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Its called Post sex guilt.

No big deal

Bandits no allow me for village.

Security hasn't done anything positive so far.

Wats d joy in entering a farm to see dead bodies instead of ripe onions, potatoes and yams

ambasi:
The question is what happen after nysc when you don dey use to collect 142k/month

Hmmn.

When God carry eyelash give them, dem remove am, use pencil draw am back

They never appreciate doing things naturally.

U dont wanna have kids yet, THEN DONT HAVE SEX.

But u wan dey f*ck anyhow without consequences.
Just dey play ooo

Just 2 couples taking a picture

You must have a superpower to recognize true love.

These days wey guys dey pay dowry just to bang their no sex B4 marriage girlfriends.

Nysc is Paramilitary that engages in physical exercises. Wetin bring religious beliefs enter this one.

Do the Military wear skirts ?

Its like saying Paramedics n Paralegals have different dress codes and beliefs than the actual Docs and Lawyers

Its a Paramilitary that engages in semi military exercises for physical preparedness before being deployed to PPA's. How does that relates to beliefs religiously?

Well, this is Nigeria. Soon Hisbah will want hijabs to be allowed during nysc.

Then the nysc scheme will become a place where preachings will be done on batch bases.

SmartPolician:
Tinubu should keep their $100k each for them. Like I always argue, Nigeria has the money. It's better the ladies got it than Tinubu and his goons loot it.

He hasn't settled doctors n teachers
If u think the girls get it b4 tinubu n his goons loot it. Think again.

Him n his goons have looted it already and using left overs to settle dis gals. To promote their 2027 ambitions

U knw whether ur friend don kpai

Do u know if things hasn't gelled yet

To be successful no by American visa atyms

Wat if he's living in the slum with no phone

U helped him doesn't mean he'll help u bak.
Its life.

Cougar 2some.

Dope

One irate employee will make a move on the CEO. He/she aint the first and won't be d last.

I'll be needing AI to wash my cloths, dry them and iron them. And not think or write for me


If the AI malfunction. U'll still need a human to fix and maintain it.

As we dey allow AI do everything so. Future go bloody.

I stayed in a place like this around 2014.

I was the only guy. Dem been no wan allow caretaker pick me sef onto say guys that have stayed and left no dey like pay light and refuse bills and participate in cleaning...

Caretaker sha allow me. First 4months. I no appear. 😂. I was in same town o. Then i started coming 3days, disappear other days.
I dropped my number incase of anything. My nepa bills na on point, i dey pay steady.

Dem fear me die. Coz all thru, i was moving like a ghost. Make dem dey argue or fight. I nak earpiece, i no send dere papa

Na good morning join us.

All girls do.

Na the frequency differs. But THEY ALL DO

Where are his papers, deport him asap if he cant provide one.

Colombia would be nice

If someone writes, Qualities my woman must have. Esp with virginity and respectful traits

We'll have to revisit DMX's music titled WHO LET THE DOGS OUT.

The union or association will make massive hit track titled NOISE

What the heck is Vini doing in a legends match?

Nemesis0147:
Why are most of them tracing their ancestry home these days

Its an escape strategy.

Incase US or Western nations becomes too toxic (which it always is for rich black folks at some point, as we have seen with past dudes)

Most black celebrities have places in Africa dey come to, to reflect and far from the US noise.

Places like Cape Verde is home to some. Bostwana, Mauritius, Tanzania Seychelles ain't left out.

Dont just assume Grok magically disappeared to the past to get info and came bak to the present to deliver update.

It summarizes based on all info available online to make conclusions.

The King wants to take revenge on you on wat falcons did to his team

No wonder she has been saying nice things about him. As if she knows him too well.

Women.

Family talks n discussion is very deep. Its not as simple as people think. Its different everywhere

I've seen people who have toxic family members, distanced himself gradually and stayed away, only to appear on VERY important occasions. Not Christmas or any festive. But extra important occasions.

Had pals who were like a family to him.
When things went south, he was shocked to see his so called evil uncle or toxic aunty came to his rescue in police roping case.

Friends left and few who stayed couldn't help.
The unc and anty still said u just left without trace it was so so so that told us you were in trouble, we had to gather some family members to donate so we can do something.

U may think ,the unc or anty was responsible for his predicament. So dey can be heroes. U may or may not be correct

The thing deep

IndecentStar pays better

Cape Verde didn't make the list.

Thats surprising

That's just the INSTRUCTIONS.

NO BIG DEAL.

WHEN U SEE THE QUESTIONS, U R EXPECTED TO BE OPEN MINDED, USE COMMON SENSE, DONT RUSH.

EXAMS LIKE THIS U NEED BETTER SENSE. 😂.

After all these.

PLEEEEEEASE DELETE THAT SPOON FROM EXISTENCE.

i didnt say throw it away or bury it

Delete it from this earth STRAAAIGHT UP.

EVEN WITH MY EVIL UNCLES. I STILL GRADUATE.

Maybe the uncles actually want make u graduate b4 dem begin operation

One said bride price just increased
Mtchewwww. Maybe na one of those gender warriors o. Men are scum gang

Rexymania:
Jews hate Christians

Nigerians will disagree.

And they haven't stepped foot in Israel

Charley boy don dey yarn openly now coz of bus stop name change.

In Nigeria, we keep mute until it affects us

Its normal. It will take decades to adjust.

Some generations go need die sef.

Even the charly boy busstop had a previous name before it became charly boy and it took time to even stick

They keep creating new names for prostitution to sound woke.