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Manchester United TIll mY LaSt bREaTh |
wondaful u tried guy kip it up''''' |
neva been banned b4 |
My wife CHIKA woke me up inda middle of the nyt only to confess to me that am not the father of our three kids. That a friend that i brought from village named EBELE to help i feed him i cloth him he leave in the apartment that i paid rent of . She is now askn for my forgiveness SHOULD I FORGIVE HER ND SEND HER AWAY WITH THE KIDS OR SHOULD I ACCEPT THE KIDS ND SEND HER AWAY AM BORED NOW I DNT KNOW WHAT TO DO PLS TELL ME WHAT TO DO, |
god hv mercy |
god hv mercy |
A famous prostitude just died and no one knews what to write on her grave an old man came and said just write 'AT LAST SHE SLEEPS ALONE'' If u are to suggest what suppose to write at her grave ![]() ![]() |
TEACHER ask: why are you late for school? JOHNNY : because of the sign TEACHER : what sign JOHNNY : the sign that says SCHOOL AHEAD GO SLOW |
My wife was dying. i was by her bedside she said to me in a tired voice. Das sumtin i must confess. "Shhh" i said to das nothing to confess evrything is alright she said no i must die in peace. i had sex wit ur brother, ur best frnd, his best frnd, nd ur father. Then i said to her I KNOW ABOUT ALL THAT. nd i whispered to her Das why i POISON YOU LWKMD,ROFLMAO, LOL, |
[color=][/color]Me and my gf are inlove let's say about two yrs nd. we often had funz like romance to the maximun point but anytime i want to go beyond romance she will say no bout dat. she keep telln me dat if i try to disvirgin her in next one week dat i will regret dat. cos she cant control herself bout sex. D worst part of it is dat she said to me dat as for now she belongs to me but is i tried to deflowered her she will became sex machine to any man |
[color=#990000][/color]I will marry an igbo girl cos \1/ dey know hw to make luv (2 ) dey r clean (3) dey sabi cook |
[color=#990000][/color]I will marry an igbo girl cos \1/ dey know hw to make luv (2 ) dey r clean (3) dey sabi cook |
