₦airaland Forum

Dr. Foxy,
There is a girl i being dating 4 2 months now. The problem is that she do not allow me to press or suck her bossom while making out or having sex with her.. She was alwayz on her bra and vest even on hot whetherz n nite.. I try talking to her, but she cant give any reasonable excuse 4 d action... Pls Wot is her problm and wot should i do?
Thankz

Haterz don run away..... Come saturday, una mouth go still went out of control..And City will still win their game they go..
#go&diemancityhaterz#

I suspect this Roney miss..... the controversy is too much dis days

all dis shit wouldnt arise, if father Abraham use condom on that slave woman or bone her wife advice.....

Tell us the FIFA rules that you would like to see modified in order to make football better?


For me......The Head to head rule should be modify and goal difference should come first before head to head rule. Imagine a club/country one same points with another plus extra goal difference may still not qualify simply because of head to head rule...

B4 Prof. Barth Nnaji came 2 Nigeria 2b d Minister of Power,he owned a power company in d US nd he managed his company well. Nw dat Nigeria wants 2 privatise its power companies,dere's nufin wrong in him showing interest 2 buy 1 of d power plants. But as a minister of power,he had 2 resign so as 2b able 2 bid 4 those power plants. His resignation ws purely on d basis of Business ethics.

Little Johny: "I cAn make the boss give me the day off..!!
Akpos: "And how wud U do that?
Johny: Just wait and see!
Johny hangs upside down from the ceiling...
Boss enters, and saw Johny up on the ceiling....
Boss says, "Mr. Johny, what's wrong with U?
Johny: "Am a light bulb!
Boss: U're very tired.. Go home and come next week!
Johny got down and packed up to go home..
As he leaves, boss saw Akpos packing his
documents.
Boss: Mr. Akpos, where are U also going?
Akpos: "boss, am also going home....:
I cAn't do anything without light......

A man forgets to zip up his trouser so a lady says to him "Sir u left ur GARAGE open". D man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and asks, "Did u see my BLACK JEEP parked inside?". The woman smiles back and says.....Nooo just a KEKE NAPEP with two flat tyres....








At a mosques fund raising ceremony for a bigger mosque. Many guests that could not come sent cheques. The Alfa read out the donations and this is what happened: Alh Bali 2million Allau Akbar. Alh. Dosumu N20million Allah Akbar!!When he saw the next cheque, he paused and appeared confused, then he screamed. Alh D-A-N-G-O-T-E N800 million! PRAISE D LORD! and all the Muslims replied HALLELUYAH!

dat one na craze, maybe u were jst discharged from yaba left..
Imagine the north, without boko haram

But wait ooo! What is JTF doing in anoda pple country..d last i check bakassi is cameroon territory...sumbody shuld call JTf to oda, let dem free bakassi warload joor

Desperate quest for 72 virgins at work......religion of peace my foot.. mtchewwwwwww

A man had never had Sex before, on their First Night after the wedding, the man entered the bedroom only to find His wife Completely Naked, wife asked, "Do you know what I want?" the Husband said, "NO!"
The wife laid on bed then asked, "Do you know what I want?" husband Said, "NO!"
The wife now spread her body on the Bed and Opened Her legs wide, then asked her husband, "Do you know What I want?" the Husband said, "YES!" "You want to have the Whole Bed alone!"

Pls Mr. Governor try settle dos almajiris o. Becos at d end of d day, it will b the innocent Christains dat will b at d recieving end.