₦airaland Forum

MrWhaley:
Chisos! There is even TV in the bathroom??

Jethrolite:
I'm more disgusted by the environment than the killed lizard. This is what Nigeria has reduced people to and op is happy with his life.

No mind d ignorant op jare. Him just come cast himself 4 here. I pirry d ppl way go follow am chop that thing. Smh!

Seriously, u mean u roast those creatures in such a disease infested environment Such a pitty
Apart from the fact that it is absolutely unhealthy to eat bush animals most especially rabbit in dis period of ebola and lassa fever, the environment where this ur so call delicacy is prepared can also expose u to various type of deadly diseases such as typhoid, cholera and other GID. Dude u need 2 b very conscious of ur health and what u eat.
Just an advice tho.SMH!

solpat:
Your time must come because its your year of "From Glory to Glory". Hope you are fully participating in the Operation By All Means agenda?

Am absolutely prepared. Hope u re aswell. Wishing u all d best.

litetias:
To be frank from your comment I can see you are not ready for marriage!
All that glitters is not gold and most of the marriages that turn out to be epic fails actually had fairytale beginnings.
If you are ready for marriage then you should be thinking not of romance (the exigencies of life means romance never lasts long after marriage) focus instead on finding someone who believes more in the sanctity of marriage than in romance.
A word is enough

See u don't just black mouth ppls wishes of course all that glitters ain't gold but dat dosnt mean gold dose not glitter. And not every marriages that has a romantic beginning always end up in d trash, atleast my parents are typical example of what love is. Am just wishing myself a gud life and suggest u do dsame, cos just because it didn't work out 4 others dosnt mean it won't work out 4 me owk. Thanks 4 ur advice anyway

Eeeeeyah see their eyes sef.
Atleast d dude even get pride 4 him work
SMH d witches wey do dis guy no get chill at all

mallamseifaldin:
Hey friend!!!!!!!

That could be us....

Really? I hope so

Gaskia:
For being happy for them, receive it.

AMEN fire!

Afrok:
Hehe... 9ice I hope u know that snakes aren't nice at all, and if u do dangerous play with aggressive ones, gongo aso and nobody will be held credible, coz u were only trying to do photocopy which is not easy.

Nice one dude. dat was kul

Looking at this lovely couple, to engage just dey hungry me aswear down.



God abeg oo my own time must come oo

Modenzy:
You are correct.
Mine is pre-intimacy, i dnt do it on sundays!

Lol which one b pre-intimacy again?

Stupedinluv:
I agree. Look how some rubbished this thread!

No mind those Dick heads jawe

Owk this is it. Initially, I do thinks its tradition or something and I do feel that is how it ought to be, but lately, I started having a different thought about it. Like why should we do things differently on Sundays? Its not like people re bind by any law not to do those normal things we do on daily basis, on Sunday, we just grew up to find ourselves just doing them. Let me just list out some few things that we do differently on Sundays;
1. Skipping breakfast.
Its has become a normal Sunday routine for us not to eat breakfast before going to church on Sundays. We literally fast every Sunday ;
2.food variety.
This is very common in almost every home. The food we eat on Sundays are special. Ranging from tea and bread with egg, pepper soup, butter and d likes for breakfast, fried rice, rice and stew for lunch and pounded yam for dinner. Sometimes I feel can't we just eat beans or maybe eat eBa and okra soup for lunch or dinner?
3. Clothes.
This one is the most annoying of them all. I wear trouser from Monday to Saturday but can't wear it on Sunday. But why? Its kinda looks hypocritical to me. Most I wear heels to church? Even if I don't feel comfortable walking on them? Gosh! who are we deceiving?
4. Musics.
In our house on Sundays, u don't listen to any gbedu or any secular music. U only listen to gosple songs and other christen music. I have gotten so use to it to the extend that I created a separate file for all my christian songs that I listen to on Sundays and when its Monday again, things get back to normal.
These are the few things am able to come up with. U can freely add urs to d list.

Their Ego turns me off.
They don't admit dey re wrong even if its obvious they re! Dat alone sucks, I get piss me off most times

TruthHurts1:
Your sense of smell is sharper than that of a bloodhound

Absolutely

I can smell racism
Dis will definitely start a racial e-war.






None of my biz tho. Just passing

austine4real:
Tell him u av H I V case solved

Jeez! Dats horrible

STFUareyouGod:
You either move on now, or be forced to move on which might cause you some pain

Owk thanks! I'll try again, I guess this time I'll have 2 do it with all determination.

LORDSAMURAI:
lol ure welcum, i hope u undastood

Of course I did. Thanks

LORDSAMURAI:
hmm well according to what i can decipher from ur acute postology, its that the guy has some hidden palavation in his mindology, hav u ever confront him and require to acquire d reason why he dnt want to actualize datetology now, why is he taking time? ask him and get his responsive reproval, he must tell u a reasonable answer or else if he refuse to communicate his inner demons then move on with ur lifetology.

U really got me with ur grammer dude. Thanks 4 ur advice tho

STFUareyouGod:
You've successfully turned yourself to his toy. Dude's got nothing for you

He even made you realise by telling you he's only using you to bid time until he finds a girl he truly loves. So what else do you want? Stay with him till he finds a girl then it'll be dawn on you that yur on a long thing? Or quit now, get healed up and find yourself another man?

Well, the ball is in your court. Be wise!

Thanks 4 the advice
I have tried 2 call it quite so many times but I still end up finding my self with him again.

We knew each other for years even before we started the relationship. I never dreamed or even thought of dating dis guy because he is like a "no go" area 4 me(reason is because am way too older than he is). We serve in thesame unit in the church bt we hardly spoke 2 each other, I really like his calmness and gentleness and this made me created more interest in getting 2 know him better. Oneday, he cought me stirring at him and he immediately confronted me with this accusation, he said and I quote " why are u stirring at me? Do u have a crush on me?", jeez! I was speachless, no word could come out of my mouth at that particular moment. From that day on, he started calling me his crush and I call him that aswell.

Although it was all on a level of joke as I didn't have any hidden agender, but unknown to me he actually meant what he says. After spending the holiday, I went back to school and we chat mostly on whatsapp that was how it all began. We never really had any form of agreement to date, cos he didn't actually ask me out and I was owk with it. All my intention then was that, as soon as I find a guy I like and want 2 date, I'll just let him know and everything will stop, but to my gre atest amusement, I fell in love with him coupled with the type of care and attention he gave 2 me, this inturn made me not 2 give any other guy the chance even when I know deep down that the relationship has no future. To cut the story shot, six months letter, I started noticing some changes in his behavior, he wasn't honest with me anymore, uses so different girls pic on his DP, and I also started hearing so many rumors on how he flirt around with different girls, so we had to end the relationship. After a month, he started visiting me again and every time he visit, we will both end up kissing and romancing (no sex) 4 what may look like eternity (trust me it feels good) what baffles me most is that he gets angry and jealous whenever he sees me with another guy, so last Saturday, ask him 2 let us DTR (define the relationship) and all he could say is that "I don't want u 2 date any other guy cos I want b able to handle it, so let's just be what we are till when am ready 2 start dating again"
Please romancelanders, I need a mature advice on what to do, because trully am also finding it difficult to move on since he is still here, can't stop him from coming to our house and I can't stop my self from getting emotional when ever he comes around cos I still love him.
Mature advice please.......thanks guys!

chekasforchekas:
am only trying to make a point dear, hope you get what I said.

Of course I got ur point.
Am only joking with my mention

tellwisdom:
Na who dey deceive you??

If e sure 4 u, put ur GF pic 4 ur profile nao make we compare

No go use another person pix oo

tellwisdom:
Who be this dry bonga fish?? Wey you carry wind screen put for face like person wey dem just dey cure of mental case

God save ur punk A** say u no put ur pinshure 4 ur DP. If ur GF or any member of ur family fine reach me ehn, u 4 know how 2 value the essence of beauty.mtcheeeew Urgly ape
The gravity of ur stupidity still never get match! Dude u need brain, therefore receive brain by fire!

chekasforchekas:
This is the reason why nigerian economy will not be diversified because financial crime in other countries carries low jail sentence but in Nigeria, worst.

Hmm I can smell yahoo guy

See as d dude urgly self, all d money wey him don collect no even show 4 him body...

Criminal disgracing Nigeria since time in memorial

tellwisdom:
Wetin he drink wey he do eyes like owl?

Ur stupidity no get rival at all, shooo dis NA 2016 NA u suppose done received
Sense. SMH 4 u..........
Well its true dat common sense is not common at all

kceewhyte:
hey xup

Dude haw far

Lmao! dis is indeed d real definition of from frying pan 2 fire. I will surely pray 4 u guys

Btw I hope that 1m pounds will b use judicially cos I don't trust dis our 9ja politicians oo!

But I pitty those inmates shaa, God will give u strength 2 cope well, welcome to hell guys! #lol

Like I fvcking care!

Integrityfarms:
Easing off the stress of the day in a funny but brainy way. Never mind me jare

It was indeed hilarious. Nice1 dude