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Hezmatosky210:
I love my wife o, but I will like to try another woman

Ashaw$$ 😂😂😂

On one occasion, so it was narrated, Stalin called for a live chicken and proceeded to use it to make an unforgettable point before some of his henchmen. Forcefully clutching the chicken in one hand, with the other he began to systematically pluck out its feathers. As the chicken struggled in vain to escape, he continued with the painful denuding until the bird was completely stripped. “Now you watch,” Stalin said as he placed the chicken on the floor and walked away with some bread crumbs in his hand. Incredibly, the fear-crazed chicken hobbled toward him and clung to the legs of his trousers. Stalin threw a handful of grain to the bird, and it began to follow him around the room, he turned to his dumbfounded colleagues and said quietly, “This is the way to rule the people. Did you see how that chicken followed me for food, even though I had caused it such torture? People are like that chicken. If you inflict inordinate pain on them they will follow you for food the rest of their lives.

Nigerian Soldiers

Anyways i never go life interview in like ages. It's always online meeting.

So sad. In our quest everyday stepping out to find what we will eat, may we not become feast for others.

You mean my wife?
A lot ooo.

Low self esteem men dey suffer

Peperipe peperipepe.
You allow 20 year old girl play you smart.

Either you run while you can or choose to take responsibility for something that doesn't concern you that the real father can come and claim anytime.

What are you doing with a 20 year old? In such a short period, you believe all the lamba she cook for you.

It's really a bad omen. Something is about to go down. And it's related to the oncoming election.

Something is brewing. This people have intel. Real Intel. We don't even know what it's about.

xynerise:
Any god that encourages killing someone is from the devil

Gbam

nairalanda1:
Whenever EFCC goes after corrupt leaders most of you will say they are persecuting them

So EFCC no longer cares again.

When did we ever complain?

Treasure17:
You can get it at 135k though. Not sure o.

Wawu. Not bad. I need a android.

They should also arrest all the corrupt leaders.

Black man bow down to white man imported god, they call it religion. Black man bow down to him own inherited god, they call am juju.

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The big question. How much?

He has point tho. All these people no send, even the obi.

Nothing like simp. Either you know what you're doing or not.

Yes bro. Now that I'm older, i understand what old people mean when they say you'll marry your wife.

Got married late last year. Bro the hustle, maturity and clarity is different now. Things have changed for me as i am more intentional now.

All the red pillers deceiving themselves don't know what they are missing.

This thread still exist?
😂

I don leave all of una for here. Make una go marry. All of una don dey old

bigpicture001:
I forgot that in the course of our relationship I told her two jokes that is serious, about the emotional effcet both Beyonce songs "halo" and "poision" usually have on me..... because she wanders why I play them frequently on my play list..

Last weekend while spending the weekend with me, we got into a repeating argument that broke our flow down ND it was at noon, so I went out, watched football and came back at night... I didn't bother eating and went straight to bed..

I know I am wounding her with such attitude, but I wanted her to beg me... Instead of begging me, this lady pull off a big surprise on me..

She connected the MP3 with her fone and brought in by the door of the room where I was it was like say 9:30 pm. it was dark , raining and cold.. she put on just a lingerie, switch on and played "halo"..

She just didn't play Halo, sh stood by the door way, I was on the bed, wrapped in the duve and peeping at her.. with a teary eyes, sh gave me the best ever halo performance I have ever seen.. it was so so romantic and touching . This makes it perfect because sh has a tenor high pitch voice which matched Beyonce's,

She just stood there in a flood of tears and loud on the song both with her and the MP3.. the whole lyrics got into my head , I fealt tears roll down my eyes....I couldn't help but stand up ,walk to her and held her hand....ND tried walking her to bed, but she came slowly with the loud lyrics on her tenor voice, I joined her in the songs ND we both cried nd gave beyonce a proud performance.....

Well, what happened there after they say the rest is history!


U guyz should try download and listen to that song, it has a spirit in it.. same as poison, both by Beyonce

Say you're Gabriel without saying you're Gabriel.

What in the Gabriel did I just read?😂

Dem suppose arrest you. Are you sure she's 18?

Sold my spoilt gionee to one of them 2021. 1 week later my Facebook was compromised.

Naso all of una go die finish. That money wey una no wan use do hospital for here.

Baba don collect envelope. Have you forgotten his pastors are among the cohorts. The Osibanjo's and the likes

Working boy don use your phone work before.

Everyday the engagement keeps getting low.

Nigeria just be like film. We accept a lot of nonsense in this country.

franchasng:
Romantic love is not enough reason to marry anybody.

The most important things you must consider before you marry anyone as a man (I am speaking from a man's angle) are:

1.) The person has to be physically appealing to you to start with, she mustn't be too beautiful or sexy or a killer beauty.


2.) She must be financially productive; meaning she must have a sellable handwork, craft, trade, business, job or career.

Don't ever marry an idle, jobless woman today if not you will regret, unless you are very financially buoyant enough to be the sole family breadwinner without complain.


3.) Before you marry any girl please do a family background check. Don't marry anyhow. Find out the family and community she comes from and know if they have any spiritual or traditional baggage that may affect the family you want to start and if you can carry the problems.


4.) You must be ready to help your wife in some domestic chores, it's not a taboo even if you are the breadwinner except you are ready to hire at least 2 domestic staffs to assist your wife. Even at my small level I still carry my kids, I dress them up, I personally do their shopping, I even clean them up when they poopoo and also change diapers. I use to assist in bathing my son during our first issue and I still bath him today whenever it's necessary or whenever he insists that it's me that he wants to bath him.


So be ready to assist your wife domestically and you will enjoy a happy home.


6.) If you must cheat as a man, please cheat with utmost wisdom and discretion. Keep it far away from your wife oh. Cheat responsibly and respectfully bearing in mind that you are someone's husband


Don't throw your cheating in the face of your wife just because you think you are rich or the breadwinner.



7.) Expect less from your wife when it comes to financial contributions even if she is working, this will keep your home healthy and happy. Just ignore what outsiders may say, assume she is broke and earns nothing and try to be in charge of your family's financial provision.


8.) Avoid your wife's phone, it's her privacy, if she decides to cheat, checking her phone cannot help you to stop her. Women are the boss in keeping secret and operating under the radar, so don't stress yourself on that, just treat her nicely, be a worthy husband and trust me, she won't see any need to cheat.


9.) Make your family peaceful by avoiding arguments with your wife. You are man my brother, you don't need to argue with your wife to establish that you are the man of the house. Overlook things and cast and bind the spirit of violence and verbal abuse or exchange. Talk less and your wife will respect you a lot.


10.) If child bearing delays, don't blame your wife and don't get tired of the marriage, just trust and look up to God and if you can afford it, go for IVF or even surrogacy or adoption depending on your financial capacity, they are all your legal kids once you do it legally.


11.) Plan your retirement. Remember kids will always show more pity towards their mother as you guys grow older, don't be jealous about that, that's why you must bear this in mind now that you are young and start early to plan your retirement without depending on your kids

This man get experience.

oz4real83:
All the money you weren't making while you were single, you will suddenly start making them but you won't see them because they have all gone into family expenses 😁😁🤣🤣. You will only know you made big money by calculating your expenses within a particular period🤣🤣🤣. You will keep telling yourself that if you had made such money when you were still single, when your expenses weren't as they are now, maybe you would have even owned a private jet by now🤣🤣🤣. May God bless our marriages

Real

You want to spoil their lucrative business?