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Romance / Re: 21 Embarrassing Things That Happen To Girls With Big Boobs by Naomite(f): 7:41pm On Jan 28, 2016
mtcheeew:
hahaha..common ain't going nowhere with it..ur mind sef..chai! its only interpretation I promise, and if any oda things comes up with it,I promise to delete myself by myself on your contact...deal?
Lmao! Lemme consult my oracle 1st...........................................»»
Still waiting 4 an answer grin
Romance / Re: 21 Embarrassing Things That Happen To Girls With Big Boobs by Naomite(f): 7:06pm On Jan 28, 2016
mtcheeew:
like seriously? which kind Yoruba girl u be? lol well sure I can interpret.. add me up 58C3F19B/07035538626 (whatsap),will do it here.
Gatcha I can see where u going with dis. Nevermind about d interpretation anymore, I'll ask a friend instead.

#verygudbadguy
Romance / Re: 21 Embarrassing Things That Happen To Girls With Big Boobs by Naomite(f): 6:49pm On Jan 28, 2016
mtcheeew:
about the compliment, you are welcome. and the dream stuff..huh!
baby ma shey bayen na..shey o dami mor nigboro ni?
ti o ba bami lor..o tun fi ese rin mor..koda ko fe wor ile iwe awon esho ma gbe e lor ni.omo Oba ni emi n shey.
Gosh! Seriously I cant read a tin u wrote here. Of course I am a yoruba gal, but I can't read in yoruba language. Can u plss interpret? grin
Romance / Re: 21 Embarrassing Things That Happen To Girls With Big Boobs by Naomite(f): 5:47pm On Jan 28, 2016
mtcheeew:
you sha want us check your boobs out. well, I don check.. they are OK..but can we see them in just bra ?

Why not. But dat can only happen in ur dreamz baby! Well thanks 4 d compliment anyway.
Romance / Re: 21 Embarrassing Things That Happen To Girls With Big Boobs by Naomite(f): 5:33pm On Jan 28, 2016
Having big boobs can sometimes frustrating and annoying @dsame time.

I always admire smaller breast when I see them!
Most of the time I wish if only I can................ Danm it! I love my boobs just d way they are kiss grin

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Celebrities / Re: Donjazzy Tweets At Olamide Following Kanye West & Wizkhalifa Beef by Naomite(f): 9:04am On Jan 28, 2016
humanbeing4th:
Wiz Khalifa, Kanye, don jazzy , olamide
pls who are dis people? why didnt we knw dem here in jupiter?
I guess its because u guys don't have what we call "the internet" there in Jupiter, And it will sound really wierd when u (aliens) in Jupiter start relating with what we call "civilization" here on earth. grin
Religion / Re: 136 Christians Convert To Islam In Kwara State by Naomite(f): 7:33pm On Jan 27, 2016
Niyinficient:
Hheheheheheh! 136? Like seriously?
Perhaps Winners should do a publication on the thousand of Muslims that turned Christians during Operation Rescue prophetic agenda!

The news of Muslims turning Christians really hit dem bad, reason why dey publish such names to reassure d muslim society.

Muslims and Christians.......lets love our neighbour as our sef - dats d number one law of the Most High God confirmed by His Son Jesus Christ.
Bless u brother! U'll roll from glory 2 glory this year ijn
Education / Re: 3 OAU Students' Union Leaders Bag 14 Semesters Suspension by Naomite(f): 10:48am On Jan 27, 2016
14 semester? shocked dats too much 4 suspension oo! Their senate no get chill at all. NA the SUG president I pitty pass, when e remain just 2 month 4 him finals dey cum suspend am 4 3yrs Nawa oo

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Politics / Re: Obama Sends Investors To Buhari - Dailytrust by Naomite(f): 8:23am On Jan 27, 2016
disloman:
Thanks for this comment.That dullard is still the president and people with sane mind keep supporting him.God bless my dullard president.

Don't mind the clown, calling others zombies, NA bad belle go kill am.

D dude made me remember a story in the bible, when prophet elijah prophesied that there will b planty of food in d lant by the next day, but a man doubted the power of God and d prophet of God said 2 him; WITH UR EYES U SHALL SEE IT BUT UR MOUTH WILL NOT TASTE OUT OF IT. Dat is how dat wailer case will b when the time comes.
Celebrities / Re: Uche Ogbodo Flaunts Her Boobs With Stretch-Marks, Fans Blast Her (photos) by Naomite(f): 7:23pm On Jan 26, 2016
Sunnycliff:
Whose has time for such old and expired LovePeddler..
Dude, u just murdered English. RIP 2 English! grin

BTW, I don't see anything wrong in having stretch marks on the breast. its a very natural thing.plus I love what I see! kiss

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NYSC / Re: NYSC: 2016 Batch A Time Table Update. by Naomite(f): 6:54pm On Jan 26, 2016
Otunbalai:
....sure !! There would be three batches this year.
Am really glad 2 hear dat. Thanks 4 d information pal.
Politics / Re: EFCC Seizes Dasuki’s, General’s Houses In Kaduna(photos) by Naomite(f): 7:41am On Jan 26, 2016
Am seeing a better future 4 the nigerian citizens. I still believe dat things well get better in due time.


#onelove9ja

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NYSC / Re: NYSC: 2016 Batch A Time Table Update. by Naomite(f): 4:42pm On Jan 25, 2016
StarryV:
O yes. There would be. Am sure.
Tnx a lot sister
Romance / Re: Bisi Alimi, His Mum And His Fiance Pictured Together by Naomite(f): 8:10am On Jan 25, 2016
Pangea:
angry
In this marriage, who is the husband and who is the wife?
In gay marriages, there is nothing likke wife. They re both husbands
How weired undecided !

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Politics / Re: We Don’t Recognise Biafran Passport – US, UK by Naomite(f): 7:49am On Jan 25, 2016
yapapa:
ahahhahaa...wetin concern Yoruba with this na? na dem make una gullible? na dem scammed u with a passport to nowehere? abegii shut d Bleep up..egbon Hiddenshadow, if you want Yoruba's type of brain ...you can come and have it. hahaha
Lmao! Bros u wicked oo

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Politics / Re: We Don’t Recognise Biafran Passport – US, UK by Naomite(f): 7:46am On Jan 25, 2016
cardoctor:
Who are the Biafran citizens? Where on planet earth can they be found?




They ain't from planet earth. The last time I check, they seem 2 b aliens from Mars.

I can't understand how people can b so gullible and shallow in thought. Buying biafran passport in nigerian naira

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Politics / Re: "Four People That Could Tear Nigeria Apart In 2016" - GreenNews.Ng by Naomite(f): 1:02pm On Jan 24, 2016
The first three people re just like an empty vacuum making noise. Nigeria is bigger than anyone of them.

They are all in it 4 their own selfish gain. Using there followers 2 enrich themselves, but the MUMU followers no go ever use their brain fink. I wonder what ppl gain in making the life of their fellow being horible

I believe dat dis country will definitely suceed in this period of trial.

Nigeria has come 2 stay and their is nothing kalu, EL- zakzaky or whatever and tompolo can do 2 stop it. One love 2 my beloved country and 2 those who care about the peace and progress of this great black nation! Better days ahead!
Celebrities / Re: These 4 Nigerian Stars Are Having A Party; Whose Own Will You Show Up For? by Naomite(f): 11:09am On Jan 24, 2016
Pascal181:
If Phyno or Flavour is not there then count me out.

IPOB spotted grin
Education / Re: Mariam Abbas: ATBWU Best Graduating Student by Naomite(f): 11:00am On Jan 24, 2016
I am so happy 4 u sister.







I wish I am dis brilliant undecided but all dsame u re a pride 2 d women folks. cool
Health / Re: Why You Shouldn’t Shave Your Pubic Hair by Naomite(f): 11:18pm On Jan 23, 2016
Naturalle:

Please for the sake of cleanliness, it is advisable to shave it completely. The hair retains moisture droplets; urine, sweat or natural juice which cld still cause infection when not properly washed, not forgetting the stench.

You can use a shaving cream and accompanying spatula to avoid any skin abrasions.
No! Don't use shaving cream on ur P.V part. Its very unhealthy and may lead 2 some pelvic inflammatory diseases (PID) some droplets of the cream might find its way in2 ur V and cause a great deal of damage 2 ur Reproductive OE sex organ as u may call it. Use a new scissors insteed 2 trim the hair a bit 2 allow fresh air grin and ensure u stop wearing tight fitted pant often and also refrain from using saop and disinfectant 2 wash ur private part. It can lead 2 d killing of the mucus and enzymes that protect d external Instruments thereby giving microrgnism otherwise bacteria and viruses free and direct asses 2 the internal part of ur sex organ!
Health / Re: Why You Shouldn’t Shave Your Pubic Hair by Naomite(f): 11:06pm On Jan 23, 2016
I partially agree with d OP. Indeed it is not advisable 2 shave the whole hair at the pubic area and its isn't healthy 2 leave it bushy and unkept especially in this tropical region such as ours because of the climatic conditions which will inturn make that area irritating and unpleasant 2 the eye. As an health educator, my advice 2 all is that; we should ensure we often trime the hair and also wash our pubic part with only water during shower and everytime we visit d toilet or bathroom #mensanaencuporelsanum#
Celebrities / Re: Mocheedah Shares Beautiful Pics With Her Man,calls Her Self "Wife" by Naomite(f): 10:11pm On Jan 23, 2016
They look cute 2geda. But must dey always show their clivage
Romance / Re: I Kissed A Friend Accidentally Now I Feel Guilty by Naomite(f): 7:36pm On Jan 22, 2016
Nicepoker:
its a LIE. Tell us exactly what happened.

I have also wanted 2 ask her dat.

@op are u sure it was only kissing dat transpired between u 2?

I guess there is something more stronger than just a kiss, cos to me, I don't fink a mere kiss can make u come over here and start looking 4 who 2 telll u 'its alright'. Bae dat guilt in u is ur conscience getting back @ u. I guess u both screwed each other right
Religion / Re: What Christians Did For Muslims In Kaduna State by Naomite(f): 2:10pm On Jan 22, 2016
;DJust passing by and decided 2 branch and read some coments here
Celebrities / Re: "I Was Queried By My Pastor For Kissing Flavour" – Chidinma by Naomite(f): 10:22am On Jan 22, 2016
So person fit act kissing too?











NOTED!
Romance / Re: When Your sweet Romantic affair suddenly turns bitter. by Naomite(f): 10:00am On Jan 22, 2016
naijaboiy:

[b]It took you how long to come with this?

See the bítch who's talking about getting a life. grin

You are nothing but a dignified dick keeper. Your entire existence depends on the stipends you receive from being butt fücked by hòrny pigs at the back of your village farm land.

Look at this ugly looking creature from the wasted part of the earth. May the gods of thunder strike your Ebola stricken body and may your carcass be dumped in the desert for the vultures of the air to feed on.

Every disaster in life shall befall you. May you be cursed with barreness all your life for the unwanted pregnancies you have successfully terminated by taking cheap postinor.

You bastard daughter of a 100 fathers,how dare you come in my lane and still try to be a queen?

You are the exact definition of a mistake.

The curses placed on you by your father's bitter concubines are beginning to take its toll on you.

You consummate rètard!

Never you quote me again and for the last time fück of for good. So you can go lick your sore wounds.

Dyslexic simpleton. undecided
[/b]

Lwkmd ooo! I just keep laughing again and again @ ur mention, so my word got 2 u dis hard? Wao u keep reminding me of how a dog who is infected with rabbis behave. Or are u bitten by a rabbis infected dog Really u need an attention of a psychiatrist. Pele Jare, I can only imagine how horrible u feel about ur state of health right now. Get well soon pal grin
Romance / Re: When Your sweet Romantic affair suddenly turns bitter. by Naomite(f): 9:25am On Jan 22, 2016
naijaboiy:

Next time don't jump on people's mentions if you are not ready to receive the heat from their kitchen. cheesy

I was on my own when you quoted me to type trash like you woke up from the wrong side of your bed mat this morning. grin

Even the Op didn't mind my comment. What are you?

The Op's advocate?

Now fück off from my mentions you dim-witted feather-brained hyena. I won't be nice the next time you jump on my mentions churning out pile of horse-shít from your leprous fingers.

Nonsense! undecided

Go get a life dude! with what I just read, I realized u re indeed suffering from psychosis undecided and a psychotic patient like u need some antidepressants 2 calm ur brain! SMH I really feel sorry 4 ur pathetic conditions. Receive brain! grin

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Romance / Re: When Your sweet Romantic affair suddenly turns bitter. by Naomite(f): 9:20am On Jan 22, 2016
naijaboiy:

Next time don't jump on people's mentions if you are not ready to receive the heat from their kitchen. cheesy

I was on my own when you quoted me to type trash like you woke up from the wrong side of your bed mat this morning. grin

Even the Op didn't mind my comment. What are you?

The Op's advocate?

Now fück off from my mentions you dim-witted feather-brained hyena. I won't be nice the next time you jump on my mentions churning out pile of horse-shít from your leprous fingers.

Nonsense! undecided
Romance / Re: When Your sweet Romantic affair suddenly turns bitter. by Naomite(f): 9:03am On Jan 22, 2016
naijaboiy:

Lool...who is this rètarded bítch? grin

Okay thot,you've been noticed now go twerk on a cactus. cheesy

Good morning. smiley

Wao, I can see how gullible and unbelievablely shallow ur speech and manner of approach is. Seriously? Do u need 2 come this low just 2 make ur comment? Dats really immature on insensitive of u. U need brain, Receive brain!
Romance / Re: When Your sweet Romantic affair suddenly turns bitter. by Naomite(f): 8:39am On Jan 22, 2016
naijaboiy:

Sorry who are you again?

My friend google it!

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Romance / Re: When Your sweet Romantic affair suddenly turns bitter. by Naomite(f): 8:13am On Jan 22, 2016
naijaboiy:
Am I the only one that gets bored of your write-up these days? sad

If u re bored, den gerrarahere mehn!

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Romance / Re: When Your sweet Romantic affair suddenly turns bitter. by Naomite(f): 8:10am On Jan 22, 2016
menabae:
Hian..I'm allergic to long things joor..

Allergic 2 long things u say, but if its a romance novel of 366 page u can finish it in an hour abi? Guy I fear 4 u oo

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