₦airaland Forum

Esthered:
You can muster courage to kill a 🐍 that's many times bigger than a spider but you're scared of spiders, how?

I have seen some US marines being scared of rats. But these same guys can take out a skilled, hardened terrorist. Everybody get wetin him dey fear.

Cc Samantha125

Ojuntana:


This is the picture they used to deceive zombies then.

I remember how they all awwwwwed and uhhhhed at that picture and held it up as claim that Buhari was coming to pight kwarrapshun and not eat our money like goatluck.

8 years later they are crying that Buhari handed over a dead economy to the present ruiner.

Whoever came up with that milo satchel thingy deserves an Oscar award for script writing and make believe.

He fooled zombies

He really did one on them

Aswear

galserv:
The guy looks like a wild animal

Ladies sef, how can you share the same roof with a man like this

I am a fellow man, yet, I will NEVER be under the same roof with this fellow

If I find myself with this guy in one apartment, I will always be on guard. There is something ominous about him. You can see the wild glint in his eyes. This guy is evil

Augustine2244:
Ok, you made them non Igbos,abi?
Ignoramus, Ikwerres are Igbos but after the civil war,they started dissociation from the larger Igbo race and altered names of their communities.
Umuibekwe became Rumuibekwe and so on.
Oga, learn History properly

Don't bother explaining to that little imp. He is just trolling

3seriez:
Ok. Yes I'm ignorant because of my personal experience. Agreed.

That's a faulty unit. Something was wrong

joromii:
The engine is 450k, oil and all 35k. Workmanship 25k
I sold the old engine 100k

So i spent like 400k.

I changed engine because the previous one was shorting and leaking oil. It's loosing power.

Ok..tnx

RichIgboBoy:
I have Toks DC, for sale. Let me know if you are interested

How much?

joromii:
Which EOD. What does it guzzle? Money or Fuel? Most people hate honda cars until you own one. I have a EOD, I bought nigerian used 6 months ago for 2.2m. I changed the engine and since then. I've put over 5k miles on the guy and it's doing pretty fine. The only expenses is just my own youthful desire. Like buying screen, buying some fancy light and all those funny stuffs. I'm still 23 lol. Lemme enjoy my youth. 😆 🤣 😂

Why did you change the engine? Was it that bad? How much did you get the new one. I love the Discussion continue

Nazgul:
A dealer at a stand would sell it more expensive because most times he's buying from the importers. He doesn't import.

And the importers too wouldn't mind exploiting you so they too can make abnormal profit.

That's why I said it's all about your bargaining power. Find out the price from the dealers on the stand before going there. They way they'll know that you're aware of what you want to buy.

Tnx

xliente:
You just spoke my mind bro. That car fuel usage can break your heart any day and twice on a Monday.

This absolutely trash.

Nazgul:
It depends on your bargaining power. They can call 2011 muscle 10m for you. It just depends on how you price it with them.

Sorry i last question. The same car being priced at that amount, what will a dealer sell it in his stand. I go soon dey op position soon but I will be looking for an accord

3seriez:
EOD na guzzler oh.

Spoken ignorantly

AfahaAbia:
Exactly. This what I used to do when I was in Nigeria whenever I wanted to change my vehicle. This car dealership in Lagos and Nairaland here are demons

Will it be cheaper than the ones in car stands

Cc nazgul

[quote author=AfahaAbia post=133662163]Exactly. This what I used to do when I was in Nigeria whenever I wanted to change my vehicle. This car dealership in Lagos and Nairaland here are demons [/quote
Will it be cheaper than the ones in car stands?

Exousiang01:
He is the governor of a circular state.
Not everyone thinks like you.
He is leader of both Muslims, Christians and African Traditional worshipers

Bros na simple question him ask. I am also interested in the answer even though I know that it's only proper to visit both places of worship

blackgold2018:
if his son ever becomes governor in lagos. Then yorubas are the most set of foolish tribe in Nigeria.

Even the APC caucus will be divided on that decision

The possibility is there. Once again, this is Nigeria

naptu2:
He is wearing a pickelhaube.

Thank you my man for learning new thing from you today. Won't hesitate to call you out when you derail.
Happy new year bro

AllenSpencer:
By A US citizen who happened to have served in the military.

Born and bred in the US

A Muslim all the same

Delightsome2023:
He's very right.
The country wouldn't have been in this sorry state if Osibanjo was the president.
However he is very weak and simply a stooge and puppet being controlled by the drug baron himself

Some of you baffle me with your thoughts. How can you be strong without the incumbency factor? Give him presidency and tell me if he will remain weak

Sannisege:
Osinbajo failed woefully because of advisers like Babafemi Ojudu. Osinbajo that could not win ordinary party primaries, na him wan win presidency? Had APC fielded Osinbanjo in 2023, Atiku would be president now.

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It pains me that I'm yoked with clowns like this poster in Nigeria. So because he didn't have money to bribe and win elections tor couldn't grab it and run with it, hen he isnt fit to rule this country?
Where Una get Una brain from? Ojota market?

Vinnie2000:
Will enter any Catholic church in Warri for Cross-over Mass.

Then later move to Soledad or ShopRite Main gate areas to get some 'Fresh Meat' to Chop!

I thought ShopRite closes by 8pm? Soledad? Being ages I went there.
I just dey house sleep.

AngelSlay:
Learn as nush as you can, if there need for you to pay for a class pay but if you cannot then go to YouTube and learn as much as you can.

Thanks for the encouragement. Do you advise buy and hold or daily trading

Thomthom:
Crypto. Luno app charges and fees ate all my profit. 30k just died inside that app. When crypto is sold for 200 luno will want you to buy for 250 at higher rate. Honestly Luno spoiled my crypto experience

How the crypto world. I am looking at going in this new year. What would you advise?

How much come be toks?

Sucre6:
My papa nah serious guy man, when I was 20 years old, I took a girl out to a lounge, we where there for more than 30 minutes just gisting without ordering anything, I was clueless 😂

Until the waitress brought us a grilled fish with chill Hollandiaa and two glasses, I was surprised because I didn't order anything, she said the bill has been taken care of by that man, she pointed and I saw my dad chilling with his friends eating fish and drinking Arabian tea. I went and greeted him and his friends and he said

You this boy, you don't have sense oh, you don't know how to treat a lady, why u go carry your girlfriend come for lounge and for more than 30 minutes u no order anything for u guys to eat and drink, next time if u no get money stay at home and help your mummy in the kitchen 😂😂😂😂
His friends bust out serious laughter. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I miss my papi seriously

Na me be that. My father was that kind of man too. My son go understand say him papa na OG when the time comes

PeterObi4Presid:
Oga, I'm not a child or baby.....I don't have to reveal too much about my experience with women and use of wisdom to relate with ones father. See u will only understand the worth of your father when u are well grown into marriage or after u must have lost him to death......by then it will be too late cos I can see ur mother has brainwashed u soo much that u have little respect or consideration for your father...
The question is, why do u hate ur father and decide to always side with ur mother?
Wetin dat man do u? Does he beat ur mother? Din't he pay ur school fee or care for the family? Aren't u proud of his success and achievement? So wetin dat man do you that u believe telling on him is the best way to repay his fatherhood over u....
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U see the language I use? It's intentional cos I know ur type.....
Ur type re the ones who usually do mumu mumu to their girlfriend, who usually simp for women, who only learn the hard way..
Regardless of what ur father may have done, learn to forgive or learn to draw close to him to ask him question when he's still alive, at least to understand him and hear his side of things and also learn wisdom. ...
As a son u need more wisdom cos u are the husband and father to ur mother as well as ur dad's heir if paraventure he leaves u today.....so how will u show leadership btw ur mom and ur wife when u become their only husband?
Grow up....and stop seeing everything from ur mother's point of view alone. If u are a man and sad about ur father's behavior....FUCKING CONFRONT HIM RESPECTFULLY WTH WISDOM AS AN AFRICAN CHILD! .....and stop whining like a baby

I just dey laugh. If this op story is true, then he is a fvcking fooool. and a simp. He will find out the hard way about women. I don't even have any advice for him. Let him go and report to the mum, pastor and elders in the village.
Someday, he will understand.
My dad when he was alive was a bit of a lady's man. I never saw him but I knew. Nothing concern me. He was a loving, caring and wonderful father. I will choose him over dangote sef but I will never expose him. We share a special bond no one can break.
The op will find out about life and women when he mstures

Bros just get a good scanner and scan your car. All the plenty suggestions is making my head woozy

omooba969:
Oga, your comment lacks merits.

Did you miss this, Mr Article? 👇


You go explain tire!

I can see that your sense is under your foot. Have a nice day

omooba969:
You have actually defeated your own argument, bcoz you mentioned the use of an arrow. I need you to explain to your readers how the rat can possibly bring down an elephant, or are you just trying to be daft?

Has there been any record of the said rat bringing down an elephant? Any poison can bring down anyone/animal, no doubt.

Did you miss this? 👇



What's wrong with your thought process? You definitely lack the capacity to critique an article.

I'm sure you lack basic English language comprehension. Probably you didn't see the word "CAN" there. Where did they mention that a rat did bring down an elephant. The writer was only trying to tell you that rat can pack a lethal dose that can kill an elephant. If it the quantity that can fit into the tip of an arrow can kill an elephant, then the rat can also bring down an elephant since it packs enough quantity similar or even more than the dosage that can fit into the tip of an elephant.
I am sure this makes sense.

Risingblue008:
To me
Let me truthful,
I regret goin to university,studied economics with 2nd class lower.EKOPMA,graduated 2009,
Brothers
I for now whr i for dey by now.
School na scam
We have millions of graduates sunce 2003 and yet no work
I thank God for bet9ja oo

You don't go to school to get a job.

Sirchiboy:
42 last month

And you still dey answer boy?
Sirchiman
Sirchibro
Sirchibra
Sirchipapa

Pick one now!

omooba969:
If you don't doubt the integrity, examine the reliability of the article nor have the capacity to critique it, then you have to go and tutor yourself on the word 'ignorance'.

Abeg shift!

Still groveling in your ignorance. Let me help you out. The article alluded that a small quantity of the poisonous substance can bring down an elephant. This fact was illustrated when an arrow's tip dipped in the poison brought down an elephant.

This article was just trying to inform you that this rat can, hypothetically bring down an elephant. No one mentioned biting and elephant thick skin.
I hope this helps
Don't bother to thank me.