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Christianity Etc › Re: If God Is Everywhere, Why Are The Muslims Bowing Facing Mecca by Nbote(m): 9:34am On Sep 27, 2017
Oga leave matter for Mathias. If U are not a Muslim how their matter take concern u..? Na we dey like find trouble sometimes.
Crime › Re: Driver Who Raped Student Of Ekiti College Of Education Bursts Into Tears. Photo by Nbote(m):
Konji na bastard and e no get sense...
sarrki:
How ?
Are u asking how he raped her or how he was caught becos whichever way ur question is unpatriotic. Here's what d police are supposed to b doing to him

Phones › Re: Tecno L9 Plus Screen Having Issues After 16 Days by Nbote(m): 9:03am On Sep 27, 2017
Kindycute:
On the receipt they said only 72 hours.
Hmmm.. Na carlcare next den
Phones › Re: Tecno L9 Plus Screen Having Issues After 16 Days by Nbote(m): 8:09am On Sep 27, 2017
Take d fone back to where u bought it and explain to dem.
Crime › Re: Boy Set His Friend Ablaze Over Mobile Phone In Enugu by Nbote(m): 8:06am On Sep 27, 2017
Which kind story b dis.. D k leg no b here ooo
Foreign Affairs › Re: Here's What Would Happen If North Korea Tried To Shoot Down A US Bomber by Nbote(m): 7:36am On Sep 27, 2017
Nothing will happen now. Especially not now dat NK have acquired nuclear capabilities. America can only respond if NK attacks any American territory. Na Japan and South Korea I dey pity for
Politics › Re: Lagos Traffic: Nigeria To Divert Cargo To Warri, Calabar by Nbote(m): 6:40am On Sep 27, 2017
0m0nnakoda:
Why won't Lagos allow it. Where do all these conspiracy theories come from .Akpabio was in power for 8 year with another Niger Delta person as President what did they do?

The port at Ibaka was approved a long time ago by NPA the only thing holding it is money so why did Akpabio choose to build a stadium that we use 4 times a year. Which is of greater value to the people?
Oga go and read my post again. Like I said "if dey had sense".
Agriculture › Re: FG To Spend Over N17bn On Dry Season Farming – NIRSAL by Nbote(m): 6:34am On Sep 27, 2017
sarrki:
I don't buy this

That's just too much on dry season

We have dams virtually in all our region

We have fadama, upper river basin, chad river basin, Hadejia jaamare river basin and different government agencies on agriculture that there farm implements are laying down fallow .

What was the money spent on ?

Irrigation ?

Seedlings ?

Training ?

Farm implements ?

Chemicals ?

Land preparation or what ?
Lolzzz... Even dis one shock u abi.. It's too late to start wailing.. I expected to see u in d other thread of FG and CBN back door scam but I'm pretty sure u ran away from d thread
Politics › Re: Lagos Traffic: Nigeria To Divert Cargo To Warri, Calabar by Nbote(m): 6:31am On Sep 27, 2017
If state govts in Delta , Kogi, Akwa Ibom and Cross River had senses, dey would have long found a way to go about establishing seaports .. We know d FG won't and Lagos won't allow it but its left for dem to woo investors and do d needful
Crime › Re: Prison Authorities kills Smart Ohuzu (Awaiting Trial prisoner)Yesterday, by Nbote(m): 6:26am On Sep 27, 2017
The worst thing dat can happen to a Nigerian apart from being a Nigerian ryt now is to somehow have a case nd end up awaiting trial in prison.. It is only in Nigeria someone would await trial for 10yrs for a crime with 2yrs sentence
Nairaland General › Re: FRSC Clears Air On Driving Licence Delay - Punch Newspapers by Nbote(m): 6:06pm On Sep 26, 2017
Dem dey craze.. Are dey claiming dey aren't aware? I got my permanent license sometime towards d tail end of August 4 months afta d expiry of d temporary one issued even though I had to go check every other week to find out if it's ready.. Funny enough I got a txt message informing me to com pick up my card 2 weeks after I had already picked it up
Crime › Re: Police Parade Vicious Armed Robbers/kidnappers Captured In Abuja (Photos) by Nbote(m): 6:02pm On Sep 26, 2017
Where dem get army uniforms from? Dis kidnappers on d Abuja Kaduna axis no dey finish? D last batch were paraded sitted comfortably or plastic seats
Politics › Re: BREAKING] Saraki Reshuffles Senate Committees’ Chairmen by Nbote(m): 6:02pm On Sep 26, 2017
Dat one concern dem... Dem don squeeze d juice from d various committees now tym for others to have a bite...
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated Anyone Simply For Their Looks? by Nbote(m): 5:59pm On Sep 26, 2017
Before no b their looks attract u to dem? Abi u want to tell me u xrayed their heart
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Health ‘private’ Even If Nigeria Paying, Says Lai Mohammed by Nbote(m): 5:51pm On Sep 26, 2017
Jus imagine.. And yet U want corrupt officials to remove hand from Nigeria's treasury wen their corrupt acts are also private.. One thing is for sure, dis Man no get sense and doesn't know how to talk..
Politics › Re: IGP Orders Immediate Removal Of Checkpoints Across The Country by Nbote(m): 5:48pm On Sep 26, 2017
Abeg how many tyms dem dey order d removal of these checkpoints?? Anyway no mata how many tyms dey give d order or who gives d order, those ones afta okene and after uromi won't leave d road
Jokes Etc › Re: What Dance Style Did U Use 2 Prevent that Stubborn Poo Frm Fallin off Ur Asshole by Nbote(m): 5:46pm On Sep 26, 2017
Health › Re: #WCD2017: Nigeria Has An Unmet Need Of 564 Million Condoms Annually by Nbote(m): 5:44pm On Sep 26, 2017
Hope say una add my needs to dat stat...

wydmag:
Una nor know say Na flesh to flesh Na im sweet pass.!!!!!!
And na dust to dust sure pass wen u carry
Celebrities › Re: "Niyola Where Is Your Breast?" Fan Asks; Singer Replies by Nbote(m): 5:24pm On Sep 26, 2017
It's Banky's paddy dat made d comment
Politics › Re: Cabal: Osinbajo Is Pmb’s Closest Confidante – Garba Shehu by Nbote(m): 5:20pm On Sep 26, 2017
Superstory. Make una dey giv Osunbade hope.. An acting President who had no idea what was going on with his Oga in London until dey summoned him
Politics › Re: Fashola Denies Boasting To Fix Nigeria’s Power Problems In 6 Months by Nbote(m): 3:12pm On Sep 26, 2017
Don't worry, ur ogas at d top have already denied on ur behalf.. No other denial by any of u is going to surprise us..
Pets › Re: Despite Public Outcry, Japan Kills 177 Whales by Nbote(m): 2:08pm On Sep 26, 2017
Oya oo where those Nairaland animal rights activists.. Coman beat Japan. They are chopping and researching it
Politics › Re: (photos) INEC Officials Dumps Recall Documents In Front Of Dino Melaye's Office by Nbote(m): 1:10pm On Sep 26, 2017
Dumped it because dey no do again abi because dey want him to go thru d documents and dump back to dem
Christianity Etc › Re: Rev. Father Cyriacus Onunkwo Buried In Imo (Photos) by Nbote(m): 12:50pm On Sep 26, 2017
Na wa ooo.. Came to bury his fada and ended up being buried
Foreign Affairs › Re: Palestinian Gunman Shot And Killed Three Israelis by Nbote(m): 11:32am On Sep 26, 2017
And wen Israel decides to use dem to test their weapons now dey'll start crying and calling d rest of d world
Autos › Re: Dubai Launches Self-flying Taxis, World’s First (photo) by Nbote(m): 11:25am On Sep 26, 2017
Make una no dey show us dis kind news.. They've got too much money and don't know what else to do with it but to kip pushing d limits of innovation
Christianity Etc › Re: World Will End 15 October Says Doomsday Prophet by Nbote(m): 11:20am On Sep 26, 2017
Somebody shld giv dis guy his meds.. As world no end 2000 with d whole millennium bug crap and end of d world hype, e no dey end again
Politics › Re: You’re The Rogue Elephant, APC Fires Back At Sagay by Nbote(m): 10:53am On Sep 26, 2017
D APC is gradually turning dic country to a zoo drama. First the Lion King went out and Hyenas and Jackals started running around. By d tym he came back rats had taken over and chased him away. He decided to take his anger out on d Pigs while d dogs applauded. Now there's an elephant in d room.. Dis onr na Animal farm naija version. Watch out for season 2
Politics › Re: Sagay Referring To President Buhari As Weak And Unprincipled – APC by Nbote(m): 10:51am On Sep 26, 2017
Hahahah... I'm laughing becos I didn't bother to read d epistle. When d dog who's been barking at ur Neigbhours suddenly turn around to start pursuing U lol.. D
Car Talk › Re: Water Powered Trike Goes From 0-60 In 0.55 Seconds (video) by Nbote(m):
Oyibo no kuku get problem... Their own na to find fast every thing. If na naija here, before u attain full acceleration u either meet bad road, speed bump or police checkpoint.. So no need, we'll stick with danfo, keke and Toyota brands. Even Honda dey hear weeeeen for our roads

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