What does this mean? That they will kill us off or what?

Because we like to eat rice and? What is your own eh? If you don't like rice go and make eba. Or is the rice police chasing you

Mynd44:

True. The dog was playing with them but I don't think the sheep were, that defensive circle is something I have seen in Buffaloes

I've come across several of your comments and it's always struck me odd because youve made examples that this audience would not naturally be familiar with. Are you a forigener or do you watch alot of TV?

Nigeria. My country. Super Eagles for life

AntiNigerian:
Æðislegt!

örugglega

Yes, I am prepared for the Super Chickens to disgrace their country. I expect Nigeria vs Iceland score to be 0 - 100. My team is Iceland. I am now an icelandian. my team will win today

computergeek:
This is funny AF. ShopRite and a handful of other shopping malls are the only sight-seeing centres in many Nigerian states. No zoos, no parks, no fvcking beaches. Shopping malls are for shopping and actually buying stuff, not for celebrating Ramadan and Christmas.

I bet my Python 3.6 Compiler that 90% of these people have no cash to buy anything.

You code? Nice. I'm learning to code. Do you know of any groups I can join to learn more from others?

Super chickens

Nigeria is playing nonsense and I am angry

It has already been predicted. The super chickens will lose

Almost two years ago I fell in love with my boss in my then place of work. We had se.x every night even though he had a girl friend. I felt bad for her but I love him. I couldn't stop. I left a month later and he haven't seen or spoken since. I really miss him. My question is for the guys. Did he ever love me? When we were together he asked me to marry him but I said no. Did he have feelings for me? Does he ever think about me even though we don't talk anymore? Why can't I get over him? Why was I so obsessed with him and till now, can forget him? Is this love.

How has this story reduced the price of pomo in aboju market? Please, fp more educational thing

I will win this. I am a Nigerian and by default know how to embezzle money

Have bicycle shops been put out of business over there?

sapeleboi:
no, mixing raw clement and give him to drink

When I get to Nigeria. I will punish you.

When I was living in Australia, Whenever someone hurts my feelings I want to hurt them back. Some months ago someone annoyed me so I put shiiitt on his door. One girl annoyed me so I super glued her laptop keys, sue can't type with it now. My roommate annoyed me so I urinated in her drinking water and also urinated in her juice and spit in her body cream. One girl annoyed me so I put toilet water in her alcohol. One stupid girl again angered me so I shhit in her bag. One of my class mates annoyed me so I cut his bag. I threw someones water bottle anyway. I destroyed someones slides and threw away her clothes. Now someone has annoyed me and all I can think about is revenge. I want to see him suffer. I told him nicely to stop slamming his door because it wakes me up so I am plotting on how to punish him. Why am I like this? Is there something wrong with me?

Chai. we have been disgraced again. Everyday Nigeria will be disgraced. Is this our portion?

I think I have seen these people before. They tried to scam me years ago in Ikoyi. There are actually four of them; an elderly lady pretended to get off at a stop. Then not long after that there was an "argument" with the lady pictured above and the one driving. The lady was "confessing" that her boss in the north has just died and ran off with the deceased money in dollars. And hide the money in a basket of pepper to bypass law officials. The driver all the while was threatening to turn her in to the police if she didnt share the money with him and everyone else in the car. I became aware that the driver was trying to include me in the conversation. He kept saying that we will go park somewhere and the lady must share her money with everyone. The entire time she was just begging to be ratted out. I didnt realize it was a scam until my dad raised alarm about it later that day. All I wanted was chicken and rice from Chicken republic on issac john street? That was where I was headed. My dad told me this is common and alot of greedy people fall for the scam and lose money.

Is nobody seriously asking why the ring is on her middle finger and not the ring finger?

I am sure we are all aware of Dudu Osun, the black herbal soap we all love to bathe with. One day, I was watching a video on youtube regarding whitening your teeth with bar soap. The lady in the video used dove soap to brush her teeth but I decided to use Dudu Osun soap to brush my teeth because it was what I had with me at the time. Unfortunately, I fell ill with Typhoid soon after. That was the first time I ever got Typhoid. It was horrible but the point is Dudu Osun is not produced in clean environments o! We are using typhoid infested soaps to clean our bodies, how disgusting is that? We are putting disease into our bodies, what is herbal about that? I just want to warn people about the soap. Only God knows what really makes the color of the soap, brown...hint hint it might be shiiiiiiitt.

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