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TheSeeker where you at? I dey feel you too

Hmmmm, Ikamefa which language you belong to sef? You hear all the WA ZO BIA, i like dat. Your expatiation for this issue na correct.

MrCrackles:
Nigeria and stupid myths!

But wait a minute? why eat mango after garri?

No wonder ya'all have kwashiorkor and Co.!

Pssf

Kai shut up there aje-butter! We all know its not good but was that was causes kwashiokor?

nature262:
Lol., wud av but i dont eat mango u try , If the result is true find a way to post b4 u exit
at least do it for name sake

You brought the idea my dear friend. We are still waiting your response about the result.

Mr More:
rashidi yekini, juluis aghahowa, victor ikpeba, and so on,

khanye:
Rashidi Yekini & Victor Agali

jalether:
you are three much as deadly as it gets

When season start una eye go shine na as usual. Keep hating man U,Red Devil remains the Boss of England n King of Europe.

platinumnk:
chai!! where can i order a magic carpet??!!!!!

It saves gas right?!

Go to www.platinummonkey.com      

PERVERT9:
leave matter na there we hold our last meeting blood plenty there well well and dem blood sweet no be small including me?

You are indeed a funny crew. Why dont you move forward to North Korea and do some meetings there? They gat fresh "Akaras" to serve you with.  

platinumnk:
nah. . .  if I was someppl on NL would be dead by now

Abeg people like? Some list pls

Abeg make una give me the addy to una meeting place, I wan send some of my friends come from middle east. (Hope una know what that means)? They go come BOMB BLAST una heads comot.

If you fall victim just let it go. SHIT HAPPENS!!!

You are mistaken for inserting Anderson's name in that list. Do you watch matches at all?

;d ;d ;d

switch47:
@TUDOR
No mind that guy NATUREZ he is a glory hunter , The devil is a lair this time !! man united wont win the league next season. na their birth right?

I never said we want to win anything go back and re-read what I had said.

Nawa ooooo! Love and Like for Naija = E get as e dey do me  

nature262:
What about coke n mango has anyone also tried that
lab rat needed

You can volunteer yourself as the lab rat. Try it and let us hear the result. We'll gladly welcome your result Mr Nature262

I no hear from you again Mr Tudor. I hope you've understand the koko better now? Don't get Woman Utd wrong my brother. We The Best {DJ Khaled} , Haters can Crump!

You yarn tight my brother. There are lots like that but, you know suck lady might not go for a low lifer even after the sugar she's sitting on licking at home. She'll prefer to add to those sugar at home and that might make the Impo-guy loose at the end of the day if the wife's service provider is rich too.

even better, the day some low life get her pregnant, the wealthy husband will claim the kid to keep the charade going!

What if the low life wants his baby by himself and not to be claimed by some sex-unable man because they are wealthy? Don't you think that's palaver coming through? The man should just accept defeat of life,care n love from his wife like Liverpool dealt with Real madrid in UEFA last season home and away

I like you {Seeker} with that quote "love". How on earth can she stay in that marriage when she knows she'll not be serve as an house wife to the complete level and no kids will be involve in their marriage? She must have clapped and laughed him because she knew after all she'll be "taking over" like DJ Khalid since they are in wedlock. She stayed for the MONEY. All she need to do was to take care of him as his nanny {cook for him,chat with him,live in the house with him and lull him to sleep when its time for bed} all the other activities will be found outside the house {marriage} from another lucky man.
What a looser world team that guy chose.

I want all the ladies to sincerely answer this one please.
A man that was impotent went online{internet} in search for a loved one. He met a lady and they dated for a period of time and loved themselves but yet to meet physically. During their love 'wan-tin-tin', the guy never told her about his impotency because he doesn't want to loose her (she's beautiful and busty). Later they met and continued with their love,the guy was cute too and very wealthy. They never had sex because the guy pretended to be religious and wants it after marriage. On the wedding day when all has been celebrated and it was time for honeymoon,they left for the chosed place for the next agenda but fortunately the guy says he wants to relax for a while to cool off all day stress (delay tactics).
On the long run,she discovered that he was impotent,all she did was to laugh and clapped for him. She stayed in the marriage and she wasn't a virgin. What kept her? I don't believe women can still marry incomplete men these days.

OWEN: REDS CAN REIGNITE MY CAREER
Michael Owen spoke to MUTV ten minutes after signing for United. Here's a transcript of his first exclusive interview with Mandy Henry,
How does it feel to have signed for Manchester United?
It feels great. I never even had it in my wildest dreams really but then I got the call from the manager (Sir Alex) to come and meet him. It was a shock but I’m obviously really happy and things have moved quickly since then.
Players probably don’t need much persuasion to move to a club like United but what did the manager have to say to you?
We just discussed football really and the pros and cons of signing myself. Thankfully there were more pros than cons. From my point of view, I just wanted to talk about football so we left David Gill and my agent to talk about the rest. Then it was a case of show me the paperwork and where I have to sign. I’m delighted to have signed.
I presume at the end of last season you didn’t think you’d be playing for Manchester United this season?
No, I probably had a poor spell up at Newcastle but prior to that, my career was very good and I’m sure a top club like this can reignite my career. Hopefully I can score a few goals and help the team to more success.

"I'd like to think that everyone was quite surprised with my medical. "I've obviously passed them before, and my fitness is high. A lot is made out of it but I certainly don't feel like I'm injury prone. "I want to thank Sir Alex for the faith he has shown in me and I give him my assurance that I will repay him with my goals and performances."

OWEN FACTFILE
ENGLAND 89 games, 40 goals
LIVERPOOL (Trainee - August 2004) 297 games, 158 goals
REAL MADRID (August 2004 - August 2005) 40 games, 14 goals
NEWCASTLE (August 2005 - July 2009) 79 games, 30 goals

When he was at Liverpool he wasn't a bum, At Real Madrid he wasn't a bum and his first 2 seasons at Newcastle he wasn't a bum then also,right? Just because he had a season flop then he's now a wussie or a looser. Wa he the only one at Newcastle? Why don't our own fellow Naija boy 'Obagoal' score goals and save them from relegation?
When Drogba had a bad game at last season's UEFA Semi finals,we all accused him to be a flop meanwhile he just had a few bad games,he'll still be a super boy at Stamford bridge this season.
"When someone has been good and became bad in a day,he's still a good person,that day was just a mistake and when you are bad and became good in 24 hours,my guy forget that thing that person na still BADDO,he just became good mistakenly for a day.

@ Tudor
I can see how afraid you are to tell me your club,you already its a bum. We might be a woman united but we still rule all the murder f*cking premiership clubs. People like you are easy to know where they belong,its "Assnal" i know(Loser's club).

What you also need to get into your heads is that,Owen has never been a bum in his career and he will never be in Man U. He might have been an injury prone last season but 'watch out for him this season,he'll be a changed man under Fergie.

Don't worry Seeker I'll contact Fergie to reach out to you. Your signing will be the number 2 shock signing of the summer. Who knows,you might be the next D-Ronaldo .

Tudor,I'm still waiting to know your D*ck riding club.

yea i know it, its the hunky called owen/
watch him crash manure like a 776 Boeing/
its tha end of their era they gota pay wat they owing/
the rise n the fall of the red devil is yet to be mind blowing/

{Eyonigger}
What if he doesn't crash manure? He might be old but don't forget he's been a good player from time both international level and club side. And don't forget,my reserve team is enough to stay strong in the premiership without relegation. So, purchase of just one old player will never bring me down.

Its the Red devil for life!!!

@ Tudor
Before i know what to say to you can you tell me the club you belong to? I have heard about you,you've stepped on my feet and i'd spat on your face.

Na wa oooo! Why we naija too dey fear death or sickness? Meanwhile, we dey among the disease carrying country in Africa. That thing no dey shake anybody,if anyone takes it and fell sick its coincident. I have done it several times when still kid,in fact i went to the extent of using mango juice (mango water) drink garri sef but, man pikin never die.

Its not good though hygienically,but black man no dey shake with such little mixture. What about people wey dey take over dose concussion of agbo,jedi etc?

You wey dey find scape goat,no try am o at your age now, because that compartment wey dey prevent young black man getting affected from such things go don weak for una body oo (I sure say you go don dis-virgin almost 100x)

Enjoy!!!

I search google i no see any naija musician official website,na only D'banj own i see there. Abeg shey na only him get sense among them ni? All i see about the remaining artist are website forum link,news link and all that. Abeg anybody wey get their websites make he help me post am here.

Now that we have lost the likes of Cristiano Ronaldo and Carlos Tevez,what are the supposed player we need to buy to keep our been champion rolling? Buying Valencia alone doesn't solve our problem in the attack. Rooney and Berbatov needs more assistance from both wing sides. If Valencia plays from the right,who'll play from the left so that Rooney will be able to play in his appropriate position (centre),so that we could earn more goals. Tosic is a substitute player,therefore we need to buy one more professional player that is capable of player wings and centre attack in order to swap with Rooney like he does with Ronaldo. We need someone like Karim Benzema or David Villa and Tosic would be a sub for any of them in cases of injury or out of play, and others like Welbeck,Macheda,Manucho n Campbell will be subs too in case of injuries.

In the mid-field we have Carrick,Fletcher,Scholes,Anderson,Giggs,Ji Su Park,Hargreaves,Possebon and Gibson. The only active members are just Carrick,Anderson and Fletcher. Scholes and Giggs are old and are retiring. Hargreaves is a looser with injury and J S Park is weak while Possebon and Gibson are still young in talent for the position. We need 2 more matured mid-fielders who will assist Carrick and Fletcher in the middle.

At the defense, i wonder what Neville is still doing in the team,he should be taking to the reserve team to captain them there. We need a full back to help Wes Brown and Rafael so that Oshe'a would be a sub for central and left full back. This season is not going to be a easy tax,we need to strengthen our team so we wouldn't be loosing like Arsenal and Liverpool.

And lastly for Baba (Fergie), he should make sure he leaves at the end of this season so he wouldn't start receiving defeat in his carrier before leaving man U as a coach. At least he should be preparing to help us search for a good replacement of himself with the likes of Mourinho or Carlos.


MAN U for LIFE!!!