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missberrypop5:
so me na side chick abi . I'm a married woman too.

hey common Mildred don't do this me or you wnt me to quit nairaland??

chibwike:
So as claisheran abi wetin be her name.. No dey..u wan come use my girl as replacement..till she come

no try me oo.. i no want mak yu see doctor soon!!

Rapsainot:
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meaning??

chibwike:
eh?...miss wetin?

kile leyi laya,? Missberrypop5 naa

chibwike:
Go and get married na, wat re u waiting for

already married to claireshan buh she travelled 2 Paris!!!! And missberrypop5 is not helping matter

chibwike:
na everyday, u dey cook?

life of a bachelor!!!

i wooed at every stage of my life, i started in ma pry school days in the 90s back in edo state... We use to climb tree wen playing our love and stoning each other.. When i moved 2 the city (abuja) my orientation changed, i wooed almost all ma female class mate, from SS1 to SS3 i was the class captain and my assistant was a female, automatically she became ma gal friend, i also wooed my form mistress.... No be joke.. It have tayyddd that i started doing things....

..... i go share mine soon... Mak i cut okro first, brb

Tallesty1:
I was 24 when I wooed my 4st gf.




So I no be small boy again..

hehehehehehe father!! following ur footstep

Epathra:
neldrizzy, anf fellow NLers plz take note.
so I can officially call you Obi m.
plz play- harmony to my heartbeat- by sally seltmann
And- next to me- by emeli sande.
I can't express how happy I A̶̲̥̅♏. *Blushing fire red despite my chocolate skin*

oya settle me !!

mesoade:
Incase

heheheh mesoade yu don start to they book space ...

nuelzy:
for ur mind eeh? did ur action make him stupid or he made ur post stupid?? # justmesaying

Lolll.. The guy was jus too stuupid, ma comment was very clean and clear without involving anybody... If yu doubt yu can go 2my profile and read my posts yu will surely see ma reply, its jus yesterday...

NelsonOjo:
Where are these children.......
VICCEPEDIA......
NELDRIZZYYY......
FORTUNATE.........
AHIKA............
ABEL14...........
CHIZZYYYY......
SULEY............
make una come chop sallah rice ooo...

present sir!

nellyefizzy:
Bros I no be scammer...If I no chop my parents money which person. u. Want make I chop him money...Moreover I no want the suffer for school..abi. u want make my parent the give me 10k go school....If u like dull, na. from one hostel room to another u go dey do long throat.lolz

Loll ... Wicked

OP may God bless the day you joined nairaland.. If all NL guys were like you, here would have be a better place!!

gede7744:
ppl wey no get wetin dem wan talk till u talk ur own dem go come quote u come dey abuse

excatly!!.. i commented on a post yesterday in politics section, abt the Americans discovering ebola patient,after saying ma humble opinion, one modafuc,ker jus came from no where and started insulting me... i didn't retaliate, but ma action made him look stuupid..

Tallesty1:
She apologised for not being online yesterday and I have forgiven her already.

ofcus you have 2 forgive her.... i like her so much. And she is the right one for you!!

Tallesty1:
Owk...

Where is djeezy and my son Neldrizzy?

right here sir... What's on ground ?

AriDsexy:
Uniben....in my sch,its sociology and anthropology

uniben ?? OMG, and this is someone i av been looking for all this while... Mine is uniben also... I'll PM yu right away!!

nellyefizzy:
I go be your roommate if only na only u go pay the rent. I go dey cook for u and the link u with girls wey una go dey go class to read together...TDB things#

bad man thing!!!

AriDsexy: Same here*dancing*

wich school do you rep ?

iceberylin: Ŷ ĔVĨĹŚ

guy face ur front

missberrypop5: Nelson . Chill ok.

chibwike: hahaha..buh na me she woo na

comont abeg why you de put asunder for watin God wan join 2geda

Dayjhihannon01: *faints*

*slaps the hell outta him* common get up

chibwike: missberrypop5 do you really love me?

guy mind ur sef oo

Tallesty1: Sorry Buddy.





@44.



This friendzoning is spiritual

father .............,,,,,,, ............... ....... .......... .... Were is epathra ..

missberrypop5: #sighs. chibwike, i love you dear, pls be mine. I promise to be there for you always. i've gat nothing much to say. pls pls don't say no.

Mildred

Ishilove: So Mynd44, I am supposed to woo you. Well, I see others declaring undying love... BULLSHIT!!

How can I say I love you when we hardly know each other?? Is that how love starts? Anyway, two strangers first become acquainted with each other, then friendship grows, then comes love. So Mynd44 darling, I am not in love with you

As Micheal Bolton sang, "how can we be lovers when we can be friends?"

I remember the first time we I saw your picture on facebook, I was like "so this skinny , though handsome nigga is the one roaring like a lion on NL? ". However, as time moved on, I started feeling ancient stirrings in some deep, unnamed part of me. You confessed feeling the same way but I was sceptical. I mean, how can you, Mynd44 handle Ishilove? Seriously, how?

But overtime, you have showed me what a rich, warm personality you have beneath your dour exterior. You are full of mysteries, mysteries that I, Ishi, axe and pickle in hand intend to dig through in order to fathom what makes you tick. You intrigue me, Mynd44...and to be sincere, I send you die...



Mynd, will you be my special friend? I am not promising you heaven and earth. What I promise is much deeper and profound than those..if you're willing to give it a try...

1st class friend zoning ...... #in erigga's voiceb friend-zoning naa 4 BA-----d

chibwike: abi

i jus de use one eye they lk am .... Me and him get case oo

Naijaboiy #smh.... What a human being