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Buying a reliable car is a blessing,you won't understand what God has done for you ![]() |
Buy reliability,you would drive it for a year and fix nothing,just oil change |
ahiboilandgas:I appreciate your interest ,pls bring it up a bit,whatapp me if you're ready. |
Buy reliability,never had any issues,just servicing and tire change ![]() |
Buy peace of mind |
Going |
pristine condition.. |
Going!!!! |
Going!! |
Coolgent:Zero issue,yeah first body |
touchwales: |
Timblogga:4m last, 4 cylinders |
hustle101:I appreciate but the car is too clean for 3m,you need to see it in person,gbagada area for inspection. |
Coolgent:Would upload more |
*Buying a reliable car is a blessing.* Lightly used by a very careful driver ,in perfect condition as you can see from the pictures,nothing to fix and has had no issues since purchase,ac chilling,recent oil change/ service,buy and drive ,only interested and serious buyers pls call the number below. |
LaurelP:I did, don't worry, you'd understand later. |
Ayesha01ad:Ah, hope you don't think I'm a bad boy ooh, I'm just helping the guys out, I was in their shoes when I was still a boy, now I'm a man . |
And to the boys waiting for a girl to come and ask them out, well, you'd always end up with girls you don't really like because the realy beautiful girls can never come to ask you out because they are still drunk in the euphoria of the numerous attention they are getting from male toasters , so who the eff are you that they should come talk to you ?, Justin biber ? ![]() |
Ayesha01ad:Oh, you a lady?.. Well it all depends on the lie, I'm a sharp guy so I don't lie anyhow, I tell a lie that I can back up with some little truth as evidence, so if she asks me why Iied about working for the president id simply tell her we all work for the president and federal government in one way or the other,when we buy things we pay tax to the government finito. ![]() |
Ayesha01ad:Open thread ke?, i replied this post because i couldn't sleep, I don't have time to always be on nairaland,I prefer the real life ;-), the truth is, girls don't really care if you lie, just say anything to get their attention or make them famz you, once they've ended up liking you they'd not even care if you're the most wanted criminal ![]() |
LaurelP:@op, to answer your questions from experience ... Girls can crush on a guy but won't ask him out simply because they crush on many guys at once and prioritize the list, so if you're not number one on the list of the guys they are crushing on then they can wait for years and not tell you :-D (they are not dying in silence, naa men). If after waiting for number one on the priority list to ask her out and he doesn't but you're still bothering her she would then settle and say yes to you and youd be gyrating thinking you finally won her heart not knowing you were just an option ![]() 2. If you try chatting her up and she is not welcoming then it means she doesn't really really really like you, this one nor be hard to get ooh, she is obviously waiting for a richer, finer, fresher guy to come chat her up. 3. If after managing to chat her up and she refuses to give you her number then it means she also doesn't really really like you and had some little time to waste that's why she was replying you , it also means she'd have nothing to loose if she doesn't see you again forever in short it means go and die ![]() 4. We all know girls are attracted to the finer things of life, so if you're very cute, got a nice car (like me I've got a white 2010 bmw 3 series convertible which is one good reason for girls to famz me) and you walk up to her and say the following ; Hi, I'm Ricky, i was walking by (or driving by), I saw you, you look really interesting and I'd like to get to know you, are you a student here, what faculty?, I'm a student here too (or I work in a bank or big company, don't tell her you're doing one small job ooh, lying is part of the game, it makes it all interesting, you can even tell her you work for the president ), please I'd like to keep in touch, give me your number let me call you sometime so we can hang out, I'm a matured guy, I'm very caring and won't waste your time (this line is important if the girl might be an olosho, when you hangout you'd then know who or what she is ), then give her your phone immediately before she thinks of any stupid excuse to give (if your using bb porshe or one big phone then it's good for you, you're on the right track, make you nor fear ) 4. But there is one big problem ooh, She might give you her number and won't pick up when you call her, listen to me bro, it's not really hard to get, let me tell you what happened, it's either (a) she later discovered she doesn't really really like you (b) she got home and remembered she had made a mistake by giving you her number because she has a boyfriend (c) you're not worth cheating with, probably she met another guy that's worth cheating with that same day , so once again, it's not hard to get oooh, so bye :-D.. I've got a remedy for this problem though . |
@op....if you're a "fine girl" ooh,like lola omotayo,nadia buhari etc,and we r dating...if you ask me to pay your house rent...forget all these one these pple are saying.....I'd give you the money. [color=#006600] |
Only in mexico |
Ermmm....what's another word for FresH? ![]() |
Ab025: Ladies haba....Tell them! |
Most students don't even know why ASUU is on strike...they are fighting for the future!..,even if they are also fighting for their pocket and so?...they've got kids to feed and their own responsibilities too..Nigerian teachers reward is not in heaven ooh,dem wan drive mercs and bimmers too! ![]() |
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playcharles: God will continue to punish our past rulers for mismanagement and corruption, if u agree, click liked buttonStory...,God won't punish anybody,their great grand children would enjoy their wealth..go invent something |
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pazienza: You want to see their bakassi ? hahah! Original african man.Na so na,I mean what's the need? ![]() |
Sc MH @ Afam4eva: https://s5.postimg.org/7zlexo96v/NATIONAL_OPEN_UNIVERSITY_OF_NIGERIA_Onuoha_Glor.jpgWhy r they showing only their faces & front view...this is an African beauty pageant! ![]() |
Story!..her time has passed ![]() |


, so who the eff are you that they should come talk to you ?, Justin biber ? 


