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Christianity EtcRe: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by Nelochukwu: 8:01pm On May 06
ALHAJIJUJU:
Brainwashed by foreign religion, why not adopt something original to Africa.

Lo! He of the Mat is waiting for you by 12.
Iz cause u don't know ur history grin.

Let's talk about all this at midnight

I'll remind u

🤡
Christianity EtcRe: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by Nelochukwu: 7:53pm On May 06
ALHAJIJUJU:
And who is this one who has all powers?

Lo!
And verily!
You know not the impact and power of the mat and slippers!

If ye knoweth it, tell it now.

Shangalaga!
Amy and slippers wey dey under my feet steady undecided.

U don't know the One with all the powers shocked. The God of Adam and Enoch?
Christianity EtcRe: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by Nelochukwu: 7:52pm On May 06
ALHAJIJUJU:
Jegheter!

I call you with the blood of a black cockerel.

Answer the summons by midnight.

Your destiny is before the council of wizards.

Verily! We have the mat and slippers.
Y didn't u get a job? Y choose to scam people? Me sef I'm waiting for u midnight I will eat u raw. Make sure u show up
PoliticsRe: Sultan Rebuts Viral Terrorism Claims, Warns Against ‘Untruths’ by Nelochukwu: 11:09am On Apr 23
P1PrinceKT:
Is Sultan above the federal government?

Let's them provide evidence, phone calls, money transactions, video footage, audio recording, whatever type of evidence they have against him and charge him to court.

Not mere speculations most likely initiated by IPOB in diaspora.

Some of Nigerians like to waste their time ⌚.
Be deceiving urself like dey can charge a whole sultan to court. Abegii
PoliticsRe: Amupitan: What God Told Me Before I Accepted INEC Job by Nelochukwu: 10:36am On Apr 23
LagosOrigin:
God didnt tell you anything you shameless liar from the pit of hell, stop using God's name in vain you nitwit with zero integrity.
Well u can't blame him his father Oyedepo Adeboye etc have all claimed to hear from god to build their empires y can't inec chair hear also grin.

Even d devil heard from God.

Wonderful
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 1:44pm On Apr 22
Eazilyfe:
Earlier this week, after ranting with staff on calls one was requesting Burna boy songs grin
grin
PoliticsRe: How Tinubu Sacked Edun, Finance Minister After Mascot Exposed 'Missing' ₦1.15tr by Nelochukwu: 5:23am On Apr 22
badoh:
This is not about Mascot revelation jare. It seems the man has health challenge and would not be able to cope with the workload in that ministry. Tinubu has done the right thing by replacing him with a young, brilliant and energetic person to steer the economy of the country.
Naso
PoliticsRe: How Tinubu Sacked Edun, Finance Minister After Mascot Exposed 'Missing' ₦1.15tr by Nelochukwu: 5:21am On Apr 22
NwaNimo1:
Na so.....EFCC let the charade begin.
As in selective efcc grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Reshuffles Cabinet, Sacks Wale Edun, Dangiwa by Nelochukwu: 6:15pm On Apr 21
Hemanwel:
What about the Minister of Darkness?

Tinubu's sacking next year is sacrosanct! We are voting the ADC from top to bottom
grin but even u deep down in ur heart u know Tinubu is winning.

How do u wanna defeat a man that won from outside last time and now his inside angry.

But it's democrazy grin so u r allowed to contest
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 5:25am On Apr 21
Eazilyfe:
Wetin dey ur eyes wey dem no fit look you for eyes grin u be cyclops abi Superman? wink
grin superman wink
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 8:44pm On Apr 20
Pearl1910:
Like what and what is done in America that is not workable here?
Do u manufacture cars in ur country? NO
The people manufacturing cars Japan, South Korea, China, America and Europe aren't using it.
The people using it like in India have it custom made from the manufacturing plant like Tata and Suzuki.

But typical of Nigerians, sofa it works on d surface, it is good. Not thinking the long term problems it will create. The same way our kazeems will replace 2 bolts after removing 4 or using Peugeot AC compressor in a Toyota car. "E no mean, e go work"
Bro I would have responded but some folks already think I did? grin See I won't bother u with this cng thing bro I'm just surprised that a guy like urself cause even tho we disagree I respect ur hustle and d work u have put into this as anyone here knows so I'm just surprised y u r so against what gives an edge in business but I guess u r vested in electric which is also good iz just not fit now. I mean even d money used for cng will be recovered in 3 weeks I know someone here who did it not long ago and has fully recovered the cng money lipsrsealed

Let's forget about cng abeg everyone sud do what dey r comfy with as long as we are advancing
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 7:59pm On Apr 20
Kumuyiii:
Lol I shock as I read an, abi here na Facebook?
Bro I weak ooo. Many kids on here mehn. Boys wey never achieve anything in life. Losers so they assume everyone is just like them.

Very sad sha cause I know dese r people's fathers n uncle's acting like boys.

Iz very hard to express urself here cause alot of haters but experience na wetin we get and Dem no dey sell am for market. Even if some ruucky will come here and read and make informed business decisions not decisions out of fear or uncertainty but informed ones from experience shared here then d goal is achieved ooo.

D sky is the starting point oga Kumuyi d fresh Uber driver

Omo but if men from this nairaland actually meet over some bottles e go make sense ooo..we go even respect ourselves more cause like u now if person never see u Dem no go believe say Uber drivers dey fresh grin grin.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 7:52pm On Apr 20
dav1002:
I'm yet to see an individual that has made a profit of 6m in 6 months doing cabucabu work.
If this is correct, drivers should be adding to their cars twice a year atleast

As they say, seeing is believing.
I wish dru fit come compose one song for the bolded
Ave told u severally that u r a lazy man grin that has no bills to pay so u can't relate.

Me and u no dey for d same category.

U didn't respond to my last offer to help teach u mini importation as u hate driving

So AliExpress or temu?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 7:48pm On Apr 20
Dabadwela:
Na lie una be the same cos the shalaye don dey too much now
U this boy if u see me u won't be able to look me in d eyes. If u r in Lagos let's meet up with that saadu guy u said is me
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 7:45pm On Apr 20
saudatu:
The same ke? This one funny ooo... grin
Bro I wish we could prove these boys wrong ooo. Anyone knows u here or r u in Lagos.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 7:44pm On Apr 20
Dabadwela:
Na lie una be the same cos the shalaye don dey too much now
U must be a joker bro. Haba. I'm sure that's what u guys do. Many of u have alternate accounts and talk to urselves

Omo this thread is full of children who haven't built anything in life

Just imagine mindset
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 7:43pm On Apr 20
Gentlelife50:
Lol, they think say we be mumu for here.
Say something with one account and support it with their other accounts.
grin grin
Guy u must be a kid ooo. So I will use alternate monikers to prove a point that what? Omo if u check u will see my monikers were for educational purposes. Yelling my story. U guys r losers mehn grin.

As in to think a grown man will do that cause I want u to do cng

I'm sure this is what u guys do.

Men that think like school boys
RomanceRe: Roby Ekpo & Mayowa Lambe-Ekpo Pre-Wedding Photos: Strangling & Dragging by Nelochukwu: 7:16pm On Apr 20
Tenrack:
Your wife is different abi. I'm sure he said the same thing to a friend who meant well for him grin grin

As a man knows this, and knows peace. The only woman you fit depend on na your mama. Your wife doesn't love you.
Even Mama dey sell pikin. Na God oo
RomanceRe: Roby Ekpo & Mayowa Lambe-Ekpo Pre-Wedding Photos: Strangling & Dragging by Nelochukwu: 7:10pm On Apr 20
Viralkid:
I pray the marriage don't end this way.
It had ended ooo
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel To Host Record-breaking LGBTQ Festival At The Dead Sea In June by Nelochukwu: 7:00pm On Apr 20
JuanDeDios:
Hehehe. I wonder if this is the last straw that breaks Mr Righteousness2's back. Well, I think not. This is just Satan trying to stop him from being blessed for blessing Israel.
Don't mind that man.

Righteousness come and see your Israel ooo. Wen I keep telling him that this Israel is nothing of the Israel in d Bible.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 6:57am On Apr 20
Gentlelife50:
Bros calm down, the thing don dey look suspicious already.
If I say A you say P another say C omo na u sabi.
U r very slow for jumping into this hasty uninformed decision. Very slow bro. Gentle slow

Alot of u guys here ur brain has been affected to think critically hence our back n forth sef on cng. U guys have lost hope grin pls don't drag me into ur sad life biko. I have a lot going on for me and u sud for urself also
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 12:24pm On Apr 14
dav1002:
I still drive boy

Infact at the moment I'm currently turning steering, ferrying ash*wos and yahoo b*ys to and fro Lagos grin
So y do u do what u hate. I'm curious. Can't u find another line of business and sell ur car undecided.

You know u could start mini importation via temu and AliExpress. Maine gurus dey this thread and me sef know small.

What say you my friend
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 7:42am On Apr 14
dav1002:
I guess you mean "Him don tire for NELOCHUKWU things grin "
So what do u do with ur life this days that u don't drive any longer. Hmmmm. Tell me. grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 12:40am On Apr 14
otiztech:
Good evening Guys, Please I need your honest Advice🙏. Kindly advise a brother who intend starting this hustle with an Honda civic 2006 model and not too familiar with Lagos roads. Please I need an honest answer make ona tell me as he be.
Bro as long as you are a good driver. D sky is d starting point. Enter road, hug d map and you will learn. Pls read Tru past pages everything u need is here. Watch out for traffic rules and ensure ur documents are intact.

Between u have an amazing car for d job. Hit d road.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 12:39am On Apr 14
Eazilyfe:
Waka jeje, dont interact unless being spoken to.

Start ride and maintain a Strong & str8 face
grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 10:13pm On Apr 13
Gentlelife50:
I see what you did there
grin cheesy grin
He actually didn't do anything than speak d truth. D guys questions needs actively the brothers input if true.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 8:37pm On Apr 13
dav1002:
Drop your next lamba make I vet

No time!!!
Ok
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 8:21pm On Apr 13
Latonal1:
Hello sir, if you need an accurate answer pick up that same car register and drive it for 12 to 14hrs then with that you will know the average amount in someone will make, if you buy car for person and you don't trust them just collect your car back it is simple everyone strategy of driving is different that is it
He doesn't even need to drive it shebi he said his an experienced bolt driver. Make em just advise am.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 7:12pm On Apr 13
dav1002:
The actual problem is that you tend to think and process things upside down

I'm not looking down on the hustle, my problem with you people is that you people tend to give a sugar coated look to this hustle instead of telling intending drivers how it actually is.

I've said it before "I no send you for here boy"

Remember, when I read misleading and sugar-coated tales by moonlight about this hustle, I will come out and tell the reality.

Farewell
Ave said it that u r loser. So u assume everyone is losing with u. Every post u make just confirms my thought. Bro we are not in d same football league. Sorry really I am cause no insult intended. How can a poor man understand that there is abundance in the land. We have different mindsets that have produced very different results in our lives hence our friction.

Please I understand better now. I won't insult u again as u r a victim of ur losses and poverty mindset.

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