Don't mention Chinese first. Talk about Indians. Those ones are both physically and emotionally abusive.

Send me her number, bro. Let me have a few words with her in private.

Abortions:
COME CASTRATE IT NA I HAV KiDZ ALRedY I HAV NTIN 2 LOSE...U DON CHECK UR JAMB ReSULT?..MY SON WILL BE READY 2 WRITE JAMB IN 3yrs 2 COM WHO KNWS HE mAY mEET U IN D UNI IF U LIKE MAKE NL UR PRIORITY N FAIL UR EXAMS U ARE "OYO"

I caught one rude girl masturbating a male dog. She respects me now. (true story)

Ajibel:
I'm Yoruba. Bae is Igbo but her mum has told her she wont let her marry a non-Igbo guy despite the fact that I understand Igbo and grew up with them.

Give am belle joor! Na dem go beg you.

Fabulocity:
Really? That's weird because I've never seen an Igbo guy interested in a non-Igbo lady.

Fat Lie.

Tunchi101:
bro, I have no idea. What I knw is daht I just don't wanna make d same mistake.

Egbe! Your father made a mistake marrying your mother

Tiv.

I hear say during 'akpako' dem dey tie men join bed make e no fall.

Nothing is more irritating than after reading a very long post on Nairaland, another mumu quotes it fully and drops a short comment. One Progressive01 even even quoted it twice. SMH!

Silly setup by the Federal government. Who the heck takes machetes and small tiger generator to a gunfight?
Keep up the Nollywood show, but we know the real Islamic terrorists are from the Sunni sect.

Cool money!