My jumia app has not been opening and I ordered something from them. God abeg oh

Image123:
Hmmm. Don't ever let a disagreement deteriorate to this extent. Sorry, please, thank you will help avert this. But claiming right is usually a problem.
If you must claim right, claim it from a safe place. It is well.

shut that gutter u call a mouth

mariahAngel:


Things go must better by fire by force.

As for the picture, I'll need the ogi in A and the plantains in D.
If you've never had ogi with fried plantains, you don't know what you're missing.😌

Akamu and dodo is a match made in heaven. Dont forget fried eggs too

Tuu (Ogoni)

TongueTwista:
Come and keep the baby in my sitting room..

Mtscheew!

Since you and the drug-head don't have family members who'll assist you with the upkeep of the child, come and dump him in my parlour!

Nigerians are stupidly annoying! She wants to make sensational noise so members of the public will start rallying funds for her to blow away on excesses. You don't know how to go about it? The crack-head was an orphan abi? E no get parents and family members na.

I just have no tolerance for nonsense!

it takes nothing to be KIND!

Exodus15v11:
This your title is fear-inducing, as if the child is in some kinda danger.

As for the child's TV-watching, it's up to his parents to parent him. If they want to spoil him and let him do what he wants at 5-years old, that's their prerogative. They're the ones who will suffer the consequences lateron when they can no longer control him.

not only his parents that will suffer. The society too

Puss in boots
Rango
Coco
The croods
Ratatouille
Finding Nemo
Finding Dory
Madagascar
Boss baby
Chicken run
Tangle
Tom and Jerry
Mulan
Grizzy and the lemmings

UyaiIncomparabl:


Only you get more than 5 monikers for this forum. And the funniest thing is that, you'll start a thread with one. Quote yourself with another. Make a lone comment with one. Attack yourself with one. And like all your posts with another.

You are so consistent with this. How you dey take do am?

😅 u don observe am

ElBenny:
Friday, 30th June
Road 24, Agip Estate.

I stepped out of the house to pay my utility bill while the sky was ablaze with the fire of the setting sun.

I was walking smartly along Road 24 and before I crossed to the other side of the road where I'd carry out the transaction, I heard two voices calling me and trying to buy my attention.

I looked back to find 3 roughnecked guys seated outside a bar with a table of drinks before them, puffing smoke into the air and obviously having a good time.

Because I was unsure about their intentions having scrutinised their outlook, I hesitantly gestured to them that I was coming to meet them soon.

I took my time to pay the bill and when I was done, crossed over to the road to see the “akpa men” or rather, the “ss3 boys” who sent for me.

After some handshakes with them which I dished out fearlessly one after the other, one of them asked, “You remember us?”

“No, I no sure say I remember this face.” I replied with sheer tenacity. Cos me no dey too deal with these men. So yes, I no sabi them. However, they all appeared different from how I judged them from afar, they all had very gentle smiles.

“But you been work for BMH abi?” the second guy whose eyes were bathed in pink asked.

“Yes, I been work there 2021,” I said with budding enthusiasm.

“I talk am. Na you na. Shebi na that BMH wey dey old GRA?” he further asked.

“Exactly, na him.” I replied like a cuffed criminal in an interrogation room.

“Na you been save our brother life one night wey we bring am come,” the second guy said assertively, “I recognise this your white hair.”

At that point, my whole life in 2021 flashed briefly before my eyes, trying to search and remember the scenario. I did that for close to two minutes, while they kept asking me to think. But to no avail.

“I no fit really remember baba,” I said like one who had just given up on a quest.

“No worry, na you. You really try that night. God bless you my brother. Just dey save lives dey go. Come join us drink nau.”

“No worry chairman. I really dey in a hurry. Thanks, una too much.”

The first dude legit dipped his hand into his Jean pocket and gave me some money. I was dumbstruck!

How could I accept a token of appreciation when I couldn't remember specifically the reason for the appreciation.
What if it wasn't me?
What if it was someone else they mistook for me?
It wouldn't look so great accepting some one else's reward.

All these flashed through my mind as I accepted the cash and buried it in my shoulder pouch. I left the scene to my house puzzled and confused. I found the cash to be ₦7,000.

Roughly 15 minutes after I arrived home, I was eating boiled corn when like a flood, the memory ravished my brain. It all become clear and started playing out like a Netflix movie on the screen of my mind.

“Eureka!”Like Archimedes shouted, “I found it.”

It all happened on the 29th October 2021, I was on (night) call duty in the Laboratory of Rivers State University Teaching Hospital where I worked as a Medical Laboratory Scientist (graduate intern).

2 men came to the blood bank unit confused and throughly worried. Their “brother” as they called him, had an emergency case and was losing a lot of blood.

They had earlier transfused 2 pints, 1 the night before and 1 that morning. The doctor had requested for another pint that night.

Their brother was blood group O negative and needed exactly another O negative blood donor. There was non available and no donor on ground and time was running out.

I had a talk with one of them and trust me, when a man is afraid, you'll know and can feel it. We gisted and I cracked some jokes which we all laughed to in the midst of the chaos.

I saw and felt the urgency of the situation and the risk involved, so I told the staff I worked with that night, “I'm O negative, I'd like to donate for them.”

The staff didn't question my offer to help because she was also aware of the situation on ground.

She screened me, my blood and as soon as I got a medical “all-clear” and eligibility to donate, a pint of blood was withdrawn from me and handed over to them after every necessary medical documentation.

“Oya make una take go give una brother,” she said. They were both confused and immediately began thanking her while worrying about how to pay later.

“No thank me. Thank this my fellow worker wey dey here,” she said while pointing to me where I was resting.

They thanked me briefly and hurried off. In less than 15 minutes, they were back. They approached me and showered words of gratitude to me and begged that they'll pay me before their brother was discharged.

“Make una no worry. E don tay wey I donate sef. As the blood dey excess, I say make I give una.” I laughed while seeing them off.

What if I hadn't donated?
What if they ran out of time?
What if, what if, what if?
Maybe their brother could've died.

Now I understood why they said I saved their brother's life, indeed!

I smiled softly after I was done in memory lane and felt the urge to go back there to tell them, “I remember una now.”

But it wasn't necessary.

Free 7k or maybe they paid me back 2 years after.

u stay in ph huh? I stay in ph too. Can we link up🙃


Thats my email followgiffty@gmail.com

Pastor David Ibiyeomie was once a member of a white garment church so he might know what he's saying..

I'm the first born daughter. I no dey do pass myself besides I've got kids so they come first before anyone.

Though I don really face setbacks for this life sha😭
I need a hug.

Looks photoshoped😏

Make una easy with the bashing. He has realized himself hence he's seeking for help.

The first step is that you've decided to stop it. All you need is determination and prayers. You can do it. Please go to the hospital to dress that wound.



God be with you 🙏

kalufelix:
I know a guy that has exhausted his veins with penta..na for head e dey inject am now..

what did u just say🤣🤣🤣

Gabreil2121:

You had anal sex?

you're likely to have swollen anus after childbirth not anal se.x please 🙄

Go get daflon. I used it after childbirth cos mine was very painful I couldn't sit down but after taking daflon two to three days I was ok.

BiafraBushBoy:


Longest time.

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BiafraBushBoy:




Lol. How are you?

I'm good... wow!

Is Gift formal member of League of Monarchs

DonXavi:
miss this guy nwamaikpe. Where is he please? Hope he is still alive.

I hope so too

Donpoker, emperorkross, biafrabushboy, onstelly, nwamaikpe, cutehector, lalasticlala, alpacino, rokiatu,

Adexgentle005:
what are we paying 30k for exactly?

for the premium service rendered to you by your client cos obviously that's not your girlfriend or wife 😉

Icuib4cu:




Ballers nor dey here nairaland na, if skin full you nor go like wan dey with 30k girls self, because you go reason am say 30k nor clean reach 50k upwards

thank u.. ballers no dey read😅😅 na update dem dey find

[quote author=Icuib4cu post=123300652][/quote]can't see ur mentions

Icuib4cu:




Normal na, club when u dey light drink of 3x of d original price na you wan see girl of 15k? Dey play na, dey play.



Normal if you be aza man you nor go lyk karry girl below 25k self

if u dey find cheap girl na solidas u go see them 🤣

Icuib4cu:
It's like asking if guys pay 50k for a night at hotels or buy a lap of turkey 7k, ordinary i pass my neighbous club for warri any girl there na 25k, fixed price e come be like say dem get union

which one be I pass my neighbor club? Dynasty?🤣

Is 30k really too much For babe wey u wan dey with. Una like cheap things sha later u go say she give u disease but na u dey find cheap one...

Lvgirl:




My brother my friend even told me I no sabi price market. He say na 8k I suppose pay.
Olosho dey cheap if you book them on Monday
No rushing


Na weekends them dey cost pass

na wah🤣🤣🤣

Berrityga:
There are many offline places where you can get cheaper ladies even good looking. Lol.. But Truth be told guys pay even more. I've paid a lady 50k day break. It was worth it tho.

tell me about it😆

illicit:


Na 5k u go collect

😂😂😂 based on amateur