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Maximus17:
she needs to transfer network from a foreign based server to the local host

Who's the 'server' & who's the 'host'?

Chai! Ihe na eme n'uwa nka a

This peepz ain't getting tired, seems they need more drastic measures to follow them up

@Op I still don't relate to the question "why do some people change after the first date" prior to your write-up

1miccza:
It's called marketing bro!! They are trying to woo guyz like you....

Woo guys like me
FYI, I'm unwooable by them boobs

1miccza:
It's called marketing bro!! They are trying to woo guyz like you....

Woo guys like me
FYI, I'm unwooable

What does that got to do with the catastrophic condition of the Nations economy right now

I do wonder what they are trying to gain from doing such

*singing*

She wanna scatter my head; abi you be Ogbanje?---you be Ogbanje

She wanna confuse my thinking; abi you be Ogbanje?---you be Ogbanje

Mofe joko--mofe joko
Mole joko--mole joko...

What annoys me most is the pouting(twisting & protruding the lower lips)...especially that of Tiwa Salvage in that GLO borrow-airtime advert

Hmm

Blackett:
So what was "hilarious" about this?

Xame here

Hmm...





































Next pls

That's interesting to know
*walking around the compound in felicitation*

Not all of them exhibit such, but for those who do...maybe some kinda character trait

It's known as Velvet Tamarind

According to ReportGhNews, the Pastor (pictured) was preaching to his congregation on a Sunday morning then he ask people with health problems to stand up and come close to touch a specific place on his body for healing.

While everyone was touching the Pastor’s head, shoes and shoulder; this woman, a bishop of same congregation decided to hold the pastor’s priv’ates for healing.

The Pastor ask why she hold his priv’ates and the woman said, “her husband pen*s is not working anymore so she believes when she hold the Pastor’s pen*s, her husband’s would be healed.”

Then the pastor shouted, hallelujah somebody.

Can you blame the lady, wasn’t she obeying simple instruction?

xpac01:
Majority of the postition has to do with rail fittings maitainance person, mechanical engineerings and office administrations. Requirement varies from WASSCE/NECO, NABTEB and B.ENG..

Thanks man...'ll be heading for it then

Issorite

What's the requirement(s) and the position(s) to apply please?

The Presidency on Saturday said it was aware of a plot by former President Olusegun Obasanjo and some unnamed others within and outside the country to thwart the forthcoming general elections and foist an unconstitutional Interim National Government,which he hopes to head, on the nation.

Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Dr. Reuben Abati, said this in a statement made available to journalists in Abuja.

Abati was reacting to an allegation by Obasanjo that President Goodluck Jonathan was planning to plunge the country into crisis if he loses the forthcoming general election.

He said the Presidency found Obasanjo’s allegation odious and repugnant.

He said the former President had repeatedly been impugning on Jonathan’s integrity for the purpose of self-promotion.

The presidential spokesman said it was senseless, irrational and out of place for Obasanjo, who still claims to belong to the same party as the President, to accuse Jonathan of plotting to win the rescheduled presidential elections by “hook or crook” and planning to plunge the nation into crisis if he loses the election.

He said contrary to Obasanjo’s claim, the President would continue to support the Independent National Electoral Commission and other relevant federal agencies to ensure that the rescheduled elections are successfully conducted.

The statement read, “We find the false claims and allegations reportedly made against President Goodluck Jonathan by Chief Olusegun Obasanjo on Saturday in Abeokuta very odious and repugnant.

“As we have had cause to say before, it is most regrettable indeed that a man like Chief Obasanjo, who should know better, chooses to repeatedly, wantonly, and maliciously impugn the integrity of a sitting President of his country for the primary purpose of self-promotion.

“It is obvious from Chief Obasanjo’s serial vituperations against President Jonathan who is doing his best to positively transform Nigeria for the benefit of all of its people that he has willfully chosen to close his eyes to the present administration’s good works and intentions. For reasons best known to him, Chief Obasanjo has set his mind on regime change by fair or foul means.

“Otherwise, it would be completely senseless, irrational and out of place for Chief Obasanjo, who still claims to belong to the same party as the President, to accuse President Jonathan of plotting to win the rescheduled presidential elections by “hook or crook” and planning to plunge the nation into crisis if he loses the election.


http://www.punchng.com/news/obasanjo-working-towards-heading-interim-govt-presidency/

Following assurances by the Federal Government that it would battle the Boko Haram insurgency to a standstill in six weeks, the #BringBackOurGirls coalition on Saturday in Abuja launched a six-week countdown to the rescue of the 219 Chibok school girls in Boko Haram captivity and an end to terrorism in the country.

The group said the launch date marked 10 months since the abduction of 276 Chibok girls from their school dormitory by the terrorist group.

The BBOG spokesman, Rotimi Olawale, in a statement said the movement has, over the past months, sustained its advocacy, including daily sit-outs in Abuja and regular sit-outs in Lagos and Ibadan as well as several other protests held across the world.

It noted that assurances by the FG that the girls would be rescued alive very soon and reports in the media that some of the girls were sighted as recent as November last year, offers a ray of hope that if urgent actions were taken, the girls would be rescued alive.

The group insisted that it would continue to pursue its singular purpose of ensuring the safe returns of the chibok girls and all other abducted Nigerians by the deadly sect.

According to the BBOG, the countdown will help them monitor the activities of the multinational forces toward the eradication of the insurgents and the rescue of the Chibok girls from their captors.


http://www.punchng.com/news/bbog-launches-countdown-to-chibok-girls-rescue/

*walks into thread heads-down*
*raises up head*
*sees pix*
*marvelled*
*runs out of thread heels up*
*palpitating*

*walks in*
*clears troat*
*sees thread*
*confused*
*thinking on what to comment*

(A Message To Our Girlfriends / Wives)


Dear Ladies,

Now that you have decided to shift the Election which was meant for 14th February (Valentine’s day) without a proper
consultation with National Association of Boyfriends and
Husbands (NABAH) stating security issues as d reason behind d postponement, we want to use this opportunity to inform all of you that the Valentine also cannot Hold on 14th February 2015 due to Security Challenges affecting our country. The Alert which we received from NSA, SSS and NPF, CIA, CTU, FBI indicates that Mr Biggs ,Boutique, Shoprite ,Hotels even Mama Nkechi’s Canteen and other eatries in every corner of Nigeria may be as unsafe for us as you said the elections venue may be.

Please our dear Ladies we love you so much and we don’t want
Titanic to repeat itself. Kindly stay in your house as our
members in the association will also be in their respective houses praying for the goodwill of Nigeria. We shall fix a new date for the Valentine or carry it over depending when Boko Haram stop bombing. Thanks for Understanding and also pray that our Soldiers will defeat Boko Haram soonest. Thanks.


Sign : Secretary for the President of the Association

Nothing Romantic about it...more of lovely recitation to me

Exactly my kind of person

Abbey2sam:
make seun catch you first
and you become

*ineligible*

to use nairaland again

lol

Then I'll make Nairaland

*Ungovernable*

Na joke oo

The Federal Government on Thursday raised the alarm that Islamic the insurgent group, Boko Haram, may have started recruiting and training fighters.

Coordinator of the National Information Centre on the war against terrorism, Mr. Mike Omeri, raised the alarm at a press briefing in Abuja, citing intelligence reports.

Omeri said, “In the general effort to contain acts of insurgency in the North East and secure the entire area for the forthcoming general elections, the centre wishes to alert the general public on very recent intelligence reports which indicated a considerable movement of Boko Haram recruits from such locations as Geidam, Mairi and Dupcha (all in Borno State) to training camps within the general area.

“Previous major attacks by insurgents, including the siege on Bama and Monguno military bases, were preceded by such massing up of fighters in training camps within the proposed targets.

“This recent development, which points in the same direction, has also been alluded to by the Boko Haram group in its recent boast about having a 30,000 – 50,000-strong force to disrupt elections in Maiduguri.”

Omeri, however, said the Nigerian military forces have fully mobilised and deployed troops against the insurgents whom he claimed were being chased and roundly subdued.

The NIC spokesman added, “Therefore, we urge the general public to exercise a high level of vigilance and also support the effort of the military to ensure hitch-free elections and a return to normalcy in the general area, soonest.

“We also seize this opportunity to restate government’s commitment to keeping the country and her citizens safe from those who seek to destroy the nation.”
Omeri urged the civil society, politicians and everybody to avoid disruptive and inciting statements and assured the general public of regular update on the successes scored by the military and security forces in the fight against terror in the North East.

Hmm


Unimaginable

Inexplicable

Unquantifiable

Unbelievable

Indomitable

Indefagitable

Instrumental

Influential

Inevitable

Inexhaustible

Unimprovised

Phewww*sweating*