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You borrowed my gas to boil water but I'm perceiving beans.. Neighbour why?!! �

Women will occupy their wardrobe, occupy their husband's wardrobe and still have nothing to wear..
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My male neighbor brought in one of them(a female) last year all in the guise of helping her and now she is pregnant she should be around 16/17 year old.

Her justification for creating these abnormalities....

All this seems TOO damn much to me, at 5 years old I didn't even know what was a penis, and there's people selling these things legally?!
And there's too many people defending this shit
I can't with this world

TRANZWEAR sells "packers" for girls of all ages, including the one that is listed for girls under five years old. This fake penis is supposed to be put in the panties of pre-school girls to help them with their transition from female to male.

Mention that musician that even if he's performing in front of your gate you won't attend �

Law school result ke! When Law school exams are always held in September.
Results dey come out before exams??

I just got this Text from Airtel..I don't understand the meaning.
What does it mean please

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I ate two��
I fried two��
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When I first heard his track "BENEDICTION" I was like mehn! that's dope.this guy is deep only for me to find out that he is a motherf*"ka.

Shit.

Issa another one

I mean, how is this right??

This is so disgusting.
How is he Even comfortable hanging out with a guy who is *KICKING* with his mom who is still married to his dad.

Like how??

Make it make sense please

August on vacation with Jade and her daughter willow Smith..

See how willow is so comfortable riding his back.
Hmmmm!!

August ALSINA with Jada and her family..
Issa family affair

August ALSINA with jaden Smith....
August is bleeping Jade's mom.
Obviously jaden is cool with it.
Ewww!!

People can do what they want in their marriages as long as it is an agreement, yes.. BUT what makes this shit bizarre is August was around everybody. Her kids, her momma and her husband who knew. Thats like a man having his side bitch bonding with his children and his wife/girlfriend, who does that?? Thats probably why he thought they were going to be together eventually. If someone is you side piece, don't be out here treating them like they are a main, shit like what happened with August happens when you do that. The boundaries should have been set

“I actually sat down with Will and had a conversation, due to the transformation from their marriage to life partnership – that they’ve spoken on several times. And it not involving romanticism – He gave me his blessing – I totally gave myself to that relationship for years of my life.”

So this basically confirms the shit people have been speculating for years....that Jada and Will are in a marriage of convenience at this point. They’re both allowed to have their connections on the side because although they love each other as friends, the fire isn’t there anymore and they no longer seek that kind of bond with each other.

They’re like those couples we all know where they’re still married on paper but have had totally separate lives for years with no desire to really make it official and divorce, even though both know the marriage is pretty much done. It seems as if everybody (Will and the kids, etc) was on board because August was literally going on family vacations with them and treated as a regular member of their circle.

Iran issues arrest warrant for Donald Trump over Qassem Suleimani killing Iran has issued an arrest warrant for Donald Trump and 35 others over the killing of top general Qassem Suleimani and has asked Interpol for help, Tehran prosecutor Ali Alqasimehr said on Monday, according to the Fars news agency.
The United States killed Suleimani, leader of the Revolutionary Guards’ Quds Force, with a drone strike in Iraq on 3 January. Washington accused Suleimani of masterminding attacks by Iranian-aligned militias on US forces in the region
Alqasimehr said the warrants had been issued on charges of murder and terrorist action. He said Iran had asked Interpol to issue a “red notice” for Trump and the other individuals the Islamic Republic accuses of taking part in the killing of Suleimani.
Alqasimehr said the group included other US military and civilian officials but did not provide further details. He said Iran would continue to pursue the matter after Trump’s time in office ends.
The killing of Suleimani brought the United States and Iran to the brink of armed conflict after Iran retaliated by firing missiles at US targets in Iraq several days later

Okay,so I've been seeing this SA adverts on all my platforms.initially I ignored them but for my fondness of actress Pearl Thusi ,I decided to download the movie this morning.

Oh! Yeah!

I don't do church.so chill with the looks.

So here I am sitting on my bed,legs opened wide,laptop in front of me watching what I thought would amount to an awesome experience in daytime entertainment.

How wrong was I ..
The first few scenes were mixed with grammars.more Zulu than English and yet they expect non-south Africans to patronize them.

Have any of you watched their major celebs during an interview??. goodness gracious... don't let me just start lol...
It's like interviewing Ini Edo and she starts using English and calabar to respond..
Will that be cool??.
Yet they want to cut across tribes ,regions, ethnicity, countries....
They should just thank their stars for Multi- Choice /DSTV else.......

I HATE THIS RUBBISH.
WHAT KIND OF WAHALA IS THIS.

SEE ME TROUBLE OOOO.eh
For apartment i paid for too.it's the Same apartment I can no longer sleep in.

This my neighbor and his wife has been speaking in tongues since 9:00pm.... it's 1:40am and prayers are still ongoing.
When will this stop??

If i scream
Thief oh!
Thief oh!
Shey they will keep quiet ba??.

I no longer sleep at night anymore because of their shouting prayers and speaking in tongues..

IF I VEX eh! I go just pour palm oil for their doorpost then add some condiments like egg shells,broken glass,a handful of crayfish and one big empty snail shell with a note

"STOP DISTURBING US ELSE NEXT TIME BLOOD WILL FLOW".....

Then I go just dey my room dey watch as drama dey unfold.since na drama dem like.

Them no just know me self.
I hate this

I was raised culturally Christian. Religious rituals were not very important in my life, and my immediate family did not attend church. In fact when I started going to church with an aunt at age 8, my mom refused to give the church permission to allow me to be baptized until I was 12. She insisted that I would be making a huge commitment, and I needed to be at least 12 before I’d have enough knowledge to make that decision. I recall the church leaders being very disappointed in my mom, as if she was risking my life by not allowing me to commit myself to Christ and be “washed” of my sins.

Fast forward to age 16. My dad had terminal cancer. I had never had a great relationship with my dad, but I didn’t want to lose him. I prayed daily, I made promises to God, if he’d just spare my dad. He didn’t. After my dads death, I was pretty angry with God.

My church family welcomed my mom to have my dad’s services at the church, since my mom had no church home. My mom was so impressed with their welcoming that she became a faithful member. I was so angry with God, that the funeral was my last time in the church. I was angry, but I still believed.

This was my state of being for the years that followed. It was around this time that I met my soon to be Husband. He was a devout Catholic, though not a church goer. It was during this time that my husband and I did a lot of international travels. In our travels, we always went off the beaten path and met folks from all different cultures and religions. It became clear to me that who you prayed to was more closely related to where you were born than to any truth in a particular religion. Now all this time I held a grudge against God, but had considered it blasphemy to doubt his existence. Until I realized that there were folks all over the world who held the same feelings for some different deity, or the same god but believed widely different things about what he wanted. I believe that this was the first time that I used my critical thinking in relationship to religion.

I should mention that I’m a physician, so I’m trained in science and logical thinking. It didn’t take me long to conclude that all of these different folks couldn’t be right yet All be contradictory. I began to read the Bible with an open mind and researched different religions, and I realized that every one that I studied was hollow and circular. I didn’t accept circular reasoning in any other area of my life, why was I accepting it for something that purported to be reverent?

I finally, slowly realized that religion and God were man made. I cannot tell you the relief I felt when I realized that there really wasn’t some deity in the sky wanting random things from me, or needing me to see myself as subservient because I was born female. No one would give me everlasting life because I accepted his son as my personal savior, while innocent people who had never heard his word were doomed to everlasting torture.

Once that veil is pulled back, and you realize there is no hereafter, you realize that life is finite. You eventually understand no one is in the sky looking out for you and you are responsible for your actions. You begin to feel both great freedom and great responsibility at the same time. You want to have every good experience you can before it’s too late, you want to tell your family how much you value them every single time you speak to them (I do this still—every single time—they thought it was strange at first and now they just see it as my quirk); I began to resent the restrictions that religion had put on my life and I vowed to make up for all the things I had denied myself before. I began to see myself as my brother’s keeper (and the keeper of animals and the earth). It made me vigilant about social justice, racial and gender equality and basically protection of my fellow living beings.

I’m so much happier, I do my job better because I know that no one is guiding my hand and the buck stops with me and so I need to always be up to the task. I study harder, I read voraciously and I always try my very best.

I never put off things that I think I’d like to do, I never take my wife or friends and family for granted because I know that once they are gone, I’ll never see them again.

The hardest part was dealing with the certainty of death, but I think the lack of worry about hell also helps with that as well.

I think my life has become richer (in all the connotations of this word) and my anxiety has virtually vanished. I no longer yearn for answers to the meaning of life. I just try to really enjoy life every day as if it is my last.

You all are children and don't even know what love is about.so just chill

"I was once thrashed so badly that I couldn't believe it myself. It was like watching a movie. When I cry after a beating, my children console me. But I still believe my husband loves me. I will never walk out on him."

Too Many Hushpuppies Around
A man went to buy noodles and he found cash of N1.8m sealed in one of the boxes. He returned it and was given 6 months free supply of noodles in appreciation of his honesty.
I went through the comments on the Twitter page that reported this event. I can't really say I was alarmed or shocked. People called this man a fool. Some said it was God who gave him that money and he lost the opportunity. Many said they will never return the money if they find such. One even openly boasted that a bank wrongly credited his account with 8k and he didn't return it. A few even had harsh words for the company that rewarded the man with six months supply of noodles.
Going through the comments, you'll be very afraid for the future of this nation. There are too many Hushpuppies just waiting for their turn. People don't even care about doing the right thing again. Moral values are long eroded.
This is one of the reasons we have lost the fight against corruption. We don't really hate corruption or fraud per se. We just talk against it if it's not yet our own turn to eat or partake. One finds it hard to believe that some celebrities still tweeted in support of Hushpuppy.
I don't think I have an answer as this malaise has eaten very deep into our system.
Where do we even start from?

She hates black women so much.yet she wants to be black at any chance she gets.
Well not black skinned black but the spices black....biracial if you must.

So she pumps her ass and Botox her deflated lips . looking like a seasoned duck.

Tuah!

Khloé Kardashian at the start of their reality program used to be the most relatable of all the Kardashian/Jenner Klan.she was so funny and had a charming personality.she was the great aunt of her nieces and nephews.its no wonder Kim and kourtney fights amongst themselves just to get her attention.she was the voice of reason to the point that recluse Rob Kardashian had to live with her while she was married to Karma Odom.

Sadly those days are long gone.
The Khloé before our eyes has evolved into a narcissist sadist.A foul mouth bully and pathological liar who thrives in putting everyone around her down in her service to Kim.

She has bullied younger Hollywood celebs like zonnique(Tiny's daughter-T.I.P' wife).
Oh....and there is also the Chloe Grace Montez situation.

For someone who is a product of an affair.whose father is yet to be confirmed.she sure do know how to ignite more questions to her actual mental state.

Like how she was quick to accept Tristan back into her a.s.s after he cheated on her with the barely legal Jordy wood...

But sometimes I want to feel sorry for Khloé.i mean,it must not have been easy growing up with someone like Kim K and people always asking her if they were actually related.

Her mom Kris Jenner(pmk) a money LovePeddler who only dots on you when you make more banks. I'm sure she not only encouraged Kim K in their pursuit of Fame to shoot an amateur Indecency and subsequently releasing the video.

Well,i must confess I did watch the video.nothing special about it.i have seen to the glory of God better Indecency films to last a lifetime.

Anyway here's the ugliest Kardashian that even with all the plastic surgeries,her ugliness is still profound.
You can say but Rob K is ugly.
Nah.!
Not really Rob just needs to lose those weight and he is good to go.

GOD FORGIVE ME FOR THIS POST.
But I think it's about time someone checks this klorge

....oh!
Did I mention the only time she's a tad pretty is when she has Photoshop herself to the gods??..

Hey!
Don't come and say she's rich and it's not my business..
Well that's debatable!.

THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN SAVE HUSHPUPPY RIGHT NOW.

Argue with your keyboard

THE ANSWER IS
15
SHOW WORKING

5+5×2
=15

Can this really happen in Nigeria?
All them zaddies and slay Queens please answer

[color=#990000][/color]slay queens be like "she's too cheap" radarada.....shut up slayers.have fun with your loneliness