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Very Pathetic

Iamsynord:
Sorry is she suppose to be Caught pants up in an hotel??

How does it affect this jellof palp am siping?

Maamin:
Abeg who dey there?..make una give this guy chilled pure water, him blood dey hot!!

ellaemma:
Na wa! Big Big okpoyibo......... Shuooooooooooooo!

Just felt that my homo-sapienic conformity is encapsulated

Kudos to her, who's next?

What a jingling discus of humanity in the symphony of a gender paragon which has escalated to the greatest echelon of ambiguity and decadence

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What a jingling discus of humanity in the symphony of a gender paragon which has escalated to the greatest echelon of ambiguity and decadence

MsPat:
So my mind is this dirty?!

Wey dis car wash boys?!
Abeg make una con wash my mind!!

You really need 'em car-wash boyz

#Interesting & Shocking Facts


1. The longest time between two twins being born is 87 days.

2. The world's deepest postbox is in Susami Bay in Japan. It's 10 metres underwater.

3. In 2007, an American man named Corey Taylor tried to fake his own deathin order to get out of his cell phone contract without paying a fee. It didn't work.

4. The oldest condoms ever found date back to the 1640s (they were found in a cesspit at Dudley Castle), and were made from animal and fish intestines.

5. In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes won a race at Belmont Park in New York despite being dead— he suffered a heart attack mid-race, but his body stayed in the saddle until his horse crossed the line for a 20–1 outsider victory.

6. Everyone has a unique tongue print, just like fingerprints.

7. Most Muppets are left-handed. (Because most Muppeteers are right-handed, so they operate the head with their favoured hand.)

8. Female kangaroos have three vaginas.

9. It costs the U.S. Mint almost twice as much to mint each penny and nickel as the coins are actually worth. Taxpayers lost over $100 million in 2013 just through the coins being made.

10. Light doesn't necessarily travel at the speed of light. The slowest we've ever recorded light moving at is 38 mph.

11. Casu marzuis a Sardinian cheese that contains live maggots. The maggots can jump up to five inches out of cheese while you're eating it, so it's a good idea to shield it with your hand to stop them jumping into your eyes.

12. The loneliest creature on Earth is a whale who has been calling out for a mate for over two decades — but whose high-pitched voice is so different to other whales that they never respond.

13. The spikes on the end of a stegosaurus' tail are known among paleontologistsas the "thagomizer" — a term coined by cartoonist Gary Larson in a 1982 Far Side drawing.

14. During World War II, the crew of the British submarine HMS Trident kept a fully grown reindeer called Pollyannaaboard their vessel for six weeks (it was a gift from the Russians).

15. The northern leopard frog swallows its prey using its eyes— it uses them to help push food down its throat by retracting them into its head.

16. The first man to urinate on the moon was Buzz Aldrin, shortly after stepping onto the lunar surface.

17. Some fruit flies are genetically resistant to getting drunk — but only if they have an inactive version of a gene scientists have named "happyhour".

18. Experiments show that male rhesus macaque monkeys will pay to look at picturesof female rhesus macaques' bottoms.

19. In 1567, the man said to have the longest beard in the world died after he tripped over his beard running away from a fire.

20. The Dance Fever of 1518 was a month-long plague of inexplicable dancing in Strasbourg, in which hundreds of people danced for about a month for no apparent reason. Several of them danced themselves to death.

#FACTS


1. Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

2. The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

3. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

4. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan, there was never a recorded Wendy before!

5. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

6. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear any pants.

7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

8. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks - otherwise it will digest itself.

9. A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink.

10. Many sharks lay eggs, but hammerheads give birth to live babies that look like very small duplicates of their parents. Young hammerheads are usually born head first, with the tip of their hammer-shaped head folded backward to make them more streamlined for birth.

11. Sharks and rays are the only animals known to man that don't get cancer. Scientists believe this has something to do with the fact that they don't have bones, but cartilage.

12. Sloths take two weeks to digest their food.

13. Ostriches are often not taken seriously. They can run faster than horses, and the males can roar like lions.

14. At a glance, the Celsius scale makes more sense than the Fahrenheit scale for temperature measuring. But its creator, Anders Celsius, was an oddball scientist. When he first developed his scale, he made freezing 100 degrees and boiling 0 degrees, or upside down. No one dared point this out to him, so fellow scientists waited until Celsius died to change the scale.

15. A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber. A ball of solid steel will bounce higher than one made entirely of glass.

16. On average, half of all false teeth have some form of radioactivity.

17. Hot water is heavier than cold.

18. Every year about 98% of atoms in your body are replaced.

19. A crocodile can't move its tongue and cannot chew. Its digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail.

20. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

21. Rats and horses can't vomit.

22. A shrimp's heart is in it's head.

23. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

24. A cat's urine glows under a black light.

25. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

26. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

27. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

28. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

29. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

30. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

31. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

32. Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.

33. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

34. You’re born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

35. Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

36. The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.

Hmm...just for fame

Reall? Nwanne oburo obere ife, but Olisa bi n'Igwe will deliver them

korel9:
Na to put the book for picture frame and hang it on my wall

Even write hm biography sell as hand-out

Hmm


Wonderz Ceaseth Not

korel9:
And what if he loses?











I go just tear the cover page of my textbook and keep the contents.

And what if he wins?

Am already catching the fever, though yellow in colour

Hmm...Interesting

And how does that change this my Java to iPhone 6

Goodmorning NNPC

paulolee:
lol...badt n nauqhty thread....
wud kip fallinq for DT popcorn, toothpaste, chewinq qum part....nice work Mr.op BT its kinda too corrupt n u wud av taqed it as under 18 tinz
**picks up bible n start readinq.ferociousli**

And what section is this if I may ask?

Zohan:
Op you don insult me finish na
_*walks out of thread*

In what way please?

1. What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?

Ans: Chewing gum, you perv!

2. Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?

Ans: A ring! Get your mind out of the gutter!

3. What’s at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?

Ans: A Toothbrush. Come on.

4. You play with it at night before bed. You can’t be seen fiddling with it at work. You only let very,veryspecial people touch it. What is it?

Ans: Your smart phone! DUH.

5. What’s long and hard and has cum in it?

Ans: A cuCUMber. Haha, got you.

6. What does every woman have that starts with a “V” and that she can use to get what she wants?

Ans: Her VOICE, you sexist asshole.

7. What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?

Ans: An elevator. You're a disgusting human being.

8. What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?

Ans: MONEY. Your mind is basically a citizen of the gutter.

9. What’s made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes?

Ans: ERASERS. Safety first, kiddos!

10. People think these are better when they’re longer, but short ones can be really powerful, too, and there is totally such a thing as TOO long. What are they?

Ans: 140 characters is not enough to express how gross your imagination is.

11. What’s most useful when it’s long and hard?

Ans: A college education.

12. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is really short. Mickey Mouse’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What is it?

Ans: A last name. Did you really think... Oh my god.

13. If you put three fingers into these holes, it’s gonna be a shocker. What am I talking about?

Ans: A Power Outlet. Because That Would Give You An Electric Shock. Dont't do it.

14. What starts with “p” and ends with “orn” and is the hottest part of the movie industry?

Ans: Popcorn, Obviously.

15. It’s fun to do, but you hate knowing your parents do it, too. What is it?

Ans: FACEBOOK. Wow. You're so twisted.

16. Every man has one, some are big, some are small. Blowing them feels great, but they drip if you aren’t careful. What are they?

Ans: Noses. They're noses. Why would you even think... Ugh.

17. What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?

Ans: Seatbelts. Ew, man.

18. What’s white, gooey, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

Ans: Toothpaste. Dental hygiene is so important. You sick freak.

19. What gets wetter when things get steamy?

Ans: Steam boats! An integral part of the evolution of marine travel!

20. They’re powerful and fun, especially when you put your fingers in them. What are they?

Ans: Bowling balls! Hahahahahahahaha. I know what you were thinking...

21.Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed.

Ans: A Bunk-Bed. Dumbass.

22. What’s squishy, bouncy, and comes in pairs?

Ans: Two bunnies!

23. You get a lot of it if you’re important and successful, you get less when you’re just starting out. You sometimes do it with yourself if you need to, but it’s a lot better when it’s with other people.

Ans: Email. Calm down.

24. What’s beautiful and natural, but gets prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?

Ans: Grass. Like, on a lawn. Your brain is such a nasty place.

25. What’s messy and difficult to clean up after sex?

Ans: FEELINGS. Yeah. Bet you feel like a dick now.


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Common guys, it's more about fun than insult please

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Feel free to add yours guys.

Leh gooo!!...

What Do You Think Guys?

A member of the National Youth Service Corps, Mr. Olaolu Ayoola, has said that the drones he manufactured are capable of carrying out reconnaissance of the Nigeria’s porous boarders.

Ayoola, a graduate of Computer Science, from the Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, Ogbomoso, who is serving in a secondary school in Osun State, told our correspondent in an interview on Monday that his drone could assist the military to monitor the kind of persons and activities going on at Nigeria borders.

According to him, the drones which are manufactured and fitted with camera with the capacity for live recording can be deployed and officials would be watching event as they are happening on the ground.

Ayoola, who is an indigene of Ogbomoso in Oyo State, said the massive killings and willful destruction of property by the insurgent could be tackled with technology backed up by military personnel and by addressing the cause of the crisis.

He said, “It is difficult, if not impossible to have our borders covered with close circuit television therefore drones such as this can be programmed to patrol our borders independently and notify security agents whenever it detects strange activities such as illegal immigrations, human trafficking at our borders. This will most certainly be more effective in terms of results and cost when it is combined with the existing infrastructures and personnel.

“This one can fly as high as 200m and it can stay in the air for 20 minutes. The beauty of it is that it can be improved upon to fly higher and stay longer and even with greater capabilities.‎

“There is no limit to how far we can push it. I just think the Nigerian Government has not been exploring the potentials in this nation. ‎I think the government and the private sector should invest into technologies like this and many others the Nigerian youths come up with.

“This will develop our nation’s Science and Technology, reducing our dependency on foreign countries. This will also lead to diversification, reducing our dependency on oil.”

The corps member said that his drones could also be used to monitor the nation’s pipelines adding that this would ensure that security agencies were notified promptly anytime vandals were about breaking the pipes to ship on oil.

The young graduate, who said that the drones could be useful in many more ways stated that farmers could use them to monitor happening on their farms.
He explained that drones could be deployed in large expanse of farm to know what was happening at every point and move to address the issues on time.


http://www.punchng.com/news/my-drones-can-monitor-nigerias-borders-corps-member/

Chineke Ebere na Ike! Wonderz ceaseth not

How does that change the price of this kuli kuli am munching?

Freedom of speech --- YES
Freedom after speech ---

The Chinese Communist Party will bar applicants with religious beliefs

The Chinese Communist Party cracks down on religion: All party members must be atheist

If members have practiced religion in the past they must 'rectify' their beliefs

Applicants to the Communist Party of China (CPC) will be rejected in future if they are found to embrace any religion, and existing members forced to denounce their beliefs.

Party authorities in Zhejiang province said that the pre-examination system for recruiting CPC members should be improved and stricter rules on religion should be implemented.

Li Yunlong, a professor at the Party School of the CPC Central Committee told The Global Times: "Party members are banned from joining religions. Believing in communism and atheism is a basic requirement to become a Party member."

Li said that Zhejiang authorities hoped to set an example to other provinces. "This could be a part of efforts against the penetration of Western hostile forces," said Li.
Current CPC recruitment procedures state that checking on religious beliefs is the first step towards approving applicants to the Party, and members who are found to have participated in or religions will be required to "rectify" their beliefs.

Learning Marxist views on religion will be a required course for future applicants, which will also be taught in local Party schools and governance academies.
Education focusing on establishing Marxist views of religion will be carried out among Party members in rural areas in Zhejiang, while Party members will need to submit a written promise rejecting religion beliefs. This comes after the CPC banned textbooks “promoting Western values” from all schools last week, as well as any material criticising the party’s leadership.

China bans Ramadan in crackdown on minority Uighur Muslims
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Hong Kong Occupy leaders surrender to police amid jeers from crowd
In a further crack-down on religion. However, the CPC, which remains an atheist organisation, claims to formally recognizes Buddhism, Taoism, Islam, Protestantism and Catholicism.