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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NaughtyBrainiac: 12:28am On Oct 15
feran15:
to be honest, not enough volume here for full time work, you can spend an hour waiting for the next ride and even then it's you and 20 other people in the area doing first to click on indrive.


Bolt might be better, but the prices are too bad last I checked
Na wa o. Thank you for the feedback
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NaughtyBrainiac: 9:39pm On Oct 13
feran15:
that's interesting, in ibadan here it's almost always two.

the negotiation is always ×1.15 and ×1.3

surprised that you guys have even lower multipliers in Lagos
Hi Brother, is this e-hailing business profitable for Drivers in Ibadan?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NaughtyBrainiac: 10:30am On Oct 05
Nairamotive:
This is now the average earnings in Abuja on Sundays.
46600 + 4000(offline) = 50,600
Fuel - 23050
Profit = 27,550

Any further drop in the price/KM, you can't double the fuel.

I was aggressive with that KM , and avoided some crazy long trips with very low fare.
I focused just on trips of 7km-20km max.
Anything above that will mostly give you 250-270/km which will affect the earning.

Just sharing for anyone that finds it useful
How many hours of work did it take you to achieve this please?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NaughtyBrainiac: 9:08pm On Sep 30
Pearl1910:
So basically they should provide the lowest rides fares to riders through discounts, vouchers and reduced fares while giving drivers the highest earning possible through bonus and lowest commissions.

All for what? When and how are they gonna make this money back? Cos d moment they start increasing commissions we will all shout. And if they increase the fares back Riders will leave them.

For me more apps coming to compete in this space will only drag d price further down. The current App companies should collaborate or govt should regulate them to standardize the fares.

If I where in govt I would force Indrive and Bolt to have comparable prices with Lagride so as to make them desirable. Right now they hardly get customers cos the difference in price between Lagride and Bolt/Indrive is like night and day.

All over the world, Germany, UK, Spain, China, even Kenya and Tanzania, the govt regulates prices and fixes minimum fares to ensure a decent earning for the Industry players and protest the jobs of regular taxis.

To be honest, how would u feel if u were a yellow taxi operator after Uber and Bolt came into Nigeria? Bolt especially crashed trips of 5k to less than 2k.
Na only God sabi when Naija Government go fit do that kind thing. When there are several major things they are yet to attend to. Hmmmm
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NaughtyBrainiac: 8:51pm On Sep 30
tojahh:
Make I no talk sha... But seem there will be another Azonto Dancing soon. 😂

The earlier you realize protest can't give you anything in this line of business the better for you. You can't protest your way to your dream fare.

But what do I know?
What's now the way to getting the dream fare?😩
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NaughtyBrainiac: 4:49pm On Sep 30
Nelochukwu:
My brother u r not reasoning rubbish ooo. Iz sad that even drivers don't see themselves worth earning that much. D drivers believe d job is for low lives hence no need for regulation just do as u like as long as u see food chop no reasoning about d future.

There is a union tho in the past they were bought over by d app companies but now there is new resolve to make it work this time.

Drivers are the power house of e hailing and only 50% can enforce desired result from the total shutdown.
Low lives? Dem dey craze. A lot of NURTW guys are not low lives. Some of them have 3 houses and even more. You will see some Keke Drivers that have 2 good houses. So, na e-hailing Driver come be low life? Person wey get good car, dress well, speak good English etc Ah 😂
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NaughtyBrainiac: 11:07am On Sep 30
Hello Experienced Drivers,

I have zero experience in this e-hailing thing, but I feel Drivers have so much power in this e-hailing Ecosystem.

If Drivers decide to boycott a particular company, there is no way such company won't feel the heat.

I know that total boycott is not possible because some Drivers will not cooperate for reasons ranging from short-sightedness to desperation because they rely on driving for their next meal. Nevertheless, even without total boycott, a company would still feel the heat.

In addition, is it not possible to have like a Union that represents the interest of Drivers?

Even Barbers, Hairdressers dey get Union.

I just feel there should be a solution to these complaints that Drivers have.

A Driver that owns a car that's worth 7 miilion naira, and spends 40 hours per week driving , should be able to comfortably boast of at least 700k monthly take home.

Abi na me dey reason rubbish? 😆
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NaughtyBrainiac: 9:27pm On Sep 29
obacasmir:
Before indrive 10k trip turn into 2 hours..
why do I find this funny? 😂
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NaughtyBrainiac: 9:48am On Sep 29
@ Shimmaa and Danremmy, I have zero experience when it comes to e-hailing. However I can contribute using general business experience.

I think you misunderstood Eazilyfe. Here is what I think:

1. Danremmy said he has 5 years experience. And that's exactly why he was pissed off. He is too experienced for that kind of offer. He has seen things and he is not desperate. A less experienced and more desperate Driver would take that offer.

2. I totally agree with Shimmaa that the pickup and drop off time will be very challenging. However, a Driver that is not experienced in e-hailing would still likely take that offer (especially a Driver that also doesn't like working at night). Location of the owner and location of the Driver is also important. Nevertheless, the pickup and drop off thing could still be negotiated.

3. Talking about Repairs: They could both agree to set aside 5k daily for Repairs & Maintenance (5000×25 = 125,000 monthly). Any month they spend less, the balance would be split as profit. If they spend more (the owner pays out of pocket and deduct the following month). I feel the former would happen more often than the latter.

4. Sharing Formula: This is left for the Driver to research and arrive at an average expected daily Net earnings (After deducting cost of fuel, commission, 5k for Repairs & maintenance). This will properly guide him on what percentage to negotiate. 60% owner, 40% Driver is just an asking price. The Driver can negotiate what favours him.

At the end of the day, the Owner is coming with the business Capital and the Driver is coming with Time and Expertise. The Owner has an advantage of keeping his Asset (Car) in good shape because the Driver shares part of the liability. He drives more carefully. The owner is only exposed to risk of losing his car to theft, major accident, etc. If he thinks he wants protection, he can decide to go for comprehensive insurance.

Overall: An experienced Driver wouldn't want such deal, but there are several inexperienced Drivers and Drivers in need that'd go for it. Some people are just looking for a hustle that can guarantee them 150k take home monthly. The person might later get the 150k monthly for 6 months and his taste would increase o. He could even see better offers while driving and grab a better offer.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NaughtyBrainiac: 9:34am On Sep 28
[quote author=MoonlightDrive post=140763400][/quote]Thank you so much for your contribution, I appreciate.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NaughtyBrainiac: 7:58pm On Sep 26
Nairamotive:
I am in Abuja .

Abuja prices are something else.
My best advice for you, work only Saturday and Sunday to save you from high maintenance cost.

Just imagine working on a Monday from morning till evening and your profit will just be around 15k average and if one thing spoil in the car, you might spend above that. That can be very frustrating.

I work only those two days and I make an average of 50k profit for the two days, that's 200k a month then budget maintenance 50k

It's better that way and use other days to look for something else to do.

Except when government is ready to fight these apps
Hmmm. Thank you bro
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NaughtyBrainiac: 1:11am On Sep 26
AutoTechDoyz:
1. The map will be sufficient most of the time. And you can always tell your riders to let you know if you're going in the wrong direction as you're not familiar with route

2. You have the answer.

3. You definitely need to change the oil.

4. Every time the 'maintenance required' light pops up

5. I don't know the kind of security you mean here.
Thank you so much for your response. I appreciate.

For the security: I mean anti-theft security. Should I go for those kill switches or Tracker?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NaughtyBrainiac: 8:42am On Sep 25
Nelochukwu:
Yesterday i did only one trip from mainland to Elevation church that pistis conference. Stayed at their car park for almost 3.30hrs looking for dignifying ride before I blew empty 43km back to my office. embarassed

No be say I no fit run am cause like I explained I will profit but becos I have seen different phases of this hustle it will be a crime to plus thank God ultimately I don't need to.

But this is ridiculous from the riders app companies and drivers shocked

See if we don't do something it will get worse ooo. And these riders are beconymire entitled grin. But some are very considerate carried one lady and if u see how she was asking me questions I just say this one na welfare officer for church grin very kind and concerned. How are u guys coping etc.

Just see lamentions of yesterday alone wey I capture. Omo folks using fuel how una dey do am huh
"Welfare Officer" made me forget my worries for a minute. I don laugh tire
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NaughtyBrainiac: 8:38am On Sep 25
dahflemzy:
When you enter Abuja, tag me so I can add you to our group on WhatsApp. There are lots of drivers you can learn from. Me inclusive. Abuja is not as profitable as Lagos but you can make something tangible and okay if you’re using your own ride. it’s also more easier to navigate here than Lagos. I be Lagos guy and I know wetin I Dey talk
Thank you so much brother. I will reach out to you
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NaughtyBrainiac: 9:16pm On Sep 24
Eazilyfe:
Bro, welcome. If you have been following the thread we have discussed tips and challenges we have faced and some we are still facing(bad fares).

For me the main thing that helped is i started in Lagos which i'm a bit familiar with roads and places, Its an added advantage

Jst sabi use google maps, learn new roads/alternative routes

Dont pick bad price. Be respectful, neat car, minimal conversation except the riders feels comfortable with it or initiated it

Keep checking the thread and ask questions, most of the things said you cant know it until you experience it. Experience will teach you more, tips will help a little

There are some places i have been to and vowed not to accept ride there again
Thank you so much for your contribution
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NaughtyBrainiac: 7:03pm On Sep 24
vivalavida:
For a mechanic, look no further from @kingreign. He is an abuja based mechanic.
Thank you
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NaughtyBrainiac: 1:36pm On Sep 24
Nelochukwu:
My brother im sorry bout what u going Tru. Honestly this period is not the best to join especially with the tool you want to use. I believe it carries the venza engine 2.5L that's d same engine my rav4 09 carries.

Please whatever you do stick to indrive as iz easier to calculate ur trips and know for certain were d trip is going exactly. I've never driven in Abuja but autotechdoyz advised u on places not to go.

Godspeed broski
Thank you so much for your input Brother. Yes, you are right, it's venza engine that's in it. It will consume more fuel than a 1.8 Litre engine right?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NaughtyBrainiac: 1:35pm On Sep 24
AutoTechDoyz:
I don't even know what advice to give you now. It's so tough out there. Perhaps you should stick to indrive as it shows distance to destination before accepting a request, you'd decide if the fare is fair.

Never ever and ever go to nyanya/maraba/ado axis. Sometimes that axis can show up as Karu. But there's Karu site just before nyanya bridge, which is still ok and could show up as Karu. Any old Karu should be avoided. To be on the safe side, just avoid the entire area, along with gwagwalada, kuje, buhari, ushafa etc.
Thank you so much for your input Brother.

1. Since I don't know Abuja, I hope the map will be sufficient for me to navigate and serve Riders well?

2. How do you think I can get a good and trusted mechanic for Totoya in Abuja?

3. The vehicle's Odometer is currently at 115k and the vehicle is currently saying "maintenance required". Does this mean I have to take the vehicle for oil change?

4. How many miles should I count for every oil change? 5000 miles?

5. The Vehicle does not currently have any form of security. I am thinking of doing that. What type of security option would you advise please?

I will be coming back for more questions as the need arises. Thank you so much.

cc: Pearl1910 Themoderator Nelochukwu Eazilyfe Glithronix shimmaa cyif2003 solasola moonlightdrive
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NaughtyBrainiac:
Good morning Brothers,

Thank you for keeping the thread alive, may the Lord bless your hustles and elevate you all.

I am going through some challenges, so I decided to relocate to Abuja. The main thing I intend to do there will start around June 2027, but I just want to go ahead and familiarise myself with a lot of things there(I have never lived in Abuja).

I cannot just go there and be doing nothing for 9 months. Consequently, I decided to go with a car and start e-hailing. I have read a lot of discouraging things about the current state of this venture. However, I am hoping I could still give it a tey since it is not something I want to do for too long.

The car I intend to use is a Toyota Camry 2010/2011. The car is in good condition.

Please note that I am not an expert expert driver. I have learnt driving since 2010, but I don't drive regularly. However, I have done some interstate travels of 1hour, 2 hours before.

What advice do you have for me please?

Thank you.

cc: Pearl1910 Autotechdoyz Themoderator Nelochukwu Eazilyfe Glithronix shimmaa cyif2003 solasola moonlightdrive
Politics › Re: Reject Vote Buying, Vote Out Incompetent Leaders - Rotimi Makinde by NaughtyBrainiac: 12:34pm On Jun 03
AMINDA:
Seyi Makinde is to Tinubu what Tinubu was to Obasanjo. It's just funny seeing some of Tinubu's lackeys attempting to blackmail Makinde and Aregbesola when Tinubu himself didn't support Obasanjo all through his 8 years tenure. They would have had a case if Tinubu was performing. He isn't.
LOL. Calm down and read before commenting. That's not Seyi, but Rotimi. Rotimi Makinde is a Nollywood Actor, Former Member House of Representatives
Politics › Re: Akpabio: We’re Pushing For Return Tickets Of Some Senators Who Lost Primaries by NaughtyBrainiac: 9:34am On Jun 03
Macphenson:
Oh really? The electorates voted whom they wanted in primaries and now Akpabio wants to return whom the electorates didn't vote.

He is already feeling the heat as some senators are threatening fire for loosing their primaries.

They enacted useless laws to cage Peter Obi now it backfired on them.
Bunch of incompetent lots.
Which law did they enact to cage Peter Obi? Please educate me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aftermath UCL Final Loss: How EPL Rivals, Players Mocked Arsenal by NaughtyBrainiac: 10:02pm On May 31
Is the boy in that meme not Nigerian? Does it mean the meme has travelled that far for Richalison to have used it? Wow

I wish that Boy could make money from that meme
Politics › Re: 2027: ‘without Peter Obi, Coalition Is Doomed To Fail’ – Okon Lagos by NaughtyBrainiac: 8:55am On Aug 02, 2025
Rubbish talk. Like Okon like Tunde Ednut. Dem go just dey sput nonsense.

Atiku is the Leader and Owner of that coalition and if they conduct primaries 1 million times, Atiku would be the flag bearer.

Tinubu badly needs Peter Obi to contest, cos the only way Tinubu would lose 2027 election is if Obi agrees to be Atiku's vice.

Let's see how it goes grin
Politics › Re: President Tinubu's Reelection Is A Done Deal by NaughtyBrainiac: 12:29pm On Apr 17, 2025
helinues:
The opposition, the coalition, even if they start talking today, it's too late for them to defeat president Tinubu in 2027.

I am yet to see which combo, which politicians as president and VP candidate that will defeat his Excellency in 2027 election

Wait for some appointments anytime from 2026 in some strategic areas. Those appointed would want to keep their job, they have no choice than to work for the presidency. They have projects to show/to prove in those strategic areas
If Obi agrees to be Atiku's deputy, they will defeat Asiwaju before noon.
Politics › Re: President Tinubu's Reelection Is A Done Deal by NaughtyBrainiac: 12:27pm On Apr 17, 2025
Hmm
Investment › Re: Those Who Invested In HYBITRAGE Are Professional Fools by NaughtyBrainiac: 4:15pm On Apr 13, 2025
godoluwa:
I will make my epistle short

✓ Hybitrage is Ponzi scheme

✓ Those resellers are just owner partner in crime

✓ You can only deposit the audio dollar in your hybitrage account on the Ponzi website

✓ You have to leave your money in the audio wallet for at least 48hrs before you can resell it

✓ Your audio USD cannot be transferred into real USD account, instead you have to sell it convert it into Naira on hybitrage scam website then withdraw Naira into your account

Conclusion: Go after the resellers account that you paid into

We've seen this kind of scam in the past named 9jagold, the guy just rebrand it

Only God knows when you idiots will learn
Hello bro, I had to quote you on this stale thread since you said your email is no longer active. Seems I know this moniker on betting thread way back from 2015. I need to discuss something very important with you.

Please drop your WhatsApp contact on this email astute.stupendous@gmail.com. Thanks a million.
Politics › Re: Senate Rejects Motion To Immortalise Humphrey Nwosu by NaughtyBrainiac: 3:44pm On Mar 27, 2025
One minute silence for PA Nwosu
Politics › Re: Federal High Court Sets Aside Rulling Stoping Senator Natasha's Recall Process by NaughtyBrainiac: 7:21pm On Mar 22, 2025
Lol
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Trends Nigerian Fashion Globally With Aso Oke Beachwear Attire by NaughtyBrainiac: 7:41pm On Mar 21, 2025
FreeSpirited:
Nigeria is a place where we make foooolish people famous
That man you call foolish is more intelligent than your whole generation.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump To Invoke Alien Enemies Act For Deportation by NaughtyBrainiac: 8:23pm On Mar 14, 2025
Killerofpigs:
So Obama..Biden.. Clinton..Kamala..

Moved America 100yrs forward..with

Gay
Lesbian
Transgender
Paedophile


.... Nonsense abi?

CNN will make you think foolishly..


Keep being shallow
You are the shallow and ludicrous one. Is this news about LGBTQ and all the nonsense you typed up there?

And did I compare Trump with Democrats? You just typed absolute rubbish.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump To Invoke Alien Enemies Act For Deportation by NaughtyBrainiac: 8:14am On Mar 14, 2025
Lmao. Trump sha wan use this 4 years set America 40 years back grin
Politics › Re: He’s Disciplined,’ Akpabio’s Wife Defends Husband, Dismisses Natasha’s Accusatio by NaughtyBrainiac: 4:56pm On Feb 28, 2025
It is very possible that Akpabio thre passes at her. Nevertheless, we cannot just believe or accept her accusations blindly. She must provide evidence

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