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Babalegba:
Lol, he is not being entirely truthful. They only call you repeatedly when you fail to pay back their money.

Wrong. They spam me every time to borrow money too

Unclebayo:
NO, He meant girlfriend not wife.

The post is not targeted towards you.. thanks

Lol, she was my girlfriend for a long time first na

Lol. Something is about to go down.

The older you get. The slimmer your chances. Also pregnancy is going to be hell for you.

I married the girl i used to crush on when i was a kid. And the wonderful thing is i met her a virgin.

So yes i will over and over

Hezmatosky210:
I love my wife o, but I will like to try another woman

Ashaw$$ 😂😂😂

On one occasion, so it was narrated, Stalin called for a live chicken and proceeded to use it to make an unforgettable point before some of his henchmen. Forcefully clutching the chicken in one hand, with the other he began to systematically pluck out its feathers. As the chicken struggled in vain to escape, he continued with the painful denuding until the bird was completely stripped. “Now you watch,” Stalin said as he placed the chicken on the floor and walked away with some bread crumbs in his hand. Incredibly, the fear-crazed chicken hobbled toward him and clung to the legs of his trousers. Stalin threw a handful of grain to the bird, and it began to follow him around the room, he turned to his dumbfounded colleagues and said quietly, “This is the way to rule the people. Did you see how that chicken followed me for food, even though I had caused it such torture? People are like that chicken. If you inflict inordinate pain on them they will follow you for food the rest of their lives.

Nigerian Soldiers

Anyways i never go life interview in like ages. It's always online meeting.

So sad. In our quest everyday stepping out to find what we will eat, may we not become feast for others.

You mean my wife?
A lot ooo.

Low self esteem men dey suffer

Peperipe peperipepe.
You allow 20 year old girl play you smart.

Either you run while you can or choose to take responsibility for something that doesn't concern you that the real father can come and claim anytime.

What are you doing with a 20 year old? In such a short period, you believe all the lamba she cook for you.

It's really a bad omen. Something is about to go down. And it's related to the oncoming election.

Something is brewing. This people have intel. Real Intel. We don't even know what it's about.

xynerise:
Any god that encourages killing someone is from the devil

Gbam

nairalanda1:
Whenever EFCC goes after corrupt leaders most of you will say they are persecuting them

So EFCC no longer cares again.

When did we ever complain?

Treasure17:
You can get it at 135k though. Not sure o.

Wawu. Not bad. I need a android.

They should also arrest all the corrupt leaders.

Black man bow down to white man imported god, they call it religion. Black man bow down to him own inherited god, they call am juju.

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The big question. How much?

He has point tho. All these people no send, even the obi.

Nothing like simp. Either you know what you're doing or not.

Yes bro. Now that I'm older, i understand what old people mean when they say you'll marry your wife.

Got married late last year. Bro the hustle, maturity and clarity is different now. Things have changed for me as i am more intentional now.

All the red pillers deceiving themselves don't know what they are missing.

This thread still exist?
😂

I don leave all of una for here. Make una go marry. All of una don dey old

bigpicture001:
I forgot that in the course of our relationship I told her two jokes that is serious, about the emotional effcet both Beyonce songs "halo" and "poision" usually have on me..... because she wanders why I play them frequently on my play list..

Last weekend while spending the weekend with me, we got into a repeating argument that broke our flow down ND it was at noon, so I went out, watched football and came back at night... I didn't bother eating and went straight to bed..

I know I am wounding her with such attitude, but I wanted her to beg me... Instead of begging me, this lady pull off a big surprise on me..

She connected the MP3 with her fone and brought in by the door of the room where I was it was like say 9:30 pm. it was dark , raining and cold.. she put on just a lingerie, switch on and played "halo"..

She just didn't play Halo, sh stood by the door way, I was on the bed, wrapped in the duve and peeping at her.. with a teary eyes, sh gave me the best ever halo performance I have ever seen.. it was so so romantic and touching . This makes it perfect because sh has a tenor high pitch voice which matched Beyonce's,

She just stood there in a flood of tears and loud on the song both with her and the MP3.. the whole lyrics got into my head , I fealt tears roll down my eyes....I couldn't help but stand up ,walk to her and held her hand....ND tried walking her to bed, but she came slowly with the loud lyrics on her tenor voice, I joined her in the songs ND we both cried nd gave beyonce a proud performance.....

Well, what happened there after they say the rest is history!


U guyz should try download and listen to that song, it has a spirit in it.. same as poison, both by Beyonce

Say you're Gabriel without saying you're Gabriel.

What in the Gabriel did I just read?😂

Dem suppose arrest you. Are you sure she's 18?

Sold my spoilt gionee to one of them 2021. 1 week later my Facebook was compromised.

Naso all of una go die finish. That money wey una no wan use do hospital for here.

Baba don collect envelope. Have you forgotten his pastors are among the cohorts. The Osibanjo's and the likes

Working boy don use your phone work before.