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Foreign AffairsRe: Michelle Obama Celebrates Her 62nd Birthday With A Dance (video) by Nelochukwu: 10:39am On Jan 18
bcomputer101:
Will you keep quiet?
Learn to always respect elderly people who are old enough to born your father
grin grin grin. U will learn
Foreign AffairsRe: Michelle Obama Celebrates Her 62nd Birthday With A Dance (video) by Nelochukwu: 9:55am On Jan 18
bcomputer101:
Hmm... Unlike Escobar's wife

We will correct our mistakes by 2027
U mean solidify your mistakes grin grin in 2027
CrimeRe: Nigerian Drug Suspect Arrested On Phangan Island After Evading Court In Thailand by Nelochukwu: 12:45am On Jan 18
Guestmale:
The same people everytime, spoiling Nigeria name outside the country.
It's not but d poster wants you to think otherwise. Guess it's working undecided
CrimeRe: Nigerian Drug Suspect Arrested On Phangan Island After Evading Court In Thailand by Nelochukwu: 12:44am On Jan 18
aswani:
You can't force people to post where they don't want or not post where they want.

Stop it and let them use their freedom of speech avd expression jẹjẹ.
Yes just like u can't force people to say the truth or u can't force people to stop stealing. Oh boy what is wrong is wrong abeg. I can't force but I can speak. Dude is a tribalistic person. His children will break that jinx just watch
CrimeRe: Nigerian Drug Suspect Arrested On Phangan Island After Evading Court In Thailand by Nelochukwu: 3:03pm On Jan 17
aswani:
The poster can post where they want just like you post where you want, allowed them.
No it's tribalistic to pick just one tribe. There was a time news of other tribes doing this was so rampart in this same India last month he never posted it. Haba
RomanceRe: Single Men Above 30,why Have You Avoided Marriage? by Nelochukwu: 9:36am On Jan 17
SpaceX:
Women have higher standard now that most men don't qualify for.
Yes of course. D only standard is money
CrimeRe: Nigerian Drug Suspect Arrested On Phangan Island After Evading Court In Thailand by Nelochukwu: 9:32am On Jan 17
Peterobiisathie:
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I hope one day that Peter Obi will condemn this drug traffickers in Asia countries
Y r u so tribalistic. You never post other tribes news even tho d news is dere but u select only Igbos. Ur daughters will marry Igbo men. And ur son's will eat d scrubs from Igbo men's table. God will judge u
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 8:38pm On Jan 16
jahbenedict:
For a while now, rates have been in the double digits:
Treasury bill rate for 91 days is 15.8% pa
Mutual funds up to 20% pa
Fixed deposits and savings, I have seen 16% for 90 days
Commercial paper up to 30%

With 1 billion naira you will get higher rates for fixed deposits, savings and mutual funds.


With the current rates, if I buy treasury bill at 15.8% pa for 91 days, I will get about 35.5 million naira upfront (after 10% withholding tax). Come April 2026, I will have my 1 billion naira back to reinvest. If I do this every 91 days, at similar interest rates, I would make about 142.5 million naira as ROI in 12 months.
Most billionaire dont think this way bro. Yes dey play in d money market but that profit interest u r calling is not what will sustain his billions grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Okafor’s Church In Canada Shut Down - Jimmy JAF by Nelochukwu: 12:51pm On Jan 16
CHIEFCHICKEN:
Church is the Body of Christ
Okafor is the Body of Chris

Notice the missing "T"? It's for ACCOUNTABILITY
Best explaination G grin grin grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 8:59am On Jan 14
northbird:
As a struggling youth, yes , you can japa if you have the funds..
But as a billionaire.. it's strange. Because what are you going to be doing in a foreign land.
What are you doing in a foreign land? Are seriously asking this question? Iz like u haven't handled real money before cause if u have seen some money u will first think of abroad atleast to vacation. Not even japa just to go breathe sane oxygen not this shit hole.

Cause a shit hole is a shit hole. Even if u gold plate it iz still a shit hole and shit must pass tru that hole regardless of the gold plating huh
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 8:55am On Jan 14
Pearl1910:
I think we are over flogging this matter on here.
The overall message has been passed and it's understood. He didn't mean Billionaire Billionaire like Dangote in d sense of it but someone who is comfortable or big man. Alot of IT guys, Bank executives and co earning millions monthly have relocated abroad. People sell their houses properties worth millions to relocate abroad. So why are we pretending there is something in this thing.
All our politicians have their adult grown kids abroad. They are bastardly rich. Why aren't they in Nigeria enjoying their money? If Nigeria was okay.
From Abiola to Gowon to Awolowo to Abacha to Babangida to Ojukwu down to modern day politicians name them. All their kids are settled in the abroad, except the ones doing politics or running their parents businesses in Nigeria.
Every rich man in Nigeria has their kids overseas, they may only be here because they make d money here but at the slightest they are abroad with their families. Na only poor man they believe in "Nigeria go better o"
I have seen where govt policies have stifled a multi million dollar business in Nigeria. Illegal demolitions, security issues , power problems, supply chains and transportation, tax demands etc. Heck, in our very eyes more than 50 multinational companies closed down and left Nigeria in d last 2yrs. Are we going to pretend this didn't happen?
So what are we arguing if someone says it's better he goes abroad to work salary work rather than be a "big" man in Nigeria? Hassle is too much in this country and u can only survive the harsh conditions if u are fraudulent, corrupt or ready to cut corners. Bribery is now a normal thing, sorting is now a way of life, paying for express or jumping line is for who get money and these vices have been institutionalized. If a minister is openly fighting with a Gov because they had an agreement to share public resources and the Judiciary, and Law enforcement can't do anything . We even have people saying the Gov is a betrayer and castigating him. Do we really have a country?? Is this a place to behuh
Abeg anybody that wants to remain here is free to remain be u thousanire, millionaire or billionaire. Anything can happen to u anytime. Na Rtd Army General they kidnap from him house last year. Alex Badeh was killed in his farm, Ahmed Gulak was killed on d road. Every form of misfortune u can think of can happen to anybody whether rich or poor and the perpetrators will not face justice.
You have said it all bro. As in y would these rich men have their children in d abroad and poor men's children want to die here huh huh.

Even many rich celebrities have relocated abroad with their fame and money u think dey r crazy?

Like u said billionaire is far. Alot of Nigerians are like billionaires that we no even know their names. That's y I said festac. But yet these guys have houses abroad or travel abroad a lot for health reasons but these people won't pray to be caught in emergency cases in Nigeria cause they know Nigeria is a shit hole.

No one sud even castigate anyone for japaing. If u get opportunity pls do. You know men wey sell house sell car sell everything wey many of us no get and travelled and they are d better now?

Imagine a whole former CDS Badeh killed like a chicken from his farm. shocked.

Nigeria is a shit hole
CrimeRe: Abia Community Declares Ban On Hard Drugs, Cultism, Other Criminal Activities by Nelochukwu: 8:10am On Jan 14
Authoreety:
Even the enforcers are drug addicts
D very comment I'm looking for.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze Leads Obi Cubana To Christ by Nelochukwu: 3:00am On Jan 14
Moony45:
All these scams calling themselves pastors. God is watching and will even ask more from the gullible followers!
As in bro....it is well
PoliticsRe: Fubara Is The Political Leader Of Rivers, We’re With Him – Peter Odili by Nelochukwu: 2:55am On Jan 14
yarimo:
Peter odili stop fooling that boy, just because you want something from him.
Then u don't know odili. Lol. U really don't know d man
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 6:44pm On Jan 13
northbird:
2k -5k euros/ monthly is the average salary range across Europe for jobs.
I'm suprised where you got your 100k euros/annum
Lol baba that's for one job oo AND for standard Europe not Norway .men dey run 2 jobs...and thats not d average for professionals. Average for person wey no even sabi work is 60k NOK which is about 5k euros(one job) I'm telling u facts. People earn more
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu:
TUBLEZ:
bro just they look 😀 too many ignorant post full this thread … 200K he wan thief am 😂 😂 those doing 3 jobs sef can’t earn 200K, let’s even assume u earn 5K euro monthly that’s 60K in a year unless u r a professional and e no even fit pass 120/150K
U r d ignorant one. D jokes on u. Do u know starter jobs in Norway pays 4500euros per month. That only one job. Alot of guys do two. grin. In Norway u never earn d same every year as it's ALWAYS increases. Pls verify and not asking Google oooo lol and I don't need to tell u if I'm here or have been dere or not.

U guys just like yapping...
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 6:34pm On Jan 13
northbird:
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The average worker in Europe can't earn 200k euros/year. It's impossible.
Workers just earn to live a normal life. The wage structure is meant to just keep you in the system.
In Norway d professional worker earned that much. Tha average workers earns 80k-100k euros. I mean workers with papers not dagbo workers. For example for starters in Norway ur first job (no experience) can earn u 60k euros per year. Italy, Spain Portugal not so good with pay but Denmark Sweden Norway perfect

It's more than keeping you in d system. The pay is very good. There r some countries like Norway were d citizen r practically ALL rich. I mean you go to a town and EVERYONE is using high end cars. I mean everyone. In Norway everyone owns an electric car and no Iz not car loans.

In america dey pay even more for professionals and d average worker with papers earn more.

Young Nigerians abroad are making so much money compared to their counterparts in Nigeria.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 2:43pm On Jan 12
Vela01:
People die anywhere. Negligence happen anywhere. This one, him mama na doctor, na the same hospital wey him mama dey work he died of error o.

I'm not saying things are okay in Nigeria. But this syndrome is allover.

When the Liverpool footballer died, Jota, did you read how long it took for medicals to get to the scene? Things happen.

But comparing a billionaire life with paycheck-paycheck person get as he be.
If you can't get proper firstclass health care service here in Nigeria as a billionaire, then you're a foolish billionaire.


You know what it means to be a billionaire or you dey whyne billions??
You don't get it bro. Billionaire in Naira is not billionaire in dollars. You will be shocked how many billionaires we have in Nigeria. In festac alone sef make we no go far and I'm telling u that the average billionaire will not pray to be treated in Nigeria. Cases of high profile hospital still doing rubbish talk less of normal hospitals.

Do u know how many people die in this country from nonsense? Either substandard drugs, injection etc. even with ur billions u will still purchase fake products at a premium price.

What I understand from his definition of pay check to pay check is not what u think. He means just a regular average worker in a place like Norway etc is far better than a billionaire in Nigeria grin esp as regards to basic amenities available to both.

That average worker sef no small ooo. Prolly earning 200k euros per year. Not bad bro
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 2:09pm On Jan 12
Vela01:
Na the Billionaire wey una dey call dey vex me. Do you know what it means to be a billionaire, you come dey deceive yourself that they're not receiving premium healthcare, dey there dey deceive yourself maybe na you and them dey live.

It's beginning to look like many people here don't know the meaning of being a "Billionaire"😃😃
Alaye I'm not fighting you but is clear. Isn't Joshua a billionaire in naira and isn't Chimamanda billionaire in naira. Pls talk another thing.

Do u know how many Igbo millionaires died in that greater Nigeria building collapse. No emergency response. People trapped for days huh huh

Fact is fact. Nigeria is a proper shit hole. Sad but true.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 1:49am On Jan 12
Kumuyiii:
If you have money, leave this country, after securing a second passport, you can come back and VISIT.
Even as a billionaire in Nigerian, u can't guarantee that u are getting premium healthcare even wen u are paying premium.

Na both rich and poor dey see shege for this country just that d rich na only Shege but d poor banza follow am grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 10:19am On Jan 09
Kumuyiii:
'if you 1 million naira a month, you'll enjoy Nigeria'
'if you have money, Nigeria is a cool place'
'if I'm a billionaire, why will i move to Switzerland'
'Nigeria has world class healthcare'
' if I have a successful business why will relocate out'

Yen yen yen, for ur life, you don hear this kind news b4? Imagine say na you get this building or ur shop dey inside with millions of goods inside.... Una for no dey follow me talk all this yeye talk for here.. Like i said, pray make something wey go make you understand my statement ('I'll rather live paycheck to paycheck in Switzerland than live permanently in Nigeria as a billionaire.)do you for Nigeria. Country wey no value human life, no single value to human life, 3 days after the incident, governor was busy doing other things, 10days later na him remember say something happen. Meanwhile dubai, something like this happen, within 5 mins, ambulance and fire service dey ur doormot, rich or poor, ur life get value.
Honestly bro Iget u and u r right. U might be a billionaire and die like a chicken here with all ur billions. U don't know where emergency will catch u as long as u r in Nigeria u will be caught unawares as a billion. U can only secure your space as a billionaire but d whole country is not secure huh huh.

Abroad d average man has access to what billionaires naturally don't have access to in Nigeria during emergency ooo.

Iz well
InvestmentRe: Can I Survive In Nigeria If I Make $10 Daily - My Wife Included by Nelochukwu: 7:47pm On Jan 08
saphiere:
My lashes and nails alone 10dollars don go. My advice, if you are not marry yet, don't marry. You wouldn't want to bring someone to come surfer with you. Would you?

Conclusion, 10dollars is too poor.

PS: Earn in dollars too so I know what I am saying. Exchange rate is not stable.
Abeg rest na every day u dey do lashes. How much do doctors earn huh huh. What's d minimum wage in Nigeria

Abeg op u will be fine
CelebritiesRe: “This Isn’t Something Money Can Fix” — Jarvis Breaks Down Over Mother’s Illness by Nelochukwu: 7:40pm On Jan 08
Righteousness2:


ONLY GOD CAN DO THIS.
ONLY GOD CAN HEAL Your mom and make you Happy.

Take your Mom to THE LORD'S CHOSEN.
If you are in Lagos take her quickly to the LORD'S CHOSEN Revival ground
Chosen Estate, ijesha,
Along OSHODI-APAPA Expressway.


No long story, No abracadabra.
You are guaranteed to Laugh again
THE GOD OF CHOSEN ANSWERS PRAYER
This man. Instead of u to preach Christ u r here preaching church. Are dey no sick people in ur church huh huh huh. I know a lot of BARREN chosen always wearing dat dirty aprons yet barren for years and still barren. Do u think God recognizes factions and this nonsense from us?

Grow up
SportsRe: AFCON 2025: Mikel Obi Praises Osimhen’s ‘Warrior’ Spirit In Clash With Lookman by Nelochukwu: 9:41am On Jan 08
LibertyRep:
They won't tell him the bitter truth. What warrior spirit' makes you talk like that to your teammate and disrespect your skipo?

What's the 'warrior spirit' in demanding to be subbed? if the coach had not done his bidding, perhaps he would have walked away from the field on his own.

What's the : warrior ' spirit in not celebrating with your team after a resounding win?

Some even called it passion, sugarcoating a gutter behaviour with turenshi.

Shebi when he cussed and insulted Finidi, you all clapped for him.

Continue.
If it was Ronaldo or messi that did this. U will hear na so em b. Na y em be world best abi but out very own na dis kind of ur talk dey always follow.

Kwantinue
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 5:53am On Jan 08
Jamie90:
I am happy with the hustle so far. My dashboard is very much comparable to the OGs here considering that I didn’t even know how to drive 3 to 4 months ago.
Happy for you mate.
AutosRe: Lexus Rx 350 2010 by Nelochukwu: 7:57am On Jan 07
GeeKlasic:
U finish am 😁😂
As in grin grin grin with evidence grin
AutosRe: Lexus Rx 350 2010 by Nelochukwu: 7:57am On Jan 07
Osiris12:
the baranda go use his other moniker to advise you to go warm eba chop
D guy finish u sha I no lie. Em hold u for ....... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed huh grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump On Maduro Capture: "We Were Going To Do This 4 Days Ago" by Nelochukwu: 5:31am On Jan 04
3seriez:
After infiltrating his govt with your agents and spies for years. 4 days Indeed. undecided
Yes but he meant to actually strike. D DAY. EVERYTHING d agents has been doing for years led up to the countdown of 4days till D day
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 5:28pm On Jan 03
Pearl1910:
They are criminals. U will still pay tax on ur gains or profits. They are covering for themselves and using the opportunity to steal even more. Except they will increase the fare by that 9%
Honestly they r criminals. They ought to pay tax from their commission indrive 9.99% and bolt 25 abi ,35% but no dey r charging separately for tax so it doesn't affect them and I'm sure dey won't still increase base fare oooo.. kiaaa
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nelochukwu: 5:23pm On Jan 03
chidifrank:
Please all, can I use a rav4 2007 4plug 2.4engine for this transport business ? will the fuel consumption be okay
Please you are more than welcome to use that fantastic SUV for the hustle. My friend uses one tho the 09 model. It has same consumption with muscle evil spirit. As long as it's your own ride. Just be gentle with it. Don't abuse d car by matching d throttle forcefully. If the catalytic converter is functional the better!!

Invest your 5m in another business cool

Godspeed

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