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Poor people always have a say

The name ends with her. But respect n regards extends to their offsprings

If pikin begin come. Will temi call her kids Otedola or Ajibade

She'll still command the respect irrespective of name change.

Wherever you go, whatever you do, whatever rights you have

They'll always remind you that you are a foreigner.

If a SA man pays his tax here in Nigeria, we'll still find a way to remind him that he's foreigner.

It's a sick world out there

Two things about video games then and now

👍E require sense (including the very easy n simple ones)
👍 Video Games na legit therapy.

Guy was married ?

Damn

Uk is getting there but By 2035 , The United Kingdom will be gone. Crime rates and Unemployment will be their National Anthem

E go bloody

meobizy:
9 - 5 is 8 hours. That guy needs to correct his error.

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He wasn't talking about work resumption time or if 9 to 5 is 8hours or not


He clearly said 9hours a week, 5 times a day.

If u resume 7am close by 4pm. Ur 9hours b dat.
If u resume 8am close by 5pm. Ur 9hours b dat
Same goes for 9am and close by 6pm.

Ur resumption time doesnt matter but the number of hours (which he set to 9hours a day. Some mayb 8hours, some 10hours. Just get d message behind 9 to 5

dollytino4real:
Ok, i don't like commenting on topics of religion because but dey follow, i heard king David danced naked even his wife mocked him and she became barren

U heard wrong. That never happened

He was wearing a linen ephod, and wasnt naked.

The wife's barreness was nowhere mentioned as a result of her mockery on Dave

Na just misinterpretations and misinformation over the years

He should STFU for once and just focus on personal training to hit big. His comeback will do the talking. Criticism should even help him improve. See messi n ronaldo dem na. Criticize dem and dey'll score hatrick to keep u quiet

These clubs monitor players social media handles to know how players handles themsef off the pitch

Even yamal wey dey do blaaaw b4 dom reduce SM presence

Shout out to Saudi Arabia and NK

God Forgives, Saudi and NK Doesn't

The lecturers na men

Are u reasoning with me

Thats a freaking breeding ground

Why would Japan be looking for Skilled Africans. Wat happened to the Skilled Japanese, they have them.

Looks to me like Japan is looking for slaves to take up dirty jobs for them.

The Skilled Nigerian/African Tag na packaging

Well played Japan. Well Played

The Kisarazu for Nigerians is real though, they just wanna dismiss it. So focus will die down on them

The day wey the national riot go happen.

Its not gonna be between political parties or religion affiliations or region based.

Its gonna be between the rich and poor. And its gonna be really bloody.

Its been predicted that the future most dangerous war to happen will be between Rich and Poor straaight up

If APC fields Omisore, a un-alived Adeleke will win. Now imagine what A living Adeleke will

The story of Adam and Eve is ONLY TOLD BY RELIGION.

Apart from religion. Is there any book out there that talks about Adam and Eve not relating it to religion..

Some showoffs mofos started this trend.

Street babes wey we dey slam with Indomie n egg plus 500 tfare.

The bois came and offered doze same babes for same services or even less for 10k.

U knw its logic. Next tym wey we wan straff. D said gals feels they are now upgraded and cant accept indomie again. Now chargin 5k and above.

Then the same boiz after enabling doze OS will now complain when same OS he gave 10k last tym now wants 40k. And he be like na gold dey inside.

Mf no remember say his showoffs will affect lots of shits

Semi related but with billions of people dead n buried. The earth is supposed to be covered up with bones

Where are all the deadbodies?
No new cemetery built
The current/old ones still have spaces
Population of people who buries in cemetery is more than the people who bury at home

Treborblue:
. Truth is YOU ARE BROKE ,the day she finds someone who offers ₦50k upkeep OR 200k#,

Since he gives 25k.

U say the day she finds someone who offers 50k its over.

50k too much. The day she finds someone who offers 26k. Its over

The agenda is moving to its permanent site

Even horror movies nowadays are homo themed. So talk shows, reality shows are been triggered to run it too.

E don clear. The homo acceptance is been enabled and spreaded by the MEDIA.

I was there. let me explain what happened.

The king died and it was expected as tradition that when and if a king dies, he should be buried alongside somtin called Abobaku(like a 2-i-c or the kings aides kinda) some1 who is selected usually gets pick as a new king is installed.

So when the King died, the abobaku guy ran away coz he knows he'll be buried alongside the king.

So when he wasn't found, oracle states that the head of kings aides should choose any1 to replace the run away guy.

The info went viral. So everyone bolted with their families and abandoned the village to avoid been chosen.

MistyDense:
Handed down, not "handed over"

Thanks for the correction.

UK monarchs dey do am, Indians, Some part of Chinese dey run am on a steady. Dey follow their beliefs against science

Depends on the beliefs your forefathers handed over.

Make una dey try buy wristwatches or Shirts atyms.

And make u no use am insult am 2moro oo. Coz b u knw now. Women go say , u that I'm managing, i used to buy boxers for him o. 😂

Just like serial killers commit crimes on Halloween day as a dope escape route

Same as Nigerians do rituals on celebratory occassions n festivals as a confirm escape route

No think am o. She fit dey find husband so oo. Carrying coded ritual so noone codes

DJ chicken doing rituals claiming contents n skits.

No think am sha. E fit e for fun sha 😁

Most house wives do that too

Deadlier than house helps.

😂 😂 😂

UK passengers can use their phones during flights, but with certain restrictions. Here's what you need to know ¹:


Nigerians make una learn. All those restrictions involved putting on airplane mode or turn off. U can use ur phone doest. Involve making calls. U fit dey snap, watch downloaded movies etc.



- *Airplane Mode Required*: Phones must be in airplane mode, which disables cellular, Wi-Fi, and Bluetooth connections to prevent interference with the aircraft's communication systems.
- *Usage During Flight Stages*: Typically, phones can be used in airplane mode during the cruise phase of flight, but it's best to follow the airline's specific guidelines. During takeoff and landing, phones are usually required to be turned off or in airplane mode.
- *Making Calls and Sending Texts*: Making voice calls or sending texts is generally prohibited on UK airlines unless the aircraft is specially equipped with an approved mobile phone control system. Even then, the crew will inform passengers when it's allowed.
- *Airline Policies*: Different airlines may have varying rules regarding electronic device usage during flights. Some may permit the use of devices in airplane mode throughout the flight, while others might have additional restrictions.
- *Security Screening*: When going through airport security, passengers are required to remove their phones and other electronic devices from their bags for X-ray screening.

shox:
Soon , women go pay to get bleeped 😁😁😁😁

Hahahaha hehehehe

No be soon. Its happening on a slow noise already. Tables don dey turn.

And women will do it worse than when men pay 4 it.

If our leaders tries to seperate us by tribe and it doesn't work, they try region and ethnicity, if it doesn't work, they try political party affiliations, if it doesn't work, they try status (rich or poor), if it doesn't

They apply the Almighty formula - Religion, works 100%

If u wanna scam any1 through any means and it doesn't, try using religion, u fit get luck.
God said, God told me, God instructed me

The problem with the Usage of AI is that it will one time soon replace God

AI was supposed to get infos about past or present.
Now u used it to ask a question relating to future and peeps will believe it unfortunately and get disappointed when future comes and its not so

By year 2090, what if nothing changed and u been don dey believe say 2050 don sup.

AI uses todays stuffs to predict the future.

If u ask AI how many goals PsG fit score. It probably will tell u 2 and above same as human prediction based of its current form. But they only scored 1.


Y'all need to see AI as prediction tool based on how tinz dey roll and not EXACT.

Ask AI when Philadelphia will be underwater in the future with dates. U'll just smile or frown.

Nickisindigo:
You they lick sperm ni or how do you the smell of it

Nose is used for smell not Tongue