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Baptism. A total waste of time, energy and resources

Zero impact. That's why it's banned in developed countries.

E get 3 guys for that ikeja along before national wey dey preach every morning. If you do the calculation, they are wasting their time. Even in traffic, passengers only get about 20 secs of what they are preaching. Why waste so much precious energy.

All the preaching. Nigeria no go anywhere.

Dem don dey dispute who go inherit the million dollar scam industry disguised as church.

cutecommend:
Before you get married, please develop the habit of liking marriage a lot and get married to the right partner that likes marriage a lot.

When the right person you want to marry is a person that loves marriage a lot, such a person is likely to do things that will make the marriage not fail. The person is likely to look for sustenance of marriage than how to work away with money or for other selfish reasons.

Again, If God Almighty gives you the right person to marry, do your best to treat them right always and do not go for adventures with side chics, your EX e.t.c. Also, deal with any bad attitude that will mess your marriage in future.

I tap into this. I have about 2 serious women in my life who are ready to settle down. God no go let me use my greediness pursue them away.

Lots of basketball lovers in the country. I play basketball, but despise watching it live on tv.

Popularity cannot be compared to football still.

Please sir. I want to get a 3m car. Or 3.5. Good for Nigerian roads.

This man is not 49 jur.

Seun add the remaing characters

Kemadealadire:
Your last statement doesn't make any sense. A car and a human being can't be equated. A human being has life, a car doesn't.

You guys needs to stop pushing narratives that doesn't make any logical sense. In courtship, both parties are expected to be open and sincere about anything and everything, run every medical test possible and pray for God's guidance (this should be first)

That's is why i used the car illustration.
You buy a car from me. I tell you everything is fine. Is that enough to convince you?

I'm leaving this country first.

1000angstroms:
The Just shall live by faith.
Worshipping the God of the Bible is all about faith, and trusting him totally.
What relationship do you have with your own God not the ones these pastors,. Bishops, popes, imams and sheiks introduced to you.
Is there anything impossible for God to do, we mostly sacrifice our faith to lust of carnality.

Na why Nigeria dey where we dey. We put everything in God's hand

Let's be realistic.
Put bible aside.

What if the man is impotent?
What if both of you are not compatible copulatively?
What if he has a small thing?


I don't know who buys a brand new car without going for a test drive first.

What is the score?

I play aviator out of boredom.
Don't bet with money you can't give away.
The highest I've ever put on a bet account is 500 naira.
Anything above that is madness and addiction.

Bet responsibly

If you use money to entice a woman. She will leave you alone because of that same money.

God no go let me or my family member and even my enemy make that mistake.😅

The best.
Always say less than necessary.

Show workings instead

As soon as any substantial money enter my hand. And I'm giving all to be donated.

You know how many people don die?
Medicine after death.

Trust pension at your own risk.

Since 2001 dem still dey owe my papa him pension money.

You need to put in some work and stop relying on other people's money.

Where's the continuation?
And why are 2 stories intertwined?

Nice writeup by the way

How old are you?
Are you a virgin?

I'm Atheist.

Jb95:
U sure say seun get big gb*la?
Na her number one requirement be that

This comment off me😂😭

This dude has sexual discipline.
Impressive. He has a beautiful wife waiting for him here in Nigeria

HellVictorinho9:
It has gotten out of hands and hmmm


But lemme give u heads up if thats whats up

I gotta rapping ambition along the line of post secondary school graduation(thats from august 2015 till date) , speaking of ghetto gloom with people doubting my personal misfortunes and setbacks

The street driving me bananas and gbas gbos in my brain with wasted energy put into composing or writing with no motivation

Spits on my date of birth cuz i was born with badluck or born into dam poverty ,which aint an african or black thing , but rather the lot of people like me 4 no reason as i SLEEP ON THE STREET, EAT ANYTHING AT ANYTIME AND WEAR ANYTHING POSSIBLE 4 AS LONG AS DAMN!


spits again
tried to get help from different churches cuz am inevitably unstable but there are buts/different expectations and thatz enough to also think of suicide or becoming an alien through dark magic or anything else

i sleep like itz a ritual (in discomfort) and wake up like av been sacrificed with ma eyes often red or strained ,am dam stressed by so much labor put into trekking,teaching and examination stuff most times.
4 which am often underpaid cuz certain employers feel i cant punish them 4 their deliberate sh##t ,worse than human trafficking and rape,


spits

The novels and articles you read is messing up with your psyche.

So it's joblessness you're trying to describe.
What skills do you have?
What did you study in school?

HellVictorinho9:
So what can you do 4 me as a friend cuz i don sure say i no fit sleep this night
Tho i dey on malaria drugs

My father mata na jus another tragedy
Even my brother don leave am


I wonder why my sister dey underrate him failures


Am barely alive man and often disappointed

I don't know you buh give me a heads-up on what's currently going in your life rn.

HellVictorinho9:
Itz not about getting busy alone

Itz about being appreciated too
How often do i get appreciated and commended 4 services rendered?

You don't need appreciation.
Man up bro. Men don't get appreciated.


Sad reality of life.

The babe wey underate me that year don turn baby mama now. The yahoo boy don ditch am with pikin.

And na now me come set.

Try and get busy. 2021. I was in this your state.
Having purpose and direction helped me a lot.

If your hand touch better money. You no go dey reason all these things.

Shutting myself out didn't help either. It was this period i met the most genuine set of friends.

Rethink your life. Step out

Clocking 29 this year.
Stayed on my own for almost 5 years on the island.
At the end of everything, realized i couldn't save anything because of exorbitant rent.

Dad has a house on the mainland. I decided to go back and I don't regret. I now earn x5 of what i used to earn on the island when i was paying rent.

This is Lagos. It's smart avoiding rent. This past year has been the best my life. I'm closer to my aging dad, made many memories, got many advice. Money can't buy this happiness. If you dey vex say i dey my papa house, wetin do your own? He didn't toil so hard for me to come and be paying rent with money i can use to set up my life.

I've been able to do a lot for myself and family. Thank God i didn't listen to every advice.

The stigma that follows Buhari's name is similar to that of abacha. We want nothing to do with him

Lesson learnt is not to vote ever in my life again.

Yeah they are right.
Faring better in corruption, incompetence and uncertainty.