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PoliticsRe: Ukraine Rewrites The Rules Of War- The Economist by Namaster: 9:52pm On Jun 02, 2025
Dopeboy8701:
Why fight a war u can't win
A MORONIC question.

If The Rock grabs you by the neck with the malicious intent to slowly STRANGLE you to death, won't you fight back?

If someone tries to kill you, it is PROGRAMMED into your DNA to fight back. Regardless of whether you'll win or not.

Russia started the war. Russia could lose the war and go back to its normal life as if NOTHING happened. Ukraine does NOT have that luxury.

They have to FIGHT BACK!

By the way, a lot of peope keep acting surprised at the RESILIENCE and Military prowess of Ukraine. That's because a lot of people know NOTHING.

Remove Egypt and Ukraine will SMOKE the COMBINED Military of ALL the countries in Africa at once.

Only about 19 countries in the WORLD are more powerful than Ukraine. And Ukraine has demonstrated the capability to take on ANYONE of those 19 countries by dealing skillfully with a SUPERPOWER like Russia.

Ukraine would have been a superpower if they had not given up their Nuclear Warheads.
But still, they remain a FORCE to be reckoned with.
RomanceRe: How Do I Enjoy Breast Sucking by Namaster: 8:14pm On May 31, 2025
When I was new to sex, I thought women walked around with 2 natural jugs of milk. I thought they were ALWAYS lactating.

Imagine my DISAPPOINTMENT when I sucked my GF's nipples and it was drier than Sahara Desert.

I have been INDIFFERENT to breasts since then.
I prefer YANSH.
Yansh does NOT disappoint.

Back to your question, it's NOT compulsory to enjoy every aspect of sex. There are plenty OTHER things to enjoy about sex and pre-intimacy. Concentrate on the ones you enjoy.

And if you partner likes it, do it for their pleasure. Sex is about giving and receiving pleasure.
AutosRe: Foreign Used Man Trailer Available @ Distress Sale by Namaster: 8:55pm On May 29, 2025
"Awoof...distressed sale" but you FAILED to add price.

MADNESS!
RomanceRe: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by Namaster: 8:42pm On May 27, 2025
Girl is planning to run a BARRAGE of medical tests in a bid to CHEAT on her partner but when they catch her now she'll say it's a "MISTAKE".

grin
PoliticsRe: Hungry Nigerians, Not Defecting Politicians, Will Determine 2027 – Gov Makinde by Namaster:
One of the GREAT things about the Internet is that it has revealed the fact that RICH people and people in LEADERSHIP positions are not HALF as smart as we thought they were.

Take this submission from Makinde, for instance. It reeks of NAIVETY. Especially from someone who should know better.

HUNGRY Nigerians are the secret weapons of the CROOKED politicians who are defecting now.

Give him 2k and 5 cups of rice and a hungry Nigerian Bishop would vote for the DEVIL.

Hungry Nigerians are NOT a beacon of hope. They are the flagbearers of DESPERATION.

They will vote for ANYBODY who feeds them ON election day and BITCH about it for the next 4 years.

I have ZERO faith in Nigerians. Hungry or bursting from overfeeding. They are UNRELIABLE and cannot be trusted to exercise COMMONSENSE.

After 8 years of APC's Buhari PLUNGED Nigeria into the GREATEST security and economic catastrophe rhe country has ever seen, Nigerians still VOTED for another APC disaster.

Tinubu's first term is RENEWED hope. His second term will be I-wish-I-KNEW hopelessness.
TravelRe: Where Is The Most Affordable Place To Live In Nigeria by Namaster: 9:31pm On May 21, 2025
Forget relocation!

#100,000 is NOT enough to relocate to anywhere in Nigeria if you expect it to cover accomodation.

For instance, the only potentially viable location in your list is the one in Benue. Others are prohibitively expensive.

Osogbo is a NO-GO area for now. It's super expensive. Uyo has ALWAYS been expensive. Same with Abakaliki.

In fact, you'll probably get a BETTER apartment in some areas of Lagos State than you'll get in Osogbo, Uyo or Abakaliki. Only you'll get better FINANCIAL outlook.

Your best bet is to SAVE MORE and get yourself to Lagos State. Other places are a waste of time.

Apart from the Northern parts of Nigeria, the cost of accommodation across Nigeria has ballooned so much that it makes ZERO sense to stay in states with MINIMAL economic activities when you can get BETTER opportunities in Lagos State with similar or slightly higher accommodation costs.

And the only thing more expensive in Lagos than other places was the cost of accommodation. Now that GAP in accomodation cost is SLIM or completely CLOSED in some cases.

Other things are CHEAPER in Lagos or the same price as in other LESS economically-viable states.

If you must relocate, go to LAGOS.
HealthRe: Lagos Hospital Pays N20m Monthly Bill For 3hrs Daily Electricity by Namaster:
Power Companies in Nigeria are LEECHES!

They bill companies and businesses like they were established with the SOLE purpose of making money for NEPA.

They come with UNREASONABLE and criminally ESTIMATED bills every month and make threats.

That's why I have ZERO pity for the NEPA guys that were assaulted by Military guys.

The government can END this MADNESS by mandating the Power Discos to provide Prepaid Meters for Businesses and Institutions like Universities and Hospitals.

Billing a hospital #240 MILLION NAIRA per year is EVIL.

This is Nigeria. That is a LOT of money. Unless the Hospital is making more than one BILLION every year, it's UNSUSTAINABLE. Especially, since they still need to buy DIESEL.

It's no wonder hospitals don't have equipment. NEPA is ROBBING them.
CrimeRe: Lady Bites Off Lover’s Manhood For Requesting to have sex with her by Namaster: 7:18pm On May 17, 2025
Gift is JUSTIFIED!
No means NO!

Beating a woman because she refuses to have sex with you is CRIMINAL.
That's how RAPIST acts.

Good on Gift for teaching the rapist a VALUABLE lesson.

Also, FREE GIFT!
RomanceRe: Is This True Of Toxic Feminist? by Namaster: 12:26pm On May 16, 2025
ALL feminism is TOXIC.
FamilyRe: Advice Needed by Namaster:
END the relationship!
Regardless of her explanation and copious apologies, END it!

From "My World" to your legal first name is a huge LEAP. She didn't even change it to "My Local Government".

Dude, it's OVER
It's DONE!

Changing your name on her contact list is a SYMBOLIC move. It symbolises the DEATH of her attraction to you.

Her "My World" is dead. What's left is plain Ahmed, Emeka or Kayode.

She knows EXACTLY why she made the change. And it's because she no longer feels the way she felt about you in the past.

It is even more DISTURBING that she's already DENYING a cheating allegation you did NOT posit.

That's NOT a good look.
That's like FLEEING while no one is chasing you.

That is the way of a WAYWARD woman.
RUN!

You don't want to start a marriage with SUSPICION and ANXIETY.

Ignoring LITTLE signs like this that tug at your heartstrings is how people end up with HUGE disasters that SHATTER their hearts...like raising another man's kid for 20 years.

RUN!
PoliticsRe: Who Is Freedom Fighter A Or B? by Namaster: 9:33pm On May 14, 2025
A is a TERRORIST that should be sentenced to DEATH or life imprisonment if the Judge is feeling charitable.

B is a NUISANCE and an opportunist that exists because of the broken legal system in Nigerian and the new reality where people live on Social Media.

Both are the products of a FAILED country.
PoliticsRe: "Nigeria First": Trade Your Escalade For Innoson Motors - Atiku Tells Tinubu by Namaster: 7:44am On May 07, 2025
"Let’s see the ministers—those shameless Rolls Royce connoisseurs—sweat it out in Nigerian-made vehicles too."

Atiku is NOT a smart guy. He also DOESN'T know how to hire smart guys.

Of all the shittiness he could attack the FAILED Tinubu Government for, he chose a BEER PARLOUR argument of extremely DUMB whataboutism.

He uses "sweat it out in Nigeria-made vehicles" which implies he knows that Nigerian vehicles are not yet up to the standard of their foreign counterparts.

YET Atiku thinks it's a good idea for the President of a POLITICALLY-VOLATILE country such as Nigeria to use it as his official car in a PERFORMATIVE attempt to pacify a PERENNIAL loser like Atiku.

Atiku is NOT a smart guy.
FamilyRe: Lady Calls Out Younger Sister Over Affair With Her Lover by Namaster:
"I forgave her...I let it slide...what do I do?

This is the language of PERPETUAL victims.

When you meet them, you'll know. They carry themselves in a way that's begging to be FLEECED.

They seek out PREDATORS and beg to be VICTIMIZED.
Their entire identity is about being PERSECUTED PREYS.

Take this one for instance:

She SPONSORED a girl through school. Gave her food, clothing and accommodation.

Instead of showing GRATITUDE to her, the girl POUNCED on her man's diccck to show him her sexual skills.

When the BETRAYAL came to light, she did NOT immediately ostracize the ungrateful WHOOOORE. Instead, she chose to FORGIVE.

She forgave the ULTIMATE betrayal.
That's STUPIDITY!

Forgiving SHITTY behaviours is not a sign of maturity or emotional intelligence.
It's a sign of WEAKNESS!

It lets people know that you'll tolerate NONSENSE because you have ZERO self-respect.

That's like a CLARION CALL to the worst people out there.

People who TOLERATE nonsense bring out the WORST in even good people.

But people with FIRM boundaries bring out the BEST in even bad people.
RomanceRe: False Sexual Accusations Is Best Way To Teach Men A Life Lesson - Lady On X by Namaster: 10:11pm On May 05, 2025
First of all, rape allegations will NEVER work for HOOK-UP girls like this one.

NOBODY will rape a #20k per night PROSTITUTE.

Secondly, FAKE rape allegations may TEMPORARILY damage a man's reputation but it creates a PERMANENT uphill battle for REAL victims of rape.

The FOOOOOOL who cried wolf thought he was CUNNING too. Until an ACTUAL wolf got frisky with him and NOBODY helped him.

Make enough FALSE allegations and EVERY allegation becomes false. Even real ones.

And real PREDATORS will roam free.
Or even worse, be ELECTED into office like Donald.
FamilyRe: Domestic Abuse On My Daughter by Namaster:
This sounds FAKE.

Otherwise why would you be WORRIED about offending someone who DISRESPECTS you, DISRESPECTS your niece and uses her like a PUNCHING BAG that works from home.

That's like having your balls SMASHED over and over again by someone with the underside of a SPIKED soccer boot and being worried whether it's POLITE to slap the offender senseless because they once bought you BIGI COLA.

It's MADNESS!

You NEED to stand up to him.
For YOURSELF.
And, more importantly, for your NIECE.

Not to DISMISS your niece's agency but women take their CUES on how to treat a man from how someone they RESPECT treats the man.

That's the whole prrmise of HYPERGAMY.

Your niece respects you and saw you taking SHIIIIIT from a nasty man and keeping MUM about it. So she feels like it's ACCEPTABLE to take SHIIIIIT from him too.

It is NOT ingratitude to stand up to a BULLY just because they did you a FAVOUR in the past.

You must realise that EVIL people can still do GOOD deeds with the objective to MANIPULATE.

This man did you favours in the past and for that you BEQUEATHED him your niece.

Now he disrespects and BADMOUTHS you with ZERO pushback from you.

And even worse, he CONSTANTLY beats up a lady you took in and raised like your OWN. Yet you still FAIL to pushback.

GET yourself a spine and DEAL with the BULLY like any other bully.

Talk to your niece and DON'T take an advisory role.
Take the role of an ENFORCER.

Make it clear to her that you want her to LEAVE the bully before she ends up in the news like one of those women MURDERED by their husbands.

LET her know you are ready to go to WAR with him for her.

If she decides to stay with him AFTER that, do like PONTIUS PILATE did and wash your hands off the matter.
RomanceRe: How Often Do You Cry? (photos) by Namaster: 2:41pm On May 04, 2025
Everytime I jam a particularly spicy ONION.
PoliticsRe: "I Served Not Only My Country But Also God” – Mele Kyari By Abdullahi Sabiu by Namaster: 7:27am On May 04, 2025
I don't know what CRIMES he's being accused of but he's DEFINITELY GUILTY!

Criminals looove channeling God.

After prisons, the HIGHEST population of criminals can be found in churches and mosques.
FamilyRe: Canadian-based Nigerian Man Cries Out As Wife Demands Full Custody Of Their Kids by Namaster:
People FRET too much over legal matters.
They get a message from a lawyer and they PANIC.

This is a just a LETTER. It does NOT mean anything.

ANYBODY can demand ANYTHING from ANYBODY in a letter or even a lawsuit.

Doesn't mean they'll get it.

The man NEEDS to get himself a lawyer. And STOP posting on social media.

Without evidence of abuse or abandonment, JOINT legal and physical custody is more likely.

Andtheir finances will determine the child support arrangements.

ONLY thing that is guaranteed is she'll definitely take half HIS properties and investments. But he's also going to be able to take half of HER own properties and investments. However little they may be.

FINALLY, men need to stop acting like FOOLS!

You got married in Nigeria, DON'T divorce her abroad.

That's what DETTY DECEMBER is for.

"Yes Honey, your Christmas gift is at Ikeja High Court".

You have to be STRATEGIC about these things.
Foreign AffairsRe: Alberta Canada ,starts Moves To Leave Canada To Join USA As The 51st State by Namaster: 7:08am On May 04, 2025
Fox Entertainment and NewsWeek are the PROPAGANDA media machine used for BRAINWASHING people who alreadly have very little brain to wash.

Canadians REJECTED the lies they used to manipulate low-IQ Americans and they've returned to their easy targets—Americans.

There is NO way for Alberta to leave Canada legally. But Fox Entertainment and NewsWeek will not say that.

Also, only about 15% of Albertans even want it in the first place. That's NEGLIGIBLE.

NOBODY wants to join America!

America does NOT do anything better than any FIRST-WORLD country.

America is ONLY a flex for people from third-world SHIIIIIITHOLES like Nigeria.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Pastors Adeboye, Kumuyi,oyedepo,olukoya And Others Use Bodyguards! by Namaster: 8:34am On Apr 24, 2025
grin

They are SCAMMERS who preach "Divine Protection" to sheeples and parade around in BULLET-PROOF vehicles.

These people TOUT their tight relationships with GOD every chance they get. One even claims to DRINK TEA with God. Meanwhile, they tell their congregations that their own relationships with God needs work but even so God loves them and will protect them.

Yet they, who want you to believe that they have a better relationship with God, need EXTRA protection different from the one God can provide.

SCAMMERS!

It's a lot like meeting a short-sighted Doctor with THICCCCK glasses telling you about the wonders of LASIK.

It's MADNESS!
TravelRe: US Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s Bag, Including $3,000 Stolen by Namaster: 7:49pm On Apr 21, 2025
Secretary of Homeland Security that couldn't secure her own bag.

grin
CelebritiesRe: Any Married Woman Putting Password On Her Phone Is A Prostitute – Lege Miami by Namaster: 11:41am On Apr 17, 2025
"According to Lege, men have the prerogative to secure their phones and engage in extramarital affairs but women do not have the same rights."

MADNESS!

Headline made him sound smart but he's a FOOL.

NOBODY is entitled to extramarital affairs.
Marriage is a commitment to EACHOTHER.

If one person VIOLATES the commitment, the other is FREE to do the same. Or more sensibly, LEAVE!

Anybody who wants to fuccck around should fuccck around.

But to marry ONE person, STILL fuccck around and expect FIDELITY from the other spouse is MADNESS!

That's like SLAPPING a Nigerian Soldier and still expect to live to an OLD age.

Pure MADNESS!
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Kill Six In Adamawa by Namaster:
Nigerian Military should capture them quickly.

These INNOCENT terrorists need more REHABILITATION.

grin

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