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marieolae: neldrizzy make it snappy oo! I need some personal time with my man

ur body sweet you abi?? Wen you go de shout i no go de dia oo..

Penart: PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT; owner of vehicle with licence number PHC52AQ,please go and move that carton that you call a car from the road,thanks for complying.

Lolll this guy de mad oo . Naa frankben private jet yu de call carton??

naijaboiy: Hmmm,,lets go to that corner

Neldrizzy I need 6condoms ASAP

oya take... Abeg no wound her oo... Small small abeg..

KelvinGraphics i need private room abeg... i wan do something... Were are the gals

Penart: i'll just have pity on you this once,too much drinks,i 4 re-arrange your whole set of teeth this night

so you don collect ma babe 4my hand ?? No worry carry go!!!

frankben: erm..... Charijee is single now. Just dance with her. Don't go too close. She's mine. I'll keep an eye on you duh

hehe naso tanks man... Were is charijee ??

frankben: OYO. For me, I'm enjoying the party

hehehe abeg find better babe 4me

frankben: carry marieolae go one side. It's part of the party

nah nah nah nah nah. #error selection, error selection, error selection# eyes rolling...

Penart: lol dude,i'm not the one dragging,you are ,So i'll say it nicely once more,back-off,i'm sure another set of babes are incoming

this guy is still not getting the point..... Leave ma babe alone... *were is vuga and Jim iyke? Come and bounce dis guy out..

JeffreyJamez: Guy cool down Na!!...no vex.....Oya take wine... use am cool body!

hmmmm oya naa.. Pass one babe join am mak i tak gum body

frankben: conWHAT? Abeg park well jawe. I dey share condom I be father christmas?

Loll guy i no get joy oo... Its very necessary!

chizzy94: Nigga, you go like disney movies wella oh .

you wey know

GreatGatsby: Course?... I nr understand, wetin you mean by course?

wich course Dem giv you mak yu study naaaa ?

JeffreyJamez: No fight o!! Abeg o!!

that guy no know hw e de xup for here... Him wan follow mee de drag woman, e be like say him wan go see God face soon... i deeeeeee vexxxxxxxxxxx

frankben: I tell you bro. Na this kind party dey sweet me die . Erm. Na this kind party the sweet me....... No die

you wey know..... Abeg bring 1 packet of condom ooo.. i need am

GreatGatsby: ... I have been admitted oh!!!

Neldrizzy come here joor, who Romance section don help?

omo dat place de make sense ehn..... One of ma buddy de do birthday now...... Congregations... Wich course ?

Penart: back off!,who dash you??

if i punch you ehn... Abeg shift.... No near her ooo,

frankben: you don upgrade? Choooo! . Congrats mate

Cdamsel... *kisses her*.
It's part of the party

Loll abeg bring ur molue oo.. If party close yu go pack pple go house

See ehn.... i would be back later, e get one party wey de hapn for romance/sexuality section currently , i no wan miss .... Congregation GbemiOO. We go celebrate am later for the oda side.... #Adios

3coins: 2nd list is out o!. . . I have been admitted
tags: naijaboiy
neldrizzy
chizzy94
pweetyz
kulkatty
fortunate017

who else?

hahahahahaha i know it would hapn... Congregation bro.. Now i fell complete.. now i cn jubilate with full yarning

frankben: don't forget to come with your long john bicycle..... Lol .

Loll no naa.. naa high lander tins

missberrypop5: happy birthday Mr Kelvin. Party all day, party all night.

my fine apple

frankben: *pours chilled water on him*

dude wake up. It starm 4 d party

#stutters**** er er er err... Oya let's go naa, mak i baff up... Who go be ur date naa ?

daveP: Sehindemi, kilokeys, rozzay,temigracie dechandel, charijee, benega, Neldrizzy, tiswell, ionsman, mayapop, emperorchedda erm here.....

*in ibo man's voice, nnna na we de hia #

KelvinGraphics: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen

Yaaagaaaaa!!!

i have seen so many messages flying in from different corners and countrys Unfortunatley i cant be quoting you all one after the other, But if u get any like on ur post take it as a sign of my gratefulness, Walahi U guys are amazing.. I just cant start thanking you all now, I will leave that till after the Bash/Party.

I hope U guys are ready right??

Where all them sexy ladies, where them ukwuly and bobilly endowed ladies, oya na it's about that time you gotta melt this our sexy guys 6pack body with your hawt body.

Please start cleaning your partying shoes and your bumper shots/bikini, make una make sure say Nairaland guys hear am. We go Shoki, Sekem, Alingo, Eitigi, Azonto and Kukere all night long. Even Mammy Idowuogbo don arrange her partying shoes and Bumper shot... Ewooo!

Nairaland boys go hear am tonight!! Mammy will killey sombori ooo. She dey hot pass fire aswear.

And as for the guys una no know na, make sure U spoil these babes via your actions, Prove to them that Ur head dey there

First of all JBLUV55 and Leetunechi are patiently waiting for all em guest at the Red Carpet for some chit-chat kinda interview/official welcoming.

Please ladies and gentlemen, this link here leads you are all to the venue of the Party, Just click on it to visit. NL Bar/Hotel and Relaxation Center(manged by JBLUV55)(click to visit)


Party,grooving,main event officially kicks of by 6/7pm... Looking forward to seeing you all there.

**In Idowu's voice** Kimoooonnn, lets go there!!!!!! Oya na

CDAMSEL, I hope you are getting ready ba kuz na me and you this night

condom condom condom condom.... Its very important abeg, especially this night.... Incase i loose guard.... Abeg find person wey go supply

Hope my entry is not coming late, dygeasy put my slot there, i will woo claireshan

Incase

priscaoge: But I saw u giving Neldrizzy and charijee a bottle of Henessy

hey miss.. Wen yu'r done with serving, i want 2 see you at the back stage near that dark corner pls don't keep mee waiting!! we gon boogie down tonight...

herald9: sorry Bro...was kinda busy...one of the most important thing in life came knocking at the door...so we are neck deep in preparation...

just had to rush in...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR KEVINGRAPHICS...
I KNOW SAY YOUR BLESSINGS DON ALREADY OVERFLOW ITS BANKS
ENJOY BRO

NB:MY OWL IS COMING WITH YOUR GIFT

hahahahaha naso.. Hope money de among BA?? Dats the most important of them all

priscaoge: Pls take a stroll to the Buffet stand,u will see more than u just mentioned! We have all it takes to make u happy Sir!

#scratches my head like papa ajasco ejigbi jigbi jigbi .. Don't 4gt 2 get me a carton of Rough Ryder condom

charijee: Lol....check the other stand pls

better... Hope its well pounded ?? And the meat, are they fresh ??