₦airaland Forum

CONVERSATION BETWEEN AIDS and
EBOLA VIRUS...
Aids: Hey baby girl! Glad to have you
here in Nigeria.
Ebola: Thanks boss. How has your
mission been?
Aids: Has been very much
successful,but just a couple of
impediments I ve encountere since
the introduction of
condom and a few other
contraceptives.....
Ebola:Really!
AIDS: Yea! That not
withstanding, i'm still making impact
enormously.
Ebola : Kudos boss! More grease
your elbow.
Aids: Thanks baby
sharwarma.Hope you've set down
good strategies for the
achievement of your quest?
Ebola:Yes of course! I'm no dumb
head! Infact, a victim of mine died recently.
Aids: Like seriously! That's
awesome...
So tell me more.....
Ebola: The issue here, is that i'm
trying to bring the popular
saying "there's love in
sharing" into play. Nigerian bats
and apes have decried
the constant share of their meats by
bush meat lovers;
without partaking in their problems
as well. So,my aim is
to balance the equation
and erase partiality.
Aids : Waoh! That's good. So what actually
motivated
your migration into Nigeria?
Ebola: During my intensive survey, I
discovered that so much of Nigerians enjoy munching bush meat,and for that,I ve come to make them also, partakers of me as well!
As u know,"DIARIS LOVE IN SHARING".
Aids: So, who is free from your TENTACLES?
Ebola: Those who desist fromconsuming bush meats;especially monkeys and bats
have less possibilities of contacting me.
Aids: I discovered that you're more
powerful and
contagious than I do. What's the
secret?
Ebola: (blushing).....O yea! Well,the
secret is the
incessant complaints tabled by monkeys
and bats.
Their complaints have made me so
furious. I've made it a
point of
duty to move into anybody who
comes in contact with those I ve affected.
Aids: Hmm! You're really awesome!
Can we hang out
sometime?
Ebola: (smiling)Stop flattering me
boss! Will be on my way
now. I've got someone to
inflict somewhere......About the
hang out,I will give it a
thought(winks).
Aids: Alright. Take care and good luck my
Rosalito
Pepperto.
Ebola: Thanks boss!!
Funny!!! Right!!! But very
serious.........
Well,brothers and sisters,avoid bush meat
and other meat
that is said to have the disease,
make a wide research
about the virus in other not to
caught upon,be vigilant,so
you don't fall a victim...... Pray without
season and
ceasing.
We shall only hear of it,but it will not
befall anyone of us in
Jesus Name.

Ebola Alert:

Ladies say no to bush meat.

hannesy: wicked,u need to b flogged with a Pestle

u get mind o. U be boko haram without bomb

But seriously my dog must be a virgin before i buy.

temigracie: abi oooo,same here too

wow same here oooo...

Can imagine myself deflowering a girl,maybe she have to pay me real good. imagine the stress,blood and the cry. God4bid!

Zedric: if he wants to do charity, let him give beggars money. In basketmouth's voice "she promised u sex and hasn't fulfilled her promise? Dats fraud, brother"

hahahahaha make i call ICPC?

U need a sense doc bro...

There is a great joy in guys community as the Ebola news has come to curtail our date expenditure.

shoefreak: Smh for some people. Why do guys always take offense over the silliest things? I read what the OP wrote and even if it had errors, she moved on and stated what she liked or didn't like in first dates or whatever. Yet, every guy that made a comment here went all crazy on her grammar. And it wasn't because of the grammar, it was because she was/is a lady with a strong opinion. With all the rants, like kids If I must say, she just ignored and kept giving her opinion without lambasting anyone.
Still some kids went at it like ten year Olds on a playground showing the girls the reason why they have danglers between their legs. The more you guys went on, the more I realized why some ladies find some guys very irritating. I can just imagine the kind of attitudes you guys will have in your real lifes. That for me, going with the topic, is what I get PISSED at in men (emphasis on men not boys). A real man accept criticism and not take every word of it as the woman being rude or talking back at them. They definitely don't go around like a pack of wolves looking for weaker genders to attack. Smh, in my opinion, most of the guys that commented here are kids and they need to work on it. Take your own bad experience out of her thread and lick your wounds in the privacy of your room.

I DONT'T LIKE GROWN A55 MEN ACTING LIKE KIDS. That's for sure.



**pours wet pepper in his eyes** wetin you see? Why you go check am out. You wan make I kick you now ni? Instead to caution them akamu pikin wey dey run around with their scrawny dikks like macho-men, you dey go check the pics of those wey get (f). We go fight for public. Make everyone know say na me get d key to your paradise. Firigbon o shilekun ooo, afi eni ti o mu kokoro dani, men! Forget the scry chest wey you carry, I get yaa size!! **jumps on his back** "you piss me off sometimes"l

ok them don hear, now tell me wetin 'PiecesYouOff' on guy.

mstik: lol, I don't run after money na...

money get levels o

The hole determine the age...simple!

Na only we waka come...


our Moon was customized

Has De gea started speaking English...that guy too dey get mumu face like Mr Bean.

I've suspended that from my menu till further notice....


#EbolaVirusDiseaseAlert

11 April, any match?

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Both Genders.

PLS HELP! I'M NOT EVEN SURE I WAS BORN A VIRGIN...because I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST DID 'IT'

nellyelitz714@gmail.com

NO CANNIBALIST IN HERE...?


I'M OUT!

So suprise seeing muslims here blaming their radicalism and extremist views to the Western world.

Taking panadol for another pesin headache nii...

brownlords: Kill them all,

thunder fire Mohammed for this useless religion he brought to the world.

Guy why u dey vex na lolz

When you see fake you should know it.

sss aptitude test has been suspended in Akwa Ibom state, the test was slated for tomorrow 26th july,2014.

Please tell us the situation in your respective states.

Please i've not recieve text from sss for the apt test, others have seen theirs and i've also comfirm. Just need advice because i've duly applied like others.can i gate crash?

sss recruitment : pls i need help on the date for the aptitude test. Thanks.

Thank God NL is back and stronger...God pass them.






I blame GEJ and PDP

my Great Alma mata...one love!