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Agriculture / Re: My Life Threatening Risky Behind The Scenes Experience In My Agro Business by NaughtyBrainiac: 8:58pm On Jul 13, 2023
Busu001:

You can get *5 of dx at my end in Niger state.
x5 of what please ?
Career / Re: Dr Simi Sola Of NHS Resigns After 20 Years by NaughtyBrainiac: 11:43am On Jul 11, 2023
Yes o. Don't mind them.

Most of them went to school but remain largely uneducated.

How can you attend a Government owned Tertiary Institution and say Nigeria has done nothing for you.

I know some people that paid a Total Tuition of less than N200,000 for a 4-year undergraduate programme.

Do you Guys know the actual cost of such programme if not subsidised by the Government?

Dull people

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Politics / Re: INEC Begins Review Of 2023 Polls, Says BVAS Recorded 98% success by NaughtyBrainiac: 8:23am On Jul 05, 2023
Yes o

Make those wey dey find stolen mandate continue dey find rubbish grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Agrees With Bill Gates' Comment On The "Japa" Syndrome by NaughtyBrainiac: 8:26am On Jun 22, 2023
This Guy called Obi too like attache grin grin grin

We don't need you to agree

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Approves Dissolution Of Boards Of Parastatals, Agencies by NaughtyBrainiac: 9:46pm On Jun 19, 2023
Jaga
Politics / Re: Cameroon, Niger, Benin Citizens Lament Fuel Subsidy Removal In Nigeria by NaughtyBrainiac: 8:20am On Jun 17, 2023
Wahala be like Bicycle grin

Is it their fuel?

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Politics / Re: Japa: Reps Vote Against Anti — Migration Motion by NaughtyBrainiac: 1:42pm On Jun 16, 2023
They are right to have done that.

Let who wants to leave, leave in peace.

Let them leave so that others left behind can take up the jobs they resigned from.

We have Millions of Nigerians that will replace them

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Politics / Is A Systematic Removal Of Fuel Subsidy Possible? by NaughtyBrainiac: 12:50pm On May 31, 2023
With the look of things over the years, it seems Fuel subsidy will eventually be removed.

My questions:

1. Is it not possible to remove fuel subsidy systematically/gradually? Like 10% removal every quarter. By the end of 2 years and 6 months, it would have been completely removed.

2. If number one is possible, why didn't previous administrations GEJ and Buhari adopt that approach.

What do Nairalanders think?
Politics / Re: May 29 Inauguration: Tinubu To Unveil Cabinet Members Within 60 Days – Faleke by NaughtyBrainiac: 12:23pm On May 29, 2023
Normal level
Politics / Re: Oyebanji Congratulates President Tinubu, Says Nigeria Is In Safe Hands by NaughtyBrainiac: 11:32am On May 29, 2023
Yes
Politics / Re: May 29: Anxiety As Supreme Court Decides Tinubu-Shettima’s Fate by NaughtyBrainiac: 9:02am On May 26, 2023
There is no anxiety anywhere grin grin

Tinubu is Nigeria's president till 2027 and maybe beyond.

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Celebrities / Re: Prince Ademola Adeyemo Is Dead by NaughtyBrainiac: 11:34am On May 22, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar.

All these low budget ass nollywoood actors

Rest in peace Anyway
As you sef be low budget Yahoo Boy grin

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Celebrities / Re: Prince Ademola Adeyemo Is Dead by NaughtyBrainiac: 11:34am On May 22, 2023
Hmm
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Man Fries Garri Wearing Suit To Protest High Level Of Unemployment In Nigeria by NaughtyBrainiac: 12:37pm On May 18, 2023
He should continue frying the Garri and also be an employer of Labour.

If all of us dey find office work, who will create the Jobs?

Funny thing is that many of us Nigerian Graduates are not even employable

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Business / Re: What Business Do You Regret Starting?? by NaughtyBrainiac: 7:35am On May 18, 2023
lavylilly:
You don't need the bolded when you start out as you grow then you can start delegating certain responsibilities, you have to have solid grip of the business, because if they know you don't know certain things about the business, they would run you street.

You need yourself (being the manager & accountant), receptionist & cleaner who doubles as the house keeper, as demand increases you bring more hands.

Hotel is income and expenditure account
Income
Lodging
Bar
Swimming
Snooker
Hall rentals
Kitchen
Mallam selling suya or Shawarma person (pays you monthly for using the front of your hotel)
The italicized, monitor them bumper-to-bumper, get daily report of the stock/inventory -This another reason you don't need the bolded yet

Expenditure
1. Tablet soap
2. Disposable (ONLY when there's a party)
3. Cleaning materials
4. Salaries
5. PHCN
6. Fuel (Go for solar inverter system)
7. Minor repairs - don't change hands (repairers) very important if you want your facilities to last. Number 6, usually takes about 40-50% of profit hence the reason I suggested solar & also you either buy the fuel & other items yourself or contract it out- this another reason I said you don't need the bolded

As for the police, wait for them to come to you, don't go to meet them & when they do come, meet directly with the DPO not the boys. Whe you meet him, tell him you appreciate the work he does and how he has kept the area secure, praise him to high heavens a d be quick to add that business has been VERY dull but he should manage this xyz amount for card, make sure you collect his number.

Finally, don't wait till you have 20m... START NOW.
Thanks a million for the very detailed and inscive response

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Business / Re: What Business Do You Regret Starting?? by NaughtyBrainiac: 6:09pm On May 17, 2023
lavylilly:
What you should ask yourself first is: how much do I have to spend on absolutely essential utility bills and personnel to keep this business open and divide them to the days of operation.

Next thing to do is calculate your maintenance costs and divide them to the days of operation.

Third step is calculate your daily wage and add that to the expenses.

You add the above figures and you have yourself the amount which is the margin loss to profit line. If the hotel earns more then it is profitable, if the hotel earns less then you need to adjust the prices assuming you CAN do that.

Always check the competition, what they offer, how much they price it and find something unique to add to your product (e.g. Book 7 nights pay 6) Location is important, open your eyes on short rest because those receptionists will do about 10 SR and claim it only 2, you need to monitor the revenue most especially those that lodge at night. Be very strict an discipline too.
Lastly, manage it yourself & join the association of hotelier in your region
Rental properties comes with a lot of heachaches most especially TENANTS, UNLIKE HOTEL INCOME ARE GENERATED DAILY

Thank you. You are right.

I intend to Manage myself, I will have a room in the Hotel.

I will employ a Manager and an Accountant but I will make sure I oversee their activities as seriously as possible.

And for Location, I intend to do a very thorough feasibility study on this.

I will also cooperate well with the Police and local security in the Location.

I feel I should start working on Location now but I think I should wait till I have at least 20m savings. I just dey pray make God help me

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Business / Re: What Business Do You Regret Starting?? by NaughtyBrainiac: 5:42pm On May 17, 2023
lavylilly:
Hotel business

At first i chopped money like there was no tommorrow, it a low budget hotel with sales of about 5k per night. Was banking in about 30k per day. It was like blood money for someone who has never made that much money from anything for like the first 6 months.

Mistake 1
About late last year, Nigeria happened and Buhari proved himself to why he was Buhari, inflation and purchasing power, i noticed people who still wanted to bring babes didnt have enough money left like that cos of food inflation etc. Most were now going for short time service which was 1500 naira for an hour. And as a man once you are done with what you want to do, your eye go clear till next time konjiii hooks you and you are back again.

So in essence i was cashing in more 1500 naira bookings instead of the 5,000 naira bookings resulting in less income per night

Mistake 2
When i was making crazy money per day, i too was forming big boy dashing people around money and acting like i had money, what people came to the hotel to do, me too i carried people to other expensive hotels to do.

Also i was repairing almost everything in the hotel customers will spoil, anything be painting the same wall over and over again

Meanwhile price of emulsion went from 4k to 12k minimum, i still would be doing renovations non stop

I even wanted to buy diesel generator at one point in time and give customers AC, Rooms that i know they wont still sleep in for less than 5k a night. Thank God i couldnt afford the diesel generator

Mistake 3- Ramadan period
Chai this period for like 2 months was hard ooo, its like everyone was holy and no one wanted to spoil thier fast, but once Ramadan ended, things went back to normal.

Conclusion
Save your money and put your money where your mouth is.

Now im still back but more clever now, I have stopped pointless renovations. And i have started saving my money,

Even now i have started lying to my staff that there is no money for renovations, lol the same people that remit 30k per day room bookings for me every day haha

Also im trying to do a palmwine lounge thing. I have noticed one thing its when people are drunk or tipsy thats when they start wanting to do the obvious.

Lead city university students too that always came to camp at the hotel and be doing party around the night looool

Chai
Funny and Educating. I have plans to build a hotel. I lost so much money between February and April this year. I am currently praying to God that the source of income that fetched the money should not block( at least till the end of the year).

If my prayer is answered, I should be able to save 40 Milion naira between now and end of the year.

If it works, I am seriously considering building a hotel of about 20 rooms, with lounge/bar. I prefer that to building a house.

What are your thoughts?

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Politics / Re: Seun Kuti: Police Is Not Seeking Justice, They Want Revenge - Sowore by NaughtyBrainiac: 2:22pm On May 16, 2023
I mentioned something similar to someone yesterday. I said the Police will do everything to deal with Seun and let him serve as example to others.

As for me, it has little to do with the Kuti family. It has more to do with how most of us Nigerians hate the Nigerian Police and do everything to rubbish them ( I am also guilty of this but I think my own is better).

In life, make your village People no follow you to the extent of falling into proper trap. How you go slap Police officer on Uniform, the Police Officer no come raise hand, dem come still catch you on Camera. E don be for you.

It will take the intervention of Constituted Authorities to help Seun. But na almost all of them he don yab before grin grin


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Education / Re: Ekweremadu, Portable: See UNILORIN Exam Question by NaughtyBrainiac: 8:41pm On May 10, 2023
See better University

See better Lecturer

See better course of Study

See better case study

I don't need to burn candles to have a first class in this kind of course. I just need to stay updated, stay informed and have fun while reading. The course is so fascinating that I will find reading very interesting.

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Politics / Re: Judiciary May Treat Tinubu Better Than INEC Did. Reno Omokri by NaughtyBrainiac: 8:08pm On May 10, 2023
Only Foolish People hate and abuse that man called Tinubu.

I accept he is corrupt and all ( just like every other Nigerian Politician; Including Saint Obi).

However, every right-thinking person should admire his Genius. Why always him? Why is he always right? Why does he always win?

Lord, I don't mind to be as successful or more successful than Tinubu.

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Politics / Re: Tribunal Dismisses Petition Against Tinubu After APP Withdraws by NaughtyBrainiac: 1:33pm On May 10, 2023
E don dey clear small small
Crime / Re: Residents Flee As Suspected Cultists Clash In Uyo, Akwa Ibom by NaughtyBrainiac: 11:39am On May 10, 2023
Why person go leave peace of mind go choose problem. Cultism! Shaking my head

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Politics / Re: Senate Presidency: Tinubu Persuaded Me To Step Down For Akpabio – Umahi (Video) by NaughtyBrainiac: 11:25am On May 10, 2023
Now, that's Presidential. That's a Leader.

Tinubu persuaded me to step down for Akpabio

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Politics / Re: Lawmakers-Elect Of Minority Parties Setup Committee For Consensus Candidate by NaughtyBrainiac: 11:10am On May 09, 2023
Dey play
Politics / Re: Eniola Badmus To Chair Entertainment Committee Of Tinubu’s Inauguration by NaughtyBrainiac: 7:01pm On May 07, 2023
Ogaju grin

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Religion / Re: List Of 7 Best Dressed Nigerian Pastors by NaughtyBrainiac: 9:33am On May 07, 2023
Best Dressed Award for Pastors? grin

BTW, where did you put the Gucci Pastor Fatoyinbo ?

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Politics / Why Are Nigerians Becoming More Wicked And Brutal By The Day? by NaughtyBrainiac: 7:07pm On May 06, 2023
https://www.nairaland.com/7678490/neighbour-connecting-generator

I stumbled on the above thread and I was astonished by the number of likes generated by every comment that suggested the Neighbour's Appliances be burnt to ashes.

I don't support the Neighbour's action for gaining unauthorised access. However, I feel that penalty is too harsh. Do we have to pay evil with evil?

There are better ways of resolving such issue.

Why not just get a good Electrician to work on the connection in such a way that no one would gain unauthorised access.

Apart from this particular story, I constantly see a lot of Nigerians show that they are inhumane. Many of us want to constantly stay wicked.

People have done you bad is not an excuse to turn yourself to a Monster.

Let's be nice please and the world will be better place.

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Celebrities / Re: "This Your Daughter Must Die" - Seyi Law Shares Death Threats Sent To His Wife by NaughtyBrainiac: 5:53pm On May 04, 2023
One of the worst set of Human beings you can come across in this world are "Obedients".

The only difference between them and Armed Terrorists is that they don't have access to Weapons.

If I have a Child that reasons like them, I will order DNA

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Celebrities / Re: Ckay Acquires New House In Lagos, Shares Photo Of House He Lived In Years Ago by NaughtyBrainiac: 10:35am On May 04, 2023
Wow
Politics / Re: It’s Bridge Building – Tinubu Speaks On Visit To Rivers by NaughtyBrainiac: 6:14am On May 04, 2023
Wike is one of the Biggest Winners in the 2023 Elections while Ortom is one of the Biggest losers

Funny how many Unintelligent People were saying Wike would become irrelevant grin

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Politics / Re: APC Cautions Peter Obi: You're Crossing The Line With Your Accusations by NaughtyBrainiac: 6:08am On May 04, 2023
“Obi has been way too sanctimonious for someone who volunteered to venture into politics and run for the presidency.

“He did not win the elections, he came a distant third, and he has made a political capital of exploiting people’s vulnerabilities.”


What a Prentender and Divisive Bigot he is

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Politics / Re: Stranded Nigerians Sing The National Anthem As They Get Evacuated To Nigeria by NaughtyBrainiac: 5:59am On May 04, 2023
Lol. As we dey say Nigeria bad reach, Nigeria do this one for them grin

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