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Travel / Re: China Constructs World's Longest Glass Walkway On A Mountain (Photos) by nellaluv(f): 7:37pm On Jul 19, 2017
I hope there's also a special footwear for the glass bridge before one oniranu slay queen use her koikoi shoes to break the glass shocked tongue

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Travel / Re: On Vacation: New York City by nellaluv(f): 2:23pm On Jul 18, 2017
Originalsly:
NYC.... in the park...murder in the park! ... saw this one bird pin down another... got his foot on his throat.... and pecking away at his gut... literally eating him alive... guess cycle if life..so why intervene? About to snap pic and he paused and gave me that look.. like ' what the hell you looking at?... berra mind your own damn business or else".

Gangster bird shocked cheesy
Crime / Re: John Okeikhan Edobor Apologises by nellaluv(f): 6:28pm On Jul 16, 2017
Useless man, if his visa wasn't revoked he won't be begging

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Crime / Re: See How Efcc Responded To A Guy Who Used A Punchline Relating Evans On Twitter by nellaluv(f): 5:57pm On Jul 14, 2017
Are you sure that's not airforce1 o: grin grin
Crime / Re: Badoo: Photo Of The Day From Ikorodu Lagos (can't Stop Imagine) by nellaluv(f): 5:53pm On Jul 14, 2017
You go old tongue

Phones / Re: How I Got #4000 Worth Bonus From Etisalat(9mobile) by nellaluv(f): 10:02pm On Jul 13, 2017
SuperSuave:
what was the reply you got when you tried to make calls with them?


Ekensi01 talk am say ladies like awoof o grin

Simcard registration failed. I used this opportunity to recharge the glo line. Things I do for awoof, lol. Don't mind that Ekensi01 guy, I'm sure he's testing the stuff now who no like better thing especially when it's free tongue wink
Phones / Re: How I Got #4000 Worth Bonus From Etisalat(9mobile) by nellaluv(f): 9:40pm On Jul 13, 2017
SuperSuave:
I love you too cheesy
lol

Unfortunately, all 3 Etisalat lines has been deactivated sad. Na so I go come miss this awoof, chai

Phones / Re: How I Got #4000 Worth Bonus From Etisalat(9mobile) by nellaluv(f): 8:41pm On Jul 13, 2017
I'm coming lemme goan activate mine. I've not used mine since January end, I just hope they haven't blocked the line shocked
Crime / Re: Badoo:the Lanlord Of The Family Of Five Killed In Odoguyan Ikorodu Confesses by nellaluv(f): 10:23am On Jul 13, 2017
kumulus:



I think what the OP is trying to say is that; the landlord was at a church doing fake thanksgiving on account of being exempted on the evil day the Badoo boiz struck. Probably days before his eventual confessions after Markurdi jazz got to him lol.

OP just didn't take his time to put the piece together.

grin

Crime / Re: Badoo:the Lanlord Of The Family Of Five Killed In Odoguyan Ikorodu Confesses by nellaluv(f): 8:38am On Jul 13, 2017
twinsroyale:
Nop u dnt get it.he gave testimony in the church that God saved his lyf wen d badoo guyz attack.d victims are from benue so the relatives carried along d grindn stone.and it was gathered that they used it to conjure d spirit of d corpses.so far d man has mentioned 6 lanlords who are also badoo informants

You don't know what you're saying. The article said he sold each member of the family for N500, 000. How can God save his life when he was the one who sold them off. Abi are they not working together again
Crime / Re: My Crime Life, I Want To Quit (my Story) by nellaluv(f): 8:58pm On Jul 12, 2017
This my account is being monitored by DSS or some other people .
The obviously got some new tools..
I will be back.
DUDE is paranoid. You need help bro. Before you do that come back and finish the story you started angry
Celebrities / Re: Lola Margaret Oladipupo Arrested For Fraud In The US by nellaluv(f): 1:50pm On Jul 12, 2017
burkingx:
grin
You don join them abi grin
Crime / Re: What You Need To Know When Directed By The Police To Write A Statement: by nellaluv(f): 12:11pm On Jul 11, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked
Nwa mpki has already booked space. But where is lalasticlala sef cheesy
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by nellaluv(f): 10:51am On Jul 09, 2017
Sleepless 2017, too predictable, but good movie. Alien covenant 2017,sequel to prometheus, that year. Good movie something to keep one entertained.
Travel / Re: Diary Of An Illegal Immigrant In Malaysia{betrayal, Love, Luck} by nellaluv(f): 8:20pm On Jul 07, 2017
ifyalways:
I now vividly recall that I have read this same story on nld and it was fiction.

You're right @ifyalways. I also remember reading something like this. Same story. https://www.nairaland.com/2387299/illegal-immigrant-near-death-terrible
Crime / Re: “I Could Have Been Killed” -nigerian Lady Robbed By An Uber Driver by nellaluv(f): 6:19pm On Jul 01, 2017
You entered uber and didn't tell the driver your destination? I didn't know uber drivers are mind readers shocked
Family / Re: Here's What The Kid From 'problem Child' Looks Like Now by nellaluv(f): 2:39pm On Jun 28, 2017
Thank God he quit acting when he did, if not by now he would have been a drug addict or worse, dead shocked
TV/Movies / Re: If You Remember This Guy, Then Your Old. by nellaluv(f): 6:15pm On Jun 25, 2017
That thing is ugly as fcvk shocked tongue
Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo Removes Husband's Name From Instagram by nellaluv(f): 8:45am On Jun 20, 2017
The man was just a sperm donor shocked grin

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Education / Re: 13 Types Of Students You See In Every Classroom by nellaluv(f): 8:20am On Jun 16, 2017
On point
Romance / Re: This Lady Proposed To Her Man On Her Knee, And We Are Amazed! by nellaluv(f): 7:11am On Jun 14, 2017
Arragee things. See how the man placed his hand on his mouth like a big buffoon. Agbaya. We don notice una, NEXT! anything for social media undecided tongue
Travel / Re: Ugandan Lady Killed After Being Hit By A Speeding Car In China. Graphic Photos by nellaluv(f): 6:52pm On Jun 10, 2017
I saw something like this on daily mail UK on Facebook, didn't know it was an African Lady. I didn't watch the video, according to the comments, the driver ran over her twice and pple were just walking as if was a normal thing. Apparently, in China pple purposely get hit by moving vehicle and if you assist an accident victim you will be charged as an accomplice, an it's cheaper if you killed the accident victim, 'cos you will pay just once, but if the accident victim is alive you will pay him/her for life.
Travel / Re: Peace Mass Transit Involved In Another Auto Crash.(GRAPHIC PHOTOS) by nellaluv(f): 3:38pm On Jun 08, 2017
Stop entering Peace Mass Transit una no go hear angry
Crime / Re: Rasaq Bello, Hamburger Shot Dead by nellaluv(f): 11:54pm On May 29, 2017
tochi8888:
Thank God..... at a far range as I watched.... when they shot at hamburger..... he dissapeared... but his shadow can still be seen..... so they said some incantations on thier guns... rubbed some juju on their palms.... and shot at the shadow.... then the guy (hamburger) re-appeared..... and he was shot again in the chest.... that's how he died..... I ran than Usain Bolt today.

You can lie ehn shocked shocked

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Travel / Re: Date Of Birth Issue! by nellaluv(f): 8:15pm On May 29, 2017
ipobarecriminals:
sad Go to immigration office and tell them.u may need to go with ur birth certificate,affidavit,.But,*cough,sneeze*Clear throat, u need to go with em, em,in case

from experience you will bring your wae cert. and the 'em em'does not come cheap wink grin

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Travel / Re: Commercial Bus Driver Ran Into Another Bus,Crashes With Nissan Car In Anambra(pi by nellaluv(f): 6:46pm On May 27, 2017
Eehya Globis transport going to Nsukka from Nnewi. Thank God no one was hurt.
Travel / Re: Here's What To Do When Your Ears Get Clogged On A Plane by nellaluv(f): 7:12pm On May 22, 2017
The first time my little nephew entered an airplane he was screaming "my ears, my ears" He was 3years at That time. Is it the same thing as clogged ears? Pardon my ignorance, just asking.
Crime / Re: Please Help. Thieves Continue To Invade My House by nellaluv(f): 11:02pm On May 17, 2017
Things like this always happens in developing areas with bushes around. It happened to my Aunty then when Ajah was still developing opposite that business school. They were the first to build on the street, two buildings, personal and for rent. Armed robbers dealt with them enough, they had to leave ooo, they rented a flat elsewhere. They are back now because the area is now alive and bubbling with security.

My advice to you is leave for your own safety. It's your house you can still come back when the area is fully developed and secured.
Travel / Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by nellaluv(f): 3:59pm On May 16, 2017
anodebeanthony:
I do proofreading and editing on Fiverr. I can teach you

Please teach me, sending you pm tongue

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