Whats the wackiest thing i ever did, well i called up my girl @ a phone center, told her to close her eyes for some mins, had her feelin like she was bein kissed, she came twice, and to my gr8tst surprise, after hanging up, the call attendant was so Hot dt she askd for my number, and well i nailed her right there in her shop, weird,right?
so she n i've been having supposed"phone intimacy" for sometime now, its somewhat koool, and she cums like crazy, when i meet her, she just grabs my d and starts saying some shit in calabar i NEVR understand,
Make i no go further,

v3nom4eva:

Whats the wackiest thing i ever did, well i called up my girl @ a phone center, told her to close her eyes for some mins, had her feelin like she was bein kissed, she came twice, and to my gr8tst surprise, after hanging up, the call attendant was so Hot dt she askd for my number, and well i nailed her right there in her shop, weird,right?

so she n i've been having supposed"phone intimacy" for sometime now, its somewhat koool, and she cums like crazy, when i meet her, she just grabs my d and starts saying some shit in calabar i NEVR understand,
Make i no go further,

v3nom4eva:

Whats the wackiest thing i ever did, well i called up my girl @ a phone center, told her to close her eyes for some mins, had her feelin like she was bein kissed, she came twice, and to my gr8tst surprise, after hanging up, the call attendant was so Hot dt she askd for my number, and well i nailed her right there in her shop, weird,right?

so she n i've been having supposed"phone intimacy" for sometime now, its somewhat koool, and she cums like crazy, when i meet her, she just grabs my d and starts saying some shit in calabar i NEVR understand,
Make i no go further,

Tgirl4real:

StephenP,

I bet u check ur mail once in a year

bluespice:

wats a soulmate?

tytylayor:

coming. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .======>>>>>>

blackmann:

[b]I've done nothing really crazy to my "soulmate" except to want to strip her to her undies and give her a full sensual massage(which she hasn't agreed to yet on conditions best known to her), but i did something very crazy to one girl i dated in the past.

She came down from school to see me. just finished my exams and had nothing to do, nd i didn't want to go home yet. she came to spend a weekend. One nyt we were making out, while i was huffing and puffing on her, she just lay there like a log of wood, not moving, not making a sound, just staring at the ceiling. It got to a point she told me to come quickly that she wanted to sleep. Hw embarrased i was. to make matters worse, she got a call from one of her friends and told her that she was relaxing.
Early the folowing morning, i got up, went to Sabo, and found one mallam there. I told him i need a few doses of burantashi(all these local herbs hausa's make for sex enhancement). he told me to dissolve it in a bottle of guiness and drink it a full hour before the main action. For good measure, i bought a small tin of chinese balm.

that night, she just lay there, expecting the same performance as the night before. Na so i take style rub some of the balm on the condom i wore and na so I begin. The girl think say na play when i do first round, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th round, and i never stop. Na so she begin beg me say make i stop say her toto dey on fire, but trust me i no gree. i just poured some more baby oil over my very stiff privates, rubbed some inside her p&ssy walls, held her hands above her head and hammered away. by the time i finally stopped, she was shaking like a wet miserable dog on a cold rainy day. She had to sit in a big bowl of hot water till the following morning. suffice to say, she no wait till monday wey she pack her load run. She told me before she left that unless i kill her first, she no go gree make i Bleep am again. [/b]

nana:

U harsh!

I harsh abi? Next time she no go lie down still like dat dey make phone call. Don't u know dat it's an insult to a man's ego? If na u do am sef na so i go treat u.

blackmann:


I harsh abi? Next time she no go lie down still like that dey make phone call. Don't u know that it's an insult to a man's ego? If na u do am sef na so i go treat u.

nana:

Mehn! Nafdac should ban all these local thingys u lot buy.

And while they are at it, make dem ban the "foreign" spanish fly, viagra, and other ones? No make some guys vex for u oh

blackmann:

And while they are at it, make them ban the "foreign" spanish fly, viagra, and other ones? No make some guys vex for u oh