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SportsRe: No Respect For Carl Lewis - Usain Bolt by ndsmartt(m): 11:14am On Aug 11, 2012
When a thief becomes too rich from stealing,he propagates laws banning stealing
SportsRe: Usain Bolt Wins Gold In Mens 200m At The Olympics by ndsmartt(m): 8:58pm On Aug 10, 2012
"Usain Bolt = 9.63, Nigeria Gala Sellers = 7.63,
Lacasara Sellers = 7.69 (sometimes 7.00 depending on traffic)lmaooooooo" joor Oº°˚˚˚°º"
Christianity EtcMention His Sweet Name To Glorify Him by ndsmartt(op):
In Chemistry, He turned water into wine. In Biology, He was born without the normal conception. In Physics, He disapproved the law of gravity when He ascended into heaven. In Economics, He disapproved d law of diminishing returns by feeding 5000 people with five loaves of bread and two fishes. In Medcine, He cured the sick and the blind without administering a single doze of drugs. In Government, He is d Wonderful Councillor & Prince of Peace. In History He is the begining and the end. In Religion, no one comes to the Father except through Him.
Who is this Man?. And please mention his sweet names to Glorify Him
SportsRe: Usain Bolt Wins Gold In Mens 200m At The Olympics by ndsmartt(m): 1:17pm On Aug 10, 2012
Hmmmmm, Imagine Usain Bolt as ur Father- He wants to flog U for commitin an offence, and U re runing away...........
SportsRe: Usain Bolt Is Using Performance Enhancing Drugs? by ndsmartt(m): 1:15pm On Aug 10, 2012
Hmmmmm, Imagine Usain Bolt as ur Father- He wants to flog U for commitin an offence, and U re runing away...........
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Real Is O'neal Company Interveiw by ndsmartt(m): 11:44am On Aug 06, 2012
The interview was held by wkend.. All manner of scammerz were present there.. By the time they lunch there weapon of #8500 licence.. All there intending victim were on the run....
Jobs/VacanciesA & P Food Limited Urgent Recruitment by ndsmartt(op): 1:07pm On Jul 27, 2012
A & P Food Limited are recuiting people who can work at their factory at Dopume axis in Lagos state.. Come in person and apply @ 64/96 Abaokuta Expressway Dopume Lagos Before Iyana Dopemu B/stop
EventsRe: Get Together Party For Nairalanders..is It Possible? by ndsmartt(m): 6:20pm On Jul 26, 2012
I wil definately come with my cutlass, in case of self defence thiings
PoliticsRe: I Would Have Won With A Wider Margin – Oshiomhole by ndsmartt(m): 9:46am On Jul 17, 2012
Oshiomole was happy that he won election and rushed to GEJ at Aso rock. One expected him to have used the same speed in visiting the families of the dead Policemen who were the sacrificial lambs for his election. Nigerians enjoy criticising Policemen forgeting that they pay the supreme price more than all other services or workers in this country today.
SportsRe: Didier Drogba Arrives In China by ndsmartt(m): 2:50pm On Jul 15, 2012
A Good Story finally. Thank u Drogba for making us, Africans proud... A heros welcom indeed. Am tired of hearing bad stories about abt africans abroad. Atleast u av given us hope dt we r not dt bad as they portray us (Africans).... I wish u all d success in ur new club
Christianity EtcRe: Catholic Church Blasts Lagos Lawmakers Over Cremation Bill by ndsmartt(op): 12:29pm On Jul 08, 2012
Thats one problm with watching too much indian movies
PoliticsRe: Man Jailed For Being Idle In Jos by ndsmartt(m): 10:40am On Jul 07, 2012
hohohohohohoho.....see me laughing in tongues ooo! wonders shall neva end.. So unemployment is now a crime, punishable under kangaroo court....shai!
Christianity EtcCatholic Church Blasts Lagos Lawmakers Over Cremation Bill by ndsmartt(op): 10:31am On Jul 07, 2012
THE Catholic Church has asked the Lagos State House of Assembly to allow the dead rest in peace by throwing out its proposal to pass a bill legalising voluntary cremation of unclaimed dead bodies in the state-owned mortuaries.

The bill seeking to legalise voluntary cremation of the dead and unclaimed corpses has already scaled the second reading on the floor of the House of Assembly.

Entitled: A bill to legalise voluntary cremation of corpses and unclaimed corpses in Lagos State,’’ the bill was sponsored by the Chairman of the Assembly’s Committee on Health Care Services, Suru Avoseh.

However, in a statement yesterday, the Administrator of the Catholic Archdiocese of Lagos, His Eminence, Anthony Cardinal Okogie, said it was totally against any move to legalize cremation or the desecration of human corpse in any guise as it believes in life after death.

Cremation is the process of burning the human corpse to ashes and sprinkling the ashes into the sea as is practised in India by the adherents of Hindus, which is the predominant religion in the country and some other parts of the Asia.

The statement signed on Okogie’s behalf by the Lagos Archdiocesan Director of Social Communications, Very Rev. Monsignor Gabriel Osu, advised the law makers to quickly jettison the idea of legalizing cremation and instead concentrate on building more modern cemeteries to cater for the growing number of unclaimed corpses in the state hospitals.

Okogie’s statement read in part, “The issue of cremation is a very sensitive one because it bothers on our culture, tradition and religion. As Africans, it is against our culture and as Christians it is against our religious beliefs. In the Koran, the respect of the dead is very clear.

They do not allow the corpse to stay long, not to talk of cremation. We believe after life and the need to give the dead proper burial as prescribed in the Bible.

“I do not see any one who would want his corpse or that of loved ones cremated. Already you can see the response of Lagosians during the public hearing. Most of those who spoke are vehemently opposed to it. It is not acceptable at all. My advice is for the law makers to quickly jettison the idea and look for better ways of dealing with unclaimed corpses,”

He then urged the government to build more modern and affordable cemeteries in various parts of the state and rehabilitate the old ones that are already in very bad shapes or condition.

According to him, “It is only in Africa that we have no respect for the dead. Go to Atan and Ikoyi cemeteries, for instance, they have been over-taken by weeds. Security is another issue entirely.The dead deserves to rest in peace.”

While intimating his colleagues on the need to support the cremation bill, Avoseh said it addressed the pathetic state of public mortuaries and challenges being faced by health officials due to shortage of land for mass burial of unclaimed corpses.

Avoseh decried the present situation in which corpses were abandoned in mortuaries for several months, thereby stretching the capacity of the mortuaries to their limits.

He said: “During our visit to the mortuaries as a member of the ad-hoc committee, I was disturbed to see heaps of corpses that were not claimed by their relatives. So, Lagos should once again take the lead in the introduction of this legislation (cremation) in the country.”
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/07/catholic-church-blasts-lagos-lawmakers-over-cremation-bill/
CrimeRe: 12 Yr Katsina Pupil Steals To Remain In School by ndsmartt(m): 4:33pm On Jul 05, 2012
ashson: shut up abegi! what do u knw about katsina anyway? 4 naija u go find free education now?
A retard like u, most u always show ur ignorance, is tym u leave dat ur village and travel out for once... So u might at least learn before showin off ur dumbiness fool
CrimeRe: 12 Yr Katsina Pupil Steals To Remain In School by ndsmartt(m): 3:53pm On Jul 05, 2012
This cant be true. Katsina state runs free education at both primary n secondary school level.. Text books, exercise books n oda schl materials are given to all students free of charge... Spare me dis cook n bull story
CrimeRe: Man Kidnaps Brother For N4M Ransom by ndsmartt(m): 6:00pm On Jun 26, 2012
In as much as it is widely belived dt igbos like money... Yorubas are d most stinge pple while d hausas are very violent pple, Niger deltas are moda of all kidnappers.... But come o! Who no like money self? D guy in question is jst a misguided scumbag, who like money jst like anyone else...bt choose d wrong way to get it.. So if u still got hate on igbos, go hug transfoma
Jokes EtcI Need Ur Advice Urgently by ndsmartt(op): 6:31pm On Jun 16, 2012
It has happened again. I was walking down a bushy path close to Apo legislative qtrs Abuja where mechanics are repairing my car at Apo Mechanics. I saw a bag, my curiocity made me to open it, I found dollars worth 600,000, complementary cards belonging to Hon Farouk and a note signed by Chief Otedola; " this is part of the money...". I am confused, I don't know what to do. Which of the these do you advise i do? (A) Take it to Ogah Farouk in police detention, who probably hid it there from security agents? (B) Take it to Chief Otedola. (C) Take it home for safe keep (D) Take it to church, pay 10% as tithe and give a wonderful testimony on how my story have changed... Please friends, advise me, I am really confused!
Jokes EtcI Need Ur Advice Urgently by ndsmartt(op): 6:31pm On Jun 16, 2012
Enenche Comedian FRIENDS HELP!!! It has happened again. I was walking down a bushy path close to Apo legislative qtrs Abuja where mechanics are repairing my car at Apo Mechanics. I saw a bag, my curiocity made me to open it, I found dollars worth 600,000, complementary cards belonging to Hon Farouk and a note signed by Chief Otedola; " this is part of the money...". I am confused, I don't know what to do. Which of the these do you advise i do? (A) Take it to Ogah Farouk in police detention, who probably hid it there from security agents? (B) Take it to Chief Otedola. (C) Take it home for safe keep (D) Take it to church, pay 10% as tithe and give a wonderful testimony on how my story have changed... Please friends, advise me, I am really confused!
TravelRe: DANA Airline Grounded, Demuren To Step Aside! by ndsmartt(m): 3:02pm On Jun 05, 2012
I jst wish 4 one day, u pple wil atleast fulfil 50% of wot u say...
Jokes EtcRe: Which One Did U Do, Be Sincere by ndsmartt(m): 12:03pm On Apr 15, 2012
wait oooo! Is it wrong to dip bread in the tea....cos dis is wot i cnt stp doing
PoliticsRe: We Didn't Threaten To Kill Jonathan - Boko Haram (transcript Of Youtube Video) by ndsmartt(m): 11:45am On Apr 15, 2012
am sick n tired of u guyz...... Does it mean that all the Innocent blood wasted already, is not enough for dis una blood thirsty allah
Christianity EtcRe: I Abandoned Religion And God Today. I'm Free. by ndsmartt(m): 11:37am On Apr 15, 2012
My Dear nairalandierz... Though the situation of our religious group are in a serious bad shape- with der hypocrital nature.... Let us nt loose focus on GOD... Atleast we migt nt be 2 religious bt we can serve n belive in de creator
PoliticsRe: 'God Chose Us' - GEJ At National Breakfast Meeting by ndsmartt(m): 6:36pm On Apr 14, 2012
wots prob wit u haterz.. Am no fan of GEJ... But u guys massively voted him in power, cos u lack a fresh air.. if u are in his position now, tell me de reason why u wont turn into a preacher... Like him
TravelRe: Lokoja-Abuja Road Traffic Holdup: Worst Ever! by ndsmartt(m): 7:07am On Apr 07, 2012
Guy no be small experience ooo... I travelled from abuja to osha.. A journey that should av lasted for 6hrs... I stayed on that hold for hours.. And got to ma destination after 12hrs... Come see as robbers frm d nearest villages were attackin travellers at d holdup....thank God our driver followed one village like dt
Jokes Etc3 Drunkerz by ndsmartt(op): 10:23pm On Apr 06, 2012
3 drunk men stopped an Igbo Man taxi driver & d taxi driver sensed dat they were drunk & so they enterd d car & d driver starts d engine & turned it off again & then he said'we don reach there o. D 1st guy
gave him money, d 2nd guy said''thank u'' d 3rd guy gave him a slap & d driver was surprised, tinkin d 3rd guy realized d car did not move, so he asked wat was dat 4? d drunk man replied'..control ur speed nxt
time.U almost killed yourself
NYSCRe: Not All Nigerians Are Bad: My NYSC Experience by ndsmartt(m): 5:15pm On Apr 04, 2012
is de samething in most of the nysc camp in the north.. at my orientation camp in katsina state, all ma room mate n even lodge mate neva for a day complian for a theft, despite keeping der valuable unsafe.. I too left my waist bag at bathroom after showerin, with huge amount n oda valuable inside.. but d hausa man wey found it return it to me..
Christianity EtcNever U Mock His Name by ndsmartt(op): 10:43am On Apr 04, 2012
"Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for
whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
Here are some men and women who mocked God: *John* ***Lennon **(**Singer):* Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, hE said: "Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are more famous than Him" (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ was, shot six times.
*Tancredo Neves** (President of Brazil ):* During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure, he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, Then he died.
*Cazuza** (* *Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet): * During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ), while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: "God, that's for you." He died at the age of 32 of AIDS in a horrible manner. *The man who built the Titanic* After the construction of the Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said; "Not even God can sink it" The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic.
*Marilyn Monroe **(Actress)* She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: "I don't need your Jesus". A week later, she was found dead in her apartment .
*Bon Scott **(Singer)* The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs, he sang: "Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell". On February 19, 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.
*Campinas **(IN 2005)* In Campinas , Brazil , a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend...
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter - holding her hand, Who was already seated in the car, "My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You..." She responded: "Only If He (God) Travels in the Trunk, because inside Here...It's already full " Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, and the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact. The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none were broken .
Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) Said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written. In June 2006, she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle . Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus. ManY have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive
Nairaland GeneralRe: Brand New Nairaland Theme by ndsmartt(m): 1:08pm On Apr 01, 2012
abeg leave the theme..as its before.. that foma theme is de nl identity
Jokes EtcPoor Johnny by ndsmartt(op): 9:35pm On Mar 31, 2012
Teacher: what's wrong?
Johnny : our house is very small, Me,
my mum and my dad,all sleep in
the same bed. Everynyt my dad asks
if I'm sleeping,I say No then he slaps
my face & gives me a Black eye•
Teacher: 2nyt wen ur dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer.
The following ♍õяйĩΏĝ Johnnys teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.Teacher: My goodness why the swelling? Johnny: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping....... I shut up an kept dead still.
Then my dad & ♍Ɣ mom started moving, u know, Mum was brething heavy,kicking her legs up and making noises.Then my dad asked ♍Ɣ mum, “R u cumin?“Mum said, “Yes I'm cumin, r u cumin too?“ Dad answered:“Yes“.They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said,wait for me,I'm
coming too..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Muhammad Awwal Sets Self On Fire After Theft Accusation In Kaduna by ndsmartt(m): 1:46pm On Mar 31, 2012
yea, that is it.... De earlier dey dies, de nearer they got to hell...
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Captures Runaway Member by ndsmartt(m): 4:06pm On Mar 13, 2012
The evil that men do......................

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