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HawkTuahGirl:
It's a fantasy, they all wish for, maybe once in a while. But in reality most girls don't want it everyday.

Person with big gbola will find it difficult to do ta ta ta without hurting the girl. Except if the girl na borehole.

As gbola get size, toto sef get size o.

It's really a fantasy they all have.

A gal said she likes a guy that buys her gifts, opens d door 4her, surprises her at work, kisses her both private n public, she likes a guy that does something spontaneous and bla bla bullshit.

Finally she found a guy that does all that, YES DOES EVERYTHING SHE FANTASIZES. them boom she discovered thats not actually what she wants and that's waht someone else wanted and she copied.

She now prefers a guy thats bold, free and thug like. Dem no dey try understand women o.

Na so dem go use fantasy kill themsef.

Last week for my area. One smallie was smashed and rushed to hospital. Summary - pussy was sewn. Gbola wey she feel say others want, she want am. Baba tear am..it was an ugly scene. Now the whole street knows and wants to collect their share when she heals.

In Nigeria. when you run outta points and ideas.

Just switch to religious angle.

They'll cheat on each other with a DICK.

E no go even tey wey e go happen.

Dey might or might not forgive each other. But say prick no go cause wahala at d end na lie.

SporaD8:
Exactly what she'd like to do! Her concern however is that her swinging janglover will distract the guys.
But you guys too like to do sef - there's nothing wrong with a lady going au naturel!

She wants to trend. She cant even do it in her room.

She shouldn't be denied. She's bothered about guys looking at the danglings. Same babe also looks at the guys with 6 packs and muscles and get distracted. Its natural. She should open breast and work and lets see if she can last 1hour

Topless means topless (nothing at all)

They should allow her to go topless
No singlet, no bra, nothing, just her boobs dangling around while she walks n works - thats topless

Na by herself she go normal again.

The way rufai dey roll

SDP will become the new NNPP.

RUN

A 10 year old having access to mobile device..

She'll fall into strangers trap
She'll fall into known people's trap
She'll get porn pop ups here and there.
She'll be exposed to stuffs she ain't supposed to know

And finally.. somebody should shoot that nigg@ in the leg, after 10mins of bleeding, shoot him in the shoulder, after 20mins shoot him in the heart. U'll be helping us reduce population of paedophiles. They dont deserve prison, they deserve brutal death

Social Media is a disease.

Making foolish people have a say for fame and recognition

Squere:
Its not like I play or laugh. I'm just quite and easygoing. However, I'm going with your advice

The quiet and easy going types are the types that can easily switch to another personality.

I ain't bragging. But u do that and u'll be regarded even if na only greetings level.
When u see somtin dats not ur concern. Dont react. If dem wan make u yarn. Just drop any short words to escape. Avoid ur usual gatherings, avoid ''broda make we come play ludo na''

One thing is for certain. U'll have peace

One simple tiny step.

Act like a sadist

Most neighbors are users and will complain that you are not a good person when u dnt wanna be used no more

D issue be say una don too play.

In alll d places I've stayed. Omo na boundaries o. D only time wey we dey discuss na when we dey gather nepa money. We are on mature levels, greetings and regards. Thats all.. i no dey smile. People are users and Motherf*ckers will b d first to talk behind ur back if u wanna break dere using cycle

Sweet delicious update.

Trust is a word that only exists in the dictionary

Painting - with finesse and skills. In few months of learning. Ur creativity will draw clients to you

Agriculture - any aspect of it. It requires finance though and a lot of enthusiasm.

Barbing - easy to learn and in a year of disciplined learning. U can open a shop in a demand area. Be creative in this field too. Ur shop shud look nice as much as d work of ur hands

Tech - ain't saying nada about this one. Coz i know nada about it.

Food - think small and large. And see where u could fit in. Pasteries sell but u'll need serious learning from legit source (tutor)

Join someone on an existing business. Make sure u have an idea about it or u just like the business. Watch n learn . Invest and be a shareholder first b4 standing alone

NEVER TOO LATE TO PICK UP

Me - Hello VDM - Food don land bros
VDM - I'll expose this fool and the person bankrolling him
Me - Do what u can bro, keep cooking.

Go for monster, red bull or lucozade.

The rest are 99% fake

U are experiencing stuff like that. Go to a hospital not social media.

Here u'll get diagnosis from a carpenter or welder and u'll believe them

Authoreety:
The fact that the ants are attracted to the outer part of the condom shows that it's actually the GIRLS fluid they are scavenging...


Meanwhile, could this be real?

U valid. The gal it was used for should go for a test.
She don carry some gbezzzz

Can even remember the last time i sat in front of a TV to watch anything - movies, football, music.

Some will even start a movie and won't complete it - electricity, lack of interest along d way

Some will be infront of a TV but for 2hours, na phone dem dey press.

Even hotels dont dey use scopes n formats

Current DSTV has no content, repetition is like Jollof rice to them. Its boring, no any interesting programs. Its all bullshit nowadays

tjman:
Wait o!
How did this guy kill so many women without getting caught?
And his ex-wife escaped??
Something is not adding up.
Maybe he had powerful connections 🤔 What do you guys think?

Serial killers have different motives
Some dont

They are mostly people u dont suspect

Dat bros on ur street that claims capone or don might be one spineless scumbag BTS.

That nigg* people laff at, spit on and all. Sayin he has no levels might actually be comfortable enuff to murder a person without remorse

I am a cool looking guy. It was a festive period and i slaughtered 15 broiler chickens, remove d feathers and did d cutting with my glasses on and an apron to claim neatness.

My niece of 16yr old walked up to me, said somtin to me and later told everyone at dinner. It was a large family.

What did she say, u may ask. She said i have a tendency of been a serial killer.

She said i slaughtered n cleaned up 15chickens without remorse, without talking all thru, sipping somtin i mixed as a drink. And i love watching national geographic esp where lions, snake, volcanoes, disasters are d subject of discuss.

Since then. Everybody dont look at me as a simple, loving dude anymore. They stilll do but u'll see that space and spark aint there.

I am not a serial killer. But if i was, I'll push my gig somewhere far coz that niece of mine read me like a book to d whole f*cking family.

That sh*t takes guts. Its evil. Those people claim they were possessed but na lie. Those guys r experimentists.

Saga16:
Fine girl wey get sense.

Your future is secure.

No just misbehave.

She will misbehave. My certainty after using some formulae is 89%

A gal thinking of marriage is also inside d same condition as d dude
No job
No skill
No money
Stays with parent etc

Once dem.born u and u be boy.
Life dey lead u. Even handicapp options. U fit no see draw..

Life aint f*cking fair

I read it beautifully despite the words censor parolz

Economic war is more brutal than physical wars

Unseen blood will flow

The Husband
The Doctor

Who get bar pass?

Make she ansa me oo

Jonathan:
Life...

Why do so many girls like and prefer to be wife to a man whose mother is Late?

RIP to Mama Eazi. Rest on Maale.

Its Life. Dey wanna avoid drama coz in all d men's beef they may have, THEY STILL HATE THEIR OWN GENDER.


And las las whoever their daughter in laws will be in the future will also pray that they (mothers of their boo) are dead b4 they marry their sons. And d cycle continues.

Boom..

So if be celeb..i come travel leave 9ja..

I go begin explain to strangers why i had to leave abi.
Otueeeh.

I go even dey like d rumours about me as e dey spread. I go be like Kunle Churchill who doesn't make comment or statement on anything said about him.

Talk about me, i MUTE. Even if na allegations, so far court no call me to come talk..i mute

advanceDNA:
Nigga is just postponing the inevitable.....

🤣🤣🤣😁

WeNoGoDie:
Satanism in broad daylight

Gbaaaaaaam. They are doing things in crystal clear form. The fear of nobody

stano2:
Yeye country…
If it was Jonathan’s time, people would have started protesting. Tell me the reason for this, we are being tax unnecessary and what exactly are we getting for it or are we being used to fund a particular lifestyle for some people

I have said it and will continue to say it

NIGERIANS ARE COWARDS.

Irrespective of tribe, ethnic bullcrap.

NIGERIANS are PROFESSIONAL COWARDS