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Politics › Re: Sen. Dino Escapes Another Assassination by Nbote(m): 6:41pm On Jul 19, 2018
Ghen ghen... And d Nigerian Police will go afta him instead for trumped up charges and imbes like Sarrki and his gang of hopeless zombies will claim he staged it again.. Are we in a civilized society or in a bloody military dictatorship for heaven's sake??
Celebrities › Re: "Each Time I Remember My Previous Life I Thank God" Bobrisky Says by Nbote(m): 6:15pm On Jul 19, 2018
U mean wen u used to sneak out dressed like a gal abi... U lucky say SARS neva dey overreact like these days... He brain for don reset tey tey
Politics › Re: FG Completes 88 Road Projects Captured In 2017 Budget – FERMA by Nbote(m): 6:11pm On Jul 19, 2018
Completed?? For real?
Politics › Re: 2019: Kenneth Okonkwo Gets Bashing Of His Life For Declaring Under APC - Pics by Nbote(m): 5:41pm On Jul 19, 2018
[quote author= post=69520758]The lagoon is still open for haters.....it has no gates.
Ride on Kenneth Okonkwo!
You are the one we want in the Coal State.
We are solidly behind you.
Ebeano![/quote]Abeg Mai Suya, Na by force for everyone to belong or like ur party?? Why u no go face suya business leave politics business? Oh it's worth 30k
Crime › Re: Frsc Reveals Plans To Use Breathalyzers To Test Drunk Drivers by Nbote(m): 5:21pm On Jul 19, 2018
It's a gud one but now there's a problem.. Oyibo won't stop u randomly to test for alcohol except u break a rule.. I trust our Road safety to start stopping drivers jus to test their breath
Politics › Re: Senator Dino Melaye's Convoy Blocked While Commissioning Projects In Kogi (Photo by Nbote(m): 5:11pm On Jul 19, 2018
Wait ooo!! So A senator cannot com and commission his own projects again?? D state govt isn't working, local govt completely dead, and yet d little someone is doing dey are keen on destroying and blocking... Where's dat sarrki dat reasons with his Anus
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Has Just Been Kidnapped by Nbote(m): 5:02pm On Jul 19, 2018
Oya watch how zombies will com and claim he staged it.. Jus like dat imbe @Sarrki claimed he staged d burning of his constituency projects.. I don't even know whether we are in military rule or not..
Politics › Re: Tony Kabaka: "Obaseki Used, Dumped Us" - Some APC Youths Cry Out (video) by Nbote(m): 4:56pm On Jul 19, 2018
These were d heavy runs boys d APC used in rigging d Edo elections... Make una go settle unaselves...
Romance › Re: Winners’ Church Worker Absconds With Neighbour’s Pregnant Wife by Nbote(m): 4:15pm On Jul 19, 2018
All these reporters sef... Wetin concern winners Chapel for d story now??
Nairaland General › Re: Rat With A Ring Round Its Neck Trapped In Woman's Shop In Oyo. Photos by Nbote(m):
malificent:
Nothing supernatural about it.
The ring might have found its way onto the rats neck when it was younger and the rat grew with the ring still round it's neck.

Or someone is rearing rats and the ring is for identification grin
Lolzzz.. If dis had been anywhere else but Africa I for close eye believe U small.. But dis is South-west Nigeria, Oyo state to b precise and even in a typical Yoruba village... Until U dream about eating pounded yam and wake up with yam in ur mouth jus den U go understand..
Na somebody destiny b dat jare and there are 3 things involved...
1. Either d shop owner jus liberated d person..
2. Or d shop owner jus succeeded in finishing d person.
3. Or d shop owner has succeeded in finishing d "Village ppl" in charge

PrecisionFx:
U have a zero knowledge about magic so ur completely unqualified to discuss this issue.
Oga Nowhere did I claim to know about magic moreover we don't do magic here in Africa, we own Juju... So park for one syd, U have been noticed..
Business › Re: Access Bank Staffers Steals N1.2billion From Customers’ Account by Nbote(m): 2:49pm On Jul 19, 2018
Yinkaaaaaa!!! Why na ??
Celebrities › Re: Dolapo Badmus And Ruggedman Make Peace (Photo) by Nbote(m): 2:47pm On Jul 19, 2018
Dem don dey bribe ruggedy baba small small and he has started singing a different tune.. From #ENDSARS# we'll soon hear #PoliceIsYourFriend#..
Crime › Re: ‘Robber Charmed SARS Operatives To Escape From Custody’ - Robber's Girlfriend by Nbote(m): 12:46pm On Jul 19, 2018
The two robbery suspects ,Bukola Adeoye and Rotimi Adeyeye who allegedly escaped from the custody of the Special Anti - Robbery Squad of the Ondo State Police Command, Akure were alleged to have charmed the officers on duty to escape.
PUNCH Metro had reported that suspects were arrested for robbery in Akure some weeks ago and were kept in the custody of SARS, but later escaped with handcuffs .
I no kuku talk anything
Politics › Re: INEC To Spend Only 19 Percent Above Its Previous Election Cost Budget by Nbote(m): 12:18pm On Jul 19, 2018
Wait ooo, are they buying new sets of card readers??
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Economic Plan Will Create 3.7m Jobs Yearly – Minister by Nbote(m): 12:17pm On Jul 19, 2018
Hehehehe... Campaign don start...
Politics › Re: Nigeria Air: How Will Nigeria Provide Full Startup Capital And Own Only 5% by Nbote(m): 8:15am On Jul 19, 2018
D more we look d less we see.. We haven't heard d last of dis project
Politics › Re: Governor Bello Condemns Burning Of Dino Melaye's Constituency Projects by Nbote(m): 8:03am On Jul 19, 2018
sarrki:
Seriously I don’t trust Dino

He may even be the arsonist

Yahaya Bello too can’t be trusted

They are both calamity to people and government of Kogi State
Truth is, U really need to get ur head checked.. Ur case is beyond jus being a zombie... So U mean Dino will build constituency projects he can decide to ignore and den burn it to d ground? Is he also responsible for his recent running battle with d police and d governor?
Politics › Re: Sani Abacha Trying His Hand On A Pistol In 1984 (Throwback Photo) by Nbote(m): 7:08am On Jul 19, 2018
I'm more interested in d big bele standing next to him.. I'm sure with d number of coup between afta '84, he's probably dead
Romance › Re: Drama As Lady Refuses to Accept her Boyfriend Engagement, Friends Join to beg(pi by Nbote(m): 7:02am On Jul 19, 2018
Maybe she had already said her yes to anoda one... I'm sure some or all of those her friends know about it
Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Sues Blackface For N50 Million Over Writer Of 'African Queen' by Nbote(m): 9:14pm On Jul 18, 2018
Shey he's been running his mouth all along and looking for a fight, U've got one so go to court and make d noise..
Sports › Re: OFFICIAL: Liverpool Complete Record Breaking Allison Deal by Nbote(m): 8:00pm On Jul 18, 2018
Like play like play Liverpool started nd completed d deal in one day... Judas DeKarius would have to find a new club
Celebrities › Re: Forbes Rank Ed Sheeran has the Highest Earning Solo Musician by Nbote(m): 7:58pm On Jul 18, 2018
And he always wants to look like a basement geek
Pets › Re: Check Out This Snake Lion Spotted In Portharcourt Zoo by Nbote(m): 7:56pm On Jul 18, 2018
Hunger don make wildlife animal resemble domestic bingo...
Nairaland General › Re: Why We Can’t Arrest, Investigate Adeosun Over NYSC Certificate Scandal – Police by Nbote(m): 5:30pm On Jul 18, 2018
It is finished!!! So who laid d formal complaints for d club raids and SARS harassment? D gods abi? I knew dis case wouldn't see d lite of day as it was going to b swept under d APC carpet with APC broom
Politics › Re: Ekiti 2018: Politicians Bought Votes, More Clever Than Commission - INEC Admits by Nbote(m): 4:05pm On Jul 18, 2018
I really don't understand d kind of electoral commission we have.. Why have every institution taken d style of d govt in complaining and apportioning blames instead of performing their duties and functions
Politics › Re: Workers To Know New Minimum Wage In August, Says TUC by Nbote(m): 3:31pm On Jul 18, 2018
Anoda campaign promise generated... "Vote for Us and we will increase minimum wage to 1m"
Politics › Re: Senate To Probe $10 Billion ‘fraud’ In Nigeria’s Oil And Gas Lease Renewal by Nbote(m): 3:29pm On Jul 18, 2018
As usual in d Petroleum ministry headed by Mr Integrity
Travel › Re: Nigeria Unveils National Carrier In The UK by Nbote(m): 3:24pm On Jul 18, 2018
Hmmmm... They are still in negotiations and will make announcements soon? I hope dis is anoda super story from d stables of d govt
Travel › Re: Man Drives Out A Burning SUV From A Fire Scene In Lagos (Photos) by Nbote(m):
What happened to using d fire extinguisher immediately to avert further damagehuh There's a thin line between stupidity and bravery
Sports › Re: I’ve Hurt A Lot Of People Around Me- Wenger by Nbote(m): 3:20pm On Jul 18, 2018
On behalf of all of us in Nigeria here, Baba U finished our hearts and livers
Politics › Re: "Fulani Herdsmen Not Responsible For Killings" - Farmer's Association President by Nbote(m):
See ediots... Obviously anoda paid group. Herdsmen are not responsible abi? If herdsmen are not responsible why is both d govt and d Miyetti Allah asking for ranching/grazing reserves? So who are U intending on setting up ranches for? Why is dis govt intent on lying and continually exonerating herdsmen of blames?

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