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When a thief becomes too rich from stealing,he propagates laws banning stealing |
"Usain Bolt = 9.63, Nigeria Gala Sellers = 7.63, Lacasara Sellers = 7.69 (sometimes 7.00 depending on traffic)lmaooooooo" joor Oº°˚˚˚°º" |
In Chemistry, He turned water into wine. In Biology, He was born without the normal conception. In Physics, He disapproved the law of gravity when He ascended into heaven. In Economics, He disapproved d law of diminishing returns by feeding 5000 people with five loaves of bread and two fishes. In Medcine, He cured the sick and the blind without administering a single doze of drugs. In Government, He is d Wonderful Councillor & Prince of Peace. In History He is the begining and the end. In Religion, no one comes to the Father except through Him. Who is this Man?. And please mention his sweet names to Glorify Him |
Hmmmmm, Imagine Usain Bolt as ur Father- He wants to flog U for commitin an offence, and U re runing away........... |
Hmmmmm, Imagine Usain Bolt as ur Father- He wants to flog U for commitin an offence, and U re runing away........... |
The interview was held by wkend.. All manner of scammerz were present there.. By the time they lunch there weapon of #8500 licence.. All there intending victim were on the run.... |
A & P Food Limited are recuiting people who can work at their factory at Dopume axis in Lagos state.. Come in person and apply @ 64/96 Abaokuta Expressway Dopume Lagos Before Iyana Dopemu B/stop |
I wil definately come with my cutlass, in case of self defence thiings |
Oshiomole was happy that he won election and rushed to GEJ at Aso rock. One expected him to have used the same speed in visiting the families of the dead Policemen who were the sacrificial lambs for his election. Nigerians enjoy criticising Policemen forgeting that they pay the supreme price more than all other services or workers in this country today. |
A Good Story finally. Thank u Drogba for making us, Africans proud... A heros welcom indeed. Am tired of hearing bad stories about abt africans abroad. Atleast u av given us hope dt we r not dt bad as they portray us (Africans).... I wish u all d success in ur new club |
Thats one problm with watching too much indian movies |
hohohohohohoho.....see me laughing in tongues ooo! wonders shall neva end.. So unemployment is now a crime, punishable under kangaroo court....shai! |
THE Catholic Church has asked the Lagos State House of Assembly to allow the dead rest in peace by throwing out its proposal to pass a bill legalising voluntary cremation of unclaimed dead bodies in the state-owned mortuaries.http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/07/catholic-church-blasts-lagos-lawmakers-over-cremation-bill/ |
ashson: shut up abegi! what do u knw about katsina anyway? 4 naija u go find free education now?A retard like u, most u always show ur ignorance, is tym u leave dat ur village and travel out for once... So u might at least learn before showin off ur dumbiness fool |
This cant be true. Katsina state runs free education at both primary n secondary school level.. Text books, exercise books n oda schl materials are given to all students free of charge... Spare me dis cook n bull story |
In as much as it is widely belived dt igbos like money... Yorubas are d most stinge pple while d hausas are very violent pple, Niger deltas are moda of all kidnappers.... But come o! Who no like money self? D guy in question is jst a misguided scumbag, who like money jst like anyone else...bt choose d wrong way to get it.. So if u still got hate on igbos, go hug transfoma |
It has happened again. I was walking down a bushy path close to Apo legislative qtrs Abuja where mechanics are repairing my car at Apo Mechanics. I saw a bag, my curiocity made me to open it, I found dollars worth 600,000, complementary cards belonging to Hon Farouk and a note signed by Chief Otedola; " this is part of the money...". I am confused, I don't know what to do. Which of the these do you advise i do? (A) Take it to Ogah Farouk in police detention, who probably hid it there from security agents? (B) Take it to Chief Otedola. (C) Take it home for safe keep (D) Take it to church, pay 10% as tithe and give a wonderful testimony on how my story have changed... Please friends, advise me, I am really confused! |
Enenche Comedian FRIENDS HELP!!! It has happened again. I was walking down a bushy path close to Apo legislative qtrs Abuja where mechanics are repairing my car at Apo Mechanics. I saw a bag, my curiocity made me to open it, I found dollars worth 600,000, complementary cards belonging to Hon Farouk and a note signed by Chief Otedola; " this is part of the money...". I am confused, I don't know what to do. Which of the these do you advise i do? (A) Take it to Ogah Farouk in police detention, who probably hid it there from security agents? (B) Take it to Chief Otedola. (C) Take it home for safe keep (D) Take it to church, pay 10% as tithe and give a wonderful testimony on how my story have changed... Please friends, advise me, I am really confused! |
I jst wish 4 one day, u pple wil atleast fulfil 50% of wot u say... |
wait oooo! Is it wrong to dip bread in the tea....cos dis is wot i cnt stp doing |
am sick n tired of u guyz...... Does it mean that all the Innocent blood wasted already, is not enough for dis una blood thirsty allah |
My Dear nairalandierz... Though the situation of our religious group are in a serious bad shape- with der hypocrital nature.... Let us nt loose focus on GOD... Atleast we migt nt be 2 religious bt we can serve n belive in de creator |
wots prob wit u haterz.. Am no fan of GEJ... But u guys massively voted him in power, cos u lack a fresh air.. if u are in his position now, tell me de reason why u wont turn into a preacher... Like him |
Guy no be small experience ooo... I travelled from abuja to osha.. A journey that should av lasted for 6hrs... I stayed on that hold for hours.. And got to ma destination after 12hrs... Come see as robbers frm d nearest villages were attackin travellers at d holdup....thank God our driver followed one village like dt |
3 drunk men stopped an Igbo Man taxi driver & d taxi driver sensed dat they were drunk & so they enterd d car & d driver starts d engine & turned it off again & then he said'we don reach there o. D 1st guy gave him money, d 2nd guy said''thank u'' d 3rd guy gave him a slap & d driver was surprised, tinkin d 3rd guy realized d car did not move, so he asked wat was dat 4? d drunk man replied'..control ur speed nxt time.U almost killed yourself |
is de samething in most of the nysc camp in the north.. at my orientation camp in katsina state, all ma room mate n even lodge mate neva for a day complian for a theft, despite keeping der valuable unsafe.. I too left my waist bag at bathroom after showerin, with huge amount n oda valuable inside.. but d hausa man wey found it return it to me.. |
"Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. Here are some men and women who mocked God: *John* ***Lennon **(**Singer):* Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, hE said: "Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are more famous than Him" (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ was, shot six times. *Tancredo Neves** (President of Brazil ):* During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure, he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, Then he died. *Cazuza** (* *Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet): * During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ), while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: "God, that's for you." He died at the age of 32 of AIDS in a horrible manner. *The man who built the Titanic* After the construction of the Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said; "Not even God can sink it" The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic. *Marilyn Monroe **(Actress)* She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: "I don't need your Jesus". A week later, she was found dead in her apartment . *Bon Scott **(Singer)* The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs, he sang: "Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell". On February 19, 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit. *Campinas **(IN 2005)* In Campinas , Brazil , a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend... The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter - holding her hand, Who was already seated in the car, "My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You..." She responded: "Only If He (God) Travels in the Trunk, because inside Here...It's already full " Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, and the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact. The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none were broken . Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) Said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written. In June 2006, she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle . Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus. ManY have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive |
abeg leave the theme..as its before.. that foma theme is de nl identity |
Teacher: what's wrong? Johnny : our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad,all sleep in the same bed. Everynyt my dad asks if I'm sleeping,I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye• Teacher: 2nyt wen ur dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer. The following ♍õяйĩΏĝ Johnnys teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.Teacher: My goodness why the swelling? Johnny: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping....... I shut up an kept dead still. Then my dad & ♍Ɣ mom started moving, u know, Mum was brething heavy,kicking her legs up and making noises.Then my dad asked ♍Ɣ mum, “R u cumin?“Mum said, “Yes I'm cumin, r u cumin too?“ Dad answered:“Yes“.They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said,wait for me,I'm coming too.. |
yea, that is it.... De earlier dey dies, de nearer they got to hell... |
The evil that men do...................... |