lagtech:


Thank you for staying with us and still trusting in us even though your items have been delayed. No problem-contact Jimmy and pick up after the new year.

iceberylin:

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kelechiMarie:

iceberylin:

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davidsmith8900:


Negro1, Happy Monday ma'am/sir. do you have a contact info, like an email so that I can get back in touch with you? This pm thing isnt working for me. What is your email, so that we can make this thing faster.

davidsmith8900:
We understand that many people don't have money or cash in hand to get the required professional people to build their app/blog/website. So instead of paying us in cash we will do your work for an equity or stock percentage of your app/blog/company/site. if you need a designer/developer/engineer/programmer to do Mobile App/Blog/Web App/Services which are not limited to but include:

a. Building your app/blog/site
b. Checking for bugs
c. Security against Hackers & Viruses
d. Upgrading a design

Please let us know. Thank you and till we chat/meet/talk again, have a Good Day & A Great Thursday.

elvis19900:
I need to understand this, will this person retain a stake or just sale the products to you and make profit..pls make it more clearer

jackson44:
I like this, but how do I contact u.

bassdow:
Am readily available and interested. Contact me or drop your contact so we can discuss further. We also offer services that would be of benefit to you.

Thanks
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luqken:
Hello Negro, i am interested but i want to be careful wt my savings. what assurance do i get? like signing contract documents binding under d law.
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RentedReality: I see a lot of Nairaland guys acting a fool here and decided it was time someone reminded them of the bro code.

I would have written this in braille but realized there's a lot of blind b.i.tches here as well, so I wrote it with lines in between the lines that only true bros will pick up on.

Here goes, feel free to add to the list other rules I might have left out, but try your best to code it from the prying eyes of EVE.


1) You must always have your bro’s back. No exceptions.

2) When your bro’s girlfriend inquires about his whereabouts you know nothing, ALWAYS.
come chop knuckle, 4 Odeku for the OP

3) You are only obligated to wing-man for one bro per social event, after that the bro is on his own.

4) You must always do whatever is in your power to stop a bro from soiling himself with a poor looking girl.

5) A bro must always respect another bro’s car, house, and parents.

6) Love thy father and mother, non-negotiable.

7) When a bro is showing his bro’s his new ride, he is always required to open the hood and showcase the contents. All bros present are required to admire the content, even if they know nothing about cars.

When a bro asks a bro what he thinks of his girlfriend or date, a bro is always required to give an honest answer. The phrase, “I’d bang her” is off limits.

9) A bro shall never make another bro ashamed for hooking up with a girl. Even if she was truly hideous, a bro will always make excuses for his bro. Example, “you bin dey drunk so…”

10) A bro will never make another bro look bad in front of a target girl. The wing-man should swiftly punish any such attempts. Afterwards the bro who infringed upon this rule may/will be confronted by the whole circle of bros.

11) A chick may be included in the bro code if she has proven herself worthy via general bro concession, but discretion is highly advised.

12) A chick may never be informed of the sacred rules of the bro code. A chick may be treated as a bro but never told of the rules. When reprimanding a girl for an infringement of the bro code, say “its just common courtesy.”

13) A bro will never let another bro drive drunk, or without licence, especially through Ikeja the capital of LASTMA.

14) A bro will never allow another bro to drunk dial or text a girl. No exceptions to this rule. When a bro is truly smashed and his girl calls, the phone will be confiscated until a sober mind-state is achieved.

15) If a bro’s girlfriend calls you and asks about a bros actions the previous night, (I.e. the bro claimed to be sleeping at a ''so and so'' persons house) you will always claim that yes he was there and you may even claim he is still there. Defaulting bros will pay by paying for drinks next time the squad hangs out.

16) You will always make excuses for a bros actions, no matter how obscene. All things done by a drunk bro must be forgiven. No exceptions.

17) A bro should always be allowed to make amends for his actions.

18) A bro will always give his bro’s girl a ride to wherever, and the recipient bro will do likewise.

19) A bro will never give detail when describing a sexual encounter, the only exception is if she's done it with two or more bro's then details can be shared.

20) A bro should never ever under any circumstances sleep with a bro’s ex-girlfriend. A bro may proceed to make moves on another bro’s failed target (he got rejected) but only after asking permission first. If the bro declines your invitation to bust some moves, you must adhere to his wishes and find a new target.

21) All things must be forgiven among bros, with the exception being your drunk bro feels up your girlfriend. This allows for an immediate punch to the face, but only after all other bros have been told and are gathered to watch the punishment. Before the blow is delivered, your drunk bro must have the situation explained to him. Because he is drunk, he will probably agree that he needs to be punched.

22) A bro will always appreciate the cooking of his bros's girl no matter how tasteless, highest you can say is "great, but it seems you don't like Maggi..." else it would be hard for other bro's to go visiting just for food.

23) And lastly, the Golden bro rule that everyone knows; Bros over hoes. I need not explain that right?



Reality's Rented, yeah I said that

HonourablePomk:

1..What if i ate at home before going with her?
2..What if i sent the card to her and she spent it calling me and it finished and i still used mine to call her till its finished then by 10pm when the people selling card has closed i need it to make an urgent call?
3..Yes i know most dudes who dont fancy phones
4..not possible
5..Yes because i dont fancy phones i already subscirbes for my wifi
6..What if its a sunny day and i feel like eating it?
lastly...

OP GO AND SLEEP

lagtech:

4 available.

owpj:
Hahah Negro nice one, we can only wait for when both sides meet until then. If you like at Gbagada, we could all make a group and plan a meeting together.

Galads: we stay a bit close, am @egbeda and you are now proud to tell everybody your chelsea because you guys are now eating coaster biscuit. My blood is red #united for lyf

agonbello:

Please provide a dictionary or any other genuine definition of an entrepreneur, and tell us how a barber doesn't fit into the definition.

Now, let's analyse your statement(s) and relate it with the hair stylist you mentioned.
You said an entrepreneur must:

* Have skills : Isn't the art of hair-styling a skill? Can you do the job? I guess no. So a skill is it.

* ability to think : You will agree with me that if a hair-stylist can't think well, he/she in the first place can't learn the skill, not to talk of starting a business.

* self confidence : if he/she isn't confident, he won't/cant fix your hair, because he fairs messing it up. Because he/she has the skill/experience, he/she believes in him/her(self) to do a perfect job. I believe you lack the confidence of waking up 2mrw and fixing your lecturer's hair; why? Cos you don't have the skill.

* Ready to take risk : well, if he/she fairs taking risk, he/she won't use his/her money (or probably a borrowed money) to start a business. Because the possibility is dia that he/she starts the biz, and encounter extremely low patronage.

* embrace failure : he/she is a risk taker in the first place, so failure won't discourage him/her.


Last bullet: hair stylist ooo, akara seller ooo, water vendor ooo, motor mechanic ooo, factory owner ooo, any business owner is an entrepreneur

INDESTRUCTABLEX: And to those calling me dumb, you are entitled to your opinion.

I never said being Bill Gates makes you an entrepreneur. But you will agree that these men are risk takers and innovative.

Go to universities, you will lose count of the number of "be your own boss seminars". While these may motivate you to act, the truth is that not everybody will act. The number of those that act and quit afterwards because things don't come easy is relatively high. Does this make you an entrepreneur?

IMO sitting down and doing nothing doesn't make you an entrepreneur, neither does being skeptical and sitting on defence make you one.

And like one of the comments, the definition is subject to personal interpretation.