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charijee: ladies and gents as you dance and mingle......do stroll to the buffet stand and help yourselves

hello chef/cook... Don't you have pounded Yam, with egusi/ogbono soup loaded with cow meat,stock fish, snail, chicken, goat meat Can't you see am on high table? those tins yu'r sharing are for uninvited guest abi regulars ??

priscaoge: I give u that contract,pls make sure u deliver wella

no no no no prisca haba... i need that condom more than anybody here... If not i go shoot at sight you know wat dat means--- nine months wahala

Why is herald9 not here ??

Hope someone is selling condom here sha?? Incase......

chibwike: Bro,i wanna craze ur indulgence by asking if u'd allow me to attend the party with Xtarxhyne...just the party.

ermmmm #thinking* but mak sure you don't try any thing funny with her.. Carry her jeje

CJPresh: Jst one guest viewing..wahz going on?
#BOREDOM.IS.TAKING.OVER!!!

chibwike: Ha..oya make i check whether Xtarxhyne dey free

hehehehehe so naa ma sister you see, out of all dgals wey full were..

Now in my Hotel room, getting ready for the show...... #calls daveP and jbluv55, have they started coming?? i mean the invitees

On board... All the way from Canada... Now in Africa... Emirate flight 201... #picks phone to call naijaboiy, bro abeg i need two bouncers 2 wait 4me for airport, vuga and Jim iyke

Xtarxhyne: no ish




BT I must rock kelvingraphics o

only if he is wise enough 2 tak permission from mee 1st... If not i go bring ma goons scata dis place

chibwike: Lol...i dey come on my own oh, my babe go dae house

omo OYO oo .. Yu don carry last bdat

chibwike: when and where is the party happening + am i invited?

sure naa... Bring ur babe oo, if she fine i feet carry her sha

Xtarxhyne: ha bro! m among d singers na

i know.... Wen yu'r singing, we wud be yelling and clapping from our seat, wen you sing finish everybody go loyal, nobody is permitted 2 rock you, not wen am here

Xtarxhyne: 6:30pm till momma calls



Chai!I'll rock anitin rockable

nobody is gon rock you .. you are going 2 site right beside me

ggrin: oh ma gush
Look @ my butt



*twerking continua *

twerk it fi me if she gat a big back lik Toolz

Xtarxhyne: ansa her na

loll calm down let the show begins

#Picks up ma phone, dialled kelvin's number, calling live from Canada* hey bro, sorry am calling late, but its better late than never, you know i got the I.V late, so i have to reschedule my flight so i can meet up the party, (Dats how we roll) meanwhile A BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU MR KELVINGRAPHICS, wish you LLNP... @frankben hope ma private jet is in order? Cus i would be flying into Nigeria in a couple of minutes along with missyhorlah, claireshan.. #DaveP you know ma brand naa, moet and baileys.. Hope Dem de available?? #@ xtarxhyne ma sweet sis pls help me to get the latest gorgio amani blazer, Lewi vuiton belt, versace chains, prada or carera glasses, NIKe shoe, and givenchi polo.... #off to bathroom 2 take ma bath party like its 99 #Dats how we roll

Xtarxhyne: Hmmmmmm...u tried

chibwike: bro, who are you wooing

missyhorlah, claireshan, missberrypop5

KelvinGraphics: Boss, the show is happening here o.
https://www.nairaland.com/1918917/happy-birthday-e-husband-kelvingraphics

Good mawning, how U dey?

am chilled.... Mak i go baff up enter ur party.. hoep enough umuwanyi de ??

Tallesty1: No Fall My Hand Here.

i won't

KelvinGraphics were is the party happening ??

naijaboiy: Are you sure neldrizzy will read this?...

It's too long a story

guy.. That write up was actually meant 4u, you knw

missyhorlah: Once upon a time, there was a young handsome guy who had many suitors but was not sure of who to choose. Although he took interest in one of them but he wasn't sure he was secured with her. Ever since I met him. Sorry ever since I met you. I have always thought of you. I started liking you from the day I saw you when we met. I couldn't show it not because I was shy but I was astonished and wasn't sure if you were real. I wasn't also sure if what I felt was true. So I took my time, I gave my feelings some test of time and I realized I liked even you more. Your eyeballs, you nose and lips, your demeanor, your reasoning, your attitude, your courage to live, your faith, your purpose and your being. The way you walk, the way you talk, the way you smile, anytime am around you the sky is always blue and the earth is green, I feel on top of the world, I wonna be wrapped with your warm embrace, I feel safe in your when m wv u. I can't claim I love you even when I reallly do. I will be the happiest, the most blessed and the most favoured young woman on earth if we are knitted in love. Please dont play hard to get. Life is transcient and we all gonna die someday but for you and I not soon, for our love shall be, our life sweet and long and our future together is exceedingly great. Just give me a chance to prove how much you mean to me. I am no big girl with alot of cash but I can assure you of a secured tomorrow and a fulfilment of destinies together. For now love is all I have please accept.

Neldrizzy,will u be my boo?

am seeing double... #drunkInLove

missyhorlah: Nelson,U came into my life with the illumination of your love,Ɣou brightened my whole life with it.The world will bow when I write for you:
your eyes flip like pages and my life glows like an early sun whenever you caress my heart
I will voyage in the lagoon of your love.

The world will rise when your voice splits the river into two: you are the only one to unveil the memory of our first night beneath the blue sky as we watch how the marigolds dance to the tide that scrubs the streets
our window panes, my shelf
you are the evergreen flower
that will never droop
when the earth grieves
for the death of the rain.

The world will rise when I write for you:your love, like fire,consumes my heart
like rain it drenches my soul
the walls break and my heart shivers longing for you
the world will bow when I render this poem for you, my love.




Would u please be my boo


Abeg no let madam see this o..runs outta thread

hmmmmm this is lovely and mind blowing....

Double wahala by Oritse femi

missyhorlah: Ɣou

hehehe am waiting.

It is tru... i was there!!! GEJ till 2030

Oscar naa banza

claireshan: hell Nop you?

united

Xtarxhyne: abeq no whyne me Jo

#GospelTruth.... Anna banner and agbani derago no fine reach you..

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ehee i don dieee

insane guy