILITY in PERPETUITY.

A man is NEVER free from OBLIGATIONS!

This man has 3 SUCCESSFUL kids living abroad and they still think he has an OBLIGATION to bequeath them with properties.

MEN must learn to take care of themselves 'cause NOBODY else will.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Seun, I Am Leaving Nairaland by Namaster: 8:55am On Oct 11, 2025
I DON'T care about the other points. But that Number 1 point is UNBEARABLE.

The CENSORSHIP is unreasonable.

They keep deleting my posts!

Especially, any criticisms of the PDFile in the White House and the GENOCIDAL nation of Is.ra.eel.

You CAN'T criticise any of them. It's almost like the owner of Nairaland has collected money from said people.

You can't use SIMPLE words. You have to BUTCHER them. Even then, there is NO guarantee that your posts won't be DELETED.

Also, every deleted post comes with a BAN.

Every time I post, I get BANNED.
Post, BAN!

That terrible cycle has made Nairaland UNUSABLE for some time now.

I would have joined the OP in his EXODUS but Nairaland is already the ONLY social media platform I use.

I CANNOT stand the infinite scrolling on other platforms.

Even so, it's only a matter of time before I ABANDON Nairaland.
Foreign AffairsRe: NY Attorney General Letitia James Indicted On Bank Fraud Charges Amid Trump Feud by Namaster: 6:56pm On Oct 10, 2025
slivertongue:
All the Democrats seem to be falling one after the other
They are NOT falling.

They are being systematically ATTACKED by the PDFile in the White House.

Everybody KNOWS it.

Use the RIGHT words.
Jokes EtcRe: My Name Is Vivian Okeke, I Falsely Accuse Men Of RAPE by Namaster: 9:09am On Oct 10, 2025
One of the BIGGEST problems with Social Media is that it gives people with PUFF-PUFF for brains a platform to express their INANITY.

This NONSENSE will have an EXTREMELY negative impact on women.

First of all if you accuse the WRONG man, he will exert a TERRIBLE revenge up to and including actual r#pe and MURDER.

Plus, the plethora of FALSE allegations will cause the credible claims of REAL victims to get swallowed up in a sea of lies. They will go WITHOUT justice.

If 1000 people FALSELY cried wolf, NOBODY would take the 1001th person serious even if they saw the wolf DEVOURING her like a very tender chicken.
PoliticsRe: I Can’t Walk Anymore” – Heartbreaking Moment Tiktoker Oloba Salo Cries Out, Seek by Namaster: 8:57am On Oct 10, 2025
He looks like a CULTIST Yahoo Boy.

Does he REALLY want the matter thoroughly investigated?
PoliticsRe: Leaked Audio Exposes Olukoya Pressuring Pastor To Make Wife Deny Supporting….. by Namaster: 8:54am On Oct 10, 2025
Seun, why is this IMPORTANT bit of news not on the front-page?

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