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This your post is somehow
You said we should check Madam Kemi Twitter page and when I did, it was a direct opposite of your post.

Make this make sense

Openbusiness:
Judging from her pix, she didn't do any butt enlargement anything. She just got fat. Some women get fat when they start doing "stuff" too much, they weren't doing before.

Stop lying
Nengi already mentioned her butt enhancement and her veneers.

Besides, it's her life. Let her do whatever with it as long as it doesn't affect you

Have they not seen Reverend father and Reverend sisters porn online before. Where they arrested?
That infamous Saudi Arabia porn actress (Mia Khalifa) that uses hijab in her films, has she been arrested?

Nigeria is lawless.

Someone with money or enough connect can just wake up one morning and intimidate anyone even with the help of the Nigerian security force.

Such a shame.

I weep for Nigeria
Tufiakwa

Charmingrascal:
I wonder if her father who is a lecturer will be proud of her among his colleagues.

Will he ever have the audacity to tell his students to be decent and have good morals when obviously his daughter has shown severally on National TV that she has no single moral upbringing.

A HOE that's what she is!

She was raised by a single mother.
Her dad didn't stay.
She only just found her pops via social media.
He got no say in her life.
She already said that she has no one but her mom

[quote author=jaxxy post=93486050]Do u have to use the lines?? When u look the part And yes he said Smtn along those lines of I still Dey hussle. /////
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REALLY??

It's not his fault he looks that way.
Child, he was born that way.
Y'all preach self love
Yet y'all still wanna come at laycon for how he looks??
Damn!
He only said he has never left Nigeria before
Even triky tee said so too.

See eh!
No need to shalaye
Laycon has been trending since the show started .
Recall his intro with his Christmas light shirt? Lol

Funny enough even though he might not be your ideal hot cake--- tall dark/fair handsome guy, he still holds his own Everytime. I think that's why people relate with him.
Not for looks or style
But because he is relatable and genuinely creative that all housemates always look forward to working with him.

That my dear, is called GRACE

jaxxy:
Mostly pity votes and sentiments. Looking broke even if not broke helps ur bba profile Apparently as u are able to deceive golible Nigerians Majorly to pity ur condition and vote for u. Which seems fair to be honest bt can also be the wrongest choice at times. Just look at efe scam

Nah mehn!
If it is by pity vote then this your post should be referring to Lucy the housemate that nobody likes but because somehow some photos of hers got on Twitter that showed her roasting bole, most people felt sorry for her and decided to go hard for her via voting because I'm sure she would have been evicted if it was left for the housemates. Coz they have no love for her

Is it dieing or dying because I've used dying all my life and recently I have been seeing people using dieing online. Which is correct abegg.

Coz e be things

Shekua is giving the Nigerian government double edged sword.

Release the guy and people will say Nigerian government now listen to a terrorist advise.

Execute him and they will say even the terrorist who kills people at random denounced the guys execution.

He played them here

Cooldude68:
One needs to be very careful with those so called celebs. They're all puppets, was that not how Idris Elba, Shaquille O'Neal etc claimed they all had covid at the start of the scamdemic pandemic? ���

Yo!
You saying covid-19 is a scam?
Don't say what you have no idea of. I already lost my Uncle,a medical doctor resident in New York States coz of said virus.
Just coz it's never had a direct contact with you or anyone in your family, or among your click of friends, doesn't mean that shit ain't real...

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Wishing you very safe delivery beautiful Cardi!
[/quote]Yo!
She already gave birth to kulture

Oga police why na? You no want make people shalaye for we Lagos so?? Abeg free the container joor.
E get why

My mom is Caucasian with brown ashy eyes but my older siblings all have blueish grey eyes while I have greenish ashy eyes and funny enough that's part of our beauty spot and people love it.

That man is deluded and timid.

One trend I've noticed with Femi Adesina is that he constantly talks down on people when they air their grievances against the government.

We know your job is to paint the government white but he's going about it like a man who has had one half of his brain removed.

Do better

flokii:
Please loud it..

Amaech or anyone has no right to sign off Nigeria's sovereignty (in whatsoever context) to chinko slave traders. If not that Amaechi is an imbec.ile, how will any right thinking person see nothing wrong in non-Nigerians taking over assets in Nigeria (what sort of useless people do we have as leaders sef).

Is it until they take over the useless railways that will be outdated and obsolete in no distant future, take over all our airports, seaports, Customs etc. and even natural resources like gold (which they have been stealing secretly), oil and gas resources and the numerous others we are blessed with that our eyes will clear?

What stops Nigeria from generating her own financial capacity and needs from food and natural resources processing rather than selling ourselves off for useless modernized locomotives.

We know their plans, take loans, share it amongst themselves (unrepentant looters) abandon the projects and let China come in and enslave our coming generations. BASTARDS!

With all the money stolen under GEJ, Diezani and Patience Jonathan's loots, returned Abacha loot, NNPC missing billions and NEDC, NDDC billions that can't be accounted for would have transformed this country into the envy of the whole world. Very useless set of people

A country that has Oil and is one of the richest in the world with abundant mineral and natural resources suddenly turned beggar, taking loans and ceding sovereignty.

Let me leave you with this information, in 2014 a loan was taken by the Jonathan Government to fix cctv camera's in Abuja and Lagos for security propose, that loan was $2.4b from China and it is supposed to be repaid, the Qeastion is, have you been to Abuja and Lagos after Jonathan left office? Did you by any chance see or seen anything like cctv camera's in those two cities? Have you asked what happened to that loan they took ? is Nigeria not going to pay back that particular loan with the interest on it ? Another Qeastion is, do you think Nigeria is not capable of paying that loan in 20yrs time ?

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There’s a time I used to think I was a big girl until I travelled to Abuja and spent a little over a year and then moved into Lagos recently, and trust me, it didn’t take long for me to be put in my place! I can’t speak to the ‘Big Girls’ living on the mainland (But are you even a big girl if you live on the mainland?) but I have a little to talk on the ones on the island coupled with my extensive social media research prior to this period. Trust me social media will tell you A LOT on this subject.

You can spot the ‘big girls’ as soon as you walk into any bar, lounge or any social setting. Even as a ‘learner’ myself I could still tell. It even made me question my own big ‘girlism’, I mean, I thought I was a baby girl until I met these wonderful people. What have I been doing? What is even my pedigree in this matter? Wait, do I even want to be a ‘big girl’? It all just feels like such hard work!

Anyways, I came to hustle, you see? I’m not a big girl, the big girls live a ‘baby girl lifestyle’. So who is a baby girl? A baby girl doesn’t hustle; she doesn’t have time to run around looking for jobs, She uses what she has to get what she wants and therefore lives the big girl’s lifestyle. Of course there are exceptions to the rule, but I know you get what I mean. But you see, even at that, there are levels to this thing. In my ‘learner’ opinion, I could be wrong,but here goes. There is the Elite ‘big girl’. She has earned her place at the top of the chain. She got there by sheer grit and now she has a reputable job or is a social media influencer (Yes, that’s a thing now. I know right? Anyways, moving on) she now sits on the theoretical throne to hopefully welcome newbies like me. Then there’s the regular-ish ‘big girl’. For her the struggle is real, she tries everything to be part of the elite but again even to a learner, it’s obvious she’s not. You cannot completely dismiss her because she has a little leg to stand on for her big ‘girlism’ but she’s not the one who will induct me into this exclusive club.

Finally we have the fake ones. The ‘wanna-bes’, they are the absolute worst! Always bossing people around because she has absolutely no clout and she knows it but can’t help herself. Chances are she never graduates to the regular-ish ‘big girl’, why? < Her reputation is already tarnished, from when she did whatever to feel among, she had no class whilst doing this so hence the other too most definitely can’t associate with her. She is forever left on the fringes, just looking in. I feel pity for her as I write this.

That said what are the signs? How do you spot one? Could you already be one and you don’t know? Let’s go over this together. With my newly acquired private eye badge, I think I can tell you some key things.



LOCATION;
This is very important, you cannot be a big girl and stay somewhere in your village, NO WAY! It doesn’t matter that you were the top dog there (like I was) nobody cares! That’s just all shades of wrong. The big girls are mainly in Abuja and Lagos maybe Port Harcourt, they stay in posh apartments/houses in Ikoyi, Maitama, and Lekki etc. Mere hearing their address you should let you know it’s the big leagues now.

LIGHT SKINNED
Nothing against the dark-skinned, melanin-popping girls out there but the melanin-popping trend is yet to be embraced by all. Personally, I feel owning the skin you came in adds a beautiful level of confidence but for the purposes of our discussion, light skinned girls rule today. You cannot be a big girl if you aren’t light skinned and fine, you have to be a baby girl and that’s part of the package! Well, these days many think you aren’t a fine girl if you are not light skinned, so to be a big girl, you have to know the latest bleaching, sorry toning cream available. PS : They NEVER tell you what cream it is they use o! It’s a secret I feel they will take to their graves even the FBI can’t find this one out! Most of the big girls, if you look into their families, they are all dark skinned but abeg abeg abeg!!! Market must sell.

LATEST PHONES
A big girl must use the latest phone, be it iPhone, Samsung or whatever, these girls use the latest phones, whether they sell their clothes and shoes to afford it, that’s not their problem nor yours either, but they must belong! What is a baby girl lifestyle without a proper outstanding phone? With what shall you take selfies with?

LOCALLY-ACQUIRED FOREIGNACCENT
Every big girl must have an accent. These days a trip to Dubai warrants a British accent upon arrival back home, how? When you know how, please drop me a comment. It can be bought anywhere, and sometimes they don’t even need to travel out. Are you a fan of Jenifa’s diary? This reminds me of when Funke Akindele’s character got back from the UK, after spending few months, she came back with an accent. My girl planned to live the big girl lifestyle and nothing was going to stop her. Remember, when faking the accent, everything has to end with an ‘R’, how you dare say ‘Lagos’? It is ‘Largos’ ‘slay harrrd’ and keep rolling the r’s. This is where yours truly gave up, I JURST CARN’T!

ATTEND BIG WEDDINGS AND EVENTS
A big girl that isn’t attending big events, is that one a big girl? This is in the Rule book, rule No 1. The big girls are found at weddings/events of millionaires and billionaires children or celebrities, how they get these invites? I don’t know! I’m not a big girl. LOL, but if you want to know if they are at this events, check their social media pages, and you will see them all dressed up heading to these big events. As a big girl, you have to know one or two people in the high places in order to attend these high class events. It reminds me of a little incident back home in my little world where one of the ‘who is who’ was having a birthday party with a dress code. I know so many girls and guys alike who bought their party clothes are started looking for invites or who didn’t have a plus one! The scramble was real and funny to watch. I had an invite (Told you I was a top dog, lol) but I wasn’t even attending. Basically in this regard, it’s just too much work for me, I don’t know about you. My advice is, while scrambling for invites. PLEASE be classy, remembering to be part of the elite is the end goal.

SLAY MAMAS
If you don’t know this term, just give up now. I can’t teach you everything. A big girl must SLAY! This is not in the rule book, this is the rule book! You have to slay from your human hair down to your fake Christian Louboutin shoes or real ones if you are the elite, slaying and being a big girl goes like bread and butter, corn and pear.

Now you have the long human hair, the locally-acquired foreign accent, the latest phones, bleached sorry toned skin and you are balling! You are good to go, Sister. Me? I shall be cheering for you from the sidelines. I applaud and admire the determination to the game though. We only have life and ‘big girl’ or not my philosophy as always been ‘Why go through life unnoticed?’ So make your mark, just be sure it’s a good

There’s a time I used to think I was a big girl until I travelled to Abuja and spent a little over a year and then moved into Lagos recently, and trust me, it didn’t take long for me to be put in my place! I can’t speak to the ‘Big Girls’ living on the mainland (But are you even a big girl if you live on the mainland?) but I have a little to talk on the ones on the island coupled with my extensive social media research prior to this period. Trust me social media will tell you A LOT on this subject.

You can spot the ‘big girls’ as soon as you walk into any bar, lounge or any social setting. Even as a ‘learner’ myself I could still tell. It even made me question my own big ‘girlism’, I mean, I thought I was a baby girl until I met these wonderful people. What have I been doing? What is even my pedigree in this matter? Wait, do I even want to be a ‘big girl’? It all just feels like such hard work!

Anyways, I came to hustle, you see? I’m not a big girl, the big girls live a ‘baby girl lifestyle’. So who is a baby girl? A baby girl doesn’t hustle; she doesn’t have time to run around looking for jobs, She uses what she has to get what she wants and therefore lives the big girl’s lifestyle. Of course there are exceptions to the rule, but I know you get what I mean. But you see, even at that, there are levels to this thing. In my ‘learner’ opinion, I could be wrong,but here goes. There is the Elite ‘big girl’. She has earned her place at the top of the chain. She got there by sheer grit and now she has a reputable job or is a social media influencer (Yes, that’s a thing now. I know right? Anyways, moving on) she now sits on the theoretical throne to hopefully welcome newbies like me. Then there’s the regular-ish ‘big girl’. For her the struggle is real, she tries everything to be part of the elite but again even to a learner, it’s obvious she’s not. You cannot completely dismiss her because she has a little leg to stand on for her big ‘girlism’ but she’s not the one who will induct me into this exclusive club.

Finally we have the fake ones. The ‘wanna-bes’, they are the absolute worst! Always bossing people around because she has absolutely no clout and she knows it but can’t help herself. Chances are she never graduates to the regular-ish ‘big girl’, why? < Her reputation is already tarnished, from when she did whatever to feel among, she had no class whilst doing this so hence the other too most definitely can’t associate with her. She is forever left on the fringes, just looking in. I feel pity for her as I write this.

That said what are the signs? How do you spot one? Could you already be one and you don’t know? Let’s go over this together. With my newly acquired private eye badge, I think I can tell you some key things.


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LOCATION;
This is very important, you cannot be a big girl and stay somewhere in your village, NO WAY! It doesn’t matter that you were the top dog there (like I was) nobody cares! That’s just all shades of wrong. The big girls are mainly in Abuja and Lagos maybe Port Harcourt, they stay in posh apartments/houses in Ikoyi, Maitama, and Lekki etc. Mere hearing their address you should let you know it’s the big leagues now.

LIGHT SKINNED
Nothing against the dark-skinned, melanin-popping girls out there but the melanin-popping trend is yet to be embraced by all. Personally, I feel owning the skin you came in adds a beautiful level of confidence but for the purposes of our discussion, light skinned girls rule today. You cannot be a big girl if you aren’t light skinned and fine, you have to be a baby girl and that’s part of the package! Well, these days many think you aren’t a fine girl if you are not light skinned, so to be a big girl, you have to know the latest bleaching, sorry toning cream available. PS : They NEVER tell you what cream it is they use o! It’s a secret I feel they will take to their graves even the FBI can’t find this one out! Most of the big girls, if you look into their families, they are all dark skinned but abeg abeg abeg!!! Market must sell.

LATEST PHONES
A big girl must use the latest phone, be it iPhone, Samsung or whatever, these girls use the latest phones, whether they sell their clothes and shoes to afford it, that’s not their problem nor yours either, but they must belong! What is a baby girl lifestyle without a proper outstanding phone? With what shall you take selfies with?

LOCALLY-ACQUIRED FOREIGNACCENT
Every big girl must have an accent. These days a trip to Dubai warrants a British accent upon arrival back home, how? When you know how, please drop me a comment. It can be bought anywhere, and sometimes they don’t even need to travel out. Are you a fan of Jenifa’s diary? This reminds me of when Funke Akindele’s character got back from the UK, after spending few months, she came back with an accent. My girl planned to live the big girl lifestyle and nothing was going to stop her. Remember, when faking the accent, everything has to end with an ‘R’, how you dare say ‘Lagos’? It is ‘Largos’ ‘slay harrrd’ and keep rolling the r’s. This is where yours truly gave up, I JURST CARN’T!

ATTEND BIG WEDDINGS AND EVENTS
A big girl that isn’t attending big events, is that one a big girl? This is in the Rule book, rule No 1. The big girls are found at weddings/events of millionaires and billionaires children or celebrities, how they get these invites? I don’t know! I’m not a big girl. LOL, but if you want to know if they are at this events, check their social media pages, and you will see them all dressed up heading to these big events. As a big girl, you have to know one or two people in the high places in order to attend these high class events. It reminds me of a little incident back home in my little world where one of the ‘who is who’ was having a birthday party with a dress code. I know so many girls and guys alike who bought their party clothes are started looking for invites or who didn’t have a plus one! The scramble was real and funny to watch. I had an invite (Told you I was a top dog, lol) but I wasn’t even attending. Basically in this regard, it’s just too much work for me, I don’t know about you. My advice is, while scrambling for invites. PLEASE be classy, remembering to be part of the elite is the end goal.

SLAY MAMAS
If you don’t know this term, just give up now. I can’t teach you everything. A big girl must SLAY! This is not in the rule book, this is the rule book! You have to slay from your human hair down to your fake Christian Louboutin shoes or real ones if you are the elite, slaying and being a big girl goes like bread and butter, corn and pear.

Now you have the long human hair, the locally-acquired foreign accent, the latest phones, bleached sorry toned skin and you are balling! You are good to go, Sister. Me? I shall be cheering for you from the sidelines. I applaud and admire the determination to the game though. We only have life and ‘big girl’ or not my philosophy as always been ‘Why go through life unnoticed?’ So make your mark, just be sure it’s a good

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[quote author=Braintrain post=92149661]That’s b me I said yes
Please be happy for me [/quot

Some people are criticizing BBN, saying the show is demonic, tell your daddy G.Os to organize a bible quiz where the winner will take home the sum of 60million plus SUV.

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I think federal government wantu stop BBNAIJA

Oshare57:
Well, it fulfils my Internet needs and that is what matters! I am not in competition with anybody.

WORD!!!!

So when he is talking ill towards black people, it's just ye being ye and his words are being misunderstood. But when he starts exposing you and your family, its mental illness. This is a PR sympathy statement and nothing more.

BITCH SHUT UP