niyot124:
Tank God for d girl in d pic,she rily upgraded u a lot. If nt for her,see hw u be wiv dat ur big,bloated tummy(thumbs down). Such a turnoff for a guy. Go hit d gym.

Lwkmd oo can't stop laughing

This is the most hilarious news I read so far 2day
Re they really for real?

If so, let dem return their higher degree certificate cos am sure they tendered those result when they were seeking 4 admission

This their holiness level no get equal

vizkiz:


OMG... All this for me? I think I have to deactivate my nairaland account. It's too much

Eeeeeyah pele omo dada, no deactivated ur account again u hear

Oya sorry now! Ok no b shrek u resemble again NA






Matty 4 madagasca (escape 2 Africa)

Now Dis is what we call marketing strategy



Kowope enterprise! I carry yash up 4 una

vizkiz:


iffa woze you ehn

See ur cartoon face be like shrek
Or timon 4 simbad

Princedapace:


I don't mind if it is plantic mind or golden mind I get o..

The koko be sey my prayer has been answered!

Oya...cut the cake abeg

I'm waiting for u bae

Lol dude fear God now, NA which kind prayer u wan make e answer againn
Dat boo way u dey strafe ontop ur bed now NA watin?
No b d answer 2 u prayer b dat? SMH 4 u dude
I refer ur case 2 prophet T.B Joshua. U need deliverance

vizkiz:
where the curve dey? With that belle whey be like person swallow naija budget abi?

Aunty expired pussay


Quote me and I will show you why the Israelites were scared of gloiath

I just wanna quote u 4 no reason

Princedapace:



See prayer o
It means my prayer is already answered...

Na ur hands e dey o

For ur plastic mind

Princedapace:


I like better things too dear

Oh really. Let ur wish come through then

Keketu:
Good thing? let me taste am to know my number 23470689871 call me maybe,

In ur dreams baby!

WTF! And dis happen in my town under my watch? Dis is on acceptable

I hereby decree dat anybody who can catch any fulani man or woman alive shall b given #200 cash !
Bounce outta thread

nacosprof:
. No mind that guy..plss If u are coming tonight dn't let anyone notice you

What is dis one saying bayi
See him ugly face
I know u like gud things but keep wishing, u'll get there!

JohnieWalker:

you are reserved I feel lyk fainting abeg no let me vex expose yu well..chai can't stop laughing

Remind me again, who d fvck re u


dude stop sprawling out trash jare. Do I know u

Oga swerve

obizzy:
yeah yeah spare me.

The day I started loosing respect 4 police men was d day dey arrested my 12yrs old little bro cos he got in2 a fight with his class mate who striked him 1st!

Dey demanded we pay #5000 4 his bail. If not because my dad actually knows they law and his right, dey even threatened 2 lock him up and detain him iin d cell.

My dad left my bro with them at the police station and threatened 2 Sue dem if anything happen 2 my Lil bro. It wasn't funny dat day
Hate dem with passion!

obizzy:
aint our fault you're celibate and havent had good sex in yonks.

Goan use your cucumber.

Seriously, dats where u getting it all wrong

Do I look starved 2 u

Dude, I don't do shiit! Respect my body dat much!

Nawa oo, dis boko boys no dey finish


As dem dey run go so, thunder dey follow dem 4 back and e go strike immediately them enter spacious area

Dry lies every where


Guys been lying since 3000BC

*Spit on there faces and walk out of thread*

Dry lies every where


Guys been lying since 3000BC

Adekunle Ajasin University Students And Indigenes In Violent Clash Over Death Of Student Killed By Motorcyclist

Students of the Adekunle Ajasin University Akungba Akoko (AAUA) in Ondo State, on Saturday, staged a violent protest over the killing of their colleague, Afolabi Daniel Ojo, by a hit-and-run commercial motorcyclist.

Students of the Adekunle Ajasin University Akungba Akoko (AAUA) in Ondo State, on Saturday, staged a violent protest over the killing of their colleague, Afolabi Daniel Ojo, by a hit-and-run commercial motorcyclist.

Ojo, a second year Economics ( Education) student of the institution, was hit on Friday by the reckless rider, who is thought to be an indigene of the community.

Students told SaharaReporters that the deceased was returning home from school after writing a paper in the first semester examination, which began last Monday.

Our correspondent learnt that the sad incident occurred few metres away from the school gate at the popular trading centre known as Ibaka market.

The aggrieved students marched out of the campus in their hundreds onto the main road and other roads in the town, where they erected barricades and sang protest songs and dirge.

Their action impeded vehicular movement and crippled business activities. Travelers commuting through Akungba were diverted to alternative route on the outskirts of the town.

Many of the students blamed the frequency of accidents and killing of students of the institution on the reckless driving of both commercial vehicle owners and motorcyclist in the town.

The protesting students also stormed homes of indigenes to protest alleged shielding reckless commercial drivers or motorcyclists anytime such accident occur.

A Mass Communication student of the school, Emmanuel Adegbola, told SaharaReporters how the late Ojo was rushed the institution's health centre before his death.

"Ojo was hit yesterday (Friday) at the market area by a fast-speeding runaway motorcyclist while returning home from the campus after writing one of his papers for the first semester examination.

"Immediately, the accident occurred, some students quickly rushed him down to the health centre on campus, but the staff of the facility were reluctant to attend to him. They were asking sympathizers frivolous questions," he said.

Adegbola disclosed that in the process some nurses at the health centre informed that Ojo's case was critical and should be taken outside the school for immediate treatment.

"He was then taken to a hospital outside the school and the next day (Saturday), we learnt he was taken from that hospital to the Federal Medical Centre (FMC) in Owo, where he died.

"When students heard the bad news they mobilized and staged a protest starting from the school to the main road of the town calling on the residents to fish out the erring motorcyclist who killed late Ojo at his prime.

"During this protest, some students started chanting dirge and solidarity songs while others were throwing stones and trying to destroy shops and properties on the streets.

"This led to commotion and the Indigenes of the community mobilized themselves and attacked them with dangerous weapons and charms, " he explained.

A resident and Indigene of the town, Mayowa Akingbade, told our correspondent that indigenes were provoked by the attack on them.

"They were the first to attacked us by throwing stones and sticks at our elderly ones and abusing them

"Some of them even looted our shops and threatened to cause violence in the community if we didn't produce the okada rider that killed their colleague.

"How can we know the exact person that caused the accident when we were not there during. We had to protect ourselves," he said.

Speaking with a SaharaReporters correspondent in a telephone interview, the Vice-Chancellor of the institution, Prof. Igbekele Ajibefun, explained that the deceased was rushed out of the school's health centre to the FMC where he died.

"A director of the health centre rushed the student (Ojo) to a hospital around Iwaro-Oka Akoko. But when he came back to check on him, his situation had become critical, and he was again quickly rushed to the Federal Medical Centre (FMC) in Owo.

"Unfortunately, he died at the facility of the FMC in the early hours of today (Saturday) and immediately the news his death filtered into the campus, the students gathered to make some issues out of the incident by staging a protest inside the school.

"We tried to calm them down, saying the accident didn't happen on campus. We warned them against disrupting the academic activities on campus. But a few ones among them went ahead to gather others and blocked the entrance to the gate and the main road.

"Some hoodlums joined them, and they disrupted activities. It is just unfortunate that this is happening when the students are writing their first semester examination," Ajibefun said.

He added that many of the students had wanted the school management to postpone the exams, but stressed that they would continue despite the protest.

The Vice Chancellor further informed our correspondent that the management will on Monday set up an investigating panel to look into the incident with a view to coming up with a resolution.

The State Police Public Relations Officer, Femi Joseph Femi, told our correspondent that peace in being maintained in the town operatives of the Joint Security Task Force.

Joseph who added that the police, have opened an investigation into the matter.

"We have deployed security agencies through the effort of a combined team of policemen to maintain peace in the town and avoid further breakdown of law and order while the investigation has already commenced.

"Although, the residents of the town seem to be unhappy about the behaviour over of the students, I can assure that normalcy has been restored, and police shall maintain proper peace and order," he said.

It was learnt that security agencies including Army officers from the 32 Artillery Brigade have taken over the streets of the town to prevent further breakdown of law and order between the students and indigenes.

The corpse of the deceased has been deposited at a morgue.

freecocoa:
You are f00lish beyond redemption, I'm happy being lost to you hypocrites, at least my money is intact, you and your people can't con me.

Ndi ara.

U re indeed one of d reason Jesus came in2 dis world.
He actually came 4 the sick ones like urself.
He will heal ur spirit and clean u from every spiritual madness d devil has placed on u!
Jesus loves u still, u re bless!

freecocoa:
Says the slowpoke who needs a stupid book to tell her how to live, Tah! Gerrarahere.

I pray that the lord almighty will have mercy upon u, he will open ur eyes of understanding dat u may see the depth at Wich d devil has put u in.
My sister u re lost!
U need Jesus!

freecocoa:
Is that the wife? Dang! She's hot o.

Of course, since Jesus was a man, konji must have holded him at some point, wanking is never enough so I'm sure he musta been doing someone or people as the case may be.

Good to know there's some action in heaven, it was just too dull a place for any sane/lively person to want to go, there is yet hope.

Wanting to sell the pics though, these people are taking this whole fraud thing to an entirely out of this world level, well, what am I even saying? It's pictures of heaven, that's out of this world. May Satan deliver us o.

U need Jesus!
U need brain!
U need life! Get all this ASAP and ur life will never remain dsame again, trust me sis

TheSpellChecker:


Alright, challenge accepted. I'll do the needful for you.



We knew each other for years even before we started the relationship. I never dreamed or even thought of dating this guy because he is like a "no go" area for me (reason is because I am way too older than he is).

We serve in the same unit in the church but we hardly spoke to each other, I really like his calmness and gentleness and this made me have more interest in getting to know him better.

One day, he caught me staring at him and he immediately confronted me with this accusation. He said and I quote "Why are you staring at me? Do you have a crush on me?"

Jeez! I was speechless. No words could come out of my mouth at that particular moment. From that day on, he started calling me his crush and I call him that as well.

Although it was all on a level of joke as I didn't have any hidden agenda, but unknown to me he actually meant what he says. After spending the holiday, I went back to school and we chat mostly on Whatsapp.

That was how it all began.

We never really had any form of agreement to date, because he didn't actually ask me out and I was okay with it. All my intention then was that, as soon as I find a guy I like and want to date, I'll just let him know and everything will stop, but to my greatest amusement, I fell in love with him coupled with the type of care and attention he gave to me. This in turn made me not to give any other guy the chance even when I know deep down that the relationship has no future.

To cut the story short, six months later, I started noticing some changes in his behavior. He wasn't honest with me anymore, uses different girls pictures on his DP, and I also started hearing so many rumors on how he flirts around with different girls.

So we had to end the relationship. After a month, he started visiting me again and every time he visits, we will both end up kissing and romancing (no sex) for what may look like eternity (trust me it feels good). What baffles me most is that he gets angry and jealous whenever he sees me with another guy.

So last Saturday, I asked him to let us DTR (define the relationship) and all he could say is that "I don't want you to date any other guy because I wont be able to handle it, so let's just be what we are till when I’m ready to start dating again."

Please romancelanders, I need mature advice on what to do because truly I’m also finding it difficult to move on since he is still here. I can't stop him from coming to our house and I can't stop myself from getting emotional whenever he comes around because I still love him.

Mature advice please… thanks guys!



There you have it.

When writing a story, ALWAYS try to make good use of paragraphs to allow your readers to logically follow your thoughts. Good paragraphs also make it easier for the eyes to read. In other words, it will keep the attention of your readers.

Also, try to make good use of punctuation marks to bring out the sense in your story. About your spellings, take note of the redlining error spell checking features of many word processors or even better still, make use of your dictionary all the time.

Have a nice day.

Wow this is indeed an eye opener, didn't noticed I made this much mistake. Tnx 4 d corrections really

TheSpellChecker:


Nice narrative you've got there but I must say, I'm not really impressed with your spellings and grammar.

Mr "thespellchecker" I guess dats ur specialty, so do d needful.
I don't mind if u correct my spoken English and spellings afterall no one is perfect.

Btw some of the wrong grammar and spellings were actually typographical error. thanks anyway

Ranchhoddas:
Thank God say I don graduate.I no do those things sha.I was a very good student.I dey find my Pia seriously now.

Ur pia don set 2 marry "Mr price tag" but am sure farhan and raju will rescue har on saturday just sit back and relax, ur pia is on d way

Ranchhoddas:
Hello.

Rancho, Rancho, Rancho, how many times I call u?
If u try that thing way u try with virus 4 nigerian university with our nigerian lecturer, u go spend 10yrs 4 dat university u no go graduate unless TB Joshua report ur matter 2 baba God.
I don talk my own o

Ranchhoddas:
Why the hell are you all talking about me?

Speaking of the devil

See Rancho 4 nairaland oo

1. Life is fair in love and war

2. Alliz weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

3. Follow ur dreams and success will come chasing ur pants down

4. The deference btw ordinary and extraordinary people. Is d extra they put into d ordinary as in d case of silencer (chancho) and Rancho

5. Give me some sunshine, give me some rain, give me another chance I wanna groow up once again. Love dat song

Wow am proud of ou gallant NA, more grease to ur elbow guy!

As for those who wish it was all a make-up story and can't b real, shay una done hear am?

And 2 d wailing waillers shay una see una life outside. Pirry u guys, make una no go hug high tension transformer untop PMB matter oo. RIP in advance tho.

Btw wailler, how market

Una see una life, SMH!

And some idi-OT. Go dey dere dey fight ontop matter way no go add a # 2 deir life. After una fight, kill una self ontop all this politifians matter, dem go still gather 4 one rum dey laff and enjoy demself.

What if the girl says NO! 4 d sake of April fool but she actually will say yes after u,ve been fool but b4 she knew it u said April fool.

IMO its not d best day