Poor girl. Poor girl.

Why do I have a feeling that this alamieyeseigha of a guy isn't dead yet..
Niccolo machiavelli
Death fakers to escape public eye

bright1985:
How much last

40naira

Neatly used hp 2000 for sale.

Location - Lagos

Condition - Slightly used

Contact - 08179091065, whatsapp only

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johnstar: Go chelsea go..... My prediction. Chelsea 4 vs newcastle 0

In your wierdest dream.. Na groundnut newcastle kon sell abi... Don't be surprise at the final result.

Faljide@yahoo.com. Pls do sent to my email add

Translate this too plz to yoruba... Don't use monkey to ironing me... Winks

CONFESSION OF A LADY:
During lunch at work lastweek, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I
shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and
exclaimed delighted; Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.I took a
seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone
rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertiliser truck running over a skunk In front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with their hands on their nose.

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Can you plz post your location, as in exact address to come view the car. Payment will be made instantly after verification and test drives.. Thank you

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Thanks,

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Slyr0x:

How about hacking as a career?

Sounds interesting in which am interested, Have you got any link ?

i know of ND SLT IN Ikorodu campus, but am not sure if the HND's are there.

gunners4u:

How much 4 the form & how much am ar paying as school fees per session

If you have time to browse on nairaland, i think you can have a lil. time to branch Laspotech Website www.laspotech.net every info i think you need is there.

The form fee is actually N[s][/s]3,100, Banks add their charges like 200-300 naira but it depends on which kinda bank


The skul fees ranges for the kinda course you want to do.

Hope this help out

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To all that wish to apply for Laspotech Part-Time, The form is still on before resumption date on 31st march 2011.
Call me up for any clarification on registration. willing to help yaah.

@ choose4me, i need u 2 add me on fbook so i can ask for more details plzzzzzzz. aiy_ire@yahoo.com

@dani1luv, plz help remove ur post so as to delete ma number on this thread. been having sleepless night with different cals,