₦airaland Forum

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@KeMe91 ,  Please don't go to the following States

Edo - Benin
Delta - Asaba/Warri[i][/i][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
Bayelsa - Yenogoa
Rivers - Portharcourt

Reason? Your parents would have paid so much ransome before they know it. Don;t dare it. Stop for Lagos, Lagos, Calabar, Abuja a bit, Ibadan and perhaps Benue State. I don tell you ooh, but if you get ransome money, you fit come and you go enjoy your Holiday with the resident kidnappers. Welcome to Naija shall.

we wen dey there dem don kidnap us?  See your head, she said she was going to ''Lasgidy'' and not round Nigeria, so your advice is invalid , thanks NEXT!!   

LOL @Tpia maybe she has contacted them finally 

REALITY101:
Bootieluks she's not indian.


Chimezie I owe you one bro.


Hugenostasha. . I heard u. Tkncgns.

you're so not welcome  

Chimezie198:
brO na borokiri be dat. One kind typical bush village (Natasha's).

hmm like I know where it is please I'm not from there okay

Chimezie198:
brO Reality
oboribara= local farmer

lol just of out it  

REALITY101:
Ok, what language is that bro.

Nosetasha you think so? I'm just tryna be nice to a sista *phewww*

jackpot:
^Tasha dear, who was that at the door disturbing our convo?

Is it the mailman?

nah it was that truck pusher called Reality 101

REALITY101:
Chimezie thanks for the translation but how am I suppose to believe that? I wanna hear it from Nosetasha

I don't even have your time yet you have mine, why na? its high time you confess you like me oboribara

slimyem:
well,i still dunno who that is.is it a kinda animal, place ,or thing?

Are you not 18 yet?

Not yet babe, the patient dog eats the fattest bone

REALITY101:
Nosetasha keep your cellphone# to yourself damn. . Only Nigerian girls

Agbaya Oshi do you have to talk?, you missed me that much?  , no one was even talking to you, na wa for some mad people oh

slimyem:
sorry,dunno who lefu is :Doh really?
tell me bout it!

lefulefu of course

Ni bo lon lo? Ni gba wo lon pada bo?

repeat solo 1

slimyem:
nah!
he just doesnt sound like he knows what he's saying.
me good!it was the right answer to your unintelligible story!

lmao you know you are wicked sometimes how have you been coping with lefu and the rest?

ifyalways:
LMAO!

@OP, see ya mouth like "my boyfriend" ! . So for your mind you be him babe?lolz

Dey dia dey dull and waste your time, when the real girlfriend go show, de bobo go hide you under bed kpekus him babe untop your head join. Yeye dey smell.

hahahahahhahahahahahahaha