₦airaland Forum

good morning every people that is here, how are una?

Q: good afternoon
A: wetin good about this afternoon

Q: what can we do for you?
A: why you de ask me that kind of question, no be you say you get vacancy for here?

Q: ok sir, what's your name
A: my name is chief nawa, the akatakpo 1 of nairaland

Q: if you are given the opportunity to serve in this organization,on what area will you like to effect changes to. . .
A: EEH. . .stop, stop, stop. so na boiboi work you want come give me here to do? you know what? you can kiss my black a ss, and while you are at it, spread you lips wide and tick your tongue at the middle, cos that may just be your last time.



SERIOUSLY YOU DON'T NEED TO CRAM QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR INTERVIEWS. WHAT I THINK YOU NEED IS CONFIDENCE. YOUR CONFIDENCE ALONE MAY SCORE YOU UP TO 50%.


cheers

all those thing you guy is wrote, i cannot reads them. can you abeg tried to spell checks before posted?

why mustn't you. . .?

no, that is not a network failure. i think you need to change your hear piece.

why are you so optimistic?

don't know it's better to mind your business?

@ralvy

i do not thought all are fine. cos from the looks of things, the grammatically murdered of the english is became unbearable to the point that i beats my lips the time i was tried to pronounce these

True Talk:
why spoke ugly grammar? has you eat?

can't you stay out of this?

are you dreaming?

no f ucking leaving


are you alive?

no

is this thread still existing?

obviously, you are a beast

meaning wot?

IT guru is an understatement. he is IT himself.

i will advise you to keep that in mind when ever you talk to him

do you meant that the price of speaking good english in these thread is eviction?

they think tightness


are you a gay?

uchetobi:
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

"be careful of what you wish for, you just might get it"

The male praying mantis. . .

thanks for the joke

sweetness

question


can you answer it?

@rubie,

it is really not a small thing. i've miss you well well, where have you been?

but to be seriously honesty, i did not understand what you says on your last posting. can you please clarified me?

don't be too emotional

those who bring sunshine to the life of others cannot keep it from themselves.

if you don't understand who you are, the devil will tell you who you are not.



If I try to be like him, who will be like me?



that person you are afraid of, is afraid of you.

the guy just come post a thread and disappear. things de happen oh

why must we all speaks english this way? instead of us post thread that will correct our english, we are post thread that will spoil it the most. what is wrong with us?

my distinguish fellow brothers, sisters, lady's and gentlemen, please i am abegging you, somebody should please create a thread that will grammatically correct our english language and save us from this embarrass grammatical epilepsy.

paddy

i party

what is the difference between an hotel and a hospital

it's very noisy here, would you please let me cut the line and call you back?

wow

toy lover

Ralvy:
Read now. . .u no see wey them quote am from . . .lol

i no see ooo. no b only one page de 4 this thread so far, who de answer "yOuRmInD" 4 here?