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Foreign Affairs › Re: Senegal Says Its Troops Will Join Any ECOWAS Intervention In Niger by NaughtyBrainiac: 6:26am On Aug 06, 2023
After seeing that video that went viral, most of these uneducated Ipob/Obidients people were saying things like "Is this the Army Nigerian Army will face?"

How will you not know that Senegal is on the side of ECOWAS grin

Very dull and Mumuish people grin
Politics › Re: Igbo Demands Cabinet Slot In Niger State, Cites Revenue Generation by NaughtyBrainiac: 1:20pm On Aug 04, 2023
These People again grin grin

Why una entitlement mentality get pungent odour like this.

Why always una ? grin
Politics › Re: NNPC, NIPCO Partner To Deliver CNG To Nigerians by NaughtyBrainiac: 8:03am On Aug 04, 2023
Good one
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija All Stars: "Having Sex On National TV Is Terrible" – Doyin Tells Soma by NaughtyBrainiac: 9:04am On Aug 03, 2023
Cool
Politics › Re: Transcript Of President Tinubu's Speech On The Current Economic Challenges by NaughtyBrainiac: 7:48pm On Jul 31, 2023
God Bless you Mr.President

Those that have chosen to wail should continue wailing. It is their wailing and not mine.
Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Is The Only African Woman To Score In 3 World Cups. by NaughtyBrainiac: 1:45pm On Jul 27, 2023
Agba Baller
Education › Re: Federal Universities In Nigeria Remain Tuition-Free - Dele Alake by NaughtyBrainiac: 1:26pm On Jul 26, 2023
We Nigerians are Evil people.

Nigerians pay Olosho/Hookup Babe 25 to 50k per night ( Not High Class Olsoho) and we want to pay 16k for a full year Tuition. University Education for that matter.

We should let this sink into our brains, Tertiary Education is not for all.

The most annoying thing is that most of us that enjoyed almost free Tertiary Education still wake up to run down the country everyday.

We say Nigeria has done nothing for us. Nonsense!
Politics › Re: Gunmen Attack Abia Trade & Investment Commissioner's Convoy, Kill 2 Policemen by NaughtyBrainiac: 12:22pm On Jul 26, 2023
Hmmmm
Education › Re: No Student’ll Graduate From Uniabuja Without Having A Registered Company – VC by NaughtyBrainiac: 2:01pm On Jul 25, 2023
Lol. Correct grin

Tertiary Education is not only meant for you to be carrying CV about and looking for job.

Good one Prof.
Politics › Re: Oyedele, Chair Of Presidential Tax Reform Committee, Resigns From PwC by NaughtyBrainiac: 2:00pm On Jul 19, 2023
See the kind of men Asiwaju is signing as Players.

If you like wail till thy Kingdom come. Naija will be better under PBAT
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Politics › Re: Tinubu Sympathises With Parents Of Ivan Omhonrina Killed By Stray Bullet by NaughtyBrainiac: 8:50am On Jul 19, 2023
christejames:
Is he even aware? undecided
Una go just use bitterness kee una sef.

Keep wailing o. Mind you, your wailing is not ending soon. 8 years of serious wailing awaits you.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Sympathises With Parents Of Ivan Omhonrina Killed By Stray Bullet by NaughtyBrainiac: 8:49am On Jul 19, 2023
Mr. President
Crime › Re: NDLEA Reacts To Shooting Incident At Okpanam, Delta State by NaughtyBrainiac: 4:17pm On Jul 15, 2023
Hmm
Agriculture › Re: My Life Threatening Risky Behind The Scenes Experience In My Agro Business by NaughtyBrainiac: 7:40am On Jul 14, 2023
[quote author=Babastrong post=124408961][/quote]I sent you pm. Please check your mail
Agriculture › Re: My Life Threatening Risky Behind The Scenes Experience In My Agro Business by NaughtyBrainiac: 9:03pm On Jul 13, 2023
maureensylvia:
A lot of experiences I'll share on this thread
I'll start with this one

Please read and digest with maturity

One fateful Saturday morning during the month of November, as early as 5:30am, I was dressed up to go to the village market to source and buy soyabeans for my client

it's a 3 hour journey, I supposed to be in the market latest 8am to source for the Soyabeans. I selected two of my boys to go with me. it was a smooth ride I must say, past 8am we were already in the market...

Majority of the sellers were not yet in the market, I got a bench and sat down while waiting for them to come. My two boys went to drink Shai at Mai shai stand... Shai is Tea. Mai shai is Tea seller

Past 9am there was no signs of the soyabeans sellers... I put on my "Patience" Jacket 😄

I was already hungry but I didn't want to eat what I saw there. I yawned and yawned no be person tell me to go to the Aboki Mai shai stand to request for a plate of noodles...

My goodness!!! the noodles was tasteless!

I managed to eat only the eggs that was spicy.

Around 10am they started coming. Atlast !! I exclaimed.
But there was a development... the soyabeans I was seeing there was not up to the grade I wanted. soyabeans differs and I wanted the best grade.

After a short while I saw the grade I was looking for but the quantity was so small as I needed a trailer of soyabeans.

I made up my mind to go and come back in the next market day but my boys suggested we go to another market that's more bigger than the one we came to.

After much deliberation, I gave in.

Me: How long will it take us to get there
My boy: In few hours we'll be there
Me: It's alright, let's go.

We left the bush market past 10am boarded a taxi and that's it...
11am we're still on the road!

Me: Haba we never reach🧐
My boy: no ma, we will soon. reach

Me: ok ooo


Few mins later the taxi dropped us, I looked around I was seeing only bushes no market. Hiannn Sule this is not market na.

He told me here ends where motor can go the rest of the journey will be on bike

whaaat!!! I exclaimed

My boy: Don't worry ma we will soon reach

Me: ok ooooo🤔
This is Stupendous. Super woman.

Can we have a chat please?
Agriculture › Re: My Life Threatening Risky Behind The Scenes Experience In My Agro Business by NaughtyBrainiac: 9:00pm On Jul 13, 2023
Babastrong:
I/can/supply/you/trailers/of/soyabeans/from/SAKI.
Hello, can we have a discussion please ?
Agriculture › Re: My Life Threatening Risky Behind The Scenes Experience In My Agro Business by NaughtyBrainiac: 8:58pm On Jul 13, 2023
Busu001:
You can get *5 of dx at my end in Niger state.
x5 of what please ?
Career › Re: Dr Simi Sola Of NHS Resigns After 20 Years by NaughtyBrainiac: 11:43am On Jul 11, 2023
Yes o. Don't mind them.

Most of them went to school but remain largely uneducated.

How can you attend a Government owned Tertiary Institution and say Nigeria has done nothing for you.

I know some people that paid a Total Tuition of less than N200,000 for a 4-year undergraduate programme.

Do you Guys know the actual cost of such programme if not subsidised by the Government?

Dull people
Politics › Re: INEC Begins Review Of 2023 Polls, Says BVAS Recorded 98% success by NaughtyBrainiac: 8:23am On Jul 05, 2023
Yes o

Make those wey dey find stolen mandate continue dey find rubbish grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Agrees With Bill Gates' Comment On The "Japa" Syndrome by NaughtyBrainiac: 8:26am On Jun 22, 2023
This Guy called Obi too like attache grin grin grin

We don't need you to agree
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Approves Dissolution Of Boards Of Parastatals, Agencies by NaughtyBrainiac: 9:46pm On Jun 19, 2023
Jaga
Politics › Re: Cameroon, Niger, Benin Citizens Lament Fuel Subsidy Removal In Nigeria by NaughtyBrainiac: 8:20am On Jun 17, 2023
Wahala be like Bicycle grin

Is it their fuel?
Politics › Re: Japa: Reps Vote Against Anti — Migration Motion by NaughtyBrainiac: 1:42pm On Jun 16, 2023
They are right to have done that.

Let who wants to leave, leave in peace.

Let them leave so that others left behind can take up the jobs they resigned from.

We have Millions of Nigerians that will replace them
Politics › Is A Systematic Removal Of Fuel Subsidy Possible? by NaughtyBrainiac(op): 12:50pm On May 31, 2023
With the look of things over the years, it seems Fuel subsidy will eventually be removed.

My questions:

1. Is it not possible to remove fuel subsidy systematically/gradually? Like 10% removal every quarter. By the end of 2 years and 6 months, it would have been completely removed.

2. If number one is possible, why didn't previous administrations GEJ and Buhari adopt that approach.

What do Nairalanders think?
Politics › Re: May 29 Inauguration: Tinubu To Unveil Cabinet Members Within 60 Days – Faleke by NaughtyBrainiac: 12:23pm On May 29, 2023
Normal level
Politics › Re: Oyebanji Congratulates President Tinubu, Says Nigeria Is In Safe Hands by NaughtyBrainiac: 11:32am On May 29, 2023
Yes
Politics › Re: May 29: Anxiety As Supreme Court Decides Tinubu-Shettima’s Fate by NaughtyBrainiac: 9:02am On May 26, 2023
There is no anxiety anywhere grin grin

Tinubu is Nigeria's president till 2027 and maybe beyond.
Celebrities › Re: Prince Ademola Adeyemo Is Dead by NaughtyBrainiac: 11:34am On May 22, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar.

All these low budget ass nollywoood actors

Rest in peace Anyway
As you sef be low budget Yahoo Boy grin
Celebrities › Re: Prince Ademola Adeyemo Is Dead by NaughtyBrainiac: 11:34am On May 22, 2023
Hmm
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Man Fries Garri Wearing Suit To Protest High Level Of Unemployment In Nigeria by NaughtyBrainiac: 12:37pm On May 18, 2023
He should continue frying the Garri and also be an employer of Labour.

If all of us dey find office work, who will create the Jobs?

Funny thing is that many of us Nigerian Graduates are not even employable
Business › Re: What Business Do You Regret Starting?? by NaughtyBrainiac: 7:35am On May 18, 2023
lavylilly:
You don't need the bolded when you start out as you grow then you can start delegating certain responsibilities, you have to have solid grip of the business, because if they know you don't know certain things about the business, they would run you street.

You need yourself (being the manager & accountant), receptionist & cleaner who doubles as the house keeper, as demand increases you bring more hands.

Hotel is income and expenditure account
Income
Lodging
Bar
Swimming
Snooker
Hall rentals
Kitchen
Mallam selling suya or Shawarma person (pays you monthly for using the front of your hotel)
The italicized, monitor them bumper-to-bumper, get daily report of the stock/inventory -This another reason you don't need the bolded yet

Expenditure
1. Tablet soap
2. Disposable (ONLY when there's a party)
3. Cleaning materials
4. Salaries
5. PHCN
6. Fuel (Go for solar inverter system)
7. Minor repairs - don't change hands (repairers) very important if you want your facilities to last. Number 6, usually takes about 40-50% of profit hence the reason I suggested solar & also you either buy the fuel & other items yourself or contract it out- this another reason I said you don't need the bolded

As for the police, wait for them to come to you, don't go to meet them & when they do come, meet directly with the DPO not the boys. Whe you meet him, tell him you appreciate the work he does and how he has kept the area secure, praise him to high heavens a d be quick to add that business has been VERY dull but he should manage this xyz amount for card, make sure you collect his number.

Finally, don't wait till you have 20m... START NOW.
Thanks a million for the very detailed and inscive response
Business › Re: What Business Do You Regret Starting?? by NaughtyBrainiac: 6:09pm On May 17, 2023
lavylilly:
What you should ask yourself first is: how much do I have to spend on absolutely essential utility bills and personnel to keep this business open and divide them to the days of operation.

Next thing to do is calculate your maintenance costs and divide them to the days of operation.

Third step is calculate your daily wage and add that to the expenses.

You add the above figures and you have yourself the amount which is the margin loss to profit line. If the hotel earns more then it is profitable, if the hotel earns less then you need to adjust the prices assuming you CAN do that.

Always check the competition, what they offer, how much they price it and find something unique to add to your product (e.g. Book 7 nights pay 6) Location is important, open your eyes on short rest because those receptionists will do about 10 SR and claim it only 2, you need to monitor the revenue most especially those that lodge at night. Be very strict an discipline too.
Lastly, manage it yourself & join the association of hotelier in your region
Rental properties comes with a lot of heachaches most especially TENANTS, UNLIKE HOTEL INCOME ARE GENERATED DAILY
Thank you. You are right.

I intend to Manage myself, I will have a room in the Hotel.

I will employ a Manager and an Accountant but I will make sure I oversee their activities as seriously as possible.

And for Location, I intend to do a very thorough feasibility study on this.

I will also cooperate well with the Police and local security in the Location.

I feel I should start working on Location now but I think I should wait till I have at least 20m savings. I just dey pray make God help me

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