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Let me consult the oracles

Wait let me ask Ifa

Seems its d season for sharing bachelor's breakfast. Here is mine, its just bout d same with most of other bacchys.

Off to work.

Have a nice day folks.

are we sure her freedom was the handi work of the soldiers? There govt may v paid a ransom for her release.

Open Letter To 'Precious - Nairalander in Question'

Dear, Precious

My names are Negro 1 but you can call me Negro1 or simply Negro, I am a Nigerian from a South-Western State to be specific, but I live in Lagos. My buddy, the OP, just sent me and our fellow nairalanders a distress message, and I deemed it fit as he requested to let you see why you should reason things out with him.

NOTE: If you really don't have feelings for him, tell him and there's no point in continuing reading my letter, and if he is still acting like an otondo, dump his sorry bottom, but if you feel if you have even an iota of feeling for him, then keep reading.

First of all, this guy is obviously crazy about you, and he his not only head over heels in love with you (Judging from his epistle), he is brains over heels in love with you. The number of guys who are playing lover boy like him are decreasing by the day, so it'll be a wise decision for you to grab your copy while offer lasts.

In addition to this, just like a compatriot stated earlier, if you're being pissed off by his lovey dovey, just sit his @$$ down and talk some sense into his head. I know some girls don't like guys that are being sissies, and always want to cling on their babes everytime, if he is one, just tell him, I'm sure he'll change if he wants the relationship to change.

Furthermore, this guys seems to have his sights on taking you to the alter, to exchange vows. This may seem like kid-talk to you, but wait a sec, take a trip to the dating and relationship section under romance section, and you'll see some ladies seeking husbands desperately at 30, 35 years. Although you may not appreciate his intents now, these ladies do. So please this is another point to consider.

Another thing I need to mention is, the issue of 'love', if you do believe in it, and you love him. Its better you work things out with him. Because you may think thousands of guys are just around the corner, especially if you are pretty, this may be true, but what if its not. What if you never find another guy who loves you like he does? Do you really want to lose this lover boy?

So please read again if you need to, I hope I have shed some light.

Yours Sincerely,

SIGNED

Negro1

That moment when your babe calls you

lagtech: You didnt order a box sir-you shipped 5 Apple laptops.

All ish well then.

BTW who wan buy apple ibook for 20k (minus charger) 23(plus charger)

lagtech: Bros -what is not fair.

The date your purchased is not the issue. The issue is you chose to ship by sea and we had no sea shipping until the end of June and like @Xtfield @ Confluence and others who had large boxes-everyone was constantly notified about shipping by sea. Day after day-we promoted it and gave rates-even posted pictures. You didnt bring it up-you didnt pay for shipping and at a point I asked you as your boxes are many and were taking up lots of space.
I even told you that with the size of your boxes-your items will likely need an extra large box and that you could fill the box with things. Except that you are telling me that you paid into another bank account? And in between this period -you ordered several things and some were even shipped to you in Nigeria by air and you have collected them.
What would you have expected me to do?

Only 4 people paid for shipping by sea in June
Xtfield
Mrsleamy
COnfluence
Ceasar

and only 2 people paid for shipping by sea in July
Mrsleamy
Ceasar

If you know the number of people who order things and dont finish paying or dont pay for shipping-it has become a huge challenge-as the items are plying up.

Why would you buy something since May 15th and not once in over 2 months ask about it until yesterday despite the fact that you have been making orders almost every other week? My assumption was that you were not ready to ship.

There's a person on this thread-who ordered about 20 laptops and almost 2 months after-the laptops are still here-he hasn't paid for shipping and they are just sitting here. And after that he has ordered many other things and those have been shipped.
Theres another person who about 3 weeks ago-pressured and pressured us to pick up a laptop even though he had not paid even half of the required amount-explaining and explaining that he would pay on Monday since it was weekend and he didn't want someone else to get the laptop-well we drove the 60 miles to get the laptop and not one word has been heard from that person since-even though he or she is active in other threads.

Bro @bolded abeg hope we still dey the same planet...hope this this doesn't mean what I think it is sha

Fattkay I owe u Mtel N1000 recharge card for this.

Chop another knuckle for here sef.

My own line: Babes i likes ya and I wants ya...we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.

Bootybuttchic: op its only seeming like she wanna change cos u aint bankrupt yet right....berra pack her bags and get her out now dat you cab still afford mb to access nl ...hmmn ...a word us enuff....hoes gon be hoes!

the gods have spoken.

OP ignore this heaven-sent advice and be DOOMED!!!!

I got a team mukina2 abeg send me the league code.

OP you tried but here are some corrections

1. Seriki should be No 1 and he should face a firing squad for his misdeeds, then Lynxx No 2
2. I agree with most of the guys on your list, but Yung, and Jago shouldn't be on that list, it shows you don't know what punchlines are meant for, like someone said punch lines are meant to have double meanings and be witty as well.
3. You focused on their mistakes, but not on their dope lines.

Other than these. You are on point.

ariyebaba: @ Negro1................ Its been long ago.

My oga na work oo...I no dey on vacation oo

ResourceMan: Negro1,
where u dey since? I hail. well, Lets see how things goes, I ll surely be part of it.

Yes boss.

Damolux01: Be more explanatory bro...I can handle the wrist watch part but that price too small for good leather watches...lol

If I had enough capital I can get them for way less, but owning your own warehouse is not child's play.

Samalex2008: Do you mean any good type of wrist watches and jewelry etc? Likewise, are you planning to pay for them at a go or it will be listed in your e-commerce until a buyer comes? Clarify, pls.

I'll pay for some to show I mean business, and I'll list the others

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Hi, how much do you ship per to lagos? how long does shipping take? how much is ur commission? thanks.

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Hi, I need a 32gb micro SD, that can be delivered today, I called Konga, they said they don't do deliveries on weekends.

Note Payment is on delivery.

Revolva: Before na me wan carry camera dey find such blunder for ib town omo na ibadan too sure jare

If u say so...I believe u..

Exponental: Mostly all of them in southwest spell it wrongly. They are not educated, so, no big deal. D idea was to communicate.
U shld reprimand a student who spells it wrongly.

Always remember that there is an Anambra man somewhere tryin to pronounce parallelogram.

Op im sure u copied d pic from d net, so what makes u sure its ibadan.

sailormoon: I won't even lie I know nothing about football lmao

+1000 likes

Messi stop all ds ur gra gra

HT

GGGOOOOOAAAALLLLL!!!! shyte offside

Chai e remain small

Way to go Jerome

Forwetinnah: What about the off sides he's sharing to Argentina?

Make e come close eye no blow off?

Offside Higuain calm down na goal no dy ur head se. O gbo ni?

olukenzo: I asked for links...

I got one if anyone needs it: http://www.tsmplug.com/football/argentina-vs-germany-live-stream/

Ori e wan be, wey I for don watch d matches wey I miss online