Manchester United TIll mY LaSt bREaTh

wondaful u tried guy kip it up'''''

neva been banned b4

My wife CHIKA woke me up inda middle of the nyt only to confess to me that am not the father of our three kids. That a friend that i brought from village named EBELE to help i feed him i cloth him he leave in the apartment that i paid rent of . She is now askn for my forgiveness
SHOULD I FORGIVE HER ND SEND HER AWAY WITH THE KIDS OR SHOULD I ACCEPT THE KIDS ND SEND HER AWAY
AM BORED NOW I DNT KNOW WHAT TO DO
PLS TELL ME WHAT TO DO,

god hv mercy

god hv mercy

A famous prostitude just died and no one knews what to write on her grave an old man came and said just write
'AT LAST SHE SLEEPS ALONE''
If u are to suggest what suppose to write at her grave

TEACHER ask: why are you late for school?
JOHNNY : because of the sign
TEACHER : what sign
JOHNNY : the sign that says
SCHOOL AHEAD GO SLOW

My wife was dying. i was by her bedside she said to me in a tired voice. Das sumtin i must confess. "Shhh" i said to das nothing to confess evrything is alright
she said no i must die in peace. i had sex wit ur brother, ur best frnd, his best frnd, nd ur father. Then i said to her I KNOW ABOUT ALL THAT. nd i whispered to her Das why i POISON YOU
LWKMD,ROFLMAO, LOL,

[color=][/color]Me and my gf are inlove let's say about two yrs nd.
we often had funz like romance to the maximun point but anytime i want to go beyond romance she will say no bout dat. she keep telln me dat if i try to disvirgin her in next one week dat i will regret dat. cos she cant control herself bout sex. D worst part of it is dat she said to me dat as for now she belongs to me but is i tried to deflowered her she will became sex machine to any man

[color=#990000][/color]I will marry an igbo girl cos \1/ dey know hw to make luv (2 ) dey r clean (3) dey sabi cook

[color=#990000][/color]I will marry an igbo girl cos \1/ dey know hw to make luv (2 ) dey r clean (3) dey sabi cook