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Hello
so it is true that
there is no govern in Anambra
state but pls just tell me
what will happen next and who will
be the next Govern
and work like Nigge.

Nigerian, American and German were talking and bragging about the technological advances of their representative countries have achieved in the field of medicine. The American says, "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without forearms, so we attached artificial forearms on him. And now that he is grown, he has become an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist at that." The German replied, “That's nothing to what we have done back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached artificial legs on her and she is now 3 times marathon gold medallist in the Olympics!!" The Nigerian interjected laughingly, "Is that all you have, just gold medallist? In Abeokuta, we have a baby born without a head! We attached a coconut and he is now the president of our nation.
can it be done?

Hello,
Am Nelson i will like to know why?
Nigeria girls like bigger man or guy than
them? I s there any sweeten thing in that?
most of the girl I am seening like to date with
bigger guy /man than them?
Nelson

Hello,
If you did not got up to the cut off mark for U.N.N
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Hello out,


I have a girl I met, the day I saw this girl,
the first of all send a flower to me then,
I was so suppress of that then I call the girl
and ask she why? so.
then girl told me that she likes flower
but to me I know her mind then I start,
to tell her to stop that coz I don't like girl
then she told me that she was so sorry for that,
Later I told her to give me her phone number of which
she did, I later call her on the phone and apologizes for
that then she welcome me and told me that am so nice,
that she likes me.
There we book an appointment to see each other of which,
she came, we just talk for short time then she left,
from there she start visiting me.
so told her that I will come to there school, then I did so but
but as I get to their school call her she came then I told
her lists go to your luge she said no that she is not living alone
that girls are some how acting, so I told her lets sit down some where,
she did then we start discussing so along the line I told her that girl,
I will be glad if you will be my girl then She said that " she have a guy but she will
take me as her best or good friend but I insist that I want her to be my girl.
So at a point told her that am going she said that she will call then I told her if did not
call I will delete her number then I left.
Then she later call at late hour I pick the phone and do as I didn't know the caller
so she cry that I have deleted her number but as I explain to her she understand.
Later I ask her how far about our discussion, then she cut the phone off it
till now she haven't call.
So what will I do? Is it to call her and tell her let your well be done
Or what pls I need help.

Thanks
Nelson
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A gentle word like a spark of light,
Illuminates my soul
And as each sound goes deeper,
It's YOU that makes me whole

There is no corner, no dark place,
YOUR LOVE cannot fill
And if the world starts causing waves,
It's your devotion that makes them still

And yes you always speak to me,
In sweet honesty and truth
Your caring heart keeps out the rain,
YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof

So thank you my Love for being there,
For supporting me, my life
I'll do the same for you, you know,
My Beautiful, Darling,

Just when I was about to say the words,
Somebody whispers in my ears so calm;
What if she'll like and love the way you do,
Wouldn't it be so painful if someday, somehow
She'll be far away from you??

I just couldn't remember how much it hurts,
Much more when the verdict comes
From the bottom of my heart;
What then shall I prefer to choose,
To suffer the pain or lose the one I loved most

Now I know it isn't so easy
To lose someone very special to me,
What then shall I do to this meaningless life,
Now that you're away and out of my sight

God knows what I feel for you
Only I don't have the courage and don't know what to do
Often times, I blame myselfFor not letting you know
That I LIKE YOU & I LOVE YOU",)

Romantic Acts
Give your love a surprise.

Do something to make your partner feel special.

Walking in the mountains at sunset.

Say I love you.

Kiss your love.

Give your love a backrub.

Just being with your love.

Take a bath together.

Go stargazing.

Call just to say I love you.

Pamper your love.

Hold hands.

Do something romantic for your love.

What's love?
When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them.
At that moment, you are in love.



Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh,
your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone.
Then, you are in love.



Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back, to let you know of their safe arrival,
your phone is quiet.
You are desperately waiting for the call!
At that moment, you are in love.



If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from
that special someone than other many long e-mails,
you are in love.



When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the
messages in your answering machine because of one message
from that special someone, you are in love.



When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would
not hesitate to think of that special someone.
Then, you are in love.



You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend", but you realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction. At that moment, you are in love.



While you are reading this page, if someone
appears in your mind,
then u are in love with that person.




send this to all your friends. If you dont send it, you'll have bad luck in your love life for the next 10 years of your life.
You know that what this says is true, so what are you waiting for? send it to your friends

Show your sweetie your heart belongs to them with one of these 25 ways to say, "I love you!"

Order a custom-made cake with, "I love you" written on it.


Call in a dedication on your partner's favorite radio station.


Have flowers, delivered in person by a mutual friend.


Post a dedication on Lovingyou.com.


Commission a billboard on your partner's route to work.


Diamond anything, with a card, or engraved.


Send them a framed photograph, autographed by you.


Leave a message on their voice mail or pager.


Leave little love notes around the house where they will find them.


Write it on the bathroom mirror in fog-proof treatment.


Mail them a letter, postcard or greeting card.


Commission a sky writer to write it in the air.


Announce it over the public address system in any public place.


Send them a postcard from the heart.


Write them a love poem.


Build a web site dedicated to your love.


Take out an ad in their favorite newspaper or magazine.


Make a screen saver and have a colleague load it onto their work computer.


Create any one of the simple crafts on LYC and send it to your love with a note.


Send them a box of chocolates with a card.


Have an artist draw their portrait from a photograph.


Carve a heart into their favorite tree.


Buy them something they have always wanted.


Commission a love song, sung just for them.


Commission a romance novel with you both as the lead characters.

My Dearest Ngozi

I noticed that today is 'Sweetest Day' and I wanted to take a moment, and let you know that YOU are the SWEETEST thing, and most wonderful gift and blessing that this man could EVER ask for.

I love you with EVERY beat of my heart, and more and more each passing second. And I will ALWAYS love you Baby, I am Home, and I am Yours, and I belong to you, completely.

All my love, D~ XO

What's love?

When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them.
At that moment, you are in love.



Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh,
your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone.
Then, you are in love.



Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back, to let you know of their safe arrival,
your phone is quiet.
You are desperately waiting for the call!
At that moment, you are in love.



If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from
that special someone than other many long e-mails,
you are in love.



When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the
messages in your answering machine because of one message
from that special someone, you are in love.



When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would
not hesitate to think of that special someone.
Then, you are in love.



You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend", but you realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction. At that moment, you are in love.



While you are reading this page, if someone
appears in your mind,
then u are in love with that person.




send this to all your friends. If you dont send it, you'll have bad luck in your love life for the next 10 years of your life.
You know that what this says is true, so what are you waiting for? send it to your friends,

What is Acid Reflux (GERD) disease ?

Acid reflux is a condition where gastric juices containing acid travel back from the stomach into the esophagus (gullet or swallowing tube). Symptoms of acid reflux include: Heartburn (a burning feeling rising from the stomach or lower chest up towards the neck).Regurgitation (bringing food back up into the mouth).Chest pain.Difficulty in swallowing (dysphagia).Hoarseness, ental erosion and asthma (because acidic juices can make their way into the throat, mouth and air passages of the lungs).

Other names for Acid reflux are "Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease" (GERD disease), as well as "reflux" or "reflux esophagitis" - they all relate to Acid reflux.

GERD is a chronic condition. Once it begins, it usually is life-long.
Acid reflux treatment:
The treatment can be based on a drug treatment or a natural treatment.
Today, in our drug-oriented society, the acid reflux treatment is mostly based on the suppression of acid, But drugs do NOT solve the acid reflux problem. In fact, they actually make it worse.

The so-called "proton pump inhibitors" such as "Prilosec" and "Prevacid", and the H2 blocker agents such as "Zantac", "Pepcid" and "Tagament", are some of the worst drugs you could possible take for acid reflux because these drugs dramatically reduce the amount of hydrochloric acid you have in your stomach, thereby diminishing drastically your ability to digest your food properly. This reduction in the amount of stomach acid also reduces a very important defense mechanism against food-borne infections and increases your likelihood of food poisoning.

Natural remedies for a natural acid reflux treatment:
Following a detoxification diet, drinking about 1 gallon of filtered water daily along with high doses of quality probiotics goes a long way toward restoring normal stomach function for most people. Normally, you should try to drink enough water each day to keep your urine a light yellow shade. However, when you suffer from acid reflux, more water may be necessary to dilute the acid and normalize the pH in your stomach.

Also, many people find relief from acid reflux in the wormwood herb Artemisia asiatica. Another effective option for acid reflux foods, is GARLIC. Garlic is one food that you should be eating every day. It has a wonderful ability to optimize bowel flora and kill pathogenic organisms such as H. pylori.

Acid reflux foods:
Healthy and helpfull foods are : fruits, vegetables, meat, dairy, grains.
In acid reflux foods that you should limit because they increase the acid in your stomach or relax the LES (lower esophageal sphincter) : Coffee, tea, carbonated drinks (with and without caffeine), Fried and fatty foods, Spicy foods, Citrus fruits and tomatoes, Onions, Peppermint, Chocolate and etc. All these food can help you to find relief from your acid reflux disease.

Check you post ume jamb UNN
and buy your card at
frist bank plc #400
thx

HOW TO MAKE MONEY ON THE NET


Hello out there,
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Then follow this step.
1 Click this 1st link http://cooperativemail.com/pages/index.php?refid=nelson
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3 Check the your Email box or bulk and signup.
4 To be sure after signing up check the my earn and see that you have $50 .
5 Then to start getting money clink paid to clink.

•Before starting makes sure that you have account on E-gold if not clink this link www.e-gold.com

So that after your work they will transfer your money there i.e. to e-gold account.
You are now in the Biz.
Enjoy it

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Seduction is the art, and joy, of tempting your partner into a romantic, sensual liaison. It is less about the outcome of your liaison, and more about the game of seducing. When you begin a game of seduction you are inviting your partner to a completely sensual experience designed to heighten ALL of their senses. Your partner should be in a passive role, while you determine which sense to heighten and which zone to pleasure.

Typically, a successful seduction is longer than your average lovemaking session, and can even last over a few days or weeks. It's important to remember that coupling doesn't always have to happen. Think of it as an extended pre-intimacy session. If days of sensual innuendoes and mood setters can't get your partner in the mood, nothing will!

Before beginning your seduction plan, you need to decide how long you want your seduction to last. Is there a special day coming up? Do you want to make some serious changes in your love play? If so, a week long seduction might be a better approach.

Once you've decided your time limit, you'll want to look at how you want to begin capturing your partner's sensual attention. There are numerous ways to go about this. The most important thing to remember about this stage is that you should NOT couple! This is about getting their interest and heightening their senses for when you actually do couple. Here are a few ideas to get you started:

leave an erotic love note on their pillow
e-mail a fantasy you wish to enact with them
give a sensual massage using your favorite massage oils
have a finger food picnic
play a lover's game
kiss longer and more frequently
find more opportunities to touch your partner
make eye contact more frequently
watch a semi-erotic move such as Henry & June
have an old fashion "necking" session
The Main Event
Now that you've put all this effort into getting your partner ready, it's time to move onto the main event. Again, it's important to remember that the longer you draw out the seduction, the better it will be.

There are various stages of arousal you enter into when engaging in love play. The shorter the experience, the lower the level of arousal you are able to access. The longer the experience, the higher the level of arousal you and your partner can enter into. Thus, if you can prolong the experience you will create a memory you will both treasure for quite a while.

To make the most of this factor, you'll need to have things in place that will heighten all of your partner's senses. We're talking about a full assault on their senses. When you're done with them you'll leave them wondering how sex could have ever been otherwise. Here are some ideas to get you started:

Sense of Sight: Care and attention should be placed on the location. If in your bedroom, candles lit, silky bedding and lots of pillows are a must. Arouse this sense further with lingerie.


Sense of Smell: Aromatics can work for you or against you. Make sure you know which scents your partner enjoys. Get scented candles, incense or scented massage oil to help heighten this sense.


Sense of Taste: This can be incorporated in two ways. One is through food with aphrodisiac qualities such as strawberries or oysters. The other is through edible lotions, chocolate syrups or whip cream.


Sense of Hearing: Get creative and record yourself telling an erotic story and leave it playing in the background. Or, play music that fits the overall mood you are going for. If you have sensual movies you may want to have the sound playing in the background.


Sense of Touch: One of the most erotic senses of all is the sense of touch. You will already be using this sense just by engaging the seduction. To heighten it you need to make sure every time they feel something against their skin it has an extra sensation added to it. You can do this with silky bedding, silky lingerie, or even with a massage with your favorite oils. You may also want to try a feather, something furry or a rose when you touch them.
You can further heighten the senses by hindering one of them completely. A reduction causes the other senses to work more to make up for the loss. You can remove the sense of sight by using a blindfold. You can remove the sense of touch by using restraints. You need to make sure your partner would be comfortable with this type of love play before doing this though.

For an additional benefit, when you execute your main event, you may want to try something a little different. For example, a tryst with role-playing may let your partner become more open and result in new levels of arousal. Or, a prolonged temptation before letting them reach their peak will certainly get results.

Remember, this is your seduction. You can do whatever you KNOW will get your partner excited. The main point is to infuse some creative loving into your relationship. If you've lost a bit of that "new love attraction" this is an excellent way to get it back. Every few months, make sure you do something similar to this to keep the spark alive and create some fantastic memories to look back upon!

A Mystical Night of Love


There's something alluringly romantic about mystical settings. Cast a love spell and invite your sweetheart to an enchanting night for two!

What you'll need:

A midnight blue (or similar color) colored sheet, blanket, etc.

Throw pillows

Incense & holder

Many candles and/or tea lights

Finger foods such as grapes, cheese, bread, olives and strawberries.

Atmosphere style music.
When you have everything you need, lay your sheet or blanket out on the floor, on your bed, or on your sofa. Arrange the pillows comfortably around the sheet. Light candles in a safe, but near area. Burn your incense to create the fragrant mood. Arrange the food on a tray or plate on the sheet.

To set up the evening's entertainment, you may want to read each other's fortune by doing a tarot reading. Most card sets come with full interpretations of the cards and readings. You may also want to recount each other's mystical encounters. Another thing you may want to do is rent a magical theme movie such as: Practical Magic, Simply Irresistible, Ghost or The 10th Kingdom.

The perfect finishing touch to your enchanting night of love is the perfect, mystical love gift of a chain with a crystal on it.

HIV/AIDS and Women





Nearly 50% of those living with the virus are women (see chart 1). In sub-Saharan Africa, more than twice as many women as men are living with HIV.

A woman’s vulnerability to the virus is attributable not only to biological differences, but also to deeply entrenched socio-economic inequalities that further compound susceptibility. This includes economic vulnerability leading to transactional sex, forced or coerced sex and the inability to negotiate condom use. As young women and girls are even more biologically and socially vulnerable to HIV/AIDS than older women, a marked increase in their infection rates has occurred — far surpassing those of young men in some countries.

HIV-positive women are also at high risk of transmitting HIV to their children during pregnancy or childbirth or through breastfeeding. Today, mother-to-child transmission (MTCT) is the primary mode of HIV acquisition in children, and 25-35% of children born to HIV positive women in low-income settings will contract the disease in utero, during delivery or through breastfeeding.

While an inexpensive single dose of antiretroviral therapy (ART) costing only about US$1 can reduce the risk of MTCT of HIV by half, more than 2 million children under the age of 15 today are living with HIV, most having acquired it through their mothers. ART is presently available to only about 1% of women who need it. In addition, many thousands of pregnant women do not know their HIV status, do not have access to voluntary counseling and testing (VCT) to learn of their status, or forgo testing or taking the drug for fear of violence from their partners or stigmatization from their communities. Women must be able to access VCT and ART with full protection of their rights to privacy and confidentiality.

As AIDS ravages families and communities, the burden of caring for ill family members rests mainly with women and girls — many of whom may be seriously ill themselves. Women comprise 70% of the world’s poor. A woman affected by HIV/AIDS is plunged further into poverty, losing the ability to provide for herself and her children. Through pervasive social stigma and the collapse of traditional family and support structures, HIV/AIDS is eroding the already precarious social and economic status of women in many countries.

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Improving the health status of women remains an unmet challenge, with great disparities existing between low- and high-income countries.

The leading causes of death for women, HIV/AIDS, pregnancy and childbirth, malaria and tuberculosis, primarily affect poor women.

The victims of gender-based violence are primarily women and the risk of violence that women face is aggravated by poverty and political instability. Inadequate access to reproductive health services contributes to unwanted pregnancy, unsafe abortion, inadequate antenatal care, and lack of skilled attendance at birth.
Leading Causes of
Death in Women 2002

HIV/AIDS 1.3 million

Malaria 665,000

Tuberculosis 536,000

Maternal Conditions 510,000

Source: World Health Report 2004, WHO

Examples of Pathogens Recognized in the Past 30 Years

YEAR MICROBE DISEASE

1973 Rotavirus Major cause of infantile diarrhea globally

1976 Cryptosporidium parvum Acute and chronic diarrhea

1977 Ebola virus Ebola hemorrhagic fever

1983 HIV AIDS

1992 Vibrio cholerae O139 New strain associated with epidemic cholera

1995 Human herpes virus-8 Associated with Kaposi sarcoma in AIDS patients

1997 Avian Influenza [Type A (H5N1)] Influenza

2003 SARS coronavirus SARS - Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome

Source: Modified from WHO Fact Sheet No. 97, 1998, World Health Organization



Today, infectious agents are the main cause of new or recurring epidemics. We face a double threat of newly emerging diseases, such as HIV and Ebola, as well as the re-emergence of pathogens such as tuberculosis and cholera, long considered under control in some regions.

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Malaria
Malaria is a leading killer of children under five and a major contributor to adult morbidity in sub-Saharan Africa. More than 300 million cases and more than one million deaths occur each year. An estimated 10,000 women and 200,000 infants die annually due to malaria infection, and severe malarial anemia accounts for more than half of these deaths.

Malaria is caused by a parasite that is transmitted through the bite of the Anopheles mosquito. Individuals infected with the parasite that causes malaria may experience several weeks or months of poor health, and children and pregnant women are less likely to recover than adults who have built up some immunity to the disease. Symptoms include fevers with chills, headache, back pain, sweating, weakness, nausea and anemia.

Malaria disproportionately affects people living in poverty (see Maps 2 and 3). For adults who survive malarial attacks social and economic consequences include low productivity and depression.

Because of malaria's pervasiveness, combating malaria is an important poverty reduction strategy. Transmission may be prevented through the use of insecticide-treated nets and indoor residual spraying with insecticides. Malarial disease can be prevented with prophylactic anti-malarial drugs. Those who have been infected with the malaria parasite can be treated with relatively inexpensive anti-malarial drugs where available and affordable. However, drug resistance to the anti-malarial drugs chloroquine and sulfadoxine-pyrimethamine has, in some regions, rendered them virtually ineffective.

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My Boyfriend and I decided to have our first "real" dinner date. He was a little short on cash but we made do. We traveled to a dine-in restaurant with an inexpensive cheap buffet. Tip: Don't over indulge yourself with food! Un-known to me, when we arrived home he had a tape of both slow and fast love songs that he had made himself. He took the comforter off of his bed and laid it on the floor. He took the one candle he owned and lit it and put it at the top end of the blanket. The first song was slow and his actions reflected the music. He slowly touched me and kissed me as if for the first time. The evening went on from there. Fortunately the tape had two sides full. It was the most romantic thing he had ever done for me.

Question
You
Partner

A man is a better lover because, ?
______________
______________

A woman is a better lover because, ?
______________ ______________

A man would make a better world leader because, ?
_____________ _____________

A woman would make a better world leader because, ?
______________ ___________
A man's greatest fear is, ?

______________ ______________

A woman's greatest fear is, ?
______________ ______________

All men like to hear,
______________ ______________

All women like to hear,
______________ ______________

The best thing about being a man is,
______________ ______________

The best thing about being a woman is,
______________ ______________


I made reply
thanks
Am Nelson

yes that is ok
so what about you
as you you it has come to
stay the only solution is
to study hard for the exam in
order to give them
assigement when they will mark it

Nelson

who know if UNN post jamb result is out,
and when will their start registering, also
what is their off mark for Deparement of
Nursing science.

yes you can combine it

[color=#000099][/color]HELLO OUT THERE ,
I NEED INFROMATION ABOUT
UNN= UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA NUSKKA

there friend pls help me I
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my phone no is 08039326541
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