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Land sweet slap, na loff

Land sweet slap, na loff

Here i don come again, another weekend don land, oya make we jolly dey go

This journalists sef they twists what people says in interview. She didn't say her film is hollywood, she said and i quote '. . . it's a huge budget Nollywood film . . . The finance, producer and even content are Nigerian. So it's Nollywood, though it's international'.
Hollywood film-maker ko, Hollywood movie ni

Chineze Anyaene is not your typical Nigerian executive producer. In an interview she gave saturday vanguard, she was like when she told them she was directing Omotola was like 'you directing!', typical naija mentality . Maybe she hasn't seen young people directing stars in their movie.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2010/01/30/ije-is-the-first-standard-nigerian-made-hollywood-film-anyaene-nigerian-hollywood-film-maker/

Thats Nike Oshinowo's 'Forty, Fit and Fabulous' event they were both invited to. Why won't she be 'Forty, Fit and Fabulous' when she's barren. You're got to have kids to know how fit u are @ 40.

'Kill' it's fun

male ko, she-male ni, me i been dy think say she be 'IT' sef , abi i dy misyarn

^ ^ ^ u're such an a**hole, who would want to marry a randy douche like you

Uh, give me a break. Rihanna is not in Beyoncé's league, so there's no reason 4 comparison.

So Andy Uba is actually running na wa o, which one is Labour party kwa.
Anywayz its Soludo for Solution

Did she wear pant

Who dash monkey banana

Sjeezy, u be real ode, goat

Convocation

Matriculation

Weekend jolly i dey gbadun am, where i go meet una.

Erection

Nella da vanillafication

Well sha, make una yarn dey go, i go dey do siddon look

Damnation

Qualification

Welli done o una. But make una wellicome nella da vanilla

Maybe next time. will u read the vanguard with me

Jobless broke-a.s.s jerk

i was just thinking that the poster above me is %*$¿#

Shoe-maker

Butt-face

She is Regina Askia's daughter, Stephenie. Carbon copy of mama bear . Isn't she lovely.

Gigolo

No, i don't do native doctors, but T.B Joshua might just do the trick. Will u accompany me to see T.B Joshua for a special prophecy concerning SE . Oh i forgot u're Al Qaeda, oh well, u can as well accompany me go find Osama