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TV/Movies › Re: Gotv Takes La Liga To Subscribers By Rasaq Odunlami by Nbote(m): 11:33am On Oct 03, 2017
D fear of TSTv is d beginning of wisdom
Education › Re: Couple Chased Out Of Their Matrimonial Bed By A Venomous Snake In Australia (pho by Nbote(m): 10:35am On Oct 03, 2017
Supersuave2:
you too dey fear, kilode?! na man you be o, if your wife calls you to come and kill a snake around your house nko? cheesy
Jus Negodu... So snake no dey man anything abi?? If d snake see man e go jus hiss pass abi? If my wife calls me to com home and kill a snake around d house, even she would have known She will have to com and meet me wherever I am wen she called.. My broda ryt from d tym of Adam, man no get business with snake...
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Soldiers Doing The One Corner Dance At An Event by Nbote(m): 7:20am On Oct 03, 2017
Imagine Army and one corner dance.. People who are supposed to b giving frog jump and punishment to those exhibiting d madness
Nairaland General › Re: See The Big Python Killed On The Farm by Nbote(m): 7:16am On Oct 03, 2017
Lala ryt now..

Education › Re: Couple Chased Out Of Their Matrimonial Bed By A Venomous Snake In Australia (pho by Nbote(m): 7:14am On Oct 03, 2017
respect80:
But the snake fine na. Why relocate?
grin
Jus negodu... Snake fine abi.. Dats exactly what Eve said ooo and see where it got us
Politics › Re: Consumers To Pay N450,000 Fine For Meter Bypass – NERC by Nbote(m): 7:07am On Oct 03, 2017
Story..
Education › Re: Couple Chased Out Of Their Matrimonial Bed By A Venomous Snake In Australia (pho by Nbote(m): 6:58am On Oct 03, 2017
Bloooood of Lalaaaa oooo!!!! On d bed?? Even in my dream I'll relocate from dat house talk more if if happened in real life
Crime › Re: I Got N7,000 For Participating In Killing GUS Winner – Suspect by Nbote(m): 6:55am On Oct 03, 2017
Jus imagine. Is dat how much human life is now worth to some ppl?
TV/Movies › Re: Dstv Promo by Nbote(m): 10:32pm On Oct 02, 2017
Hahahahaha... So DSTv knows what promo is ? So DSTv can actually reduce d price of any of their products?? Lolzzzzz . TSTV all d way
Foreign Affairs › Re: Panic On London Train After Man Reads Passages From The Bible by Nbote(m): 6:32pm On Oct 02, 2017
Business › Re: Buy And Install Your Tstv Full Kit At An Affordable Price by Nbote(m): 3:09pm On Oct 02, 2017
bennymark:
becareful and don't fall for scam.


TSTV decoders are not on sale till mid October, you can however get them using strong decoder as they are on air already
I'm asking to know d price... I haven't asked r
ordered for it
Politics › Re: Femi Adesina: "Previous Governments Initiated Most Of The Things We Are Doing" by Nbote(m): 1:33pm On Oct 02, 2017
Anasko:
Nairalanders have a problem of comprehension. pls re-read the article.
While most have a problem of jumping head first into conclusion added to their comprehension issues. Re-read my post
Business › Re: Buy And Install Your Tstv Full Kit At An Affordable Price by Nbote(m): 12:21pm On Oct 02, 2017
How much for d decoder and installation
Politics › Re: Femi Adesina: "Previous Governments Initiated Most Of The Things We Are Doing" by Nbote(m): 10:52am On Oct 02, 2017
If majority of d projects U are undertaking(70%) was initiated by d previous govt, dat means dey got a whole lot right after all. From all d noise and statements dis govt made, U'll actually think d previous govt did absolutely nothing.
Culture › Re: What Do You Think Of My Breasts Pictures Included by Nbote(m): 10:40am On Oct 02, 2017
Tikeme:
All my plans that I have planned for my life has failed

The closest person in my life has left me

Failed my exams

But I am 24

and determined
To change my life around 2018 is a new start it is the year I turn 25,

I will have 25 resolutions and 200 goals for 2018

How does that sound?
U have created dis 2 topics all in one day of registering.
Celebrities › Re: Sosoberekon Tags EFCC; Loads Bundles Of Money In Sack Bag Into His Car by Nbote(m): 10:23am On Oct 02, 2017
Most of d ppl in d entertainment industry simply don't have sense.. Sometimes u wonder how old dey are
Politics › Re: Afenifere: Buhari Is A Confused Man by Nbote(m): 9:49am On Oct 02, 2017
Dis is d recognised voice of Yorubas, not d morons running around in here by d name Afonjas.
TV/Movies › Re: Some Funny Reactions On TSTV (pictures/quotes) by Nbote(m): 9:47am On Oct 02, 2017
Nilesat and Qsat decoders go kuku begin organise mass burial for demselves
TV/Movies › Re: TSTV:See The Funny Reply GOTV Got On Twitter by Nbote(m): 9:45am On Oct 02, 2017
Lol... D coming of TSTv don cause commotion
Phones › Re: HMD Confirms That All Nokia Smartphones Will Receive The Android P Update by Nbote(m): 9:43am On Oct 02, 2017
Reediano:
3310 is a feature phone na not Android cheesy
U do understand sarcasm don't U?
TV/Movies › Re: Like MMM Like TSTV, Owner Arraigned Last Year By EFCC by Nbote(m): 8:59am On Oct 02, 2017
OP U are exactly what's wrong with dis country. Calling u a goat would actually b an insult on goats. How is TSTV MMM?? Wen u pay for a decoder will u wait for month end to pick it up or to start using it?? Even if ppl buy and enjoy it for one month have dey not enjoyed value for their money for once ?? I don't need to ask if u are a paid DsTv agent or not if not how and why did u go digging for something negative on a first of its kind Nigerian brand if not to ridicule it or pull it down. And to d EFCC case u brought up, how come u didn't bring up his conviction instead of his arraignment? I want to assume u know d meaning of both words. Let us assume he actually stole/defrauded money and now wants to invest to d benefit of Nigerians and rescue dem from d clutches of d thiefing DStv what exactly is wrong in dat?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men (Hilarious Photos) by Nbote(m): 8:34am On Oct 02, 2017
I was lyk WTF wen I came across these online... Some of these ppl think say life rewind
Celebrities › Re: Patoranking Calls Out Foreign Celebs Who Snubbed Nigeria’s Independence Day by Nbote(m): 8:16am On Oct 02, 2017
Are Nigerians wishing demselves happy anything? Do we look happy? Do we look like we are independent?
Celebrities › Re: Runtown’s New Lamborghini Spotted On A Tow Truck After Breaking Down. by Nbote(m): 8:05am On Oct 02, 2017
When dey will not apply sense wen buying cars.. Why will I buy a luxury brand dat barely has a service station in d country or dat I can only confidently drive in my street??
Culture › Re: Has 2017 Been As Terrible As It Has Been For Me As It Has Been For You by Nbote(m): 7:52am On Oct 02, 2017
If those are jus what U've been thru den trust me so many ppl have been thru worse...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Brighton & Hove Albion (2 - 0) On 1st October 2017 by Nbote(m): 11:46am On Oct 01, 2017
Baba Ijebu don make person no dey get confidence go watch Arsenal match again..


Starting:
Petr Cech
Nacho Monreal
Shkodran Mustafi
Rob Holding
Aaron Ramsey
Granit Xhaka
Héctor Bellerín
Sead Kolasinac
Alexis Sánchez
Alexandre Lacazette
Alex Iwobi
Substitutes: Olivier Giroud, David Ospina, Jack Wilshere, Mohamed Elneny, Ainsley Maitland-Niles, Per Mertesacker, Theo Walcott.
Phones › Re: HMD Confirms That All Nokia Smartphones Will Receive The Android P Update by Nbote(m): 11:17am On Oct 01, 2017
Including 3310? Any update dat d 3310 won't receive is dat one an update
Celebrities › Re: One Corner Crooner Patapaa Will Go International Says Stonebwoy by Nbote(m): 11:12am On Oct 01, 2017
tyson98:
So skiborobo skibo skiborobo skibo oshey baddest na song abi huh
Your case is different
And has dat one gone international?? Ur case is peculiar
Celebrities › Re: “My Ex Is A Fool” – DJ Cuppy Declares by Nbote(m):
It's obvious she hasnt gotten over him yet.. Between U wey open eye date Ode and d Ode ex who is a bigger Ode?
Politics › Re: Blackout: Nigeria’s National Grid Collapses by Nbote(m): 10:10am On Oct 01, 2017
And our lying govt included improved power supply in its list of achievements lol

Politics › Re: Why Are Nigerians Like This? by Nbote(m): 10:05am On Oct 01, 2017
I'm glad its coming from a yoruba boy, if not dey'll have blamed yeebos or ipobs

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