₦airaland Forum

Integrityfarms:
My mess is in a mind that I can't escape wtf

Cant I escape my mind in a mess is?

Dude easy oo. Lol

Vig86:
Orgasmic

Lwkmd oo its sounds like orgasm

PS: can someone tell me the name of that feelings u have when u using cotton board 2 clean ur ear.

Cos am having dat feeling right now. Quite ticklish

kceewhyte:
are u sure u won't consider that hairdresser thing

Dude I guess dats gonna b my next move oo just need 2 tell my parent am pursuing another dream cos being self employed pays

Dis one way jamb dey do anyhow so, no time 2 waste at all

I just imagined I wrote d exam and have dat ridiculous score, guy NA to go learn hairdresser remain oo. Cos iffa hear say I register 4 another jamb

That guy in the police uniform tho

I didn't see any farmers ooo abi we no go need them in d future?

Btw d kids in white coats looks cute

cornel994:
And here I was thinking I was dark

Guy u still get hope

Korede my end time crush

But since am older than u re, guess I should start crushing on some1 else

Korede is 20? Iffa hear

Lwkmd oo @MY garri don done and Jesus Christ is an igbo man!

Pretty! But not as beautiful as her mum

NgwalandAbia:
You are jobless and calling ipob clueless, it means you have nothing in your head.

Oh really? That settle it dude
I thought I was jobless but reading ur mention I know I am blessed, coz I'll rather b jobless than b a complete imprudent fool like u!

Yoruba nation is uniting

Progress is blooming

Haters re hating

PMB is traveling
Wailers re blaming

Dollar is rising

Weather is changing

PDP is confused

BOKO H is bombing

Fulani hards men are killing

IPOB re clueless

And I am jobless

ahmadmuazu5:
Show me the grammatical error there

Check again dude

ahmadmuazu5:
Proud to be from northern

What? Northern?
LMAO! Ur English is killing.......

We still have a long way 2 go in Africa.


Just wondering how dis pupils can even understand what they re been Tought. This too bad.




Btw but they say Ghana education is the best in Africa, then I saw this

I give up!

Amoto94:
Learn to read because readers are leaders. Get informed or stay deformed

Bros easy now, its not like I don't know how 2 read. Just needed a summary and since u couldn't offer 2 do dat, u should have just ignore rather than stopping by 2 advice.

Oh Gosh! The epistle is too lengthy :-







Can someone please help summerise















Thanks in anticipation of ur kind gesture

G0ldcircle:
.That's good babe. High 5. Nice meeting u by the way.

The pleasure is mine

Josephamstrong1:
Guys like us trips for shorty, portable, orente, smally, petite.
y shud u even get annoyed or cheated? God created ya kinds to b admired by sm men. I don't fancy tall galz, yes...u heard me. It's a blessing I tell u.

Tnx dude.
Atleast we still get hope.




#teamshortgirlsrock

G0ldcircle:
Lol. Nor mind dem. Me I can be so full of myself most times cos I know say 'I b fine gal' lol. My shakara na first class o. Have always been this way. People keep looking at me in PG classes and saying 'wow babe u young ok. I just smile and keep making friends. Nor mind wateva dey call u. Those are d gullible ones I tell u. We r pretty u know!

Gbam! Dats d spirit girlfriend. I really admire ur self esteem.
Btw I also don't take shiit from no one. Keep my head up high.

G0ldcircle:
Am close to my mid twenties and ppl still think am not even 20 yet. My face really looks babyish coupled with my petite nature. and u knw boys na, always trying to come close. They be like "guess u are in 100level" and I'll be like 'Postgraduate'. That's usually d end of discussion. But being petite can be annoying, I remember one man that offered to be my 'lover' just because he said am petite and to him I would b good in bed. That day I just felt like I could grow to queen latifah's size.

Lwkmd ooo can't just stop laffing
I also have similar Ish as urs, my stature is a blessing though but sometimes I get cheated , this in turn piss me off. Its danm annoying when most guys that ask me out re always 2-3yrs younger than me. Even as a graduate most ppl still think am just a fresher. Its pretty annoying when ppl refer 2 me as shoty, portable, orente and smally.

#teamshortgirlsrock

G0ldcircle:
#petiteandPretty. We are aging but they don't notice. God made us this way.

Let dem know jawe.
Short girls are the most beautiful, smart, andf romantic. We may b at our mid. 20s but look 2-3yrs younger

iliyande:
No ma, but I don't see anything wrong with his comment. he can not judge

Aii if u say so.

iliyande:
sister can you read his comment again? please

I read his comment and I understood every word b4 I commented.

Sorry, re u like his defender? Or what

sanc2s:
Even if t b joshua's power is not from God, with the way he blesses people wit money, God will even join and be giving him powers. Am a catholic but T.B joshua is a good man

What evidence do u have 2 prove that his powers are not from GOD
U better b mindful of the kind o utterance u make, use ur brain!

9jatatafo:
But they go to church. It is all about poor mindset

Not poor mindset but husband scarcity.

LMao just here 2 read comments and they re danm hilarious I tell u.












Btw happy marriage live dude!

9jatatafo:
Most big girls claim that they don't need a man but codedly they have men that drill their boreholes. So tell me who is the fool here ?

LWkMDd oooo!
Dude I guess they need Jesus!

joseph1832:
Hmm. I believe you're married abi? Hope its not jazzman olofin you use to get ur husband oh. Lol.

Lol. Still Young, single and waiting!

9jatatafo:
Pro-creation is the essence of human existence. Some are silly enough to be chasing after wind all in the name of money and wealth and by the time they will realize, it would be too late. At that time, will be going from one church to the other seeking miracles and the MOGs will then dupe them of their hard earned money.

Gbam! 2 sachet of pure water 4 u jawe. Its hight time we talk sense in2 those old single ladies who have such silly mentality of "I don't need a man 2 b happy" believe me, they mostly wished they re married. They only use those words to cover up their miss fortune.

otokx:
Sardines is 165 for Titus in Spar PH, its 140 for other less known brands. We Nigerians love to over profit from every situation aka greed.

Its high time we stoped eating all dis canned and convenient food. They are very injurious 2 our health. Truth b told, We should patronize more of fresh food instead

9jatatafo:
Hit backs but I will break your rule for quoting you because I ain't a health student but I read far and wide. Women who are 35 and above giving birth are prone to CS!

U re so right.
Their pregnancy re call RISK PREGNANCY........ They re also prone 2 miscarriages which inturn make them 2 b infertile Or sub-fertile.
Linda needs 2 b health educated unless she ain't interested in being a mother, which I feel its d joy of every woman IMO tho