₦airaland Forum

Explorers:
Like Won't be habitable for 300-900yrs from when they fought the war.

oh okay thanks for the clarification

Op@ I guess you are a millionaire

Anglican church,basically 'cause I was born into an anglican family

Lovely writeup only to spoil it with a picture of 2 nacissists

Explorers:
WWI battlefields remain uninhabitable for 300-900 years.

WWI was just about a 100yrs ago,i don't understand this caption

......and etisalat advert with genevive

....and when people catch these robbers someone will tell them not to indulge in jungle justice

No,you don't blame the contractor,the contractor is supposed to be supervised by an employee(ministry) of the govt to make sure they follow road specs et al.

Even the lagos/badagry exp way (mile2 axis) is already having potholes and the project is still on!! Na cosmetic road construction full lagos.

No good deed goes unpunished

The maid of honor is thinking abt her own life,her bestfriend is married now and she's still alone.
P.S. By the look of her skin seems she just start to dey bleach

On judgement day,
GOD: look I have over a trillion cases to deal with so if you know you're a Nigerian move to my left,don't waste my time.


NIGERIANS: but dear Lord,it's our leaders,our poverty

GOD: are you poorer than Liberians?somalians? Were your leaders any worse than what I hitler,stalin,donald trump(lol)?
"Love your neighbour as yourself" is the summary of any my commandants mark 12:31.Do you need to be rich to do that? Go rot in hell

EgunMogaji:
This woman is very ugly.

If she wasn't rich and was a market woman then she would be a nonentity.

she's ugly 'cause she didn't bleach?

Ovamboland:
The road you walk on from your house to your business, did you construct it?

The road your customers use to access your business did you build it all the way from their homes?

Are you aware the government in Lagos pays subsidy to waste PSP operators while subscribers pay another part to ensure the system runs smoothly?

my road isn't tarred and PSP rarely come along

somehowpenis:
not an answer to the question.

PES is better no doubt

Gameplay is more crucial sha,faces are secondary to me

Goke7:
So its good not to pay tax abi? Any business not paying tax does not deserve to be in operation. awoof de run belle.

Na mouth we get for naija, tax we no dey pay.

awoof how? Did the govt give me anything?did they in anyway help me to erect my biz?

richidinho:
As a guy you are at risk of Lagos marriage, she can pack in anytime her aunty provokes her

goodness,i'm in exactly the same wahala now.she's consuming all my food too

More like "will you garri me?"

So if the car is in good condition what should be the color of the smoke?

Very insightful

If twas just a pic of her smoking weed I guess there won't 'ave been so much cristicism.Forgetting that Hebrew 4:12 says "the word of God is sharper than a 2-edged sword piercing into the divided asunder of soul and spirit,of joints and marrow and is a discerner of the thoughts and intent of the heart".
So the influence of marijuana isn't stronger than that of the Bible.As long as she continues read the good book she will ditch the weed

gamaliel121:
Lol...yea
But there are a lot of bitchessss out there who are hotter than Angelina

maybe if you look at jolie's age but when you talk of beauty,class and acting talent there are few better. She's is what messi/ronaldo is to football,a worldclass,grade-A chic

When ur married to someone as hot as Angelina Jolie and you get seperate it's best to just go celibate,dating any other woman is a step/level back

No big deal,just a girl that exposes her body

RX 300 is more widely used than the 350

joey150:
You dont have dustbin in your house?

Are you one of those that should be flogged?

how much can a dustbin hold?

LaExpert:
If you stay in Lagos, hand it over to LAWMA whenever they come around. If you don't, hand it over to the waste management agency in your state.

do you know when 'whenever' is?

joey150:
Especially that number 1..

We need to start flogging adults and giving them broom to sweep..

If you are caught littering the environment in anyway. Sadly, most Nigerians behave like Goats. They fail to usee common sense until you use force.

Nothing disgusts me more than a grown person littering the environment.

no vex oh,but if I have got refuse in my house,where am I suppose to dump them? I can't leave it in my house

No means to feed her? Is her breast for fancy?

Zdoh:
This device will arrive next week 08088759163 to place order and installation.

how much is it?

Ada9103:
I love cucumber.....spell it....Zero..Ochty

[size=8pt][/size] till tomorrow I still dey laugh for that interview