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blackmann:
And while they are at it, make them ban the "foreign" spanish fly, viagra, and other ones? No make some guys vex for u oh

Yes oh,make them ban those ones too. U lot should have sex the natural way.

blackmann:

I harsh abi? Next time she no go lie down still like that dey make phone call. Don't u know that it's an insult to a man's ego? If na u do am sef na so i go treat u.

Mehn! Nafdac should ban all these local thingys u lot buy.

blackmann:
[b]I've done nothing really crazy to my "soulmate" except to want to strip her to her undies and give her a full sensual massage(which she hasn't agreed to yet on conditions best known to her), but i did something very crazy to one girl i dated in the past.

She came down from school to see me. just finished my exams and had nothing to do, nd i didn't want to go home yet. she came to spend a weekend. One nyt we were making out, while i was huffing and puffing on her, she just lay there like a log of wood, not moving, not making a sound, just staring at the ceiling. It got to a point she told me to come quickly that she wanted to sleep. Hw embarrased i was. to make matters worse, she got a call from one of her friends and told her that she was relaxing.
Early the folowing morning, i got up, went to Sabo, and found one mallam there. I told him i need a few doses of burantashi(all these local herbs hausa's make for sex enhancement). he told me to dissolve it in a bottle of guiness and drink it a full hour before the main action. For good measure, i bought a small tin of chinese balm.

that night, she just lay there, expecting the same performance as the night before. Na so i take style rub some of the balm on the condom i wore and na so I begin. The girl think say na play when i do first round, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th round, and i never stop. Na so she begin beg me say make i stop say her toto dey on fire, but trust me i no gree. i just poured some more baby oil over my very stiff privates, rubbed some inside her p&ssy walls, held her hands above her head and hammered away. by the time i finally stopped, she was shaking like a wet miserable dog on a cold rainy day. She had to sit in a big bowl of hot water till the following morning. suffice to say, she no wait till monday wey she pack her load run. She told me before she left that unless i kill her first, she no go gree make i Bleep am again. [/b]

U harsh!

Buhahaha! See tasi!

Hmm Hmm

hmmm

Ask her out this time,next year

OMO IBO:
r u responding to the post or u r busy checking his profile? _{not like it matters sha}

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ZinZino:
Damn! Your so stupid Men!

How come your going to jeopardize the lives of your kids because you got too emotionally attached?

I don't give a f***k about you or your girl but i am concerned about the kids you are going to bring to this planet! You better call it off and save yourself the pain and horror of raising kids that may die prematurely due to your stupidity!

What the hell were you thinking?

Sup with ur profile?!

Aww! Cant believe pata started this topic. I need a tissue,seriously!


Merry Xmas to all the shakers and movers of Nairaland! This is my fourth xmas on NL and still waxing strong. Love y'all!

hmmm

tope2000:
Nice interview nana

Thanks Babe!

davidylan:
na wa o . . . small pikin sef na celebrity . . .

nana how far now? 

I know where to catch u!

Lol! E nle o,agbalagba
If u can make ur way down to S.E on saturday.

princesa:
so the busy body just did her interview
happy birthday gurly
i thought i was synonymous with princess

Lol,u ehn!

Thanks Guys!
Tbk,i would be waiting oh

MrCrackles:
what do they make pizza with?!

what does a pizza look like?!

Nor they lie here, i no say credit crunch no allow u chop lastnight!

POSTER

As for me, i just chop cereal naw

Acting posh yeah? No be pap u just gulp down ur long throat 

tope2000:
Babes i don't know yet but I'm going to try shogbo

Coolio!

MrCrackles:

Na u i wan chop!!

carry apple pie comot _{when i no be pensioner}!!

What do u mean?! Na only pensioners dey chop apple pie? Bush rat!

Vampire o!

Fanks Tope,we go see ur face?

MrCrackles:
Nana happy birthday

Wetin we dey chop

Fanks!
Apple pie with cream or custard. . .the choice is urs.  

debosky:
@ topic

KFC meal, pack of crisps and danish rolls. ^{When shall I see Ila and egusi? I will never forget ponmo}  

Happy Birthday darling   , ^{you no send me invite oh!}

Aww,Thanks!

chamotex:
Chei! Nana  - Happi baidae o

but ika ni e o. u no come talk anything since. Oya send ur address kia kia, i wan chop.

Thanks Dear! Address? Hmm,brb

It's My Birthday! Am here having apple pie with cream. Hmmm,heavenly!

Chamo,pele o. God will provide!

MrCrackles:
Nana and Chamotex:suffer heads!!

Abi make i prepare peppered gizzard and roast meat for una?

this one wey una neck don long like maggi bottle!! _{dey chop biscuits and value juice up and down}

Shattap Dia!

chamotex:
Milk Chocolate from Somerfields . . . . . , . na wa o

credit dey crunch u o

lol

Chamo',mi o binu si e nitori padi mi ni e

Chamo', o ba je oh

chamotex:
I believe u too, a lot of people come here and just lie _{statistics shows it}

tani iwo ndo nibeyen o?


@ munching on an apple _{so juicy}

o ti nasty ju