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About life - i learnt that every successful people you see out there go through brutal challenge we dont see with our eyes.

Depression isn't about been dull all day. A depressed person will laugh, play and hav fun and still be depressed.

About money - the more you find it, the less happy n freedom you get. The more you have, the more pressure and problems.
Money is good gooder goodest. 😂 But get ready for challenges attached. You can't pray to be Otedola in just money aspect alone. U must be ready to face everything he faced too.

About women - I've learnt that they don't really know what they want. They pray for somtin right now and when they get it - they'll trash it and feel they want somtin else

About the trio discussed above - ONCE YOU GET SOMETHING GOOD, DONT LOOK FOR BETTER. MAKE THAT GOOD YOU HAVE TO BE BETTER

Dessyvilla:
I am a prepaid customer.

I have even tried to bring the negative reading back to positive at some point, however due to how it increases so fast, it took me back to negative.

Take the meter physically to your disco.

When they see a physical meter. They'll find solution.

Define Argument?

As much as it sounds loving n protective which aint a bad thing - That sounds like OCD.

Crazy part. I do same too with my family

I dey even wake up to confirm if i turn off all lights. Lights wey be say na me off am ooo.

I go still wake check.

Door wey e sure 4me die say i lock
I'll wake up gbiiiiim like 1am to confirm.

Freaking OCD. Obsessive compulsive disorder.

Its not bad thing. No make d disorder fear you. 😂 😂.

Whites creating names for everything

Both.

Guy was a twin. People only know the one that appeared to them.

Are u a postpaid customer?

If you are not, thats an error

They should proof read things na no matter the urgency.

Violate turn Violet.
Warn turn Won

The list tagged a,b,c and d sef get k-legs just by reading it

Na educational institution o. Them no get excuse. One small mistake fit jonz dem na.

Professor just sign ontop, e no read am sef.

KingDashx:
This babe boobs don Fight all the civil and world wars

Notice how professional they are in hiding the stomach.

KingTom:
My broooooooo I thought I was the only one

My chairman.

💪🏽 😂

And they'll say. Babe imagine tunde ooo, trying to collect my number

Or babe. See wahala o. That Ojo that sells electronic is trying to ask me out all to boost ur ego and form loyalty
But won't tell you when Jide colects her number lailai

U knw why. She likes Jide. So she's reporting bros she ain't feeling to you. But keeps entertaining the one she likes

When u f*ck up or she ain't feeling u no more, she starts acting out and JIDE MOVES IN EASY BREEZY

The monsters they created to hunt people came back to do the hunting on them

What phone are you using.

Dont tell me its OPPO

Why am I seeing Maserati in this photos.

😂 😂 😂

Love Doctor kill una there

Fingerprint on any side. Rear or side. Aint my thing at all. Them fit drug u open u fone while u r asleep. 😂 😂.

Though i get ur point but if its on the side. How do u mistakenly touch its side (i could be on my phone for hours either using one or both hands) without getting close to the side stuff u mentioned.

4digits pin 4me..

Rexymania:
Na pH the guy bin dey?

Nah. Makurdi

Apple will soon make an exact iphone 12series styled phone with a touch of iPhone 13 and 14pro and then call it IPHONE 18.

Ghana shading Nigeria stylishly. Lol.

Nice one Ghana.

She'll later kpai that guy

The authorities over there will come and tell the guy that for peace sake, he should vacate the building for her. The guy may get another apartment to stay while case is solved

Wetin go bad na if one of them papers no complete.

Deportation on a lowkey

If u no get long freaking legs

No bother get hope.

No bring God and Luck enter this matter o

Onkoolos:
There is this guy in my compound have been monitoring him, I'm suspecting he is a gay.. he doesn't talk to anyone in our compound he only greets and have never seen him with any girl or friends... He stay indoors and he is always busy.. But why are some people weird like this, how is he even enjoying life chaiiiii. How can you live a life without girls, smoking, partying, watching football , no friends..??

😂 😂 😂.

U just described my pal from 2021 to 2023

Guy doesn't even greet his neighbors.

Night crawler. Na phone be him shop, doesn't like distraction. And ontop of it. F*cks the neighbors daughters on a night vigil pattern(the one in same compound and beside). He's exactly how u descibe. Once night reach. He open door keep for who dey ontop timetable and goes out fully street mode around 1am. Na osho house n clubs full that area, they really don't have AM or PM

She's not actually advising

She's advertising..


Advising was a decoy

RealityKings1:
Business is booming. Save while you dey hot o😹
Tomorrow, the upcoming go hot pass you

Look at her. She can't save

She'll spend that bucks on cosmetics, surgery, clothing and at some points, some boys will get the pussy n her money for free.

2 outta 20 clitocurrenciers spend on assets

Opening ur legs shouldn't be the problem

THE MAIN PROBLEM ARE THE USELESS MEN WHO PRESS HUGE MONEY FOR SOMETHING OTHERS GOT FOR FREE/LESS

IF men are not useless, this lady won't say stuffs. So lets blame the enablers n problem - MEN

SUGAR

You read it right. Ur observation has been there since 1960s

Its high sugar consumption

The signature iPhone charger n port is gone.
This comes with type c 2.0

If you are getting this phone. Plan get solid power bank too. Coz thats the way to enjoy n flex it.

See what a governor is rewarding..

So many hardworkers dey dat state, dem no see where to load this 10m abi

All 47000 should pay their tax, be good citizen, avoid criminal activties and make America a better place..

Make dem no cast our image , make way clear for us wey dey come.

allen113:
Can't judge as I don't know the genesis of the crisis.

Camera and Skits

FG will soon approve 20billion naira for rehabilitation of murderers.

The state of Nigeria

Let the medics check the cause of death clear clear. No be when e reach 5weeks, they'll tell us an Egyptian escaped from a German hospital there by bringing deadly disease to Africa. And decided to come to Nigeria as a hideout.

Ttipsy:
This organization UN…. At times I feel like they do not understand the situation…
It’s actually beyond condemnation

Aswear. All they do is condemn on media and end up doing nothing to ensure solution. They can frustrate a nation in providing a solution. But as we dey kpai oursefs, e dey sweet dem. UN has never been pro-africa