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kpolli:
not the number, the way u post comments n all,

even the number sef, its more than mine

lolz okay stop crying

Dgunnerz:
Natasha!
U Dis small gal dey insult me nd hw u knw say na carpentry science,I wan read?

lolz sowee and I knew because those are the subjects JAMB requires for carpentry

shane01:
@Hashaju, what's blackmail?
when someone is saying the truth, you shouldn't call it a blackmail.
I personally came back with a sheet of paper containing all the answers for English, maths, chemistry, biology, physics, economics, crs, irs, commerce, lit. in english

just for 6k
so what makes you think that it's a blackmail?

shane thank you very much, I don't know why people like doubting uneccessarily

Oscillation:
Natasha which course do you intend studying and which university, I hope its not poly.

I want to study Law in the university of Benin

ak47mann:
don't try meoooo

make you no provoke me o

ak47mann:
what!!!

watin!!!

kpolli:
wait, so u never even enter uni!!!!!!!!!!!
me wey think say u don old gan

lolz I neva old gan I'm 16 years old and by God's grace i'm getting into the the uni this year

snthesis:
i beg to disagree- women/men know when sum1 really loves them, the problem is listening to your dreams rather facing facts.

all dat good girl thingy is a deliberate act - and thats was her game plan to hook da poor brotha
common game plans:
booty
great cooks
sluty
brainy
emotional imbalance,
massaging a guy's ego


d end product being to trap a poor dude

btw wats your game plan?

really? just sharrap

ak47mann:
Mr girls don't like condom if you are a guy and you are hot with money be careful they will pollute you or trap you.Do you know  one older girl dis virgin me when i was 13 and she never stop till i was 16 that age i didn't know anything about STD.as a cute young child women violated me that's an abuse i want to press charges  

,

violent:
^^

Yes maaam! you can always do with me as you wish!

okay what I need now is a massage joke apart I really need it so can you help?

@op please tell your friend not to marry the girl for two reasons
1) it is in her best interest she deserves berra what is the use of getting married to someone who doesn't love you?
2) even if he gets married to her the marriage would be disastrous , trust me he might even get to hate her as he will always see her as an obstacle, she would not have peace

violent:
Yes maam!!

Badosky Jnr II

its okay my servant don't forget all that i told you   lolz i'm just joking oh don't take it to heart  

Roland17:
@natasha
its nice to know u believe in your self, thats the only way to prove your worth to people, i pity people who paid for the runs and did not get the expo, i wonder the kind of graduates the country would churn out in 10 years from now. best of luck,

thanks a lot and yep I accept all the luck with open arms

Dgunnerz:
I will love to upgrade my score!
My subject combinations are Verbal Reasoning,Quantitative Reasoning,Use of Pidgin English and Home Econimics!
Pls help me ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
This is my 12th time of sitting this same papers oooooooooooooooooo,Abeg ooooooooooooooooooooo!

lmao its just too hilarious na carpentry you wan study?

jerk:
no,am nt reasoning at all bt try to face your studies ths time around.

which time around? not to worry I'm facing my studies and sorry for the reasoning stuff i said

Oscillation:
Natash what propel you to pay entrance fee, who could have imagine that. I was at my alma matta my teachers cherish seeing me because i left my legacy there as the best student. Suspecting me is beyond scope and i was accredited without hitches. The comprehension i must say is startling but other sections of english is not a test for me and id prefer 300 english questions to combine 250 questions overall

OmolodMilkman93:
Let the results be to our favour in Jesus name.

chamber2:
Lucky you, during my time i went to the centre with molue and got stressed out even before the exam .That was 2002.The funny part was that the result was withheld at the end of the day.I was really depressed, after preparing for whole one year.I even wrote an article(which was never published) stating that jamb be scraped after the experience.The next year i decided not to prepare and got a little above average score and ended up not gaining admission into the university of my choice. Flashing back, I can still feel what an average prospective Nigerian university student passes through in order to be admitted into various higher institution,ranging from the stress of buying the form to submission, preparation, lessons and all that,extortion from invigilators and the risk of travelling to the exam venue

Paying 1k for seat and all that without adjusting for inflation is still good(i wonder y those criminal invigilators have not changed) .We also paid about 500-1k then just to be admitted into the exam halls, and for someone from a humble home it was a huge sum, having struggled to register for the exam. Trekking from Orile in Lagos to jamb office in Ikoyi to purchase jamb form was the most excruciating experience of my life.Now all those things are gone and i am happy now.

I wish all of you who wrote the last jamb well, this is just the beginning.The university has lot more surprises in stock for you than paying 1k or so for a seat.But your determination and resilience will see your through those huddles.Do not blame anyone for your success or otherwise at the university level, see yourself as the centrepiece of the entire learning process and what you give is what you get.I have friends today who still blame the university for not ''giving'' them 2.1 and 1st class.This is rather outlandish.An average university has vast amounts of resources that will go a long way in satisfying your intellectual curiosity, try to use them as much as you can.I wish i had used all

My greatest mistake during my time was to have a girl friend or maybe girl friends in my class, it really affected my concentration and performance.I always wish i had done better than what i did then.Hey, you cannot change the hand of the clock.Use your time wisely.

Just sharing old time memories

lolz thanks for sharing It was nice reading it and For the travelling aspect that's where I even fear for people about five students who were going to Rivers state from Bayelsa state died in an accident that day it was very painful I just can't imagine the trauma their families are going through, after pereparing for an exam only for one to die while going to write it gosh

HASHAJU:
@Natash, y did u ppl lyk 2 blackmail dis country, @ list evri  where was peace n d exams goes well. There was no place dat all dis tins happen, so place stop all this rubish and contribute 2 d gud been of d country.

Something is definitely wrong with you, Did you write in Bayelsa state or was your ghost in my centre? Please don't annoy me I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN LYING.I wonder how I managed not to insult you

jerk:
So na only jambite and high school children dominate ths forum,no wonder u see them online each minute of d day dey talk nonsense for here. Nw i see

are you reasoning at all? how can you say jambites dominate this forum? of over 700,000 people? how many people replied this thread? how many of them wrote the jamb?

Odunharry:
@ natasha lolz.
Whch institution did u choose?n i hope u knw hw thngs ar bn done there?u on fbuk?add harryexcel@rocketmail.com.
@ al i wil try n gve u sme info abt admisn proces of some uni i knw.
U can add harryexcel@rocketmail.com on fbuk

okay


@jamb score why did you do this on my thread? was one post not enough?

Gbengaslc:
Jamb don't provide any material na our head we use do calculation, some of d school staff are selling pencil,eraser, sharpener 4 d cost of #20 each. We don't know what we did 4 jamb dis year o

GoodMuyis:
Sorry my Guy JAMB as already said you (Candidates) should come along with BACK-UP(ie Pencil, Eraser, NP-Calculator )
so no excuse for you
although i don't write JAMB i have a copy of JAMB BOX; which include all needed material

upendo 98:
@ Natasha.

you have my best wishes.

thanks a lot darling

@Roland okay

@Mynd huh are you okay?

zstranger:
what combination is that?

Did you use expo? Dont lie ok? how much did you buy it for?

yes the one you sent me 
visit this place then you will know how the exam was for me  https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=693633.msg8544728#msg8544728
and I meant CHRISTIAN RELIGIOUS KNOWLEDGE, LITERATURE IN ENGLISH , GOVERNMENT AND ENGLISH 

Odunharry:
@ natasha masquarade dy d exam hall?y u dy cry?lol.
@ al who wrote d exams wat u guys nid is prayer n a li2 effort. I said li2 effort cs it s insane 4 one to pass utme with high score only to flop in post utme ,u nid serious prayers,some wil pass both stil yet they wnt secure admission as i v said u guys nid to pray and 1 truth post utme is easier than utme itself.
I pray for u al by ths time next year u l al be in higher institution.

lolz I was scared initially,
thanks and AMEN to your prayers

Rooneyboy:
congratulations to all of u that wrote and wrote well, keep your fingers crossed and pray your results wld be fantastic (heard the results wld be coming out b4 friday this week)

thank you

Serendipity:
@NATASHA, I don't completely believe you. How could you tell me

that you were asked to pay before entering hall. Which state is that?

that the invigilator inquired why you were writing when he had not started calling the answers. Atleast which of the paper type answers would he have called.
And even if he had called one, would you all in the hall/class have answered the same paper type though it seems practicable.